Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Spongebob Weird Pants

Episode Date: November 22, 2019

Everybody has their little weird quirks, that pop up when they get nervous... You just HOPE they don't come up in the middle of a first date. And unfortunately, that's what happened for one of our listeners. Now he's worried that he blew his chance. Find out what happened in the PODCAST!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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His email said that he doesn't go out on a ton of dates because he's very busy with, quote, personal things. Why do you take that as a bad thing? I have no idea, but I want to find out what these personal things are. What's up, Mike? How are you? Hey. Technically, my name is Mike, but everyone calls me Mikey, so you can feel free to do that. Okay.

Mikey? What's up, Mikey? Hey, guys. What's up? I listen to your show every day. I think you're so funny. Thank you, man. Appreciate your email.

What kind of personal things are you busy with that you can't go out on dates? Oh, I'd rather not talk about that. What do you mean? Is Jubal right? Is it something sketchy that you're doing on the side? No, I'm just personal. You know, they're personal things. Okay.

All right. I don't want to get all up in your business, man. So you went out on a date with a girl named Nadine? Yeah. Okay. And how'd that go? Well, I've been out in a while, and a friend of a friend set me up. And I was like, okay, you know, I should probably go.

Yeah. You don't have to go, Mikey. You know, I should probably go. It would be nice. Yeah, you need to socialize yourself, Mikey. This is good. And then I looked her up

on social media and she was actually big, really, really attractive. She was good looking. You know, she had perfect

golden brown eyes. It looked like moons. Like, her hair was awesome. Like, she had this, like, I feel like,

I like him a little thicker and like, she had the right shape and everything. Okay. So, yeah, I was, I was like, kind of pumped, you know? Yeah. So, um, what like him a little thicker and, like, she had the right shape and everything. Okay. So, yeah, I was, like, kind of pumped, you know? Yeah. So what did you guys do?

Oh, we went out to a restaurant and we ate food and I ordered a Salisbury steak. And it was, like, okay. Where'd you go to that Salisbury steak? It was, like, Denny's? I don't even want to say the name of the place because it was so bad. It was, like, dry and, like, stringy and, place because it was so bad. It was dry and stringy. How are we concentrating on a Salisbury steak right now when we're trying to talk about your date? I know nothing about this girl or how it went that night.

Well, she ordered a Reuben sandwich. We're not wondering what food she ordered. Mikey, we're trying to ask you, like, how the date went, not necessarily all the particulars on the food, although I am still interested in Salisbury steak. I don't know where you get that. Oh, my gosh. Okay, well, okay, on the actual date, we just talked.

Like, I don't remember what we were talking about because, you know, she's pretty. There's a lot going on, you know? Like, I'm not, you know, you can't really remember a lot because, you know, I was just looking at this girl, you know, i'm not you know you can't really remember a lot because you know i was just looking at this girl you know kind of nervous is it were you engaged in the conversation or was she just talking at you and you were just staring blankly back at her no it was like it was like going good i think and i was like i was like talking to her about like uh this thing that i do my friends and i find funny i told her that I could do like cartoon voices.

Oh, yeah? What kind of voices do you do, Mikey? I know this well. The one that I did for her at the restaurant. Do you guys know Patrick Starfish

on SpongeBob SquarePants? Oh, yeah. Everybody knows Patrick. Yeah, I was at the table and I did Patrick for her. I was like, please pass the salt. I need some more salt on my stuff.

Okay, did you preface that with anything or did you just start going into Patrick? I just thought that she would get what I was doing. It's a good Patrick voice. Why wouldn't she get it? It is a pretty good voice. Did she like it? Did she laugh? I mean, she was like, yeah, yeah.

I think she liked it. I think she liked it. You know when people are pretending like they don't like it, I mean, she was like, yeah, yeah, I think she liked it. I think she liked it. You know when people are pretending like they don't like it, but you can tell if they really like it. No. Mikey, no. Did you have a conversation at all after that about how it was Patrick from SpongeBob,

or did you guys just move on? Actually, I don't remember if I told her or not. Do you remember anything about this date other than doing the Patrick voice for her? I remember the food. I remember the Salisbury steak and the Reuven. Oh, my gosh, Mikey. Where were you on this date?

Like, were you drunk? Are you drunk now is maybe a better question. No, no, I don't drink, actually. I'm just naturally fun. You need to start Mikey You do sound like a good time but I don't know If people are going to be like on the same Humor level with you right away when you're not Explaining things

Exactly and she was drinking so maybe that's why She you know was being weird Okay so you remember she was drinking Cool so now we know that about your date You guys went out had Salisbury steak And Reuben sandwich You made your Patrick from SpongeBob voice. How did the date end?

I tried to walk her to her car, and I wouldn't have kissed her anyway because a gentleman never does that. But, no, we did not kiss at the end. Okay. Did you guys make plans to go out again? Yeah, yeah. I mean, we were like, see you soon, you know, like, see you soon, bye. And then, you know, she just kind of drove off. That's not really planned.

Did it feel like she was jumping in the car trying to get away from you as quickly as possible? I mean, she was headed home, so I, you know, I guess she was tired. I don't know. That's why I need to call her and ask her. Oh, my God. So, how many times

have you tried to get a hold of her since your date? I called her twice, and I left a voicemail one of those times, and then I texted her, like, three times. Like, one was, like, words, and then the next one was emojis, and then the last one was, like, a picture. What? A picture of what? What picture did you send her?

I sent her a GIF of Patrick. Oh, you did? Okay, well, at least maybe there's a connection there. All right. Well, we don't know much about your date. We do know that you liked her, I think, but we'll play a song, come back, call her, and find out what happened on your date and get your second date update, okay? Okay, thanks. Oh.

Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. Today's Second Date Update is a special celebrity edition because on the phone we have Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants. And he's not getting a call back from a girl named Dean. And he's pretty bummed about it. Right, Patrick? Yeah, Jubal he's pretty bummed about it. Right, Patrick? Yes, you both. I'm really sad about it. Patrick is actually a guy named Mikey. He emailed us because he said he hasn't been

out on a date in a while. He went out with a girl named Nadine, and he likes to do voices like that voice we just heard, Patrick from SpongeBob. He doesn't really remember much about the date because I guess he was nervous. He remembers what food they ate and that they laughed a little bit and that he did his Patrick impersonation for her. No, it's important to note that he didn't tell her that it was Patrick when he was doing it. All right, Mikey or Patrick or whoever I'm talking to right now, we're about to call her and get your second date update. Do you have a feeling that it could possibly be the Patrick voice? or Patrick, or whoever I'm talking to right now. We're about to call her and get your second date update. Do you have a feeling that it could possibly be the Patrick voice?

It could have been the stringy Salisbury steak. I really don't know, honestly. You know what? Stringy Salisbury steak is a reason that a lot of people don't get a call back. It's like the number one for us. Yeah, it really is. All right, I'm going to dial her phone number right now. Okay, thanks, guys. I really appreciate it.

You're welcome. All right, I'm going to dial her phone over right now. Okay, thanks, guys. I really appreciate it. You're welcome. All right, here we go. Hello? Hi, is Nadine there? Yeah, this is she. Hi, Nadine. How are you? My name is Jubal, and I host a morning radio show called Brook and Jubal in the Morning. What did you say this was?

My name is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. It's a morning radio show. Have you ever heard of it? Oh, yeah, I think so. I think I have a few friends that listen to you guys. That's cool. Have you ever heard us at all? No, I'm sorry. They've told me to listen, but I haven't. Well, your friends will be excited to know that you're about to be on the show. Yay. Congratulations.

What do you mean on the show? I don't understand. Well, we do a segment called the Second Date Update. So you recently went on a date with a dude and he emailed us because he wants us to get a hold of you on his behalf oh that's weird his name is mike and i think he probably went by mikey on your date at least that's how we know him oh uh yeah no no um yes that's who wants to get a hold of you, Mikey. Do you remember going out with him? Or you might have thought it was Patrick from SpongeBob. I don't know.

How do you know that? Because we talked to Mikey about your date, and he told us that he was doing his SpongeBob impression for you, and he thought that you liked it a lot. It was really strange, wasn't it? It was really weird and not good. You know, honestly, the entire date was just strange. And it really, it was just, it was kind of a misunderstanding. Honestly, the date was a misunderstanding. Yeah, my friend messaged me if I wanted to go on a date with this guy, Mike. And, you know, she told me his last name and everything. And, you know, I looked him up and I saw his profile

and I was like, wow, that, yeah, like I liked how he looked and was like, sure, I'll go on a date with him. And I went and it was the wrong Mike. What? How does that even happen? Because I looked him up online and there was another guy named Mike that had his same name, not, oh, so you didn't have Mikey on his profile. So did you message Mikey and set up a date with Mikey when you were trying to set up a date with a different Mike? Is that what you're saying?

Well, my friend set up the date for us. I just saw him. I looked him up before I told her that I would go on the date. So she set you up with strange Mike and you thought she was setting you up with hot Mike that you found online. Yeah. Oh, no. That sucks. Muscular and tall and that you found online. Yeah. Oh, no. That sucks. Muscular and tall, and that's what I was expecting, and instead, who showed up was Mikey.

So when you first saw him, were you shocked? Yeah, but I felt bad, but, you know, I didn't want to be rude. Like, obviously, it was my fault. I, you know, looked at the wrong person. That's not his fault. So I thought I'd give it a chance. But it was honestly, he's the strangest guy I've ever gone on a date with. Really?

I mean, we talked to him. He seems like a really fun guy. Really nice. Yeah. He was really lovable. Yeah, but he, like, we were sitting at the restaurant and he kept looking out the window. It was kind of like as if someone was watching him. Whoa.

And I was like, what are you looking at? And he was like, I'm sorry, just people on the street make me nervous. Oh. Just people walking on the street. Minding their business. Oh, yeah. I just thought it was weird. I wasn't sure if he was like, I didn't think it was

real, but then he also, like when I went to the bathroom, I came back and he asked me what it was like in there. And I was like, like in where? And he wanted to know what the bathroom looked like. And I, I've never been asked that question before, but he wanted to know in detail. Like, he started asking me, was it light or dark? Or, you know, how many toilets are in there? Specifically, how many toilets?

And how many toilets were there in there? Just curious. I don't remember. Like, four? I don't know. But you can see, I mean, one, I'm always interested in how the men's room looks compared to the women's room. I'd say, I don't know. But you can see, I mean, one, I'm always interested in how the men's room looks compared to the women's room. I'd say, I don't know. But you don't ask it on a first date. But he's nervous.

Well, that was the thing. Like, I couldn't tell if he really was nervous or he was, this was like how he jokes with people, you know? And then he started doing those impressions. It was this Spongebob thing. It's really not a bad Patrick from SpongeBob, is it? It's spot on, I think. Whatever. I mean, if you guys say it is, I'm sure it is.

I don't watch the show. I don't know. I just know that he was taking a salt shaker and making it dance and having it do this voice like he was putting on a puppet show. That's awesome. I just had to on a puppet show. That's awesome. I just had to get out of there. Like, it's weird. I don't know. Maybe some girls are into that, but that's not for me.

This sounds like the weirdest date you've probably ever been on. It is the weirdest date I've ever been on. Okay. This might be weird for you, too, then, because he's actually on the other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you. What? Yeah, hey, what's up?

This is really strange for me. Like, I didn't expect to talk with you again. I know. You didn't return any of my phone calls or text messages. Yeah. I couldn't do that whole emoji story. It was so funny. You know,

like I said, it was weird for me and this just really makes it weirder. Honestly. Like, what was really so weird though?

That, that was weird. What do you mean? I don't understand. Don't you have a sense of humor? Mikey, you've got to stop with the Patrick voice. She's not digging it at all. It's something she could grow into probably.

Stop. Stop talking like that. I'm not going to grow into watching a show that children watch. Oh, my gosh. Nadine, I'll stop doing the voice if you go out on a second date with me. Oh, my gosh. Come on, Nadine. Give him a break.

He's pretty funny. He's great. Well, maybe you should go out with him. I don't know. Relationships are about compromise, Nadine. This is a compromise. Hey, Nadine. You're so good.

Can you just talk normal? Like, how can you? You're not even being a person right now. You're being a cartoon. Like, how am I supposed to go on a date with somebody and not even being themselves? How about now? All right? You know, like, I'm just going to be honest with you.

When I went on a date with you, it was, like, the first time I'd been out in a long time. And when I was sitting across from you, I was like, I feel really, really lucky to be here right now. That's nice. I really, you know, instead of being nervous and shutting down, I, you know, decided to, you know, be a man about it and, you know, do what I know best. And that's asking a lot of questions and doing my voices, and people usually like it. Why were you so interested in the woman's bathroom? I'm just curious about all different types of stuff.

That's not weird. What about the people on the street? Do they really make you nervous? We don't know them. Just because you don't know them doesn't mean they have to make you nervous? We don't know them. Just because you don't know them doesn't mean they have to make you nervous, Mikey. Nadine, let's get back to the main point here. Would you go on a second date with Mikey?

I'm going to have to politely decline. Mikey, it was nice to meet you. That's okay. All right, Nadine, it was nice to meet you. It was nice to meet you, too. We got both of them on there. I think this is officially the weirdest second date update we've ever had. Brooke and Jubal in the morning.

I know he didn't get a second date, but I kind of want to hang out with Mikey. Right? It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Talking about today's second date update, this guy named Mikey wanted to call a girl Nadine. She ended up not calling him back after their date because Mikey's a bit of a character. Yeah. He sounds like he's got some social anxiety issues because he had to sit by a window and was scared of the people outside. I like his response.

We don't know those people. And he also did a Patrick from SpongeBob impersonation through the whole date. Spot on. And when she went to go to the bathroom, he would not stop asking about how the bathroom looked inside. and he also did a Patrick from Spongebob impersonation through the whole date. And when she went to go to the bathroom, he would not stop asking about how the bathroom looked inside. It's very split on the text board. A lot of people are like, he's the coolest guy ever. I can't stop laughing.

He's very funny. And then other people are like, he's got bodies in his basement. Don't go out with him. She decided to pass on a second date with Mikey. The thing is, Mikey, totally lovable. Probably not the person I would want to sleep with either. Yeah, just be friends with him. She decided to pass on a second date with Mikey. The thing is, Mikey, totally lovable. Probably not the person I would want to sleep with either. Yeah, just be friends with him. Because he'd be doing the Spongebob while you guys were doing stuff. Remember, if you want a

second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. We're so done with New Year New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's

because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer.

If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general.

You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How To Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.