Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Strange Sex Closet?

Episode Date: March 13, 2013

What one girl found while going through a guy's closet had the entire studio SHOCKED! Listen to today's Second Date Update.(Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5 Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update Alright, I chose the email for today's Second Date Update based solely off the subject line. What was the subject line? I almost did it with her.

That's what it said. So of course, you know that's going to get my attention, and I'm going to read your email. Thanks again for all the emails that come in for the second date updates. If you want one, you can email us at brickandjubel at movie925.com, and we will call the person that didn't call you back. Doug, what's up? How's it going? Good.

Thank you for the well-titled email, by the way. Thought that might catch your attention. I feel like you might be in advertising because you know how to sell things. I feel like he may be in junior high because that's his maturity level. Come on, Doug. His email went on to say that he met a girl named Janice at the bar. What was it that first attracted you to her? Why did you decide to go talk to her?

Yeah, I'm not very good at that kind of thing, but we kind of met eyes and she had a really pretty smile. And so I had a beer or two, had a little more courage, and just walked up to her and started talking. After that, you guys went on a date, or that was your hangout night? That was the hangout night. We sat there and talked and had a great time, had a lot in common, laughed. So, yeah, that was kind of the first night. And then, so did you leave the bar with Janice? Yes.

Left there after a few drinks and some great conversation with back to my house and you obviously started kissing making out to the almost in it right now i know it's going great i mean they would think that pretty pretty crazy and uh... hot bothered if you will and though but then that's the problem arose what was the problem stupidly i didn't have any uh well i got the right equipment of you know

protection the right equipment you were a woman okay so you didn't have any protection with you yeah and so i told her hey look you know just give me a few minutes i'm gonna run up the street and i'll be right back i promise i'm so sorry about this you know it was embarrassing but i thought you know things are going so great so i went to the store, and when I came back, she was gone. Do you think maybe she just rethought it and was like, I'm not ready to do this with this dude yet? I don't know if she, you know, sobered up or I freaked her out or what. But, I mean, I was like maybe 10 minutes, and, yeah, she was gone. Did you have her phone number?

Did you try to call her that night? Oh, yeah. I've been calling and texting her ever since with no response. Doug, can I ask, do you sleep with a lot of girls on the first date? No, I don't. Can we also establish it wasn't a date? They were at a bar and they hooked up. It was all the makings

of a one night stand. Yeah. How much did you call and text her? Because it sounds like a lot. That night it was probably a little too much because I was kind of freaked out like she just disappeared and I wanted to make sure she was okay. And so I've been trying once or twice a day with a call or a text, but nothing crazy. Yeah, I mean, it could have just been too much for her. You just met her that night, and maybe she doesn't do that often,

and then she kind of sobered up and was like, oh, I've got to get out of here before he gets back. Yeah, I hope it was just that, not like I was bad or something. But you've heard no response from her, huh? Nothing, no. Okay. And you liked her enough that you've heard no response from her, huh? Nothing, no. Okay. And you liked her enough that you want to have us call her back? Yeah, I'd really like to figure out what went wrong. I was hoping you guys could help me out, at least get some, if anything, closure, and if there was something I could fix, maybe another date.

What's the worst thing she could tell you? Oh, God. That there just wasn't enough there To make it worth her time Maybe that's it yeah She got a preview And you were like I gotta go to the store

And she's like Thank goodness I can't wait to get out of here Alright well I kinda hope that happens too Yeah I know Doug I like you But I just think it'd be funny to hear

So good We're gonna call her right after this song and get your second date update, alright? Sounds good. Alright, hold on a minute. Now, Brooke, you keep saying that Doug didn't actually go on a date with Janice, the girl that he met at a bar, then went back to his place and almost did it. Yeah.

No, that's not a date. That's an unplanned date. No, it's not. Yeah, I think that's an unplanned date. It's not. It's two people hanging out with each other, spending time. Doug? It's a hookup.

Doug? It's a date. Do you think that that's an unplanned date is what I'd like to call it? Yeah, I would definitely call it a date. I mean, as long as we talked and learned about each other, I mean, that seemed like a first date to me. What do you call a one-night stand then, Doug? I would call it very lucky in my case.

I like Doug. Now, Doug had to run to the store in the middle of his unplanned date to get some protection, and when he came back, Janice was gone. So, we're going to call Janice right now and see if we can get her on the phone and ask her why she left. Doug, are you ready to do this?

I'm ready. You know, all of Seattle could be finding out that you got a small. Thanks for reminding me. All right. Just make sure we're on the same page, Doug. All right, Doug. I'm going to call it right now. All right. Hello? Hi, is Janice in? Yes, this is. Janice, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.

I'm moving 92.5. Hi. How's it going? Good. How are you? Good. Are you familiar with our morning show no okay that's all right no that's fine i'm a little offended but i'll get over it um we're calling you because we do a segment on our show it's called the second date update it's where if you go on a date with someone and don't call them back, that person emails us to call you and ask why. Okay.

So you went out on a date with somebody. Do you remember Doug? Kind of. Well, Doug has been trying to get a hold of you because he'd love to take you out again. But you're not getting back to him, so he wanted to know why. It just didn't really work out. I mean, I was really drunk that night, and, you know, when I finally sobered up, I just wasn't really into it. Do you mean you had beer goggles and you don't think he was really cute, or you're just embarrassed by the situation? I guess just the more I found out about him personally, I just wasn't really into it anymore.

What did you find out about him personally? I'm only telling you because I think for other women out there, they should also be aware of this. Okay. I started looking around his apartment. Right. And I opened up his closet, and inside there was a whole bunch of leather S&M paraphernalia.

Whoa! Wow. I was really scared you were going to say dead bodies, so I'm just relieved. Oh, my God. Janice, Doug is actually on the phone with us right now and just heard what you said. I can't believe you went through my closet and looked through the things.

What? Maybe you shouldn't have put all that leather stuff in there. Maybe you should put that in your dungeon. That is not what you think it is. What, that you're not a psycho that's into S&M, tying women up and picking them up? I barely have sex with any of them. I'm in this club. It's this medieval reenactment club,

kind of like Civil War clubs, but it's medieval times. That's all part of the stuff I wear. I dress up as King Arthur on the weekends. We reenact certain things. It has nothing to do with sex. I wouldn't have any idea how to use that stuff in sex. So you're a Renaissance Fissance fair dude, Doug? It's kind of that, yeah.

That's not going to help in the lady department at all, and that's probably going to make it worse for Janice. You should have just stayed with the S&M. I'm just kidding, dude. Janice, do you believe what Doug says, that that stuff wasn't weird bondage material? Not really. Janice, if you

think about it, Doug didn't have a store of condoms at his place. He actually had to run out and get protection. Does that tell you that maybe he doesn't have sex all the time? Well, maybe it's because he just ties up his victims. Yeah. Or just used all of them. I'm with Janice on this one. I think it's smart.

If you're going home with a dude that you don't know at all, you better find something out about him before you get naked. No, because if you're out looking through his place, you're looking for something to ruin it. Are we talking whips and like a ball and gag thing or are we talking like leather chaps, Janice? Yes, no, there were tons of leather inside. There were different boxes. It was all organized. Like he goes in there a lot.

I will say this. I used to work with a dude who was into Renaissance fairs, and those guys are very organized about their material. Like, they really are. They love that stuff. Why do you believe Doug over Janice? I don't understand. Because I just think that maybe Doug is into Renaissance fairs and has it.

Janice hasn't really explained to me exactly what it was. I mean, how do you know that it's sexual in nature just because it's some leather stuff hanging up? Because there were whips and there was like a gag ball. I don't know a lot about this stuff. I'm just saying it just looked like. The whips I could see being in a renaissance fair. A ball gag, not so much.

Doug, you want to explain that? It's not a ball gag. It's like for keeping prisoners in this mock fight thing that we do's all it's not a ball gag it's like for holding keeping prisoners in this mock fight thing that we do it's not sexual at all i mean i keep it organized because some of it's very expensive and then you know and it's just for my own you know enjoyment as a hobby i would i i would never even bring that stuff out i wouldn't even know how to use it in a bed. That's gross. Oh. So. What? Dude, I'm with Janice.

None of you guys believe Doug that it was Renaissance Fair stuff. I believe him. No way. Because I'm a nerd and I know there's people out there with all kinds

of hobbies. Come on. Like, I think you should give him a chance. Yeah, like all kinds of hobbies like tying girls up in a dungeon like Janice said.

Well, maybe you go out with him on a real date and don't just go to his place on the first night. Yeah, I'm happy to tell you all about the club. I can introduce you to some of the other guys that are in it. You can go to one of the reenactments, Janice. They videotape it, put it up online later.

Okay, this just sounds terrible. What about this, Janice? Did you have a good time meeting Doug and liking Doug until you thought he was a pervert? Yeah, until I thought he was a pervert. Right. What if we send you out on a second date, we will pay for the date, you can go out with Doug again, he'll introduce you to his Renaissance Faire buddies in whatever basement they've

got their meeting at that weekend. That all sounds really like a bad idea to me. No, but if you guys go out on a second date, get to know each other, and have Doug prove to you that those aren't weird things. I'll even get you a ticket to the Renaissance Faire. That's got to be like 15 bucks, you know? I don't know how much I'll be into that. Okay.

We will send you to a highly populated area. You can have dinner and you can see pictures of him in his Renaissance stuff and he can try his best to convince you. If he can prove to me that he's really part of this Renaissance Fair Club thing, then fine. And he can prove to me that he's really part of this Renaissance Fair Club thing, then fine.

And he can send me his Facebook link and LinkedIn. All right. Oh, that's good. I like that. I like they do a little online stalking of him. Cover your bases. This is a background check now. It should be.

Even though Janice still thinks you're kind of a pervert, she's willing to give it a second try. I promise that I can explain everything and you'll be fine. I promise. Yeah, that's what they say right before they kill you. Okay, stop. Stop it, Brooke. Stop. We just finally got a couple together to go out again. Now you're gonna ruin it. Janice, thank you for going out with Doug again. I appreciate it.

I think you're gonna find out that he's not a weirdo. I don't know. I hope so. Me too. I also think you're gonna find a new hobby as his wench at the Ren Faire. Yes. Bring me my grog, woman. Broken Jubal in the morning. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You.

This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more

you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all,

make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears

with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.