Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Tasty Pizza & UFOs

Episode Date: September 17, 2014

Today's Second Date (Steve) is a confused man... confused about his date... confused about his life... just plain confused. And we're betting in in the first 30 seconds of listening to his phone call, you'll understand EXACTLY why Steve isn't getting a call back. Hear it in the Second Date Update.(Image Courtesy: rob_rob2001. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5 Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update I have no idea why the guy on the phone for the second date update today isn't getting a call back from the girl that he went out with because he gave her something that no woman can resist on their first date. Pizza.

I do love pizza. Steve took Alexis out for pizza and apparently now Alexis isn't calling him back. Steve, how are you? Hey man, what's happening? Not much, buddy. What's going on? I'm alright, thanks. You sound sad, Steve. Do you really think pizza did you in?

I don't know what did me in, but something did. Okay, so your email that you sent us, that's pretty much all it said was like, hey, I met this girl for pizza, and now she's not calling me back. Why don't you give us a little bit of background on the girl? How did you meet her, first of all? We met on a dating app, and it kept swiping, swiping, and finally I got her picture, and I was like, oh, take this girl out she was so beautiful all right you swiped right right and then so I was like there's this amazing pizza joint between the two of us I'm like why

don't we go there they have a pepperoni pie to die for so I thought it was like who doesn't like pizza I mean come on okay so you met her pizza, and anything weird happen while you were on your date? Did everything go okay? I think it went, like, awesome. Like, we had a great time. We talked about all kinds of stuff. She really sees, like, UFOs like I do, and she's, like, so into extraterrestrial stuff.

We just hit it off about that. Do you say she likes UFOs like you do? Yeah, man. Like, I'm really into, like, UFOs. Okay. Did you just wake up, Steve? No, no. I've been up for a minute. What's up? You just get up. I'm alright. You sound

like you're, like, half asleep. Or stoned. No, no. Yeah, that's true. Are you, Steve, are you stoned, Steve? I don't know. That's what aliens are doing, no. Yeah, that's true. Steve, are you stoned, Steve? I don't know. All right. That's what aliens are going for. That's why you're talking about UFOs and everything like that.

Honestly, if you're really into UFOs and you talk about that a ton on your first date, a chick's probably going to think that's kind of weird. Yeah. Unless she's really into it, too, like you said. Maybe. Did you harp on it the whole time? Did you say that you talked to UFOs? Anything like that?

We talked a lot about it, but the pizza was really good too. Oh, so you talked about that? How did the date end? The date ended okay. I was walking around. I wanted to keep going. I wanted to hang out a little more. Maybe get her back to my place.

But she couldn't do it. So I walked her to her car and, like, I never kissed on the first date, but I gave her a nice, like, hug goodbye, and I told her I'd, like, text her later and all that. And I respect your rules, Steve, because we all have boundaries, but what's your reasoning for not kissing on the first date? Make them wait. Make them wait, okay.

Ancient Chinese secret. So why do you think she's not calling you back then? I don't know. I just think that she doesn't understand anything. You think she doesn't understand anything? I mean, why wouldn't she call me back? I mean, everything was great. Pizza was great. Conversation was great. Pizza was great.

Conversation was great. It was like dating one-on-one. Okay. So everything seemed normal to you. How many times have you tried to get a hold of her? Has she even responded to any of your phone calls or text messages or anything? I've tried like three or four times and she hasn't gotten back to me. Okay.

You haven't heard anything at all? Like not even I'm busy and I can't see you? Nothing. Okay. All right. Well, play a song, come back, I'm busy and I can't see you? No. Okay. All right. Well, play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update. Cool. Thanks, man.

All right, buddy. Moving 92.5. Ruck and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Steve is on the phone with us, and he wants us to call a girl named Alexis today to see why she's not calling him back. Steve, I'm going to ask you before I even make this phone call. Do you really want me to call her? Because it's kind of obvious why she's not calling you back.

It's not obvious to me, man. Steve, you admitted to us that you're kind of stoned on the air with us right now. And you showed up to your date, I'm assuming probably stoned. And you talked about whatever. Like, if you showed up to the date stoned, I'm assuming that's probably why she's not calling you back. Okay, man, but, like, I was taught you never assume, right? Maybe she was stoned, too.

I mean, he said that she was also into UFOs. Have you been on a lot of dates through Tinder before? Oh, yeah. Okay, and have they usually turned out good for you? 50-50. Most of these people are undateable. Okay, so it's always them, not you. All right, well, I'm going to dial her phone number right now,

see if we can get her on the phone, and find out if there's another reason why she's not calling you back. I could be wrong, dude. I mean, she could not have minded that you showed up stoned. All right. It is legal. Yeah, I mean, it's legal. You seem like a nice guy.

So maybe it's something else. I wouldn't have minded if she was stoned. I know you wouldn't. You would have enjoyed it, actually. All right. I'm going to dial her phone number right now, okay? Yes. All right, here we go.

Hello? Hi, I was looking for Alexis. Yeah, this is Alexis. Hey, Alexis, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Okay. How's it going? It's going good.

Why are you guys calling me? You sound like you actually know who we are. I do know who you are. I know that when you call people, it's for like a weird, crazy reason. Yeah. I'm calling you because somebody emailed us to do a second date update with you.

Oh, boy. Okay. His name is Steve. Oh, my God. That idiot's on the phone right now, right? And you're going to, like, go, oh, you're going to have me tell you about it. And then you're going to go, like, guess what? He's on the phone. Yeah, all right.

So you do know how the second date updates work. And I noticed that you just called Steve an idiot. Steve is on the phone. Do you want to tell Steve why you think he's an idiot? Yeah, I mean, if he called your show and wanted to go through this on the radio, like, let's do this. Okay. Wow. Alright, Steve.

Say hi to Alexis. What? Can you hear me? Yeah. What? Oh my god, how much did you smoke when you woke up? Alexis, why are you so mean? I'm not so mean.

You seem, look, just on behalf of like girls, we know when we go on a Tinder date, we know that it could be like a f***ing train wreck. We know that. We know that. We go, oh, he's cute. You know, this might work. Pizza seemed like a good idea. I have no idea why.

And then I realized you love pizza because you need pizza. You need pizza. You need chips. You need... All right, so... Alexis, you're firing. So is the problem that Steve is a stoner and he showed up to your date? Hi.

I mean, he's super chill. Let's just say that. He's a super chill guy, and it's not... I mean, that's not all of it, but, yeah, that's a lot. I mean, he's super chill. Let's just say that. Yeah. He's a super chill guy, and it's not, I mean, that's not all of it. But, yeah, that's a lot. I mean. Alexis, I don't understand what the problem is. We had such a good time. I'm not really sure what's going on, Alexis.

I don't think Steve knows what's going on right now at all. I know. Are you even listening to yourself right now? You don't even know what's going on. Can you imagine going on a date with you? Oh, my God, I would love to go on a date with him. It's so much fun. Alexis, Steve painted it as you guys had a good time

and you're both into UFOs even. You know what? I occasionally, like, I used to watch Battlestar Galactica. Do you remember that? That was, like, a good show. But that's about it. Like, I couldn't... You seemed like you were having fun. I mean, at first

I was kind of having fun. I didn't know if you were kidding. You're just so out of it, and I just... At a certain point, you just have to kind of... I mean, like,

I'm on a date. I'm just going to go with it. The pizza was good. I mean, it was just sort of funny. Are you even there? Are you even awake right now? Why are you so upset?

Why are you so angry? I just wanted to hang with you and get to know you and look into your eyes and you're coming at me with like spears. We're not on the same planet Do you think maybe he'd be attractive if he was sober? I mean, I don't know

Who knows? Look, he's cute I don't know if you guys know what he looks like He's like a good looking guy But he's so Yes I am Or at least he's confident Alexis, I guess you know how the second date updates work

because you've heard a lot of them, obviously. I would love to send you out on a second date with Steve. We will pay for it. I mean, I kind of want Steve to go on a second date, and I kind of want to watch. Okay, you just want to observe him. Free entertainment. I mean, it's pretty fascinating, actually.

You're actually considering doing this again? Oh, no, I'm not going on a date with him. I want him to go on a date with somebody else. I'll be, like, at the next table watching the meeting. She's just saying she wants to watch Steve go on a date with somebody else. Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry. I can't go on a date with him. I mean, Steve, you're not a bad guy.

You're just f***ing out of it. Do I have any say in this at all? I don't think you do, Steve. No. I'm sorry, man. You did not get your second date. Alexis, I've never done this before, but I'm going to ask you myself. Will you go on a second date with me?

I've never done this before. No, thank you. Last chance. Let's do it. Come on. This is like the 75th time I've said no. It's always going to be no. All right.

Thank you very much for your time, Alexis. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you guys for calling. And thank you for listening. Yeah, we love you. Yeah. And Steve, I'm sorry, man. You did not get a second date.

Hopefully, you can get out there and keep trying, though. Don't give up. Thanks for trying. No problem, man. All right. See you later. I don't think Steve even knows he was on the radio right now.

Broken Jubal in the morning. Lots of different responses on our text message board at 78592. People, I think, kind of missing the point a little bit about what happened in the second date update. There's so many people that are just like yeah well there are people that are really interested in the weed part of it um steve wanted us to call this girl named alexis they went out for pizza basically steve on the phone with us was even high yeah he's a stoner big time alexis didn't want to go out with him again because he showed up to the date stone and was just kind of weird the whole time.

And she kind of let him have it and told him, hey, if you're going to go out on dates, maybe find somebody else who smokes as much weed as you or don't go stoned. But they went out for pizza. And the reason I say that we're getting different responses than I had imagined on our text message board, I figured most people would rip on this guy. There are a few people ripping on him. There are a few people ripping on her. There are a few people ripping on her for being a little mean to him. But most people are texting in asking about the pizza place.

I got like five texts right here. It says, I'll go on a date with him. I love pizza. Another one says, where is this pizza place? It sounds amazing. The pizza place sounded amazing because he was high. Which proves that all of our listeners probably high. Maybe you have to be.

We're able to have them. Another text in at 78592 says, you know how hard it is to get a good pizza in Seattle? What's the location? Are they open late? Hey, it's the important things in life, Jubal. It's not love. It's pepperoni, dude. Another one says, is there any way you guys could just put up the link to that pizza place

on your website? I'd really appreciate it. We didn't even really break down that long how good the pizza was. It was kind of a side note that they went out for pizza. How do you guys feel about doing the entire show tomorrow around pizza? Sure. People love pizza. Clearly there's a need for it.

Yeah. We can break down pizza for a while. Want to do pizza on the tens tomorrow? Yeah, pizza on the tens. We'll give out a slice of pizza on the tens. This one's for Poggiacci. This one's for Pizza Hut. Yeah. This one's for Pizza Hut. Yeah.

Domino's. I mean, there's tons of options. We're like the radio of Yelp. I think we learned a lesson from the second date update. If you're going to go out on a date with a girl, probably don't show up stoned out of your mind. Unless you know that she's into that and then it's cool. And we also learned take her out for pizza. Because everybody loves pizza.

If you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show. BrookeandJubel at moving925.com. We will call the person who didn't call you back. Now it's time for your 60 Second Sleaze. Moving 92.5 60 Second Sleaze. First, we've got to start with a big congratulations. Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendez had a baby girl yesterday. Hey, awesome.

Yeah, and apparently they cried because they were so happy right after she was born. Ryan Gosling cries when he gets up in the morning. Just a single sexy tear. I don't know if you've been following the beef between Rihanna and CBS Sports. Now, last Thursday

when the Ravens played, they were supposed to have Rihanna perform Run This Town. They dropped that and they said that they wanted a different tone. A lot of people got really mad at CBS saying, hey, you're punishing another domestic violence victim for something that happened to her

by cutting her from a show just because of the domestic violence issues with Ray Rice, right? They pulled the song and Rihanna tweeted about it and didn't have very nice things to say at all. The most amazing part, she got every news anchor in the nation to read her tweet. CBS, you pulled my song last week.

Now you want to slide it back in this Thursday? No. F you. Whoa. So CBS has responded to that tweet by just not having her on for the rest of the season. How awesome if they respond, no, Rihanna. F you. Yeah.

He's getting a big fight with Rihanna. That'd be amazing. Yeah. Tagging Chris Brown in it. Like, you want to get in on this, Chris? Oh, gosh. This is really disturbing. Joan Rivers' doctor apparently, allegedly, took a selfie with her while she was unconscious on the table. Moments before she went into cardiac arrest.

He, of course, has since been let go. And we don't know for sure. No one has seen the selfie. If you're that sick, it's not up on our website. But that is the rumor out there. It makes me worried how often people are doing that. I guarantee you a lot. Because she's famous, but the rest of us...

This chick's about to die, but let me take a selfie. I'm a little out of control. And you can see pictures, though, of Khloe Kardashian's new do. She got cornrows. No. Oh, God. Is that ever a good decision? Trying way too hard.

She looks like an 18-year-old that's on spring break in Mexico is what she looks like. You can see the pictures if you log on to moving925.com. And in even worse Kardashian news, Kylie Jenner now wants to be a singer and is determined to be the next Katy Perry. Oh, no. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes.

More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will, too. Be more you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble.

Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel.

And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How To Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take

on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.