Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Stuntman Date

Episode Date: March 18, 2020

Some guys like to take a woman out to a TYPICAL FIRST DATE SPOT... Well, one of our listeners took a DIFFERENT approach... He took a girl on the most extreme first date we've EVER heard... and now he's wondering if it may have been too much... Listen to the PODCAST!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Rook and Jubels's Second Date Update. Taking a girl to your work on a first date. In some instances, that could be a good idea. Like if you're the captain of a luxury yacht. Okay. I was going to go with no until you said that. I can see that now. In some cases, it could be a bad idea. Like if you're a janitor.

Probably not a good place to take somebody on a first date. Well, the guy on the phone for a second date update today, his name is Mike, and he took the girl that he liked to his job for his date, and I think that was a terrible idea. What's up, Mike? Hey, man. How you doing? What's up with you? Hey, Mike. Are you a janitor, Mike? I'm just going to get that right out on the phone.

No, it was way cooler than that. I'll give you that, Mike. You you a janitor, Mike? I'm just going to get that right out on the phone. No, it's way cooler than that. I'll give you that, Mike. You do have a cool job. We'll get to that in just a second. But first, let's hear a little bit about the girl you went out with. What's her name? Her name's Katrina. I mean, she's rocking. She has a rocking body. I met her at a gym. Oh, God. I just never think that really works out. I'm impressed already, Mike. It almost didn't work out for a long time. I mean, I followed her for about 11 months, a year in the gym. Mike, that's creepy. You should choose different words, Mike. No, no. I didn't follow her. I saw her. We ran into each other. In fact, we talked several times.

I mean, she really seemed interested. So you promised that you didn't jump out of her locker inside the women's locker room or anything, right? Hey, you know what, Brooke? I'm not a creep boy. I'm not crazy. Yeah, it was the shower, not the locker. He just showed up behind her. Hey, what's up?

My name's Mike. Nice to meet you. So how did you finally work up the courage to ask her out? Well, I met her over a year ago, and I asked her out the first time I saw her. Oh. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, I didn't wait for it. I saw what I wanted. She's beautiful.

And after talking to her, I knew I wanted to know more about her because she has a beautiful soul, too. So I asked her out. She said no. Never mind. So you were persistent for a whole year. You finally wore her down. Now you're getting me, Brooke. Okay.

It took you a year to finally get a date with her. What was the magic words that actually got you in the door? The magic words was I already asked her out 10 times. Here's the 11th what do you say she said okay fine you said yes okay all right only took you 11 tries and you did it that's actually it's actually kind of romantic i mean you obviously were super into this girl were you really nervous before your guys's date no i wasn't nervous at all. I was taking her to my job, and my job was pretty cool, so I thought that

was a winner. Oh, cool! Yeah. And that's what your email said. You think that that might have actually ruined your chances for a second date. Why do you think that is? Honestly, I don't think she liked it. I took her to a movie set. First of all, I'm a stuntman. I'm a stuntman

on major movies. That's so cool. Yeah, so I got some of the guys while we were with the clothes set to plan out a whole stunt. We taped it. And yeah, oh yeah. And it was a lot, actually a lot of money spent. I mean, a lot of money, time, and people. So what kind of stunts were you doing?

I'm not a guy that likes adventure a lot. So for me, a big crazy stunt would be like, let's just cross the street in the middle of the road and not the crosswalk. That would have been enough for me. What'd you do? The stunt was being blown out of a building. What? Wait, you took her on a date to show her you getting blown out of a building?

No, we got blown out of a building together. Oh, wait, you were? She was participating in this? Talk about trust and team building. Right? What more do you want, Brooke? Dude, that's crazy. How safe was this?

It was totally safe. She was definitely padded. We were hooked to a crane. We had our jerk vest. We had everything we needed. The explosion was a little bigger. Now, I will say that it was a little bigger than we expected, and the fire did cross our faces and our bodies, but we had... Oh, dude! No, no, no, no. We put enough fire protectant on us that we were totally okay, but she wasn't okay

with it. Yeah, she doesn't okay with it yeah she doesn't have eyebrows anymore but it was fine it's funny you say that she mentioned that her eyebrows were singed and she's smelling burning and this and that but her her face looked intact when i saw her and what what do you expect we're getting blown out of a building it's a little you know fire oh my god did you tell her exactly what was going to happen in this stunt once we got everything strapped up and we were a go i let her know she was a little nervous yeah you think that's a conversation don't you think

mike you should have had before you even went out like hey what do you think about this? We go get blown out of a building or do dinner. No, I told her a movie set. She was all about it. Yeah, but I disagree. And you're only partially sure that that's the reason she's not calling you back. Because it sounds like it should be 100% the reason why she's not calling you back. Well, Brooke, it's never safe to assume anything. Okay.

She never, she listen, no, no, no. She never once told me she safe to assume anything. Okay. No, no, no. She never once told me she didn't like it. Okay. Afterward, I asked her, did she want to eat? She said no. She would rather go home. And, you know, honestly, sometimes when I'm doing things like that, I have so much adrenaline. I don't want to eat afterwards.

It's like a high. So I was like, oh, okay. Or it's that you just had your face almost burned off. And just really, that tends to make people lose their appetite, you know? like a high so i was like oh okay or it's that you just had your face almost burned off and just really that tends to make people lose their appetite you know yeah i mean you have a point have you heard from her since this date no i mean she kind of just oddly disappeared and that's why i got in touch with you guys honestly okay so she hasn't been at the gym or anything no I it's almost like she just kind of switched times because we've been doing the same thing for a year I mean it's not hard to run into her and I'm not seeing her yeah she's

avoiding you I can tell you that right now why would she avoid me you think you think so yeah pretty much guarantee so all right Mike we're, we're going to play a song. Come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? I appreciate it. No problem. We'll do it right after this. Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning.

Second date update. You know, they say that near-death experiences can actually bring people together. That is unless the near-death experience was planned by you, and in the process, you burned your date's eyebrows off. Because that's exactly what happened in today's Second Date Update. Epic. Mike met Katrina at the gym, and he'd been asking her out for a long time. It took him 11 tries to ask her out, and Mike is a stuntman,

and he decided to take Katrina to his job for their date. And he planned to have them blown out of a building together, and he did it. And she singed her eyebrows and seemed really scared and upset by the whole deal, and now she hasn't called him back. She even declined going to dinner with him later. But it sounds like an epic saga. And we're about to see if we can figure out why she's not calling him back, even though we all probably know. Mike, are you ready to give Katrina a call?

Yeah, that music got me pumped. I'm ready. Oh, gosh, Mike. You need to calm it down. Now, Mike, I'm going to be honest with you. I think your date sounds amazing, and I would totally be on board. Really? Yeah. You know what, Brooke? I knew

it when you were talking to me. But obviously, I don't think she was. Have you had a chance to apologize to her via text or anything that you scared her? Hold on. You think I need to apologize? I mean, what would I apologize for? It was a great date.

You need to apologize for almost killing her. But Brooke, you did say you would like that, huh? Yeah, but I'm not her. Yeah. Not everybody wants to almost die on a first date.

Just some people. You guys are taking this almost death. I mean, it was blown out of a building. She was padded up. You know? Fire crossed her face and cinched her eyebrows, Mike. Fire crossed her face and singed her eyebrows, Mike. Fire crossed her face and singed her eyebrows. Everybody's been burned a little.

Yeah, okay. He's right. He's right. Come on. Okay, I'm going to dial her phone number right now, man. Here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Katrina?

This is Katrina. Hey, Katrina, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the morning. Brook and Jubal? I've never heard of that. That's okay. There's a lot of people who haven't. I'm calling you today because one of your friends listens to our show,

and he actually emailed us about you. One of my friends emailed you. Yeah. Well, it's more of a guy that you went on a date with. What? Yeah. It's a guy that you went out on a date with. He emailed us about you and wanted to see if we could get you on the phone.

When was the date? Well, I'm going to guess that you probably remember it because it might be the only date you've ever been on where you've been blown out of a building. Oh, my God. We are all impressed that you survived that. Yeah. Yeah, you and me both. Katrina, we do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after,

they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and find out what went wrong. So Mike, who took you on that date, emailed us to see if we could figure out why you're not calling him back. You're kidding. No, he's really curious. Mike has a lot of surprises, doesn't he, Katrina? Yeah, to say the least. He's got them blowing out of his everywhere. So is the reason you're not calling him back because the date was scary?

Because it sounded horrifying to me. Well, it started out good and it was fun. I mean, it was different. Different's a better word. Yeah, but I mean it sounds like you're totally avoiding him. He said that he hasn't even seen you at the gym. Like you changed your entire schedule. Well, I had to recover. Recover?

Have you ever been on a date like that? You might want to think about if you want to see that person again right away, right? I've been on a lot of dates like that, but never because I was blown out of a building. Right. So if I was blown out of a building, sure, you can imagine I'm going to take a little more time. Okay. I don't even know how to look him in the face right now. What? Why?

Because you were that scared? You don't know how to look at him? Well, I don't know what he told you. He told us that he met you at the gym, he'd been asking you out for a long time, and you finally said yes. And then he did, take your date to work day. Where he took you to his job and he's a stuntman. And then he

did a little thing where you guys got blown out of a building. He thinks that you were scared and also a little upset because apparently it singed your eyebrows. Well, it did singe my eyebrows, but they grew back. But, um, he didn my eyebrows, but they grew back. But he didn't say that I wet myself. Oh, my God.

What? You did what? I didn't hear. No, repeat yourself. What happened? It's okay. You're in the company of people who have done the same thing. What happened?

Did you pee your pants? Oh. I didn't pee my pants. Now, that has not happened since I was a kid. Oh, my God. Like, how wet are we talking? Like a little wet or all the way down to your knees wet? It was pretty down to my knees. Like, I just knew he saw it.

Oh, no. Oh, my God. Hey, don't feel bad about it, Katrina. I've peed my pants three times with him just telling me the story, so big deal. You got blown out of a building. It's okay to pee your pants in that situation. Oh, my God. Yeah, but I think he actually noticed.

Why do you think he noticed? Well, he looked at me kind of stunned, and he was, like, looking me up and down. And so I thought, even though he said, you want to go to dinner, I thought he was like looking me up and down and so I thought even though he said you want to go to dinner I thought he was just being nice. You smelled like urine. That could have been another reason why he noticed. Well, I smell like smoke, but

Okay. That covered up the scent of pee. He didn't mention anything to us about you peeing your pants though. No? No. No. I'd be surprised by that, because he had to, like, you know, undo my harness and help me out of this. I'd totally be surprised. It was pretty obvious. Oh, man.

But is it? I mean, okay, granted, you would be really embarrassed. I understand why you would be. But he obviously was into you. Like, he's tried to call you. You just have totally ghosted him. But I peed my pants our first date. Like, how do you come back from that?

I don't know. You only go up after that. That's the great part of it. You know what, Katrina? I know you're not good with surprises, and I don't want you to make the same mistake twice, but Mike is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you.

Try not to pee your pants. Oh, my God. Katrina. take twice but mike is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you try not to be your pants oh my god katrina katrina you don't listen hey i heard everything you don't have to be embarrassed in fact in fact i i knew i was i was just keeping it quiet. I didn't want my friends to know you had peed on yourself. I did it. Listen, no. I did it my first time. At least you did it like a champion. You were wearing all black. Nobody noticed.

You know? You noticed. Well, obviously, I noticed I'm taking your harness off. I'm bending down in front of you. I smell pee. Come on. Oh, no. And technically, down in front of you. I smell pee. Come on. Oh, no. And technically, it's all your fault.

Yes. Wait, Mike, you were going to take her to dinner with wet pants? I didn't want to draw attention to it or embarrass her, but I still wanted to spend time with her, so I didn't know what to do. Hey. That says a lot. A man who's going to take you out to dinner with pee pants on, he likes you.

It's kind of romantic. I mean, I don't know what to say to that. I was so embarrassed. Well, say that you will answer my phone call when I call you next time. Okay, I could do that. Are you sure about that? You didn't sound very positive. Well, I mean, it's nice, but I still have to look him in the face knowing that I did that. So, you know, I might not sound excited, but it's nice. I liked him up until I peed my pants.

Katrina, I peed my pants before, and I'll even go even further to say I even shit my pants once before. Oh, that's too far. During a stunt. Does that make you feel better? Here I am. Wait, can I just ask? I admitted this. What stunt made you poop yourself?

Listen, don't worry about what stunt it was. Just know, Katrina, that it has been much worse for me. And you shouldn't feel bad for what happened to you. It was totally normal and I respect you for it. Mutual respect for peeing your pants.

Katrina, would you go out with Mike again on another date? We will pay for it. Come on! As long as I get to pick the date and we're not, like, jumping out of a car going 100 miles an hour, I will say yes to that. Yay! Okay, so that's an official yes. Yes.

Oh, my gosh. You guys are actually really cute. That's awesome. Yes. Oh, man. But now there's pressure I got to figure out what to come up with for the next date. I mean, once you already make a girl pee her pants, what else can you do? We're so done with New Year, New You.

This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer.

If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money Podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. host of the Better Offline podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada

to cover the Consumer Electronics Show, tech's biggest conference. Better Offline CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025. I'll be joined by David Roth of Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr.

With guest appearances from Behind the Bastards Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis, and a few surprise guests throughout the show. Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts from.