Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: That’s my Brother

Episode Date: June 28, 2016

It's not very often, we get an email from a girl... who wants to do a Second Date Update on BEHALF of her brother. And if you think THAT'S weird, just wait until we get the other girl on the phone. Hear what happens in the Second Date Update.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I feel like we're starting to have a trend develop in the second date updates, and I'm not sure we should continue it. Uh-oh. I can't decide. A while back, we had a mom email us to try to get her son a date. You guys remember that? Oh, that was a while back, we had a mom email us to try to get her son a date. You guys remember that? Oh, that was a while ago. That was a while ago. And since then, we've gotten a few in like that,

where people want to get a second date on somebody else's behalf. We don't often do them, but I figured we'd give it another shot today. Because right now, we have a guy's sister on the phone, and she wants to call a girl that he went out with to try to get him another date with this girl. This might not do so well. Her name is Christy. Christy, hello. How are you?

I'm okay. You know, I'm a little peeved, but I'm good. So you want to stand up for your brother today, huh? Oh, no. Yeah, because he's a great guy, but he can barely get out of bed because he's thinking about her. He's this depressed after one date? Did they only go on one date or had they been dating for a while? No, no, no.

Only one date. And he can't. And he's this depressed? Yeah. I talk to him all the time and he was really excited about this. And now he's blowing them off for like no reason whatsoever. And you know that there's no reason. Like he didn't tell you anything about their date where something could have gone wrong?

No, what could go wrong? Like I said, he's a great guy. And I think he makes our gender look really bad. She makes your gender look bad? This is a whole gender thing? Yeah, because it's like, come on, ladies. Let's just be cool at least. Yeah, I guess.

If you don't like her, why would you want her to go out with your brother? He likes her. And I want him to be happy. Christy, you realize that not calling somebody back is neither a male or female thing. We both do it. Like, both genders do it. It's not just all women.

I know, but it's like, everybody should be cool. But, like, she in particular, because now I'm affected. Because I hate seeing my little brother like this so you're upset for your brother that's understandable for my brother yeah why can't he do the second date update because he's heartbroken i told him he should email you guys but he's just trying to deal with it in his own private way and i'm like i want to to find answers because it's so sad to see him like moping around and he's crushed. What's your brother's name?

It's Logan. Logan, all right. And what's the name of the girl that you want to call today? Her name's Tina. All right. Tell us what you know about Tina and their date. Well, you know, I wasn't on their date or anything, but like Logan said that he met her at a party,

and he was just smitten from the get-go because she's, I think he said she's new to town. Like, she moved up somewhere from the south, but I forget. And they went on a date. He took her to a bar. They really hit it off. And they hooked up after the bar, but he was really quiet about the details but i know my you didn't ask your brother for all the sort of details of his sexual conquests he was being really respectful he's not one to like kiss and tell but he called me after the date

and telling me how much he really really liked her and how sweet she is and how cool she is. And he was just gushing about her, basically. So what did she do that was so horrible to your brother then? Just not calling him back is the horrible thing? Yeah, ever. Like, that's not cool. Okay. How did you get her phone number?

I took it off of his phone. Does he know that you're doing this? No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. This is why it breaks my heart. Because after the date, when he called me and was telling me everything, he basically said that he thinks this one, Tina, could go the distance. And I've never heard my brother say that before. Okay, don't you think you're going to scare her off, though? Even more? No, I mean, she's

already not calling him back, so there's no risk to it. Yeah, I mean, she doesn't want to talk to him anyway. All that's going to do is just seal the deal if she finds this annoying that you get her on the phone for a second date update. Or I could be the hero and get them back together again just because of some stupid reason that she's not calling him back again.

Okay. And he has no idea why? Has he told you anything? No. So if it's like some dumb girl reason, then I can clean it all up. And then if not, then I can give him a little like peace and closure what if what if she's just not attracted to your brother that's impossible he's adorable no i mean if he's not attracted to him which i find ridiculous then she should just say hey i'm not attracted to you

then he can move on and not be moping around all the time. And you don't think that it's crazy for your brother to be so invested in one date that he's moping? No, I think the heart wants what the heart wants. And I think it's great that he met somebody that he can at least acknowledge that he has feelings for. Like he's never had that before. He always just like meets chicks and like, you know, shrugs them off. Not in a bad way.

Like at least he returns their calls and texts but like we're a very communicative family let's just say that yeah it sounds like you guys are very close all right well we're gonna play a song come back call her and get your brother's second date update okay thank you right, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Anybody who has a brother or sister knows that if you want to be a good sibling, you have to help your brother or sister get that booty.

Oh, no. Am I right? No. Not what you do. When I'm right, I'm right. I remember being a young boy and guys would come over to pick up my sister for a date. I'd walk by the door, give them knuckles and be like, you hit it and you hit it hard, bro. And you don't step foot into this house again unless you hook up with my sister tonight. But that's because I'm a good brother.

And on the phone right now, we have a great sister. Her name is Christy, and she's calling to do a second date update on her brother Logan's behalf. I guess Logan went out on a date with this girl, seemed to really like her. Now the girl's not calling her back, and he's been moping around. So his sister, Christy, got this girl's number from his phone and wants to call her and ask why she's not calling her brother back. So we're about to call this girl right now. What's her name again? Tina. Tina. Oh, her name again? Tina.

Tina. Oh, my gosh, Christy. I mean, just even listening to the explanation of that, don't you think it sounds a little crazy? Okay, the way that Jubal explains it, it makes it seem like dirty and what it's all about. Hitting it or banging it or flipping it or whatever. All of those things.

Every single one of those. Like, with my brother and this girl Tina, it's like possibly true love. Okay, because you said that right after the date he called you and was like, this is the one big sister. And you were like, sweet, come over and cuddle with me. What? No. No.

I didn't say anything about cuddling at all. I'm just trying to get the guy a second date. That's all. You guys sound like a close brother and sister. I figure that's what you do. He calls, he's like, she's a great, and you're like, come on over, we'll spoon and talk about it. I'm actually with Jubal on this interpretation. No!

Can you just please make the call and find out why I'm not calling back? I'll call her right now, alright? Okay, thank you. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Tina, please? This is Tina. Hey, Tina, how are you?

This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Hi, I don't know if I understand. This is Jubal from brook and jubel in the morning it's a morning radio show okay we recently got an email about you from one of our listeners what yeah they asked if i could get you on the phone to find out why you're not calling them back for a date? Are you serious? I am 100% serious. The guy that I'm talking about today, his name is Logan. Oh, my God. And I guess Logan has been trying to get a hold of you since you guys went out, but you have not been responding to any of his text messages or phone calls.

I can't believe this. This is so weird. Can I ask you a few questions about Logan? Okay. Where'd you guys meet? We just, we met at a party. Did you like Logan? I'm kind of new to the area and he like right away was smiling and chatting with me and

it was nice to feel welcome. And so we went out and stuff. And I mean,, right away was smiling and chatting with me. And it was nice to feel welcome. And so we went out and stuff. And, I mean, I thought he was great, you know. But I just don't think that he's for me. Why not? Well, something happened after the date that I just thought was a little inappropriate. And it's not really the kind of girl I am. And I just.

I don't know much about your date. I just know how you guys met and that he's been trying to get a hold of you. Did you guys, like, make out or anything like that? Such a weird question. I know. Well, I mean, I just want to know. My mind goes, like, what could have happened that was inappropriate? So I'm just wondering if he did or tried to go too far.

I would say you're making me blush here. Um, I would say we, we kiss and dinner was nice. And then, then we went our own ways. I'm, I'm a good girl from the South,

you know? And, uh, anyways, uh, I got this text from him and I was so excited. It said, Hey,

I had a great time. And I said, yeah, I had a great time. Dinner was great and um then he said uh you know so how about some dessert and then he

he sent a picture of his junk to me are you serious guys are so terrible at this you know what Tina I don't know what I apologize on behalf of all dudes but I know how it is, and I know so many guys that as soon as they start talking to a girl, they're like, oh, she said hi to me. Might as

well pepper her phone with some junk pics. Yeah. She's not like who I am, you know. It's not like how any girl is. And did he actually use a dessert line with it? That is so bad. Yeah. Pretty low-brow dessert. He could have used a way better line line and then you would have been interested.

I don't know about that. So have you talked to him at all since that picture? I don't think he merits a response. Like he's on a different page that's not interested. So I figure, you know, cut it off and make it simple why he's not for me. That's interesting because apparently he doesn't know any reason why you wouldn't be calling him back. I can't believe that. Or at least that's what he said to his sister,

who is actually on the other line right now and wants to talk to you about her brother. So weird. What? Yeah. His sister, Christy, is listening to this phone call. And she emailed us because she wants to try to get him a second date with you. Christy, are you there? Hi, Tina.

Oh my God. Christy, did you hear what your brother did? Oh no. Yeah, and I just, I have to say, like, that's it? That's the only reason

why you're not calling my brother back? What? Because of some dick? You don't think that that's the only reason why you're not calling my brother back. What? Because of some dick. You don't think that that's horrible? No. Are you serious? Everybody does that.

Don't you think everybody does that? Where I'm from, people don't just, like, do that. I mean, at least not, like, people that I would hang out with. From the right side of the track. You know, don't pretend to be little miss innocent i mean it's what you do i mean send him something back send him a boob clearly i mean i don't know what kind of girl you think i am but i am not the kind that starts like sending pictures after the first date it's not like we were dating three years

or something. I don't see what the problem is. This is how dating works now. Christy, I think what Tina's problem is that your brother did it right after their first date and then also made a comment about like, hey, you want dessert? Boom. This is on the menu

right now. Chef's special. I will work with him with his lines, I guess. It's not so much the line. I don't need to work on anything. It's very clear what kind of guy he is, and it's very clear that I am not interested. How dare you say that about my brother, you bitch. What is happening? I'm confused.

Are you serious? He's a guy. Every guy does this. And every guy thinks that every girl wants this, even though we really don't. But you just go along with it. You smile back. Just go along with it. Send him back an emoji with, like, a wink and a kiss.

Throwing a kiss. Just go with it. Oh, my God. What is wrong with you? You know how lucky any girl would be to get pictures of my brother? I mean, and you got it. Oh, my God. What is wrong with you? You know how lucky any girl would be to get pictures of my brother? I mean, and you got it. He sent it to you. So come on.

Just be grateful. Be grateful. Are you out of your mind? This is your brother. That's right, you skank. And nobody gets to respect my brother. Do you even know what skank means? Do you even know what scared means?

Do you even know what scared means? Your brother is a little scared. I don't know. I think what Christy's saying, Tina, is the fact that you wouldn't engage with sexting with her brother after a first date. You are a scared. How dare you, Tina? You are crazy, girl.

You need some, like, family counseling or something. I don't understand what's going on with you. Hey, Tina, at this point, I would love to ask if you'll go out on a second date with Logan, her brother. I will pay for a second date for you guys to go out. Absolutely not. I know what he's like and now I know that he's from a family of nutties. Well, thank you for your time, Tina. Christy, I'm sorry you couldn't get your brother a second date. She doesn't deserve to be in the same room with him, so good riddance. Yeah.

Not in the same room, let alone get one of his d*** pics, right? Takes a special woman to receive a picture from that guy. Hell yeah, that's my brother right there. Broken Jubal in the morning. We're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly

sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer.

If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hi, I'm Ed Zitron, host of the Better Offline podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada to cover the Consumer Electronics Show, tech's biggest conference. Better Offline's CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell

or do to you in 2025. I'll be joined by David Roth at Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr. With guest appearances from Behind the Bastards Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis, and a few surprise guests throughout the show. Listen to Better Offline on the

iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts from.