Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: The "Hot Guy" at the Gym
Episode Date: November 20, 2013If you like somebody, you should let them know you like them... but do it the RIGHT WAY. You'll find out the WRONG WAY when you hear Ashley & Jeremy's date in the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Cre...ative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Ruck and Jubal's second date update.
You know what's annoying when you go on dates,
and I've had this happen to me for, God, all my life,
is when you're on a date with a girl
and she just won't stop talking about your body.
Oh, yeah.
You know?
That must suck, Jubal.
Non-stop, yeah.
It must be so hard.
You're like, I get it.
I see it every morning.
Understand, all right?
I'm amazed, too.
Can we please move on to a different subject?
That's what Ashley actually did on her date.
Ashley, how are you?
Hey, guys.
I'm good.
How are you?
What's up?
Wait, Ashley.
Ashley, could you please tone down a little bit?
Okay, I know my abs are.
You're doing it again.
I'm confused, Ashley.
You were talking about the dude's body or you were talking about your body the entire time?
I was talking about his, actually.
I was really nervous.
Explain how you met the guy, first of all, and it'll maybe make sense to people.
I met him because I see him at the gym all the time.
And, you know, he's just really hot.
He's like one of those guys who wears, like, a tank top and, like, you can see his body.
Oh, yeah, like the cutoff.
And he's, like, he's got this, you know, light hair hair and when he like this like perfect light hair but not too perfect i just see the fluorescent light
shimmering on it right now i i thought maybe you had casually looked at this guy
now i know that you've been like he always looks amazing but it doesn't look like he's
trying to look amazing it's not like he like he doesn't like he'd spend all morning doing his hair
except you know he has right you realize that he has He's trying to look amazing. It's not like he, like, he doesn't look like he spent all morning doing his hair.
Except you know he has, right?
You realize that he has been.
But I never talked to him once.
I didn't actually meet him until I was at a bar one night, and he was there.
And he came over, and he was like, you know, hey, don't I know you?
And I was like, yeah, you know, we go to the same gym.
What were you thinking when the hot guy at the gym who you've been lusting after for months finally walked up to you in the bar? Were you freaking out? Probably, oh crap, he saw me in the locker room.
It's funny, actually at the bar I was much more
chill than I usually am. Maybe because I just was drinking. I felt kind of
comfortable and we actually had a really nice chat. We had a really good time.
So he asked for your number and you guys went out yeah what'd you guys do on your
date we went to a Mexican restaurant oh my god more importantly what did you
wear for the hottest guy at the gym I mean that had to have been a hard night
of decisions I enlisted my two best friends yeah it was a four-day process
I know I believe me so We made a custom dress.
Yeah.
So you go out on the date with the hot guy from the gym who you've been looking at for a long time now, wanting him.
Seems so weird.
I know, doesn't it?
Oh, God.
And your email said that during the date you got nervous and just kept talking about his body.
Oh, no.
What did you do?
Give us an example.
I mean, just like I thought that his, you know,
he has really great pecs and I noticed him at the gym because, you know,
whenever he lifts weights, I like notice it.
Did he seem like he was, you know,
complimented into you talking about his body so much?
It was a little, like, I honestly,
I felt a little weird just because I didn't know what to say, but he didn't
seem, like, weirded out by it or
anything like that. She's nice.
She's, like, ordering things, like, I'll
take the duck with a side
of pecs. I mean,
Pepsi?
Do you have Pepsi? That's what I meant.
Do you think it came off like you
had been stalking him at the gym for a
long time?
I hope not.
I mean, it wasn't that bad.
It just was nice to him.
I mean, I was complimenting him.
Maybe he's upset you didn't talk about his body enough.
Yeah.
Well, that would be the case if you went out with Jubal. That would bother me.
Can't we mention my pecs four times?
What about my abs?
I work equally hard on those, okay?
So how did your date end then?
At the end of the date date he walked me to my car
and it was like
it was a little awkward because
we were both kind of just looking at each other
like, are we gonna kiss?
Are we not gonna kiss? Oh, I hate that.
It's such an awesome moment. But I mean, it was finally
he did lean in and he kissed me. Yes!
Yes! And how was it?
I was a little giddy about it.
It was, you know, it was really nice.
And you just like,
you're like,
my God, your lips are just as strong as your arms,
which by the way,
I felt while you were kissing me.
And are those cantaloupes?
Those are huge.
So did he say he was going to call you later
and you guys are going to go out again?
Well, yeah, like, you know,
usually, you know, after the kiss, you know, we were like, okay, we had a great time and, you know, excited to see you soon.
Have you seen him at the gym since?
No.
I tried calling him twice and I left him a message and, you know, I haven't heard back from him and I have not seen him at the gym since our date.
All right.
We're going to play a song, come back, call him and get your second date update, okay?
Okay.
Moving 92.5.
Brooke and Jubal in the morning.
Second date update.
Every buff dude in the listening area that works out a ton
has got their cell phone out right now going,
just waiting for it to ring.
Just waiting for that phone call.
Ashley is on the phone, ashley emailed us about a guy that she wants to call today who blew her off after their date she admired him at the
gym from afar finally met him in a bar they ended up going out for dinner but during the dinner she
was so nervous because it was the hot dude at the gym that asked her out she spent most of the date
talking about how great his body is and thought maybe she went a little overboard. You did end the night with a kiss, though,
and the promise of another date. How long has it been since you've heard from him, Ashley?
The last time I heard from him was our date, which was about a week ago.
And I feel like you've got a lot invested in this because you've got a huge crush on this guy
and I want it to work out well. Are you going to be devastated if he says something mean?
Well, yeah, I'm nervous.
Okay.
I'm definitely nervous.
All right.
No, I'm just, I'm worried for you.
I'm going to call him right now, okay?
Okay.
Hello?
Hey, is this Jeremy?
Yeah, this is Jeremy.
Hey, Jeremy, this is Chaz from bodybuilding.com.
Your latest protein shipment didn't go through okay.
I just wanted to let you know.
Give me a heads up.
Come on, Jubal.
Hey, Jeremy, this is actually Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning.
I'm moving 92.5. How are you?
So I'm on the radio.
Yes.
Calm down the excitement.
You are.
We're doing a new segment where we're doing like a fitness
segment we heard you're really fit oh come on so i want to see you is this a prank call or something
no it isn't it isn't you actually went out on a date recently with a girl named ashley
and ashley wanted us to call you because she enjoyed your date very much thought thought you were really cool, and wanted to go out with you again,
but you haven't called her since you guys went out,
so she's wondering if she did something wrong on the date
or if there's a particular reason you're not into her.
Oh.
She did say that you were a rather attractive dude
and you're the hot guy at the gym and you've got a great body.
Okay.
Don't make her sound too disgusting.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, she talked about that a lot, which is nice.
Now, when we talk to her, she says that she realizes she may have been a little overboard about talking about your physique.
But that's because she was nervous.
And she didn't know how to handle it because she's had a crush on you forever, I guess.
Okay, jubile.
Wait, that's why she thinks I didn't call her back?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
I mean, I appreciated the compliment.
I mean, it only got weird when she, like, made me flex, which was a little uncomfortable.
So was the flexing the part that sent you over the edge and you just...
I mean, that was funny.
It was funny in an uncomfortable sort of way.
But, no, the actual dinner was fine it was the party afterwards and she so she didn't mention that huh
no she said that after dinner you guys like went back to the car and kissed for a minute and then
oh yeah no no i mean like when she uh gave up the message yeah And it was something else, man.
Let me tell you.
Uh-oh.
Her voicemail?
Yeah.
I don't even know how to describe it.
Basically,
she just, like,
started getting all, like,
weirdly sexual on the voicemail.
Like,
talking about how she was looking forward
to, like,
tying me up with a jump rope.
What?
What?
And she thought that, you know, like, maybe I could bench press her in the, I don't even
know if she means in the gym or the bedroom, I couldn't tell, but.
So she's making awkward sexual gym references?
Yeah, and then she ended the message with, you know that Katy Perry song?
She says, I'm going to make you roar.
However it goes.
Roar?
Roar?
Roar?
Are you f***ing me right now?
Oh.
How can you do that?
That is supposed to be private.
Jeremy, Jeremy,
Ashley is actually on the phone right now
and just heard you tell us that.
Oh, Ashley.
Oh, my God.
I am going to die right now.
I cannot believe you just told him
that I said that.
That was private.
What?
Why did you think I didn't call you back?
Are you kidding me?
I said those things because I thought the guys liked that kind of stuff.
I mean, aren't you a man?
Don't you like that kind of thing?
After a first date, we kiss nicely on the lips,
and the next thing you pull out is,
you want me to bench press you in a sauna?
Oh, my God.
I cannot believe you're telling them that I said that.
That was not meant for their ears.
That was meant for yours.
I'm not, like, crazy.
And I thought that that was stuff that, like, guys would like.
You know?
I mean, like, I thought we were moving forward with things.
Like, I was not meant to be creepy.
Ashley, there's plenty of dudes out there who have pressed a little too hard at the beginning of meeting somebody, too.
I think everybody in this room has been guilty of it in one way or another, so we're not really judging you.
But why Katy Perry roar at the end of it?
Oh, God.
Well, it was playing at the restaurant that we were at.
So it was in my head.
I just thought it would be cute and funny.
Yeah, I don't really remember that.
But cool reference.
I didn't mean that it was our song.
I just meant that it was playing at the restaurant.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry. I guess I was just mean that it was our song. I just meant that it was playing at the restaurant. Oh, God. I'm sorry.
I guess I was just too busy
flexing for you.
Well, I mean, maybe
you were just flexing
because you literally
had nothing else to say
and I needed to keep
this conversation going somehow.
Oh, Ashley.
Yeah, you got me.
Oh, no.
Jeremy, do you understand her explanation at all? I mean, you could give her a... Because you liked the girl, right? I mean, you got me. Oh, no. Jeremy, do you understand her explanation at all?
I mean, you could give her a look.
Because you liked the girl, right?
I mean, you kissed her.
Everything was great.
You were going to call her back.
I liked the girl that I talked to at the restaurant,
but the girl on the phone was just somebody else.
You know what?
I think that you're just actually a really mean person
because I really liked you,
and I thought that we could have fun,
and I thought we could do things,
and I think that you're just actually being really mean right now.
Ashley, now that you put that out there,
I want to say this.
Love to offer you guys a second chance
to go out and rekindle this romance.
Jeremy, would you like to go out with Ashley again?
We will pay for the date.
You will pay for the date. You will pay for the date.
Yes.
Jump ropes and all.
Come on, give her a second chance.
I mean, I know she's a little defensive right now.
Ashley, have I humiliated you to the point that you don't want to go on the date with me?
I don't know.
I'm really on the fence right now, honestly.
Yeah.
So this doesn't sound like fun for either of us.
All right.
And Ashley.
But now you guys are going to have to see each other awkwardly at the gym.
It's going to be great.
Don't worry about that. I'm working out of my buddy's gym now.
He started going to work.
Oh, that's why.
All right, Ashley.
Well, that's why.
Maybe you want to take it a little slower next time, okay?
Yeah.
And Jeremy, I do have to question your smarts a little bit, because if I ever got a message like that from any woman, even the receptionist here at work, I'd be like, in. Let's do this.
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