Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Speak No Evil

Episode Date: April 28, 2014

Chris and Ashley's romantic first date ended just about the BEST WAY IT POSSIBLY could... with a little bit of "romantic" time. But now Ashley is worried it was just a one-night stand. What was the REAL ISSUE on their date? Find out when we call Chris in today's Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Careful, babe. There's someone crossing the street. Sorry, I didn't see him there. If you feel different, you drive different. Don't drive high. It's dangerous and illegal everywhere. A message from NHTSA and the Ad Council. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update. I think it's funny the difference in emails that we get.

Like when a guy emails us and he thinks he's been used for a one-night stand, he's always like, it was awesome. I just want to see if I can get a hold of her again so we can do it one more time. But a girl thinks she gets used for a one-night stand. He's always like, it was awesome. I just want to see if I can get a hold of her again so we can do it one more time. But a girl thinks she gets used for a one-night stand. She's like, it's terrible. What's wrong with me? Right now, Ashley is on the phone with us,

and Ashley is in that situation. She thinks that the guy she went out with might have just used her for a one-night stand. Ashley, how are you doing? Hi, I'm good. Good. Thank you for coming on the show. No problem.

Why don't you tell us a little bit about the guy that you want us to call today? His name is Chris. Okay. I met him through friends. They set us up. And the date that we went on, we went on this wine and cheese tasting thing

where they tell you about wine and cheese and what wine goes with what cheese and you go to different tables or whatever. It was a lot of fun. I didn't think I was going to much fun it was kind of you know bougie but you did end up having a lot of fun didn't you yeah yeah i mean he was making jokes this was kind of like highbrow event that i'm i'm usually i usually get bored at but you know it was really interesting learning about all that kind of stuff i had no idea that there was so many like i thought it was just red and white, but then there's like this pink wine that's rosy, rosé, whatever.

Rosé. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I don't know anything. I know, like most of the wine and cheese events that you go to are like Velveeta and Carlo Rossi. Yeah. That's what I do.

That's understandable. I like that. Exactly. But the best part about it was he was making me laugh the entire time. Awesome. And we were drinking, and we picked our favorite bottle, and we bought it, and we went to my house to share it. And we ended up, you know. And you had a really good time on your date, didn't you?

Didn't even get to share that wine. Too busy. I mean, the bottle's gone now. Okay. One thing led to another, and he ended up staying over, if you know what I mean. Oh, yeah. We're way ahead of you on that. Okay.

Creepers in the room. Here's the thing. He left the next morning, and he was in a rush to get out. Okay. He was like, oh, I don't feel good. And he was like, I'm just really good you know and he was like i'm just really hung over wine gives me a headache and i was like okay you know we'll get together again he goes yeah yeah sure so anyway he left and i went to the bathroom and then i noticed when i sat down i looked at my legs and i realized that i hadn't been so embarrassing i hadn't shaved in a

while what are you talking about are you yeah Are you talking stubble or are you talking like you had long hair, like hippie? It was kind of in between stubble and long hair. It's so cool outside. Most of the time, guys don't notice if it's stubbly, but if it's really long and you can actually see the hair,

that's pretty gross. I didn't know he was going to stay over and things were going to happen. It was the first date, so of course I was like, whatever didn't know I was gonna You know he was gonna stay over And things were gonna happen You know it was the first date So of course I You know I was like Whatever I'm not gonna shave this time You gotta prepare yourself

For any date that you go on You never know I always shave my legs Before any first date Your entire body actually Yeah I do Smooth chest over here Now Ashley

Like aside from your Obvious sexual attraction To each other What is it about this guy That you really like? Oh he made me laugh. Like, if you can make me laugh, then you got me, you know? Any of your friends listening now or any guys that you know that want to hook up with you

are going to start coming over to your house in, like, clown outfits. Just trying anything to make you laugh. Stand-up comedy. Now, I know you said that you don't sleep with guys often on the first date. Which is what girls always say. I believe you. Now, Lydia, I believe you. But has this ever happened to you before? No't sleep with guys often on the first date. Which is what girls always say. I believe you. Now, Lydia, I believe you. Thank you.

But has this ever happened to you before? No. Okay, so it's the first time. All right. Well, we're going to play a song. Come back. Call him. See if we can get him on the phone and get your second date update, okay?

Okay, thank you. All right. Hold on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. Hey, Ashley.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Second date update. Hey, Ashley. Hi. Hey, do you think that maybe the guy you went out with isn't calling you back because you were bad in bed?

Oh, no. I have never received a complaint. All right. That's one thing that I can say. It's just a theory of mine because you went out with this dude, had a one-night stand, and all of a sudden he's not calling you back. That would be the only reason that I could think. Is that your worst case scenario, Ashley? Like your biggest fear?

That I'm bad in bed? I mean, there are worse things than that, I guess, but I just hope that he's not calling me back because I feel like I may have set his legs on fire. Ashley wants us to call a guy named Chris. They went out for a wine and cheese date. Ended up hooking up back at her place. She's concerned that he isn't calling back because she noticed

she didn't shave her legs the night before and was rather hairy the next day. And that is gross. And it is gross. That could be a reason. The guy could be like, oh, she's kind of nasty. I don't want to call her back. Honestly, Ashley, that's why I said you always need to be prepared and shave before every first date. I don't want to call her back. Honestly, Ashley, that's why I said you always need to be prepared and shave before every first date. I always make sure my legs are silky smooth.

Before anything I do. Business meetings, anything. Always shaving. Always shaving. All right, Ashley, are you about ready to give Chris a call? Yes, please. Okay, here we go. Hello?

Can I speak to Chris, please? This is Chris. Hey, Chris, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning on Movie 92.5. You got a second? I'm sorry, who is this? Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning on the radio station, moving 92.5. Okay.

Have you ever heard our morning show before? Maybe, I don't know. All right. I'm just a little confused why you're calling me. You recently went out with one of our listeners named Ashley. Yeah, I did. Assuming from that laugh you remember Ashley. I do remember Ashley. Yeah, I did. Assuming from that laugh you remember Ashley. I do remember Ashley. Well, Ashley has been trying to get a hold of you for like over 10 days now, she says.

Right. And she's wondering if she did something wrong because she would definitely like to see you again. Do you mind telling us why you don't want to call her back? Yeah, I mean, I don't want to tell you, but... I mean, we just had, you know, it was an all right time, but things just got a little weird. Is it because her legs were hairy? She told us everything that happened on the day. She said that you guys had a one night stand.

And she's concerned that she didn't shave her legs and you were grossed out by that uh honestly i didn't even notice that so okay really what is it then i'd rather not say it was a little awkward more awkward than this i mean come on i you know everything was fine until we went back to her place and then we started hooking up and it just got a little strange. What do you mean strange? Like she pulled all kinds of weird gadgets out of the closet and Mitch showed up? I mean, what happened? No, no, no. Like she just, she, this is so strange.

She kept on shushing me. What? Shushing you? Oh, no. I hate when people shush me. As in like during the act shushing me what shushing you oh no i hate when people shush me as in like during the act shushing you yeah and she kept on shushing me and she would put her finger up to my mouth and i just please don't be quiet be quiet and i i just i didn't understand because it's not like i was being particularly loud it was just it just ruined the yeah experience because i just felt like i could see how that would ruin it i'd be like stop it i want to make a little noise if that's okay christy did she have

roommates or something no she lives alone and as it went on she became increasingly sort of like aggressive she'd be like like even more sort of like this. She'd be like, shh, shh. Like even more? Sort of like, this is just a natural sound. Like this is what people do when they hook up. Chris, I hate to shush you again, but I want you to be quiet for just a second because Ashley is actually on the phone with us. Wait, what, right now? Yes, she is.

Hi. Wonderful. Wow. I cannot believe you said all of that on the radio. This is so, I just wanted to be honest, and that's the situation. I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable or put you in an opposition. Really? I mean, this is, I feel a little uncomfortable, so. Sorry. But can you now explain to me why you did that?

Here's the thing. I kept touching you because there cannot be any noise when I'm doing my thing. Like, it's too distracting. So, Ashley, you know that you were doing that. Well, I just need quiet. People need silence to concentrate. I'm one of those people, and I am at my best in total silence. But I didn't think that that would be the reason that you're not calling me back.

You know, I feel like that's such a cop-out. Oh, wow. You were holding your hand over my mouth, shushing me. I haven't had a hookup like that since I was in high school, and I was worried my parents were going to hear me. Like, people are going to make noises. Have you been shushing everybody that you've ever slept with? Well, they've never complained.

They've always came back. Oh. You know, they've always called back. You just don't like any noise while you're doing it? I would prefer no noise, but... Are you silent the whole time? Yes. Wow.

Ashley, have you had, like, serious boyfriends? Yes. And nobody's ever said, Hey, can you do me a favor and not shush me every single time we do it? Maybe they've mentioned it, but they've never made such a big deal out of it. Honestly, I find that a little hard to believe. Maybe they didn't say anything, but I'm sure they thought it. I cannot be the first person.

I like you. I really like you. You made me laugh. And, you know, I mean, I guess this is something I could work on. If you feel the same way about me. Maybe before you guys hook up again, you could wear earplugs beforehand. That's sexy. Or put on some big headphones, some Beats by Dre's, some sound-canceling headphones,

listen to some music or something, so you can get in your zone while he's in his. Maybe. I don't know. That seems like a compromise. Yeah. In the middle somewhere. Chris, would you like to go out with Ashley again? We will pay for a second date.

I'm not going to hook up with the girl who's wearing a pair of earphones. Come on. We'll pay for the second date. Please? Will you go out with her again? I mean, no, not really. If it's going to be this weird hurdle to get over, then no. I mean.

Okay. Ashley, I'm sorry that you did not get your second date. You did get your answer, though. That's all right. She's going to put on her Beats by Dre right before she has sex next time and just... Tuning out exactly what they say. Only hear what you want to hear. Yeah, hear what you want to hear when you do it with Ashley.

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