Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Thanks But No Thanks
Episode Date: September 14, 2015One of our listeners emailed the show, saying she's NOT getting a call back after her first date... BUT, she did receive a "triple kiss" before the night was over. What does that mean? Probably not wh...at you think. Find out in the Second Date Update Podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Moving 92.5.
Brooke and Jubal's Second Date Update.
The girl who's on the phone for a second date update today says that her date ended in, quote, a triple kiss.
Whoa.
Which is an interesting way to end a date.
I'm thinking of three places on my body I would like to have kissed right now.
And let me tell you, if that happened on a first
date with me, it would not end there.
I don't think that's what a triple kiss is.
Kristen,
how are you?
Hey, I'm good. How are you? Good. So your
date ended in a triple kiss. Normally
when I think of a triple kiss, I think it's like
three people. So I'm
envisioning you and the guy that you
went out with and the waiter all making out at the end
Of your date is that what happened?
No, I just meant a peck on each cheek and then on the lip
Oh, that's how the triple kisses that is misleading really actually Kristen. That's really boring compared to what I was thinking
We read it was sweet. No, not at all, actually.
Can we restart this, and then you say it's the waiter and him?
Even if it's not true?
Even if it's not true.
For me, I think it would be more exciting if we could do that.
Is that all right?
No.
I'm not going to say that.
Okay, so the date ended with him kissing you on the cheek twice and then on the lips.
Yeah.
You got a kiss at the end of the date.
It sounds like everything went well.
Why do you think he's not calling you back?
I don't know.
I mean, I met him at yoga, and I don't know.
I'm always skeptical of guys coming up to me in yoga, but he seemed really nice, and so I thought, you know.
What made you say yes to this one?
He just really seemed like a yogi.
You know what I mean?
Like some guys are there and they just look so awkward and that they're like really only there for the view.
But he seemed like he really was into it.
And he seemed to like me and, you know know genuinely wanted to go out to dinner like it
didn't seem sleazy like it could be and how did the date go with him it went really well we had
a great dinner we have a lot in common i feel like like i was talking about tv shows um i mean
i definitely have like shows i watch on Netflix or whatever,
and so I just wanted to know what does he like,
and it turns out he doesn't have cable.
What a loser.
Oh, come on.
I knew you were going to say that.
How do you even want to call this guy back?
No.
I mean, I feel like that's where maybe I made a mistake.
Why? Was he like one of those snotty people who thinks that he's better than you because he doesn't watch much TV?
No, I mean, like he said, like, oh, cable's too expensive.
So I tried to make a joke and be like, oh, is it because you're poor?
I can understand that.
Did he get your joke?
Oh, my gosh.
He just got really quiet.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
He was really uncomfortable.
I felt like I really offended him, and I was just joking.
Did you backpedal after you said it?
I was like, no, it was just a joke.
I didn't mean to actually ask if you were poor.
Obviously, I apologized and And I was like, no, it was just a joke. I didn't mean to actually ask if you were poor. Obviously, like I apologized
and said I was only joking
and, you know,
I just could see on his face
that he seemed to understand,
but at the same time,
I just feel like
he got his feelings hurt.
Did when the bill come,
you also said,
oh, let me get this.
I know you're in tough times
right now.
No.
Oh, my God.
No.
It must not have gone too bad.
I mean, he kissed you at the end of the date.
And a triple kiss.
No.
A triple kiss.
I mean, well, I don't know.
I mean, he kissed me on both cheeks and on the lips, but it was really, you know, sort of a fast goodbye.
So I don't know.
No passion like an Italian man saying hello to another Italian man?
Blah, blah.
Is that more what it felt like?
Yeah, I mean, it was kind of like that. It was kind of weird.
Oh my gosh. That does not sound sexy at all.
So you think the only reason he's not calling you back is because you called him poor?
I was kidding. Oh my gosh.
That sounds so bad.
But is that accurate?
Yes, that's accurate.
All right.
But I didn't mean it like that.
I just want him to know that I was kidding.
Okay, well, we'll play a song, come back,
call him, and get your second date update, all right?
All right, thanks, guys.
Hang on.
I like the girl who's on the phone for a second date update today because she's a risk taker.
What? It's a big risk that you take when you decide whether you should tell
the person you're on
a first date with
that they're poor
or not on a first date
and she took that risk
and went for it
and unfortunately
now she's not getting
a call back
but I like that
you were willing
to do that.
Oh my gosh.
I was just kidding.
If you're just tuning in
for the second date update
Kristen was out
with her date
who she met
at a yoga class.
They were having a good time.
At some point, they brought up TV watching
and how she likes Netflix and Hulu and all that stuff,
and he said that he doesn't have internet or TV at her house,
and her response was, oh, my God, what are you poor?
She was joking, but he didn't realize it was a joke,
and that's the reason that she thinks she's not getting a call back.
Are you about ready to get him on the phone
and find out why he's not calling you back, Kristen?
Yes, I am dying to find out.
You still even want to talk to him,
even if he's that bad at taking jokes.
Well, I just want to clear the air
and make sure that he's not holding something against me.
Some sort of grudge.
And you will date him if he's poor, is what you're saying.
I don't think that matters.
I mean... There's a little bit of a pause there. You're like, oh, well. And you will date him if he's poor is what you're saying. I don't think that matters.
I mean.
There's a little bit of a pause there.
You're like, oh, well.
No, we'll find out just how poor.
All right.
I'm going to dial the phone number right now and get him on the phone.
You ready?
Okay, yeah.
Okay, here we go. Hello?
Hi, can I speak to Marshall, please?
Yeah, this is him.
Hey, Marshall, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.
No way.
Yes. How are you?
I'm fine. What's going on?
Well, I'm calling you because one of our listeners emailed us about you
and asked me to get you on the phone.
Really?
Yes. Her name is Kristen.
You guys recently went out on a date,
and since then you haven't been calling her or texting her back or anything,
and she's wondering if she did something wrong.
And she asked you to call me?
Yes. It's a segment we do on our show called The Second Date Update.
If somebody doesn't get a call back from someone they went out on a date with, they ask us to get that person on the phone and ask why.
So now I'm asking you the question, why?
Well, if you must know, during the date, something that probably should have been said wasn't said.
Something that should have been said wasn't said, like, take me back to your place?
Because I always, look, dude, I get really frustrated when girls don't say that when
I'm out with them on dates.
No, no, not that.
But what was it then?
Okay, so we're walking back to her car.
And everything up to that point was pretty nice, I guess.
You know, we had a couple awkward moments, but it was okay.
Yeah.
She told us about the part where she called you poor.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
See, when we talk to everybody who wants to do these phone calls, we talk to her, and
she thought the reason you weren't calling her back was because of that poorly timed
joke.
And I used the word poor, I guess.
But that joke where she called you poor.
No, I mean, honestly, I thought it was a little funny.
Okay.
So it wasn't that.
It was whatever she wanted to say.
No, it wasn't that.
All right.
So what should she have said then?
Okay, not once.
Not once through the whole night does she say thanks.
She doesn't say thank you?
Yeah.
I take her to a nice restaurant.
I pay for the meal.
Even after she makes a joke about me being poor, I pay for the meal.
So nice dinner.
I'm walking her to her car and, you know, I give her a kiss and she doesn't say anything.
There's like no reciprocation.
Did you want a thanks for the kiss too or just for dinner?
No.
Well, for dinner, obviously.
Okay.
Because I always like girls to thank me for dinner and for the kiss.
But I do understand where you're coming from.
If she didn't thank you at all, that'd be pretty rude.
Did she even do the, you know, where girls kind of graciously reach for their purse to grab it?
Like, I'm going to pay it half.
And then you're like, no, don't worry.
No, I think she was expecting me to do it.
And I was fine with doing it, but I want a little thanks afterwards, you know?
That's understandable.
Did you?
I went to the effort.
Why can't you do that little thing?
So you just feel like you treated her to a really nice time and she was ungrateful.
Yeah.
So I didn't call her back because I don't really want to be with someone who's not going
to be as thoughtful as I am with them.
Yeah.
I don't blame you on that one.
I wonder if she was thankful at all, don't you?
Well, I assume she wasn't.
I didn't hear anything.
We should ask her because she's actually on the other line listening.
Are you kidding me?
No, I'm not.
Oh, Jesus.
Kristen?
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
I didn't even realize, Marshall.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Thank you so much. You can't throw it in now, I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you so much.
You can't throw it in now,
I don't think, Kristen.
Are you being facetious? Because that's kind of what it sounds like.
No, I'm
saying thank you.
I had a great time.
I really didn't realize
that I didn't thank you.
Well, I'm sorry, but where I come from,
those are the kinds of polite niceties
that you exchange with somebody.
Listen, I just, I guess I just spaced that night.
I don't know.
I mean, I just, I really do appreciate it,
and I just hope that you can forgive me.
Well, look, you know, thank you for saying that, I guess,
but really, it's a little too late. And I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but I don't have time to go through this with somebody.
I want somebody who's going to be that thoughtful, forward-thinking person.
I am a thoughtful person.
I don't understand what the big deal is.
I'm sorry.
Well, if you can't understand what the big deal is,
I think that speaks to something about you.
Hey, she's got manners.
She's saying...
Calm it down.
You paid with a gift certificate for crying out loud.
You didn't even pay cash or credit card or nothing.
It's not even like it was your money.
Well, it was my money because I received it on my birthday
from somebody who gave me a present.
All right, hey, you guys, one second.
So, Marshall, did you really pay with a gift certificate?
Yes, I paid with a gift certificate, but that has no bearing on the situation.
I could have used that gift certificate in any other thing that I wanted to pay for,
but I chose to use it for our dinner.
Yeah, I'm not ripping on you for that at all.
Kristen, I'm asking you, did you not say thank you because you noticed that it was
a gift certificate and not his actual money?
No, I'm just saying that right
now because he's pissing me the f*** off.
It's ridiculous.
Marshall, don't you
think you're being a little bit too hard
nosed on this thank you thing?
Well, maybe I'm old fashioned, but I don't see
that, you know? This is ridiculous.
I've never heard of anyone getting so hung up on thank you this one time.
Well, yeah.
First it's this one time, and then, you know, in a relationship,
then it becomes forgetting birthdays or not really caring about birthdays,
anniversaries that you don't really give a crap about.
But, you know, here I am.
Wow, it sounds like you have a lot of baggage.
You know, it's not about baggage. It's about having common courtesy for your fellow human beings. It's very simple. And
speaking of common courtesy, and I hope that you will say thank you after this, Marshall,
I would love to send you guys out on a second date. Would you go out with Kristen again? I'll
pay for it. No, you don't even need to ask him because I'm not going on a date with him.
Kristen, listen, you know nothing about manners.
I do. It's rude not to at least ask.
So I'm asking Marshall
if he'll go out with you again.
Oh my gosh.
No, I would not like to go on another date with her.
And I would like to thank Kristen for losing
the number that I gave her.
You're welcome. And go ahead and
lose my yoga class and find another one.
It's not your yoga class, Kristen.
And you don't get to come anymore.
You can't do that.
Yes, I can. And you are banned from my yoga class forever.
Wow. Kristen, my gosh. Wow.
Kristen, you lost a potential second date,
and Marshall, you've lost your privileges to do yoga at her yoga studio.
Look, I don't care what she says.
I'm still showing up to that class.
Brooke and Jubal in the morning.
Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover,
that can be a huge bummer.
If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive
balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help.
That's right.
I'm Joel.
And I am Matt.
And we're from the How To Money Podcast.
Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch
your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got,
and just feel more in control of your money in general.
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