Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Summer Pants

Episode Date: July 3, 2019

In today's Second Date Update, one of our listeners went on a FANCY date with a true gentleman...and while our listener felt everything was PERFECT and ROMANTIC...she isn't getting a call back... because of a secret! Find out what it was in the podcast below!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal's Second Date Update. The girl on the phone for a second date update today says that the guy she went out with was the classiest dude she's ever met. So I'm assuming they started their date as he showed up on a white steed dressed in full regalia. And then he jumped off his trusty horse and regaled her with stories of his conquests while they regaled at dinner and she regaled back.

Yeah, there's so much regaling. Clearly have no idea what the word regalia means, but it sounds appropriate. Summer, did you get regaled on your first date? That sounds so bad. No, that sounds weird. Yeah, it sounds uncomfortable is what it sounds like to me. Yeah. You said that he was classy. So I just assumed that regalia had to be happening somewhere in there. Well, I mean, he was classy, but I mean, it wasn't anything like weird like

that. So what do you mean by it was the classiest dude you've ever been out with? I mean, he was just a real gentleman, you know? Like, usually when I go out with a guy, they're nice. But I mean, like this one, when I met him at first, he kissed my hand and everything. Ooh. That's an old school move. Yeah, I don't know how I would take that. I mean, I thought it was very gentleman-like, like very respectful.

I really, I thought it was cool. Yeah, that was going to be my question because it's a move that not a lot of guys do. So is it creepy or is it cool? No, it wasn't creepy. He was not a creeper. Which means he was hot enough to pull it off. Yeah. Or she was attracted enough to him.

Yeah, because if you look like me and you kiss somebody's hand, they're like, dude, restraining order time. So, yeah. And me some hand sanitizer quick. So how'd you meet, first of all? Well, he's actually he was a Tinder date. OK, you bet classy off a Tinder. This may be a first for anyone. Rare. I know. Usually you swipe through and it's a bunch of, well, it's some interesting characters to say the least.

No, he was actually, he was very nice. Like he's very professional type of guy. Like he didn't say anything that was weird or off. And so I was excited to meet him. What's his name? His name's Daniel. Daniel. Daniel. And what'd you guys do when you actually went out?

We went to like a really nice Italian restaurant, actually. And we got some drinks at the bar and then we ate. And yeah, it was a really great time. See, I think that he must have been excited going into it too. Because if you're not excited, you don't pick a fancy Italian place. Yeah. Not everybody's getting the never-ending pasta bowl yeah no she said fancy hey you know what that is to some yeah

breadsticks are good man so dinner was good though you guys get along it was really great yeah we got along really well he was super attentive he was like seemed very engaged and he kept complimenting me about what it was like oh, you know, you're so beautiful. You're so funny, like all sorts of nice things. OK, so if everything was great, then why do you think he's not calling you back? I have no idea. I mean, there was one part of the date that like it seems a little awkward and off, but like we got over that. What part was that? Like, okay. So there was a pregnant woman that walked past and I just made a little joke. Like, you know, everybody jokes on a first

date and stuff. So I was like, Oh gross. I'm so glad I'm not pregnant. You know, I don't know if I were going out with you and you ripped on a pregnant lady, I'd be like, this girl's awesome. I love it. She just rips on anybody. But I could see how somebody would be like, that's a little harsh, don't you think? It wasn't particularly mean. It was just about, like, the state of pregnancy is uncomfortable. And so everyone knows that. So I was like, oh, I'm so glad I'm not pregnant.

That would be horrible. Ugh. You know? I don't know how much of a joke that is, though. That doesn't sound like a joke. Maybe something like, oh, look at how much pasta that lady ate. You know? I don't know how much of a joke that is, though. That doesn't sound like a joke. Maybe something like, oh, look at how much pasta that lady ate. You know? That's maybe more of a joke.

That's like a fat joke. Second date update has just turned into the proper ways to make fun of somebody. This is amazing. Do we even need to call him to ask for a date? I just want to continue this conversation. You guys, you're making it seem so bad. It wasn't. It was just seriously me being like, oh, can you imagine if I was pregnant? Oh, wouldn't that be horrible? That was all I did. If it was awkward about you saying, ick, pregnant lady, what was his response that made it awkward?

Well, he just kind of like, you know, he kind of like stiffened up and leaned back and was like, he seemed like very off-put and he was like, oh, you know, like it was just one of those awkward moments where like he didn't really say anything. That's not good. But like clearly that affected him somehow. But you said at the end everything seemed fine.

Yeah, exactly. Everything did. I mean, he kissed me on the cheek and he was like very much like, see you next time, you know? Okay. So you said you've tried texting him and calling him. Have you done that a lot or just a few times?

No, I just sent like two texts and I tried calling once. And that's it? That's it, yeah. Because I didn't want to like scare him off, you know, but apparently he's always scared off. Yeah, for some reason. All right, well, we'll play a song, come back, call him, and find out why he's not calling you back in your second date update, okay?

Thank you so much. Yeah, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. If you're just joining us for today's second date update, Summer is on the phone with us. We just talked to her about her first date with a guy named Daniel.

And I would just sum her date up in one sentence. Everything was going great until the pregnant lady showed up. Yep, showed up and ruined everything for Summer. Or at least that's what she thinks. Just a quick recap. She met a dude off of Tinder, Daniel, the guy we're talking about. They met up, went to a great Italian restaurant. She said that he was classy and gentlemanly.

And then there's one point in the middle of the date that there was a pregnant woman. And Summer decided for some reason she needed to rip on that pregnant woman. And looked over and was like, oh, God, could you imagine if I was pregnant right now? That looks terrible. And I guess he sort of tightened up after that. Like, that was rude. But it was really just a misplaced joke from Summer. And it didn't work out that well for her.

I mean, I don't hate pregnant women. I just said, I'm glad I'm not pregnant right now. I am. I'll tell you, you sound like a very happy, bubbly person. And as a mom, I'm just going to say, don't take offense to what you're saying. So she supports you. Yeah, I don't know. Thank you.

Thank you for your support. It means a lot. But apparently Daniel seemed a little awkward after that, but they still ended the date with a kiss on the cheek. And Summer, according to you, it's one of the best dates you've ever been on. So you can't figure out why he's not calling you back. Yeah, exactly. Everything seemed to go good except for that one little pocket at a time. But otherwise, I mean, we ended so well.

I don't get it. Why isn't he calling me? I wonder if the pregnant lady that you kind of made fun of at the restaurant, that could have been his baby. Oh. What? That makes sense. No way.

It was like an ex-girlfriend that was in there, and he's like, that's my child. No, that's like a weird sitcom. That's like the life. I'm dialing his phone number right now. Here we go. Okay. Hello? Hi, is Daniel there? Yep, speaking. Hey, what's up, man? How are you?

This is Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning. Hi. Hi. Hi. The radio show? Yeah. Yeah, are you familiar? Yeah, I've heard it a couple times. Sweet.

What do you think of it? Yeah, you guys are cool. You don't mean that one bit. You have not listened enough. I could tell that you did not really mean that. He's like, I heard 10 minutes one time. No, yeah, I did. I did. I mean that one bit. You have not listened enough. I could tell that you did not really mean that. He's like, I heard 10 minutes one time. No, yeah, I did. I did.

I mean it. Okay, you could tell you didn't. You're like, yeah, you guys are cool. I don't know. Yeah, sure, whatever. Well, I'm calling you today because we actually got an email about you. Okay, about what? Well, it's from a girl named Summer.

Oh, Summer emailed you? Yeah. Okay. About what? Well, it's from a girl named Summer. Oh. Summer emailed you? Yeah. Yeah, we do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update. So, you went out with Summer, and she's tried to text you and call you since your date, but apparently you haven't responded, so she would call in the big guns.

Oh, boy. Alright. So, can you tell us why you aren't calling Summer back? I don't really want to. She kind of wants an explanation. Dude, we talked to her, right? She had great things to say about you. She said it was like the best date of her life.

She was really complimentary. That's really nice. I mean, we had a lot of fun. It was a fun time. So you liked it? She was fun. Are you not attracted to her? Is that the issue? No, I would. She's cute. I like her, but it's just not going to work out.

Well, why? If she's cute and you had fun. That sounds awful. Is that a problem? You don't like that? No, I really like that. It's just she lied. She lied? Whoa. About what what uh actually let me rephrase that she wasn't a hundred percent truthful with me okay who is on a first date let's be honest well yeah but i mean this is kind of important thing that she wasn't very truthful about what was it well she said her name was Stephanie on Tinder. Okay.

Okay. And then when we met, it was revealed that her name is Summer. So she uses a different name on Tinder. Yeah. Well, number one, I don't know why someone would do that, but... I can think of a lot of reasons. Maybe she's got a crazy ex, or she doesn't want people to know, or she doesn't want her job to be able to search her on Tinder. Okay i mean nonetheless i still wouldn't work out why why is

that a big deal yeah well yeah so her name is summer her name is summer okay my last name is pants and yeah if we were to i don't, like long-term relationship, get married at some point, her name would be Summer Pants. Come on, that is the dumbest. I think that's amazing. Yeah. I would love that. Well, I would not love that. It would make me very uncomfortable knowing maybe people are making fun of her behind her back or something like

that. Oh my god, you jumped so many steps, by the way. Well, I know I'm going fast, but I'm looking for a long-term relationship, so I'm not there to just mess around with people. So you're looking for a forever pants.

Yeah. Yeah, okay. Hey, don't be a smarty pants okay you don't feel like somebody with the name summer pants would be the person that you want to be around all the time no it's just a little too awkward okay but you are uh so many assumptions here one that she would even take your name when you got married like a, a lot of women keep their last name, and that's fine. No, I come kind of from a more traditional point of view. So you want whoever you marry to take your last name? Yeah, I do.

Even though it's an awkward life to live with a last name Pants? I know it is. I'm living it. But you're Daniel Pants, and you don't think Summer Pants would be a good partner for you. No, I just couldn't do that to her. Oh, my God. And that's it? That's the only reason?

That is the biggest reason, yes. That is so ridiculous to me. You never did. I mean, you've got to see it. Yes, you could be missing out on the love of your life because of a silly thing. And years of great jokes. Yeah, that's a problem for me. I don't want my wife's name to be a joke. I just want us to be

a happy family of pants. See, now you're making jokes about your own last name, so you can't really judge. No, I'm allowed to. Okay, you're allowed to. Well, Daniel, I do have to let you know that Summer is on the phone listening right now and she wants to talk to you.

Yeah, you there, Summer Pants? No. I can't believe this. Wait, are you serious? Daniel, really? It's just because of my name? Yeah, I mean, your name can't be changed. But, like, this can't be the real reason.

Like, there must be something else. And was there something else like you won't hurt my feelings if you tell me no look I had a great time with you when I thought your name was Stephanie everything was fine and then you told me your name was actually Summer and that kind of was it for me this is so crazy I just can't believe it. What if I, like Brooke said, I mean, I can keep my name. I don't have to change over to Pants. I mean. Yeah, but I'm kind of looking to have someone that has my last name with me.

I can see that. That is so weird. It's fine. I can hyphenate. I can always have my full name on the registry. And then if Summer Stephanie Pants. Hyphenate Pants. Hyphenate. I can always have my full name on the registry. And then if Summer Stephanie pants. Hyphenate pants. Hyphenate pants, yeah.

No, I don't care. Like, I really don't care what my name is. I think it'd be fine. I don't think people think it's weird. And I love the name pants. It's great. It's only five letters. That's perfect.

What? You know, on the Scantron forms and stuff like that, Pants. It's great. It's only five letters. That's perfect. What? You know, on the Scantron forms and stuff like that, it's so annoying to have a wrong last name. I would not mind shortening down to pants. That is true. It's a lot easier to fill things out. The important things. Look, I'm looking out for you. I don't want you to go around and say, Hi, my name is Summer Pants and have people making fun of you behind your back. Who knows? Okay, this is going to sound really weird, but like I might just be ignorant.

Is this like some sort of sex term that I don't know? No, it isn't. I don't know it either if you don't know it. But I think it should be. I mean, like, you're making such a big deal out of it. I don't know if this is like some weird, like, what's the reason? What's so bad about it? It'd be the same if your name was Autumn.

Autumn Pants or Spring Pants. But the thing is, Daniel, I don't think that you're listening to her or anybody else in the room. Like you are the only one that has a problem with Summer Pants. And you guys aren't getting married anytime soon if you do. You just had one date. Why not give it another shot, Daniel?

I just feel like we really got along well and I really do want to see you do. You just had one date. Why not give it another shot, Daniel? I just feel like we really got along well, and I really do want to see you again. I don't know. I understand that you have reservations, but I think it's something that I'm okay with it. She is so understanding,

Daniel. You are going to be missing out if you worry too much about this pants thing. So Daniel, would you like to go out with Summer again on a second date? We'll pay for it. What? You're going to pay for it? Okay. Yeah, let's go to Hawaii. I'm not

sending you to Hawaii, Mr. Pants. I think it's dinner. Well, you said you'd pay for it. How about this? Dinner at somewhere local. Or like a Hawaiian restaurant. Cap, $75. I think that that is pretty generous.

Yes, that's great. You'll do that? It could be a Hawaiian-themed restaurant if you want. I don't care. Summer, does that sound good? Another date with Daniel? That sounds great. Thank you. You're welcome.

Congratulations. Successful second date update. Yeah, thank you. You're welcome. Congratulations. Successful second date update. Yeah, thank you. I'm so excited. You better text or call me back, Daniel. I will, Summer Pants. See, now you guys already have a little joke. It could work out.

Yeah, it could. I'm super excited to possibly be Mrs. Summer Pants. Don't rush things along, all right? One pant leg at a time. God, thank you so much. Text in at 78592 that says, I wish my last name was Pants. Pickup lines would be endless. Yeah, that's true.

We're talking about today's second date update. A woman named Summer wanted to call this dude named Daniel who wasn't calling back after their date. They had a great date. The reason that he wasn't calling back, she didn't tell him her name was not actually or was Summer. She had a different name on her profile online. And her real name is Summer. She hasn't changed for whatever reason. But she told him that her name was Summer.

And he's like, I can't date you. Because his last name is Pants, and he didn't want to be dating somebody that would be named Summer Pants if they ever actually got married. Which is so dumb. I mean, it's like you, Jubal Flagg, not dating someone named America. Yeah, and I would do that because I think it would be even better. I mean, I love that.

So they decided not to go out again. He just couldn't handle her being called Summer Pants. Unfortunately, though, I think that's an awesome name. I'm Fox. I'd like to date a Harry. There you go. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email us and we will call the person who didn't call you back.

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