Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Sorry I Lied

Episode Date: December 1, 2014

What's the worst lie you've ever told to try and impress someone on a date? One of our listeners (Kevin) told a pretty HUGE lie... and it actually work. But now, he feels really guilty, because he really liked this girl. Can he fix his mistake and get a Second Date? Find out in the Second Date Update!(Image Courtesy: Katie Tegtmeyer. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ruck and Jubels, second date update. A lot of guys will try to pump up their job a little bit when they're on a date, you know, say that they make a little more money than they do. Maybe say that they're a manager or something when they're not. Maybe say that they're even employed. Who knows? Kevin, who's on the phone today for a second date update, might have gone a little too far in trying to impress the girl he's interested in. He wants us to call today.

Kevin, how are you? I'm all right, guys. How's it going? Good. Kevin, first of all, what do you do for a living? I work at Home Depot. Okay. Okay, Kevin, what did you tell the girl that you want us to call today that you do for a living?

I told her that I might play a little bit for the Seattle Sounders. Oh, no! Kevin claimed to play for the Seattle Sounders, the Major League Soccer team. So that's a big lie, trying to tell a girl that you're a professional athlete when you just work at Home Depot. Yeah. Kevin, why would you think that would ever be a good idea? You know what? It just all

kind of happened. I was with my buddies and we were kind of joking about it and one of them kind of dared me and I did play soccer. I once went to an open tryout for the Sounders so they were like, yeah, you should do it. I did it. You should do it. And I did it, you know.

And I kind of crossed that point of no return where, like, one lie becomes another lie. And it just snowballed and got out of control. And pretty soon you're their number one scorer. And she's like, I've never heard of you before. You're like, yeah. No, no, no. I never said that. I never said that. I was stupid enough to do it.

But, like, I wasn't stupid enough. Like, because I know she can, like, go. I never said that. I never said that. I was stupid enough to do it, but, like, I wasn't stupid enough. Like, because I know she can, like, go look it up or whatever. So I told her that I had been placed on injured reserve. Oh, my gosh. And that when you're rehabbing from injured reserve, like, they put you on a special practice list. And you practice with the team as you're rehabbing, but you don't show up on the roster. So you guys had extensive conversations about this. Yes!

Oh my God, because she was all into it. And then, so obviously, you know, she's all into it. Like, what am I going to do? Yeah, you can't... I have a friend who actually looks like Sidney Rice, who used to play for the Seahawks. Big, tall dude, like, long braids and everything else. And he'll tell girls

that he is Sidney Rice, and they'll believe him, and he'll just hook up with them that night and then never call me. Like, that's the thing. It's not like I said I was Richard Sherman. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I went with the Sounders. I tried to go just a little more low-key than the Seahawks. That's probably a smart way to go. Yeah. So she was obviously impressed by the fact that you were a professional athlete.

Did you end up hooking up with her? What happened? Yeah, like, she was all into me, and we were hooking up, you know? And then it was like, she kind of kept dropping hints about, like, she would totally go back to my place. I don't live in a place that I think a sounder would live in, like, necessarily. Hey, Major League Soccer salaries are pretty low. If you've got a one-bedroom apartment, you might be all right.

It's true. There's no pictures of me, like, you know, there's no framed uniform on the wall. Yeah. You know what I mean? So I was all worried about that, and, like, it kind of ruined my night anyways because all I started thinking about

was how to keep this lie going. Right. You know, and she's just a cool girl, and we could have had a good time. At what point in the night was the regret really setting in? I guess it hit me when, i actually started liking her i mean at first i was like yeah she's hot and like whatever but then i actually like liked her when i was talking to her and i was like oh my god like i want to go out with this girl again but like it's hard enough to keep this

going for like 20 minutes how could i you know eventually i gotta tell her the truth yeah let's say you guys get together and you guys fall in love and get married at some point you're gonna have to tell her that you're not an athlete yeah so how did everything end with her well the night was great and like her friends were kind of like lingering and and kind of like not necessarily knowing if she wanted to be left alone or not and so then like i tried to play it all cool because I couldn't take her to my place anyway. But I was just like, you know, it's all right. Like, I got physical therapy in the morning. And, like, you know, I got to get up early.

And so she's like, oh, yeah, yeah, you get your rest and everything. And I was like, this is awesome. And she was all into me. And she, like, kissed me goodnight. And, you know, and she was like, call me. And so then the next day I texted her. I was like, hey, I had a good time last night. It was really fun hanging out.

Like, let's do this again soon. And I didn't get anything for, like, almost 24 hours after I texted her the first time. So, like, the next day I got a text back. And she was like, yeah, I don't want to talk to you. Do you think she found out? She Googled your name or like, yeah, I don't want to talk to you. All right. Do you think she found out she Googled your name or something? Well, I don't know. Like, I mean, she would have had to have done, like, some extensive research

because, like, I gave her so much crap about I was on injured reserve and then they place you on a practice roster. They take your name completely off the Internet. Or, like, I've asked my buddies, too, if any of them said something to her friend, and now they're not telling me. But you do know that she does not want to talk to you because the text that she sent you said. Yeah, she made that kind of clear, but here's why I'm calling you guys. I honestly believe you strip all that stuff away, and we actually like each other. Okay.

And I think if we could just get to the point where she was, like, willing to go out with me again, like, I think it would be cool, and I think, you know, everything might be fine. So when we call her and get her on the phone for your second date update, how do you want us to play it, then? Am I going to tell her that I'm calling for a sounder? No. No. I think get her on the phone if you guys can, and, like, that's the first step. And then, like, don't tell her right off

The bat but like if she does know already then you know I want a chance to apologize But like if she doesn't know then maybe just like help me get to the second date and then you know on the second date I can like tell her myself and do the right thing. All right. Well, we'll play a song Come back Call her and get your second date update. Okay? Sounds good, guys. All right, man.

Hang on. Because you know I'm all about that bass, about that bass. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. I'll admit, I've probably told a lie or two on a first date to try to impress a girl. I've never done what Kevin, who is on the phone with us right now, has done. He told a girl that he plays for the Seattle Sounders.

I've never claimed to be a professional athlete when on a date, probably because nobody would even believe me whatsoever. If I was a little bigger in stature, maybe I would try it. I don't know. Kevin, are you about ready to call Jamie? I guess so. Okay. And the last thing she sent you was a text that said, I don't ready to call Jamie? I guess so. Okay, and the last thing she sent you was a text that said, I don't want to talk to you.

The point of this is to find out if she went home and Googled you and found out that you weren't, and that's why. And if she didn't find that out, you don't want me to tell her. You want me to just see if I can get you a date so that when you do go out with her, you can break the news and say, I'm sorry I lied to you. Yeah, yeah, that'd be awesome. And combining is so complicated. Can't we just tell the truth? All right, well, I'm going to get to you. Yeah, yeah, that'd be awesome. And combining is so complicated.

Can't we just tell the truth? All right, well, I'm going to get her on the phone right now and get your second date update. You ready? Ready. All right, man, here we go. So excited to talk to a professional athlete. You want his signature later? Yeah.

Hello? Hey, is Jamie there? Hello? Hey, it's Jamie there. This is Jamie. Hey, Jamie, how are you? This is Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning. How are you? I'm okay, and you're calling me because... I'm calling you because you recently went on a date with a listener of ours,

and he liked you a lot, but you actually sent him a text saying that you don't want to ever talk to him again. He's an athlete. His name is Kevin. He plays for the Seattle Sounders. I'm not really interested in talking about that a**hole. Whoa. Okay.

But can I tell Kevin why you think he's an a**hole? Because he's a skeezy guy. What? What do you mean by that? I was talking to my roommate, and I told her, you know, hey, I met this guy Kevin. He plays for the Seattle Founders. Right when I say that, my roommate says, I made out with a guy last week, Kevin, who plays on the Seattle Sounders. No way!

Are you serious? I'm dead serious. And that's why I said, are you kidding me? I described what he looks like, and she goes, yeah, that's Kevin. So you guys both made out with the same guy that plays for the Sounders. That's crazy. The way it is, how I see it, is that this guy will just make out with anybody, and he's just a total player.

Well, Jamie, you know some professional athletes can be like that. I don't know Kevin that well. I'm friends with a couple of the Sounders. I don't know Kevin like that, though. But I do know that he liked you a lot, and he wanted to see you again, and he was kind of shocked when you sent him that text message. No, I know that he wanted to get in my pants. I know that he wanted to get in my pants i know that he wanted to get my roommate's

pants first of all i think it's disgusting and second of all it's embarrassing for me jamie but can i ask real quick because you said that they just made out i mean you're single you're dating you haven't made out with anybody else in the last month i mean i i don't know every single thing they did i didn't even really want to hear it after that. I mean, like, I got enough of the gist that I know that this guy is a total creep

and that I don't want anything to do with him. So you feel like he lives up to the rumor of, like, how athletes just are players? I don't. Absolutely. He didn't do anything

to show me otherwise. I mean, I already told him myself. I already told him to leave me alone and I'm not interested. I know, but he didn't know the reason that's why he wanted us to call you.

But now that he knows the reason, I think we're all good then. How would he know the reason? I just told him I wasn't interested. Oh, that's because he's listening right now. Hey, Jamie, how's it going? Oh, my God. Seriously? Here's the thing.

I really like you, all right? Yeah, you apparently really liked my roommate, too. You apparently really like any girl who's available and looks half-willing. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on. Don't you think you're going a little far with this? I'm probably not going far enough. I mean, you made out with my roommate.

You made out with me in the span of, like, a week. Who knows how many girls you're making out and sleeping with okay well hang on a second first of all i didn't sleep with your roommate and i didn't sleep with you second of all like i didn't know you when i met your roommate like it's not like i went out with you and then i went out with her the next night and i'm like no but i really like you but i was making out with this other girl i'm trying to put myself out there i actually really like you what i think is that you're just one of those athletes who just thinks

they're the shit and goes around like they're the king of everything. You can make out with anyone. You can play with whatever girl you want. Play with their emotions. Play with their heart. And I'm not interested. I don't need that in my life. You don't even know me. I'm actually a really nice,

really sincere, really honest guy. Yeah, Jamie, you don't know know me. I'm actually a really nice, really sincere, really honest guy. Yeah, Jamie, you don't know anything about him. All you know is that he plays for the Sounders. He's a professional athlete, and he meets people all the time and probably has had dates before. And he's really honest, like you said. Yeah, right. I mean, yeah, I guess that's all I know.

But I just wish that, one, the whole situation wouldn't have happened and that it just, I guess that it would have just come out differently. Yeah, and it's different, you know, when you meet a guy like Kevin, who's a professional athlete. He's got girls throwing themselves at him, you know, and maybe that's something you need to think about if you want to go out on another date with him. When you're in a high-profile job, women kind of do that. I mean, like, if we were, like, in a committed committed relationship i wouldn't want him making out with anybody else i mean i guess and it sounds like kevin even with all this pressure from playing professional sports and having girls who like him is interested in only dating you that's what it sounds like to me am i right kevin yeah like honestly like I thought you were cool and I thought you

were really cute and I want to go out with you again. And like, it doesn't matter like what I do or anything like that. Like not to me anyway. I mean, I mean, I, I guess I could maybe consider it then. You could consider it. Yeah. What if he wasn't a professional athlete, Jamie? Could you consider it then? That's a weird question. I don't know. Why does that even matter? Let's say that Kevin worked at Home Depot and not the

Sounders. Jubal, what the f*** is wrong with you? Kevin, why are you getting so upset? Yeah, dude. It's just a hypothetical. Yeah.

Seriously. Like, I call you for help and, like, seriously. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you work at Home Depot? I never said that, Jamie. Never said it. Wait, are you, are you, do you play for the Sounders? Well, I...

No, we never, no. Do you play for the Sounders? No, no, but listen. No, but no. You play for the sounders. No, no, but listen. No, not exactly. Like, yes, right now I... After all this

talking, now you're not even... You're not even who you say you are? Oh, my God. Would you hang on a second?

Like, this is what I've been trying to tell you, okay? This is why I wanted to go out with you again to be able to tell you the truth, and

Jubal was supposed to, like, help me do that because I wanted to be with you the truth. And Jubal was supposed to, like, help me do that because I wanted to be honest with you. I'm sorry Jubal didn't perpetuate your lie. You crazy... It's not like that, okay? It's not like that.

My buddies dared me. Okay, I did go to, like, an open tryout for the Sounders, and I hope to go again, okay? So it's not like I don't play soccer. But it's like I wanted to be honest with you and just tell you the truth. I had so much pressure. Oh, my God.

You are so full of it. Can someone get this guy away from me? Not interested. Not interested. Not interested in dating the Home Depot liar. That's a good nickname. I think you're reading into things. I just threw out a hypothetical and said, what if he worked for Home Depot?

That's all. That's all I said. I'm sorry. So people who work at Home Depot are what? Probably classier than you. Amen. What do you do for a living? What do you do for a living besides troll for professional athletes?

You are a crazy, crazy person. Jamie, would you like a second date with Kevin? He'd love to see you again. I will pay for your second date. I'll send you to a signer's bench. Yeah. Are you f***ing kidding me? I'm seriously asking, would you like to go out with Kevin again?

I know he would love to see you. I'm seriously telling you no way in hell. You were all good until you found out that I wasn't a pro athlete. Kevin. I don't think so, Kevin. She sounded pretty upset the whole time. No, you know what? Seriously, you guys, like, I tried to be honest.

And, like, why do you think guys lie? Like, why do you think guys lie? Because they get this. Right? No. You try to be open, and you try to be honest, and you get this. You never tried to be honest. What does Jamie want?

Kevin, I know you're fired up. She wants to fall over with her legs in the air for a pro athlete. Kevin, I know you're fired up because you didn't get your second date, and I also know that I need to let you go and get off the phone. I want you to use that passion on the field today. Get to practice. All right, buddy? Yeah, all right.

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