Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: The Fake Tooth

Episode Date: October 21, 2013

Steve has a special party trick that he tried out during his dinner date with Amanda... but she doesn't seem to be very impressed. We think Steve learns a VERY VALUABLE lesson in today's Second Date Update. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. People, my people, what's up? This is Questlove. Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up another season of Questlove Supreme.

Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season, but you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. But, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, Eve,

Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You gotta check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I personally love it when we get emails like this regarding a second date update. In the subject line, it simply says, i think i might have screwed up the date well at least they're honest and aware yep you should probably take out the i think and just say i did yeah if you think you did you probably did we're talking to steve right now who emailed us about a girl named amanda what's up steve hey guys i really appreciate your time on this. I'm just befuddled here. You sound like a sad puppy, Steve.

Yeah. Yeah, I am. I am. I hope you guys can help me. Yeah, you want us to call a girl named Amanda today. Tell us about when you met her. Well, I worked down at one of the kiosks down at the mall. Nice. She works at one of the department stores.

Oh, okay. Nice. So you're one of the guys that tries to sell me a cell phone and I grab my keys and act like I'm doing something else to avoid eye contact. No, I'm one of the guys that tries to sell the Lursians for your hands. Oh, you're a Lursian guy. I take full advantage of you guys.

I stare you directly in the eyes while you're applying Lursian to my hands. That's gross. So tell us about the date with Amanda. I mean, she is really cute. I mean, I'm completely taken by her. And, you know, we had been talking for a little while, and I finally texted her to go out, you know, and she said yes. And I think I just messed up.

What did you plan for the date? What did you guys do? Well, I'm a huge fan. I hate to even tell Jubal this, but I am a huge fan of Red Robin. Yeah. I love Red Robin. Dude. There's nothing wrong with a little Dirty Bird once in a while.

A little bottomless fries. They have the best fry dip in the universe. Yeah. They do. The garlic French fries are awesome. I mean, they got Harrison Ford hanging on the walls of Indiana Jones. Poster and Darth Vader and all that. Bonsai burger.

You shouldn't be ashamed to tell me this. I'm on board. This is turning into a Red Robin ad. I kind of want to go on a date with Steve to Red Robin now. He's kind of hungry. Steve, what was the problem with Red Robin? I've been out on a first date at Red Robin. She just didn't act impressed. As awesome as Red Robin is,

it's not considered an upscale restaurant. It's kind of nice to have something casual for your first date when there's a lot of pressure on it. But you could see how some girls might not be into that. Was taking her to Red Robin the only bad thing about the date? Well, sometimes when I get a little nervous, I tell jokes. And I do this thing with my front tooth. So I have a fake front tooth. Nice.

Steve, did you take it out? We were talking about smiles and dentistry, and she has beautiful teeth. And I took it out to show it to her. I don't know how we got on. Oh, gross. Boys, Steve, you're an idiot. Why would you take out your tooth? What are you thinking?

That's not really a joke, dude. I have dated a guy that had to take it out when he ate dinner, and I'll tell you what, you take a front tooth out of anybody and you are absolutely unsexy. It doesn't matter if you're Brad Pitt or Ryan Gosling. Okay, well, I mean, that's just something I do. It's kind of a joke, kind of a lightness situation. What do you do? How do you joke about it?

Now it's here, now it's not. What? Oh, my tooth hurts. Magic tricks. Hey, waiter, there's a tooth in my fries. That kind of stuff. I'm just curious how it's a joke. It's something I do when I get a little nervous.

She wasn't excited about Red Robin. I said, hey, you know, watch this. I can whistle. We were talking about teeth. I pulled out my tooth and I'm like... And what was her reaction? Was it like my reaction? Did she have a hard time making eye contact with you after that? I could tell

things were going downhill. She was just not thrilled and I just, you know... Yeah, that kind of happened. So how did the date end then? I had taken her home I had leaned in for a kiss and she jumped out of the car and kind of gave me a high five

and she's not returning my text messages. Yeah, nobody wants a tooth just falling out of your mouth into hers at any point. Who knows what could happen during a make-out session. When she walked into the house, I screamed to her, was it the tooth? What? No.

Are you trying to make a joke? She's going up her doorstep? I was. Oh my God. That's awesome. Alright, well, we're going to play a song. Come back, call her, and get your second date update, alright? Just hang on, man. Yeah, thanks. I appreciate it. Moving 92.5.

Rook and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. If you're just tuning into the Second Date Update, Steve wants us to call Amanda because he took her to Red Robin. He thinks he might have screwed up the date there because it wasn't a classy enough joint for her. But he also took his tooth out on the date in an attempt at humor. It's interesting. It's not a good party trick.

Okay? At all. At all. And he said after he took his tooth out, he could kind of tell that she was turned off by it. The date ended with her high-fiving him, running to her door, and him yelling, was it the tooth? Trying to make another joke about it. He just doesn't know when they end, does he?

Okay, Steve, we're going to call it right now and see if we can figure out what the problem is. Excellent. If it is the tooth, do you think you can convince her to go out with you again? I surely hope so. I surely hope so. I mean, it's a missing tooth, not a missing heart. Here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Amanda, please?

This is she. Hey, Amanda, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning on Moving 92.5. Really? Yeah. Why are you calling? Because somebody emailed us about you that you recently went on a date with. Who? A guy named Steve.

And Steve really likes you and would love to go out with you again, but he says that you're not calling him back. So he emailed us to ask if we would call you and find out why. Yeah. Well, what did he say in the email? He said that you're gorgeous and he enjoyed going out with you. He said that he took you to Red Robin and he feels like that might not have been a classy enough place for you

and you were turned off by going to Red Robin. Red Robin was fine. I didn't mind that. Did he tell you what happened at dinner? Well, he did tell us a little story about pulling his tooth out, which we thought was kind of an odd way of trying to impress you on a first date, but was it the tooth? It was disgusting.

Thank you, Amanda. Why would you ever, ever do that? I mean, like, instant turn off. Are you kidding me? Yeah. Like, why would you show me that? Like, it's one thing to do it around your buddies. It's another thing to do it on a date.

Yeah. On a first date. What did he do with the tooth? That's what I was curious about. Like, how did he try to be funny with it? What did he do? He was like, oh, I have something weird, and pulled out his tooth and put it on a napkin and then started whistling through the hole in his mouth.

Wasn't any preparation for it. It was like as if he was trying to do stupid human tricks on his first date. Yeah. Right. So you can't get over the fact that he has the fake tooth. That and then I was at work with one of my friends who is better acquainted with Steve than I. And she said that he uses that as, like, a party trick

to get free stuff in restaurants. Like, he'll complain to the waitress that something he was eating was so hard that it knocked his tooth out. Oh, no way! Hey, come on. Oh, my God. What are you talking about?

Hey, Amanda? Yeah? Steve is actually on the other line right now and heard everything you just said. Oh, my God. Are you kidding? Amanda, it's Steve. Is that the reason why you don't want to go back out with me, Amanda? I mean, it's a missing piece.

Steve, do you use your tooth to get discounts? I did it one time. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. That would totally work, too. Let me tell you why. I got stuck. I got stuck with the bar bill.

I made a bet. I lost against my friend, and it was a huge bill. I just didn't have the money, and I was like, I took the tooth out and said, you know, I chipped it on a wing. You know, I came out with a wing. Okay, taking a tooth out is a little bit more than chipping it, dude. That is, I swallowed it with a wing. Okay, taking it to that is a little bit more than chipping it, dude. That is... that is I swallowed it. What is wrong with you?

I mean, how would you feel if a woman, like, did a party trick where she put a piece of spaghetti through her nose and it pulled it out her mouth? Hot. No! You guys are such liars! That's my standards. Look, I was a little nervous. You're a beautiful woman. I do that when I'm nervous. I promise you. Give me another chance.

Listen, I need to give you some advice. On future dates, don't take your tooth out of your mouth. Nobody wants to go on a date with Toothless Steve. I'm a good guy. I got a decent job, you know. What can I say to convince you to go out on a second date with me? I mean, what's the harm? Dude, there's not anything you can say to me.

It's just, at this point, I think you just need to call it quits. Hey, Amanda? Yes? At this point, I would like to ask if you'd go on a second date with Steve, we will pay for it. He'll keep his tooth in. Steve, will you keep your tooth in? Amanda, I solemnly swear, I'll

get the tooth bonded in. Are you attracted to him at all after that, Amanda? No. Sorry, man. You're gonna have to pick some other chick you really like and keep your tooth in your mouth the whole time. Oh my gosh.

Well, is your friend Tina available? All right. He moves on quickly. Amanda, thank you for your time. I appreciate you doing the second date update with us. Sure thing. And being honest. Steve, I will say this.

I've been looking for a buddy who I can hang out with to get me discounts. You and me. Let's go. Buffalo Wild Wings, what do you say? It discounts. You and me. Let's go. Buffalo Wild Wings. What do you say? It's a deal, man. Let's do it. Broken Jubal in the morning. I want to be free.

Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives

you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. People, my people, what's up?

This is Questlove. Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up another season of Questlove Supreme. Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season, but, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr,

E., Jonathan Schechter, Billy mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, E., Jonathan Sheckner, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You gotta check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.