Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: The Adult Virgin

Episode Date: February 25, 2015

In today's Second Date Update...one of our listeners, Tara, went out with a real-life adult virgin. And now she's worried, that she MAY have taken things a little too far. Find out what REALLY happened in the Second Date Update.(Image Courtesy: Berge Gazen. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Something that I never want to do. She went on a date with an adult virgin. Sounds terrible to me, but that's who she wants us to call today is a guy named Marcus. And apparently that's one of the issues that she thinks might have been kind of weird on her date

is that the dude is an adult and he's a virgin. And I don't know, we'll get into it. But Tara, how are you doing? Hi, guys. I can't believe we're already dubbing her date Marcus the adult virgin that's what you have to do that's what you have to do first of all how did you meet this dude um I met him on a dating site okay I was gonna say what website was it adultvirgins.com yeah were you like trolling for virions online? No, no.

No, it was.com. Okay, all right. And what were you attracted to online about him? We had a lot in common, and he just seemed like, okay, I don't want to sound weird, but he seemed like genuine kind of innocent in a way and I just he seemed really sweet okay how long did you guys chat online before you decided to go out four or five days like we had been like getting a really nice connection with each other which I thought was really cool like oh this is a real guy like I could have a real date with him is this the first time you've ever online dated? I've done the cheapo

app ones on your phone. The hookup ones? A little bit of tender, a little bit of plenty of fish, things like that. Yeah. Those aren't where you find the prime grade A beef online. You know what I mean? Yeah. It wasn't like the freebie ones where they just

wanted to hook up with you. It was like he seemed like he actually wanted to have a conversation. Of course not. Those ones probably scare him. He's a virgin. So what did you guys end up doing when you went out? We started off and went to a bar, really low key. We just got some drinks.

Did he seem nervous or, you know, did he feel the stereotype, I guess, of a virgin? I mean, there was definitely more of a sweet quality to him than any other guy I had really gone out on a date with. He wasn't pushy. He was a little flirty, but I don't know. I could feel very comfortable with him.

So how was the actual date? When you guys were out having drinks, was everything cool? Yeah, it was cool. It was like having really nice conversations and drinking and finding out more about each other. I think it was a really good first date. And how did everything end with you guys? Did he seem like he enjoyed himself?

Well, the date actually continued after we got drinks. Oh, okay. We actually went back to my apartment. Oh. Well, aren't you just forward with the adult version?

What'd you guys do at your apartment, and how'd you lure him back there, Candy? It was very innocent. Literally, I just said, want to keep hanging out? My apartment was very close to the bar. We wanted to go back, watch a movie. And we, you know, we kissed and stuff. Nothing like, you know. So you guys actually watched a movie together?

I mean, we started watching a movie. And then you made out a little bit. Yeah. Well, yeah. But that quickly began us getting a little physical. Oh. How physical? For him, like holding hands?

I mean, we didn't have sex, let's just say that, but we, you know, we got to know each other. I was hoping you got to demolish his V-collar. On the first night? Yeah. He's like, F it. So you guys messed around a little bit. I mean, we fooled around and we had been drinking. So now I'm starting to think that maybe I pushed him a little bit or something.

I don't know. I kind of feel bad that maybe he didn't necessarily want to do that. Did he seem like he was bothered by it? I mean, everything you've told me just sounds like he was into it. I mean, he was into it while we were doing it, but it was kind of an abrupt end. He kind of was like, I got to go. I'll call you tomorrow. Oh, wow.

And kind of just left. Okay. Maybe he was just worried that things were going to progress too quickly from that point. Yeah, but I don't know. I mean, it's been like 10 days now, and I haven't even heard from him. So maybe he's just frustrated with me because I was moving too quickly for him, and he already kind of, you know, told me his deal, and maybe I kind of like stepped over.

You know what? I never asked you this question, Tara. Are you a virgin? I am not a virgin. She laughs. Well, I just wanted to make sure. We're making fun of this guy going like oh, he's a virgin. But you could have been too. I had no idea. I mean, I don't want to just like label you as not a virgin if you are.

She's an aggressive virgin. So how many dudes? Oh, come on, Jubal. Not gonna get Alright I don't need that information I guess What's the last thing

That he said to you Before he left? Literally the last thing He said was He would call me the next day And he hasn't called you The next day No

Alright I think that's a good sign That maybe he doesn't Want to talk to you Alright well We'll play a song Come back Call him And get your second date update Okay? Alright thank you guys sign that maybe he doesn't want to talk to you. Alright, well, we'll play a song, come back, call him, and get your second date update, okay? Alright, thank you guys.

Alright, hang on. Moving 92.5 Brooke and Jubal in the Morning Second Date Update If you're just tuning in for the second part of your second date update, it's sort of a role reversal today. Tara is on the phone, and she wants us to call this guy named Marcus.

Tara thinks he might have been a little scared, and she might have been moving too fast for him. Because that dude is a virgin. Nothing wrong with that. Tara is definitely not a virgin, right, Tara? No, I'm not a virgin. But Tara feels like maybe when they were messing around after their date, they went back to her house. She feels like she might have been moving too fast for him because the dude is a virgin. Do you think he's going to be really upset that you've broadcast on the radio that he's a virgin?

He didn't seem too embarrassed about him being a virgin. So I don't know. I think he'll be all right. I guess I never asked you how old he was. How old is he? He's 28. If you've been a virgin at 28 years old you're probably used to it by now. Alright, I'm going to dial the phone number

see if we can get him on the phone and find out exactly why he's not calling you back, okay? Alright, thanks guys. Hello? Hey, can I speak to Marcus, please? Yeah, this is him. Hey, Marcus, how you doing? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.

From who? Brook and Jubal in the Morning, the radio show. Okay. I'm calling you because you recently went on a date with one of our listeners, and they emailed me about you. Really? Yeah. And apparently now you're not calling her back. Okay. Who is it?

Her name is Tara. Do you remember going out with a girl named Tara? Yeah. Okay. Well, Tara sent us an email and said that she really enjoyed your time together, but apparently it's been like 10 days and you haven't called her when you said you would. So she asked me to get you on the phone and find out if she did something wrong on the date. Okay, what'd she tell you?

She said that you guys met online, went out for drinks, ended up back at her place, kind of, you know, made out, messed around a little bit, and then at some point you just said that you needed to slow, went out for drinks, ended up back at her place, kind of, you know, made out, messed around a little bit, and then at some point you just said that you needed to slow down and then you left. So, she told you about our date? Yeah. It's in the segment we do called the Second Date Update. Somebody emails us, they tell

us all about the date, and then we see if we can get that person on the phone. And today, that person is you, Marcus. Okay. Do you have a few minutes to talk to us about your date with Tara? I guess. Okay. So did you like Tara? Yeah, Tara was nice.

Okay, so everything was good, but you're not calling her back when you said you would because? Yeah, things moved a little too fast, I guess you could say. Okay. You know, when we talked to Tara, she told us about that. She was worried that maybe she moved too quick for you. She mentioned that you have never been with a woman before. She told you everything. Yeah.

But that's fine, dude. Hey, that's your thing. Whatever. Who cares? But that's what she told us, and she thinks that maybe she tried to move too fast for you, and that scared you off. I think she's right. She's right. Oh, wow.

Okay. But if she knows that, I mean, wouldn't it be grounds to never call her again? Wouldn't she just want to talk about that with her? I just don't know if I'm her type of guy. What do you mean by that? Maybe she needs someone, I don't know, a little more her speed. Okay. Are you just looking for somebody who just is not interested in sex at all right now?

No, I want someone interested in sex, I guess, but just maybe on my terms, very, very slow. Marcus, can you just tell us what happened to make you feel uncomfortable so that we can at least let her know. Because she's really curious as to why you're not calling her back. All right. Well, things got a little physical. I mean, we kissed a little. I guess she kissed my neck. I don't know.

We were getting a little physical. Okay. And was that it then? It was just too physical for you with the kissing? I mean, she did tell us that you guys made out and messed around a little bit. Yeah, and then she started to take my shirt off. Okay. Yeah.

And she's, like, kissing my neck, and then she goes down and licks my armpit. What? Wait. What do you mean? She licked your armpit. No. On purpose? I don't know.

I can see how that would make you feel uncomfortable, though, especially if your armpit's hairy. Gross. Men's armpits are not attractive. I just can't believe that would be intentional. Well, I guess it was kind of on the side of my armpit, like in the area. She was licking the area. Okay. So you can't really hold that against her, then, because it's not like she grabbed your arm, held your hand in the air, and just licking the area. So you can't really hold that against her then because it's not like

she grabbed your arm, held your hand in the air and just licked your pit. Maybe she didn't mean to do that. Did it totally kill the mood right then and you just wanted to stop? It was actually what she did next that really killed the mood and I said I need

to end this. I gotta get out of here. What could top licking your armpit be? Well, she's in that area, and then she comes up and whispers in my ear, can I blow air into your butt? What? Excuse me, what? No. Could you repeat that?

There's no way. Can I blow air into your butt? No. She did not whisper in your ear asking permission to blow air into your backside. I've never even heard of that. It was so weird. Are you serious, Marcus? Marcus, you're 100% serious with me right now.

How would you lie about that? I don't know why you would lie. She asked me if she could blow air in my butt. Wow. Is that like a thing that I don't know about? I've never heard of that before, but I know a way to find out. Marcus, Tara is actually on the other line listening right now. What?

Yeah. And I need to know from her. Tara, did you ask Marcus if you could blow air into his bottom? I don't even want to talk right now. I am mortified. Yeah, this is kind of awkward. Marcus, I did not say that. I did not say anything like that.

You didn't say, can I blow air into my butt? Oh, my God. No, I don't even butt? Oh, my God. No, I don't even understand. Oh, my God. Well, Tara, how could Marcus mishear that? I didn't say anything like that at all. I said, oh, my God. I was asking if you like it when people blow air into your ear.

How do you get... Still weird. Yeah, but how do you get... Into the ear. I heard, can I blow air into my rear? Are you...

Oh. So you thought she said, can I blow air into your rear? Yeah, that's what I thought. Man. That's amazing, Marcus. He is a virgin.

You must have been so shocked when you heard that. If somebody had asked me that, can I blow air into your rear, I wouldn't have known what to say. What do you say to that? I just had to get out, I guess. We don't blame you for that one. Yeah. I am, first of all, I'm mortified that you went a week thinking that I had said that to you. I was trying so hard to be respectful, because I really like you, and I've been so embarrassed because you thought I was just going too far, and I guess you did think that.

Yeah. I guess it's my fault then, I mean. Just a failure to communicate. Yeah, just bad communication there. That's what it is, because I, Marcus, I really like you. I think we had a really good date. No, I had a great time

until you told me you wanted to blow air into my butt. And that's when things got out of hand. Well, now that you know she didn't tell you that, Marcus, would you like to go out with Tara again? I will pay for a second date for you guys. Absolutely. I mean, as long as there's no blowing air into Rears, I'm there. Tara, can you guarantee me?

I don't know if anybody's ever asked you this before, before you go on a date, but can you guarantee me, Tara, that you will not blow air into Marcus's backside? Unless he asks for it, but I'm not. No, I will not. Alright, Marcus, you have the no air in the bum guarantee. Yes! And you guys are going to go out on a second date, okay?

Thank you, thank you. Congratulations, Tara. You got your second date. Yay! Thank you so much. See, that's why we have second date updates, to fix these kind of problems, you know? Broken Jubal in the morning. Getting lots

of text messages in at 78592 about today's second date update. Lots of them with the hashtag blow air in your butt, which I like. If you missed today's second date update, you have to go online later. Listen to it at movie925.com.

Just a few of the text messages that came in, though. This Second Date Update was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Another one says, What's wrong with that guy who wouldn't want to be treated like a balloon? And I agree. I absolutely agree. And another one that said, I'm totally going to ask my boyfriend tonight if I can blow air in his rear.

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