Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Sunrise Date

Episode Date: May 27, 2020

Not all dates go according to plan...Tommy planned a date at 5 A.M to watch the sunrise... And it was ruined by a rainstorm! He's hoping he can make up for everything that went wrong, listen in the Podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Oh, you're serious? It's real. It's called Tiny Buddies. Yeah. Oh man, I guess they work harder for you, you know? I guess so. That's not, the Tiny Buddies thing was a joke though. Oh, man. I guess they work harder for you. You know? I guess so. That's not...

The Tiny Buddies thing was a joke, though. Oh, it was? I don't know what the app is actually called, but... Tiny Buddies would be good. That would be good. Yeah, yeah. Can someone look it up? I really want to know.

The only reason I bring it up is because one of our listeners named Tommy emailed the show, and he said that he met a girl on a dating app. So, Tommy... Uh-oh. You got a little wee-wee? Is this the dating app that I'm thinking of? No, it's not that dating app. So, Tommy, is this the dating app that I'm thinking of? No, it's not that dating app. Oh my god.

He is going to spend the next 10 minutes trying to prove to us that you have a big junk now. Actually, it was a too large I can save pics if I have to. Put the phone up to it right now. Let's see. Tommy, you don't be self-conscious, okay?

Whatever size you got, I'm sure that some girl will tell you it's perfect for her. It's not about the size of this shit. It's about the motion of that ocean. There we go. All right. That's what small wieners say. All right, Tommy. Well, tell us about the girl that you want to call today.

What's her name? Well, her name is Heather, and we actually met on a dating app. the one you guys are speaking of okay if you say so which one uh no comment okay all right and what struck you about heather uh she was very interesting and we're both in the boxing okay which shocked me because you don't find a lot of women that are really big in the boxing she actually boxes kick boxes she knows the history yes you don't find a lot of women that are really big into boxing. She actually boxes, kick boxes. She knows the history. You don't want to piss her off. That's for sure.

Not at all. I like that. She can protect you. Well, I mean, that's the thing. I like a man who likes a strong woman. So what did you guys do for your date? Well, here's the kicker. The night before our big date, I had this wonderful idea.

We planned to meet at 5 p.m. And I called her and said, wait, wait, wait. Let's meet at 5 p.m., and I called her and said, wait, wait, wait, let's meet at 5 a.m. What? Uh-huh. 5 in the morning? Yes, it was my special plan to go watch the sunrise. I know this really cool spot, and I wanted to take her. Oh, my

God. Did she agree to this? I'm sorry. As a person who wakes up way before the sun rises every day, I could go a whole lifetime without another sunrise and be totally satisfied. But that's cute. It's romantic. It is romantic, bro. Yeah, but 5 a.m., man, she agree?

Yeah, she definitely agreed. I mean, we get up for work every day, 5 a.m., or other things. Why not for a little enjoyment? There you go. I like that. Okay, so how did the 5 a.m. sunrise date go? Well, I pick her up, and we're driving to this special place to watch the sunrise, and it was a bit stormy and cloudy, so we didn't get to see much.

I told you, there's always a disappointment. Maybe you should have checked the weather app before you tried to set up this date then. Well, you know I have basic cable. I don't have a weather channel. Do you have an app before you tried to set up this date then. Well, you know, I have basic cable. I don't have a weather channel. Do you have an app that you can look at? It has weather on there. Oh, really? Is it a weather app for guys with small pee-pees?

I'm sure that's out there, too. That's why it's so cold today. I can tell. That's your barometer. So how did it go? It just got worse from there because it started raining. Oh, no. And we had to run to the car, and we were stoked.

So it wasn't one of those romantic downpour rains where you end up making out in it? No, it wasn't that. It was like, what is going on? We got to get out of here. Yeah. Okay. All right. Were you able to turn it around? No, it got a bit better. We got to get out of here. Yeah. Okay. Were you able to turn it around?

No, we got a bit better. We went to a coffee shop. We were a bit both sleepy and groggy, so the conversation wasn't that great. Oh, no. So wait, what point did you regret your 5 a.m. date decision? Definitely when it started raining.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. Man, I liked that date idea, too. Was there something good that you enjoyed about this date, or was it all just a tragedy? Just being with her. It was awesome. Okay. So you did like her through all of this. It's just that maybe she's, what?

What do you think? She doesn't like you, or what's your theory? Well, after the coffee shop, since we were both tired, I said, let's go home, take naps, and then we'll meet up at 9.30 to go have breakfast. I go to the restaurant. She's not there. Call her. No answer.

And I haven't heard from her in a while, and that's why I need you guys to help me figure this out. Yeah. So she stood you up. It's an enigma. Well, she was really tired. She could possibly still be sleeping. That day, honestly, if it was me, bro, I oversleep all the time. How long has it been since that was supposed to happen?

Yeah. About, I would say, roughly a week. Yeah. She's not sleeping beauty, you guys. She's not been sleeping for a week. Wake up, please. Man, I think that if you get a do-over, you need to try to go for an evening date. That's probably more feasible.

There we go. How many times have you tried to get a do-over, you need to try to go for an evening date. That's probably more feasible. There we go. How many times have you tried to get a hold of her? I've reached out a few times, but she's not responding at all. And the worst thing is I could see that she read the messages. Oh, yeah. Oh, she's got her read on? Left on read. Why would you do that?

That's brutal, man. Take that off your phone, everyone, right now. Hurts people's feelings. You can take that off? Yes. Oh, okay. We'll talk off air yeah all right tommy well here's what we're gonna do we're gonna play a song we're gonna come back

call heather for you and see if we can get you a second date update okay thank you guys all right hold on if you're just tuning in for today's second date update we're on the phone with tommy tommy asked hi tommy i going to keep talking, but you're there. He's excited. Welcome back. Thanks, guys. I didn't mean to interrupt you. All right.

Pipe down. Let me finish. Tommy asked... Okay, you keep talking. Not very good at taking instructions, are you, Tommy? Jeff's turn. Oh, sorry. Okay.

You done? Uh-huh. All right, good. Tommy asked his date... Should I be quiet now? Okay. You know? Uh-huh. All right, good. Tommy asked his date. You know what, Tommy? I'm about to cut this date short. Like, I'm not going to do it. Maybe this is why you're not getting a call back, Tommy.

Do you always interrupt when people are talking? And then he doesn't talk when you want him to talk. Here we go. Tell, tell. I can answer? Yeah. Oh, my God. Okay. This is so awkward

recap the date jeff tommy made his date wake up at five in the morning so they could go watch the sunrise oh god he didn't check the weather the morning of because if he did he would have noticed that there was rain and clouds in the forecast and you wouldn't have been able to see it come up anyway so instead he suggested they both go home and nap and meet up for breakfast, but Heather never showed up to breakfast. Yeah, that was a real bummer. Yeah. So now he wants us to call Heather and figure out where'd she go. Yeah, and you know, I will say, Tommy, although not good on you that you didn't do a little bit of planning by checking the weather,

she could have easily done the same thing. You guys could have looked at it while you were driving out there before you got rained on. That's true. Equal rights. You are correct. Equal rights. Exactly what I'm saying, Tommy. All right.

So we can call her and blame it on her when we get her on the phone. No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying that I think that she could be open to accepting some responsibility and thus be open to going on another date with you. Yeah, that would be amazing. Hope. That's what we have here. All right. Let's see if we can make it happen.

We're going to dial the phone number right now and try and get your second date update. Okay. All right. Here we go. Hello? Hi, I'd like to speak to Heather, please. Yes, who's this? Hi, Heather. My name is Young Jeffrey from the radio.

How you doing? Hi. I'm fine. How are you? I'm good. We're doing something with you called the Second Date Update. It's where if someone goes out on a date with someone and afterwards they're getting blown off, they can ask us to call their date and try and figure out why. Okay. Okay. Congrats. Oh, so wait, this has to do with me?

Yeah. Yes. That's why I'm calling you. Definitely. We're calling because you went out with a guy named Tommy. Oh, God. I i know he told us about his terrible date idea about the 5 a.m terrible brooke we're trying to help this guy well i'm just saying i want to know heather why would you already call the day terrible hold on

this was a nice date a nice idea for a date and we'd like to know what happened from your perspective i mean i was trying to be open-minded i was like you know this happened from your perspective. I mean, I was trying to be open-minded. I was like, you know, this is different, but maybe it'll be fun. And it wasn't. It sounded like a series of unfortunate events. Like first you guys couldn't see the sunrise. He's unfortunate actually. Why would you say that? I'm not sure what he told you or didn't tell you. I mean, did he tell you that when we got up there, it started raining? Yeah, he took blame for that, for sure. Yeah, he said that you guys tried to walk around a little bit, but you ended up getting all wet. And so you had to go back in the car, grab some coffee. But then he said you guys should

go home and take a nap and get breakfast afterwards. But you never showed up to breakfast. I mean, I just couldn't. I was so weirded out by the whole situation. Wait, I thought you overslept. Okay, here's the thing. I, you know, I don't think that there's any excuse for just standing somebody up. Like, why would you agree to breakfast and then just not show up i was just trying to get out of there alive i mean it was just what a lot his behavior was very strange he started yelling at the sun what he was angry with the sun what was he saying he was just ranting and raving angry with with Mother Nature that it, like, ruined our date. But honestly, like, we kind of laughed about it. He ruined our date. Oh.

Okay. He was, like, actually angry. It's definitely weird behavior. I mean, I could give him a pass on being frustrated or whatever, but I'm in no rush to hang out with someone who reacts like that. Wow. Oh, man. It's just so weird because when we talked to him, he seemed so calm. I mean, yeah, I agree with you. When we spoke on the phone, he seemed so nice and at the coffee shop, he was great. But then there was this other side of his

personality and his anger towards the son. I mean, it was, it was concerning. Well, maybe we should see which side of the personality is on the phone because he's been on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Hey, I just, I don't even know what to say. You don't like passionate people. Heather, that's Tommy. What? What did you set me up for this? Now you're on the phone. Yeah, I just don't understand. You don't like passion. The son Heather, that's Tommy. Yeah, he was standing up for you against the sun. He can protect you. Exactly. I'm better than SPF 25.

Tommy, you were... No, hold up. He's kidding right now. For real, though. You were screaming at the sun. I mean, A, it was actually the clouds' fault, okay, that you didn't see the damn sunrise, but whatever. The sun's supposed to be more powerful than the clouds. See? He's kidding, you guys. Were sun's supposed to be more powerful than the clouds. See, he's kidding you guys.

Were you joking when you were jumping up and down? No, I wasn't joking. This date with Heather meant a heck of a lot to me, and I was really frustrated, so I let it out on the sky. Okay, never mind then. All right, but can you understand that, like, Heather was weirded out by that? Hey, if she doesn't understand passionate people,

I don't know what to say i understand passionate people you were erratic it's two completely different things you know what heather i've been thinking about this a lot and um when i'm with you i realized i don't even need the sun what is that a lie that's so cute no he, Heather, you are my sunshine. My only sunshine. You make me happy when the skies are gray. You would never know how much I like you. Please don't take my sunshine away. Yeah!

One of the arts of many on that one. I love it. Okay. Heather? He's cute. You're his sunshine. I don't know what to say. Is that a cute giggle or is that a, like, this is insane giggle?

Both. But, like, part of it's cute, part of it's insane. Like, I don't know what to say. Is it love crazy, though? I'm just saying, I love this guy. I don't want crazy. I want healthy. Okay, Tommy, the singing seems to be working, though,

so maybe do another one. Do Walking on Sunshine now. Oh, good suggestion. I don't know that song. Not even like Here Comes the Sun, Tommy? You don't have any backup sun songs? All right, Heather, listen. Look, I apologize.

I got a little upset about our date not working out, but it really meant a lot to me. So instead of a sunrise date, let's do a sunset date. Tommy, I really think you should not be scheduling your dates around the sun all the time, because you're going to screw yourself over here. Why not? Our whole life is planned around the sun.

I know, but then you get a few clouds again, and all of a sudden you're going to be screaming at the sky. Have you not seen the Mayan calendar? Hello? What does that have to do with anything? Life is based around the sun. Oh. Okay, you're right. Heather, you could be his son. Have you not seen the Matrix? Come on, people. Now we're going to the sun. Oh. Oh, okay. You're right. Heather, you could be his son.

Have you not seen The Matrix? Come on, people. Yeah, we're going to The Matrix. I don't know what that means. Have you not seen Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs? Tommy? I have seen it.

It is a terrible movie. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Yeah, Jeff. Sorry, DreamWorks. Tommy's not a fan. Yeah. So?

But let's bring it back to the conversation at hand. Heather, would you like to go out on another date with Tommy? We'll pay for it. Oh, man, I heard you laughing there at the end, Heather. I feel like I would give him one chance for a normal date. No, none of this sun shit. One date. Dinner or a drink.

Only because you sang and I found that hilarious okay it did it he's romantic congratulations good job tommy you got another date you know what you guys you are my sunshine oh do we get a song tommy you are my sunshine my my only sunshine. You make me happy. The skies are gray. God, you're a terrible singer, Tommy, but thank you. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late-night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team

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