Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: The Trifecta

Episode Date: November 6, 2013

Kelly and Josh ended up hooking up a little bit on their first date... But once Josh got her top off, he saw something that he didn't like. Listen to the Second Date Update PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's second date update. Jose, have you ever met a woman at the grocery store? Yeah. Really? Well, she didn't say yes to my ask her out, but I met her. You have tried.

But I met her. It's a good place to meet chicks. That's what they say. They say it's a good place to meet women at the grocery store. That's where Kelly met Joshua, the guy that she wants us to call this morning. Right, Kelly? I know it's really embarrassing, but that's where I ended up meeting him. So now, did you stalk him or did he stalk you?

We just actually were both in the pasta aisle. I was buying pasta sauce and he was getting spaghettios. Nothing like a little Italian love affair at the grocery store. Wow. You saw that he was a really good cook and he turned you on instantly. I actually started laughing. I made a comment that I thought SpaghettiOs were only for fat kids. Oh, jeez. Coming out swinging, Kelly.

So you just started ripping on the guy. Did you think that he was cute right off the bat when you saw him and you were trying to start a conversation with him? You know, I didn't really think anything. I just saw him reaching for SpaghettiOs and I was pretty shocked because I didn't know that adults still ate that stuff. All right. But yeah, he was really cute. What did he do when you ripped on him for buying SpaghettiOs? You know, he chuckled a little bit, but he eventually ended up asking for my number, so.

Huh. All right. Maybe he liked you because you ripped on him. I don't know. You like that. I like it, yeah. He likes a little abuse. I do.

The meaner the girl, the jubiler, the hotter he thinks she is. I like to be beaten up just a little bit. Yeah. It's true. It's true. What'd you guys do on your date when you went out? He just took me out for a movie and some dinner. It was pretty

normal. And I think it went well because he ended up asking me back to his place. All right. Did you guys go all the way? Seal the deal? Put the O in Spaghetti-O? Yeah. We ended up fooling around. We didn't go all the way, but I think I might have messed it up. Why do you think you messed it up? As I was going over the date, I realized that that song, What Does the Fox Say, I kept singing it like under my breath. Oh, no. I was worried you made another fat kid joke at the wrong moment. You kept singing What Does the Fox Say under your breath?

It wasn't like once. It was at least three or four times. Are you talking about while you're making out with the dude? You're just like, what does the fox say? What do you mean? What do you mean you hope not? You don't know? The song was so stuck in my head that any time anything came up that sort of referenced it,

I just kind of started humming along. So you had the What Does the Fox Say song stuck in your head, and you couldn't control yourself from randomly humming it? Haven't you guys ever had a song stuck in your head and you found yourself singing it? Yeah, when I'm by myself. No, I've done it. I've done it. I've been singing Bye Bye Bye by NSYNC since 1999.

That's because you think it's a current song still. Did he ever make note of that or bring it to your attention? I did get a couple of weird books, but I wasn't really paying attention. Maybe he just thinks you have some kind of twitch or something like that.

Or just Tourette's. Musical Tourette's. Musical Tourette's. So how'd the date end then? We went back to his place and we hooked up and then I had to be home for work in the morning so I just left. I thought I'd hear from him the next day but I never did. What did he say when you left his place?

He just said goodnight. I mean, I really, I don't think that I sang the song while we were hooking up. Yeah, right in the intimate moment, he's like, Closes the door again. I hope you figure out what the fox says. But you need to leave. So when's the last time you heard from him?

I haven't heard from him since I left his apartment. Okay, and how many times have you tried to get a hold of him? I've called him twice. I didn't try to get in touch with him the next day, but then I figured why not. But he didn't answer. All right. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call him, and get your second date update, all right? Okay.

Luckily, we're not playing the song with the fox saying. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. All right, Kelly, you ready to call Josh and see if you having the song, What Does the Fox Say, stuck in your head and humming it over and over again annoyed him to the point where he didn't want to ever see you again? Yeah, let's do it. If you're just tuning in to the Second Date Update, Kelly wants us to call Josh, a guy that she met at the grocery store.

They went out to dinner and a movie, ended up back at his place. They were making out a bunch, and then she left. She thinks it might be because she had the song, What Does the Fox Say, stuck in her head and was humming it all night long out loud. Would that change your mind, though, Jubal? I mean, if you got a girl all the way back to your place. It depends how annoying it was. Yeah.

And if she was all the way back at my place, I'd probably be like, all right, I can deal with it for right now, but I'm not going to call her. But in the morning, I will not call it was. Yeah. And if she was all the way back at my place, I'd probably be like, all right, I can deal with it for right now, but I'm not going to call her. But in the morning, I will not call her back. Yeah. But if it was like constant, I might be like, okay, this girl is just a little too much for me. You know, like a little too hyper or something like that. But still not a quite deal breaker to some guys.

All right. You ready, Kelly? Yep. I'm ready. Okay. We're going to call him right now. Hello? Hi, I was looking for Joshua.

Yeah, this is Tim. Hey, Joshua, this is Jubal. How are you? I'm doing pretty good. Do you have any idea who Jubal is? No, I really don't. All right. This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning On Moving 92.5, the radio station We're calling you because you recently went out

With a girl named Kelly And you've kind of blown her off since your date Yeah, yeah I do remember Kelly, yeah I thought you said, yeah, I did blow her off That's what it sounded like Do you realize that you've blown her off? Yeah, actually I do

Okay Is there any particular reason That's what it sounds like. Do you realize that you've blown her off? Yeah, actually, I do. Okay. Okay. Well, he was honest the first time. Is there any particular reason why you're not calling Kelly back? She emailed us and said that she liked your date and she wants to go out with you again, but you won't return her phone calls or anything. Is there a particular reason? Did she do something wrong on the date?

Well, she's a very interesting girl. She's very interesting. What does that mean? That's usually very interesting girl. She's very interesting. What does that mean? That's usually not high praise. Honestly, I've actually never met a girl like Kelly before. And you're saying that's a good thing? Not exactly.

Trying to be positive? That's a good kind of unique. We talked to Kelly and she said that she had that song What Does the Fox Say stuck in her head, and she kept humming that throughout your date. I know for me, if I were to go out with a girl like that,

I think that was kind of strange and maybe a bit annoying. Did that bother you? What does a fox say? What does that even mean? What does a fox say? Yeah, it's a song. If you're not familiar with it, don't worry about it. It's not that great.

So what's the problem, then? Why aren't you getting back to her? Well, everything was going perfect, I thought thought until we got back to my place things got kind of you know hot we started making out a little bit and then she took her shirt off and then there's something there there's something there what do That's weird Like boobs What does that mean Yeah usually there should be A couple of things Like wait Something that doesn't belong What do you mean was there

Something that didn't belong It was It was more like in her Like her stomach region What She had like a tattoo or something More like Let's say I guess

A third nipple Oh my god Oh that's so weird I cannot believe you Josh Josh Oh no I's so weird. I cannot believe you did that. Josh. Oh, no. I am so embarrassed. Josh, Kelly's on the phone right now.

Oh, God. Josh, are you serious? That is not a third nipple. What is it? What the f*** was it? It's a nub. It's a nub. Oh, gross. It's an nub. A nub?

Oh gross. It's an extra piece of skin? That's fine. It's not a third nipple. And my ex-boyfriend actually really liked it. Oh god I know. I'm sorry I didn't mean to laugh on that one. He's kissing the nub like it's his favorite.

So Josh, you thought she had a third nipple that grossed you out and you didn't want to continue it any further? It looks exactly like her other two nipples. Clearly you're not an experienced guy if you don't know what a nipple looks like. I'm sorry. Can you guys explain to me again what it looks like in detail? I just want to know. Brooke's like getting turned on. Tell me every detail about the third nipple.

Send photos to Brooke at movein195.com. If you have a third nipple, just email it to Brooke. She wants to see it. A flap of skin and something with an areola are very two different things. Is it like a skin tag? This is a nipple, man. I've seen nipples before. Not a nipple.? This is a nipple, man. I've seen nipples before. Not a nipple.

It's not a nipple. It's a little piece of skin. I can't believe that you're that shallow that you wouldn't call someone back because of that. I can't believe you're that shallow to not warn me about it. You can't let me do something, you know? Seriously, you need to be warned about an extra piece of skin Yeah, it's a big Kelly like how big is this little nub you got? No, it's it's seriously. He's being a child. Yeah, nothing. It's a little piece of skin

It doesn't look anything like a nipple Kelly. I know what a nipple looks like all right at this point I would like to ask you guys if you'd be interested in going out on a second date We will pay for it. Josh, would you like to go out with Kelly again? Now that I know it's not an actual nipple, I guess I can get over that. Really? Okay. Whoa.

All right. Awesome. Kelly, Josh would like to go out with you again and give your nub another chance. Would you like to go out with Josh? Absolutely not. No? For you, Kelly. Come on.

No way. Well, he didn't know it wasn't a nipple. Now that he knows, he's willing to say, okay, I can get past it. I just look like a nipple. I'm sorry. Yeah, well, I think that your nose is huge, and it actually resembles a p***. My nose? Yeah. And it's pretty awkward because it's actually bigger than your real. You guys are perfect for each other.

You got Kelly with a nub on her tummy and knows Josh. I think you guys make a great couple. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors, it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews

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Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.