Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Spell of Enchantment

Episode Date: November 10, 2016

In the dating world, you've probably heard the saying: "you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover"... Well, that's a nice metaphor, but SOMETIMES the cover is all you need to see to know that you're absolutely not interested. You'll understand what we mean in the Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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call playing xbox live yeah that's awesome hey what's up oscar how are you i'm good how are you guys doing good so how do you meet somebody on xbox live that's not like just like a little punk who tells you you suck at playing call of duty i was was impressed. I was actually playing Medal of Honor, which is kind of close to Call of Duty, and you don't get a lot of ladies on there. I don't even know really what you guys are talking about right now, to be honest.

Yeah, I mean, you get to play pretty much in tandem. You get to play with other people online. But you don't really get to see them much aside from the profile they create. How did you know it was a female? Was it just the username popped up?

You're like, ooh, that's a cute username. I heard her voice in my headset, and she sounded really cute. And I don't know, Maya sounds like a cute girl's name. Oh, so you can actually talk to people. I'm sorry. I'm kind of an idiot with this stuff. I'm not even kidding.

Everyone has on headsets. You can talk to the team. It's not just like instant messaging. No, you can actually talk. No, I'm sorry. I'm kind of an idiot with this stuff. I'm not even kidding. No, everyone has on headsets. You can talk to the team. It's not just like instant messaging. No, you can actually talk. No, no, no, no, no. And you know, I refer to myself as a geek, not a nerd. Okay. There's a big difference apparently. Yeah, geeks can talk to girls. We just like geeky things.

Okay. So what kind of geeky things are you into? Oh, I'm into all sorts of geek. I like, well, obviously video games. You know, I like that. And also, I like role-playing games, all sorts of stuff. Okay, before we get any further, please tell me you guys actually went on a date and you just talking online on Xbox wasn't what you considered a date. Oh, like I said, I got some skills.

I can talk to girls. Nice. But yeah, we totally went on a date. Where'd you guys go when you went out? We went out to dinner. You know, it was not too fancy, but nice enough. Okay. You know what I mean?

I didn't want to be intimidating and break out, you know, the giant steakhouse or anything like that. Yeah. And I didn't know if she was vegetarian. What was that like meeting her in person for the first time? It was great. I mean, she was super cute. Had kind of like a pixie-ish haircut, which I liked. Also kind of like short hair.

Okay. Were you really like short hair. Okay. Were you really nervous? Not really nervous. I mean, I've been on dates before, but, you know, she was pretty cute. So I wouldn't say I was nervous, but I was pretty stoked and also a little, I didn't want to mess it up. How did the date go then? Did you guys have a good time? Yeah, it went great.

Like the chemistry was there. She mentioned she plays D&D, which was an instant turn on. Dungeons and Dragons. Dungeons and Dragons. All right. So she's into all the same stuff you are then. Yeah. I mean, she mentioned that she's a 12th level elf.

What? No way. Oh, man. Marry that girl. Put a ring on it. I don't know if you guys play or not, but to get to 12th level, you need to be invested in the game. You're not just a casual user of the game.

I feel like you do, man. Every time I meet a second level, I'm like, get out of here, chump. I'm wasting my time with you. Yeah, no, I freaked out when she mentioned that she was a 12th level elf. That's like, in the industry of gaming, that's known as a unicorn, like a girl that plays. So I was like, oh, I got a unicorn here. I was very impressed. Did I play it?

So if she's a 12th level elf, what are you? I'm a 15th level necromancer. Oh, does that mean that you hook up with dead people? That's what it sounded like to me, too. Oh, another necro. It's kind of like a dark wizard. Oh, who sleeps with dead people. I got to get into this game.

I haven't played it ever, but it sounds really interesting to me now. I think you'd like it. It's fun. Did you impress her by telling about your necrophilia? No. No, there's no sleeping with zombies or anything like that. Okay. But I think she was impressed that I played.

And again, you know, the higher level, the more years you've got invested. So I think I pressed her a little bit. You guys sound like a geeky match made in heaven to me. Sounds cute, yeah. You know, it was really good. The conversation flowed pretty well. And, you know, we didn't just talk about gaming the whole time. You know, we talked about other stuff.

But, yeah, I was very comfortable. Actually, the part where she said that she's a high-level elf is the part where I felt like I almost blew her because I did freak out a little bit. So how did the date end? Well, she said she had gotten dropped off by a friend, but needed a ride home, which I thought was... Oh, that's a good sign. Yeah. And so, of course, I said yes. Nice. And, you know, we got to her house and kind of sat in the parking lot for a while, talking for another 10, 15 minutes, and then walked her to the door, and I kind of got the quick hug, which was a little disappointing, a little, I don't know. I didn't want to be presumptuous, but I don't know.

I was hoping for a little bit more than a hug. Yeah, I thought she set you up for a kiss just because of the ride home and the talk in the car, you know. Yeah, I thought if she wasn't interested, it would have been a quick, okay, this is my stop. How do you go? But, you know, we talked there for a while. And I don't know. It just, since then, I kind of feel like I got the brush off a little bit.

Like, she's not online as much. I mean, she didn't straight disappear. Do you guys talk at all then? Have you texted with her? Phone calls? Anything? I've texted with her. But I also don't want to feel like a psycho stalker guy.

But she's texting me back, but it's been a little cool. You know? Like, I don't know. Do you think she's dating a, but she's catching me back, but it's been a little cool. You know, I don't know. Do you think she's dating a lot? I mean, a 12th level cute elf, I would assume, would have a lot of options out there. It's possible, but I don't know. I feel like I went from having this, like, you know, charm spell on her to suddenly I've got this ring of invisibility. It's just not.

Oh, man, now you're talking my language. Have you straight up asked her out again, or you just think she's being kind of cold and distant? Yeah, I mean, I've asked her out again, but she always seems to be busy with something. Okay. And I don't know. Maybe she is. You know, she did mention that she's fairly busy. It just feels like a brush off. I don't know.

All right, cool. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? Awesome. I appreciate it. All right, man. Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning, Second Date Update

Alas, welcome back to today's Second Date Update, where we're attempting to vanquish the troll of loneliness who has reared his head yet again. On the line we have

Oscar, who is a 15th level necromancer, which I think means he's on an FBI watch list somewhere. And he's going to attempt to contact a fair maiden named Maya, who's a 12th level elf. They met while playing Xbox Live and shared their love of Dungeons & Dragons on their first date, but now she's giving him ye olde brush off. And we need to call her and find out why she's not calling him back.

You about ready to go, Oscar? Yeah, man, I appreciate it. Thanks. I never asked you in the first part of the second date update, why do you think she's not calling you back? You think it's because you got too excited that she plays Dungeons & Dragons like you? I mean, maybe. Yeah, I could have just come on maybe a little too strong. But again, I don't know. I felt like the chemistry was there. I'm kind of scratching my head.

Is there something called too strong when you're talking about Dungeons & Dragons? Oh, yeah, there is. Oh, there is. Okay. Well, Oscar, it has come time for your reckoning. We will get her on the phone and find out if the fair maiden Maya will be seeing your bo staff once and for all. If everything works out right. You know, that's pretty inspiring music. I might actually play today.

Get a game in. All right, I'm going to dial her phone number right now. Get her on the phone. Here we go. All right. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Maya, please? This is?

Hey, Maya, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. It's a morning radio program. It's a radio show? Yes. How are you? I'm good. What can I do for you, radio show?

Well, I'm calling you because a listener of ours recently emailed us about you. And he wanted us to get a hold of you because he thinks that you're brushing him off after you guys went on a date. Oh, my God. I think I know what this is about. Do you? Really? I mean, I hope not, but... Who would that be? What's his name?

Oscar. Bingo! Oscar emailed us about you, and he said that he really enjoyed going on your date, and he's been trying to get you to go out with him ever since, but you're always like, I'm busy, or whatever. Well, yeah. Do you not want to go out with him again? Correct, Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I honestly, I can't believe he thought it would be wise to contact the radio station about this, but, um, well, he said that

he just likes you a lot. It's a thing we do on our show all the time called second date update. So let me ask you, was it weird actually meeting a guy off of Xbox live? I hadn't met anybody through Xbox live before. So, I mean, mean like i feel like it's just as weird as anything else but you know it was a public place i've yeah i you know that wasn't what that wasn't the problem what was the problem so he he's dropping me off at the end of the night we're you know in my parking lot of my building and like just chatting and like, honestly, like I'm feeling it and I'm kind of waiting for him to go in for a kiss.

Right. Oh, okay. Instead of that, he goes, can I show you something right now? That's, that's something that could go one of two ways on a first date, either good or very,

very bad. Exactly. What was it? He starts to take off his shirt. What? Dang, bro. I mean, I couldn't make it up if I tried. Like, he starts to take off his shirt, and I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Not that kind of girl. Like, what are you doing? And he's like, no, no, no, no, it's cool. Like, just trust, like, like no i know it's cool like just trust like i'm not being creepy like just trust me and shows me on his arm this huge iron throne tattoo from game of thrones wow okay so like that iconic game of thrones chair thing The iron throne. Okay. Cool. Like, whatever. Why couldn't he just roll up his sleeve to show you an arm tattoo? Why did he have to get half naked? Well, just you wait.

Because that was just the tip of the iceberg. Then he shows me on his peck, Gollum from Lord of the Rings. Oh, my precious. Okay. Okay. So you turned off by that Rings face. My precious. Okay. So you turned off by that? The ugliest character of all time. Yeah. Do you not think that's weird?

Like a Gollum tattoo on someone's chest? I don't know. For most people I would think it was weird but we talked to him and the way he was talking about being in the Dungeons and Dragons and stuff I could see him having a tattoo like that. Have you seen Gollum? I have. He has one of the ugliest faces.

You're just saying maybe you couldn't want to make eye contact with... How do you think about missionary with that? Yeah, that's exactly where I was going. I mean, come on. And then that's not even it. We're not even done there. Oh, no. Then he goes, oh, but wait.

You haven't even seen the, what did he say? Piesta resistance. Oh. What is that one? That is his entire back, which is the entire cast of Harry Potter. Jeez. Shut up. Harry Potter back guy?

Yes. You may be familiar with the children's novel series, Harry Potter. I'm a little familiar, yeah. I've heard a thing or two about it. It's kind of legendary. It's all over my dates back. So, yeah, I haven't called him back. I've been polite to him.

I haven't completely blown him off. But, like, I can't see getting frisky with Harry and the crew. But you've got to understand, I mean, from his point of view, you're a girl who's like a 12th level elf. Like, he probably thought that you would be into all of those. I'm also a woman with no woman. Okay. All right, so you just couldn't get down with all of the tattoos that he had,

the Harry Potter tattoo, the Game of Thrones tattoo, and the Lord of the Rings tattoo. And busting them out on the first date. Maya, thank you for being honest. I appreciate it. Now I feel like I have to be honest with you about something. Okay. Oscar is actually on the line listening and wants to talk to you.

No! Are you kidding me? Sorry. No, I'm not. Oh, my God. I had no idea that that was going to freak you out. I didn't mean to make fun of you on the radio. Well, in hindsight, I could see how taking my shirt off in the car could have been weird.

In hindsight. Well, and it's not only that. I mean, it's like all the tattoos, like Gollum on your pec. Like, that's a lot. That's a lot. Well, I mean, there's not a lot. I do have a lot of tattoos that I felt like, I don't know, we were having such a good rapport, I thought the Game of Thrones thing might impress you a little bit.

I don't know. But I don't have just nerdy ones. I've got like a sword tattoo too, that's pretty badass. I like how that's a badass one. It is. Are you feeling insulted, Oscar? I know, like, it seemed like you were really... No, I don't know.

The implication that the Harry Potter thing was creepy is a little weird to me, because we discussed the books, so I thought you'd be a little more... I mean, like, reading the books and enjoying the books is different than, like, permanently putting the characters of the books on your body. Yeah. I mean, I thought you'd think that my dedication to all the stuff that we liked would be a turn-on. You know? And it would show you that I'm not just some geeky guy,

that I'm man enough to get, you know, tattoos and not just some ogre. I mean, in hindsight, like, busting out the tattoos is probably more of a second or third date move. No, actually, I don't ever want to see those tattoos again. Oh, Maya. But, Maya, you said that you really liked him at one point. I mean, it's only the tattoos that turn you off? It was a weird thing, you guys. You weren't there.

The date was cool, and I liked him, but long-term, down the road, there's no way I could date a guy with these kind of tattoos for the rest of my life. Why do I get the feeling I'm going to spend my evening researching erased, regrettable ruins? You know, I don't really meet people like you, especially on Xbox Live. And so, I mean, if I got rid of the golem one would that be you know are you actually thinking would that make a difference to you or where you know i mean i really like we only went out one time and i don't think you should change who you are for that okay uh i appreciate the

thought but like i mean i'm i'm sure're going to find the girl who loves the column. Oh, man. All right. I know what that means. All right. Are you sure, Maya? Hey, Maya, we'll pay for a second date if you go out with him again. We won't pay for the tattoo removal, though.

I mean, I think we could probably be great friends. I mean, we really did have a great time. Oh, my God. And, like, I'm hanging out again. Friends, oh, no. Yeah. Oh, my God. But, like, I can't hang out again. I'm friends now. No. Oh, my God. Well, hey, Oscars. Not a successful second date for you, man.

I'm sorry. I think I'm going to just pick up my staff and go home. Yeah, you should. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Texting at 78592 that says, Aw, he seems so sweet and nerdy. She should have given him a second chance. It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning

talking about today's second date update. A guy named Oscar wanted to call someone named Maya to find out why she wasn't calling him back after their date. They met online playing games. They're big gamers, and they bonded over that. But we got her on the phone and found out the reason she wasn't calling him back

is because he's a little too into the fantasy world. He has tattoos of Gollum from Lord of the Rings. He has an entire Harry Potter tattoo on his back. All of the people from Harry Potter tattooed on his back. And she just couldn't imagine herself being intimate with the guy and having to look at Gollum's face, which I guess I can understand. Yeah, I mean, on the face of it, you're like, oh, it's kind of shallow, but I'm not the one that has to make eye contact

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