Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: “The Wart”

Episode Date: April 18, 2016

Jubal guarantees NOBODY will forget this guy in today's second date update.... he calls himself "the wart" and you won't believe why...hear it in the podcast !See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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this guy's name than anything else. Why? Because I haven't talked to this dude yet, but he did sign his email The Wart. Stop it. The Wart. Please tell me that's not his nickname. Is that your name, Wart? No, it's not my legal name. It's a nickname my college body's bestowed upon me.

Okay. That's kind of stuck. You convinced a girl to go out with someone who goes by The Wart? Well, I didn't drop it on her until I met her in person, obviously. Oh, okay. Okay. I'll call you Wart for this second date update, but what's your real name? My real name is Desmond.

Desmond, oh, okay. Yeah, I'd rather go by Wart, too. It rolls off the tongue. Yeah, that's what I thought. So tell us a little bit about the girl that you want to call today. What's her name? Her name is Jamie. Jamie and the Wart.

I like it. It's got a nice ring to it, huh? It's like a romance novel. How did you meet Jamie? I had met her on an online dating site. Okay, and what did you like about her from her dating website? Well, everything. And to be honest, I kind of thought she was a bit out of my league,

but I took a chance anyway. And she agreed to go out with me, and when I met her in person, my suspicions were confirmed. So she was to go out with me. And when I met her in person, my suspicions were confirmed. So she was out of your league. How many levels up from you? About 17. So she's super hot out of your league and you scored a date with her. Congratulations. What did you guys do? Well, we met up and ended up going to a hotel bar to kind of hang out. Oh, that's so seedy. Hotel bars are always seedy.

Yeah, but you know what? To me, I find them to be very nice and fancy places that show me in a good light that I can afford to go to a place like that. It depends what hotel you're going to. If it's the W bar, then that's nice. Yeah, it was like a Motel 6 lobby. Yeah, or the red line out by an airport. It's going to be a little different, yeah. What was her first reaction when she saw you?

She actually responded to me, I feel like, in a pretty pleasant way. She was very cordial, very excited, I thought. I gave her, instead of doing a handshake, I went right for a kiss

on the cheek. Whoa. Bold move, sir. That's aggressive. And this is how I introduced her to my nickname because I said, well, you've just received a kiss from the wart.

Oh. And she liked that? I don't think that's a good way to go into things. How'd she react after you said that? A little confused, but that then opened the door for me to explain my nickname, where it comes from, and she was kind of on board with all of that. So you're really, I mean, you sound like you're very proud of being called The Wart. It's a nickname that has stuck for a while, and it kind of gives me a little bit of a legendary aspect.

Okay. Yeah. I mean, definitely people know you. If I'm talking about The Wart, there's only one person I'm talking about, and that's you. I should hope so. All right. So how did everything go between you and her at the hotel bar? Yeah, I think very good. You know, we drank a little bit. We talked a lot. We got to know each other very, I'm not going to say intimately, but, you know, playfully. She laughed a lot. I laughed a lot. I may have told her one or two many personal things.

Like I ended up showing her a scar on my leg. Why? Why'd you show her a scar on your leg? Well, I had told her a story about being injured when I was a teenager. And I was like, let me just show you. And so I rolled up my pant leg and there you go. And the scar was like on your calf muscle or something, right? Not like your inner groin.

No, it's actually just upper thigh. Yeah, let's call it upper thigh. Okay, so you pulled your pants all the way up to show her this scar. Yeah. All right. Did that seem to turn her off at all? No, no, not at all. I think it actually legitimized me and my story,

because when I first told it to her, she didn't believe me. And I was like, all right, well, then, you know, you're kind of asking for it. And show her the scar. And she believed me at that point. Can I ask, I mean, you sound like a very nice person, but are you not very good with women? I'm not going to be writing a book on women anytime soon, but I've had my mild successes here and there. I mean, I just can't imagine finishing a date with a guy that calls himself the wart

and he's showing me scars on his upper thigh and still being stoked about the situation. Oh, come on. Everybody loves the wart. Everybody loves to hang out with or go out with the wart. Like, I can see you liking the wart. Well, did it seem like she liked the wart at the end of your date? Well, here's how it kind of ended. You know, things were going well. And this is what I do.

Because I'm very respectful of women, we split the check. Oh, you didn't pay? Yeah. And your reason for that is because you're respectful of women, we split the check. Oh, you didn't pay? Yeah. And your reason for that is because you're respectful of women? Well, yeah, because, you know, I know she works, I work. I feel like it's a good move to be like, hey, you know, I'm not dominating you by just throwing down all my money and paying for that. Equality.

I like it. Yeah, we're equal partners in this not-quite-relationship-but-in-dating scenario. Now, normally the tradition is a guy will pay on a first date. Did that seem to rub her the wrong way? I don't think so. She paused for maybe a half a second, but she was like, oh, okay, I get you. And then she said, I respect that in return. And I offered to walk her to her car, which she said no.

And then I offered to kiss her. I said, can I, can the wart get another kiss in? Uh-oh. And yeah. Did you say it like that? Did you refer to yourself as the wart and ask if the wart could get a kiss? I did. I was, you know, I figured it worked the first time.

I figured I had one more in me. And I did say I would call her, and she yet to receive a response. And how long has it been? It's been a little over a week now. Yeah, it sounds like the wart is getting the old blow off. All right, we'll play a song, come back, call her and the wart is getting the old blow off. Alright, well play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update, okay? Okay. Alright, hang on

man. Moving 92.5 Brooke and Jubal in the morning second date update. I don't think I'm alone in saying I don't know why somebody wouldn't want to go on a date with the wart. Yeah. If you're just tuning in for today's second date update, the wart is on the phone. I don't know why somebody wouldn't want to go on a date with The Wart.

If you're just tuning in for today's second date update, The Wart is on the phone. That's his nickname. His real name is Desmond, I guess, but he goes by The Wart. And he went out with a girl named Jamie who's not calling him back. They met at a hotel bar, hung out for a little while. He introduced her to The Wart. And then they parted their ways and they haven't talked since. And we're about to call her and see if something went wrong on their date.

All right, Wart, are you ready? I am so ready. Has this nickname ever caused problems with women in the past? Surprisingly not. I feel like I carry the nickname with confidence and I think chicks dig that. There you go. Chicks dig warts. Chicks dig warts.

We know that. All right. I'm going to dial the phone number right now and see if we can find out why she's not calling you back, okay? Okay. Here we go. Hello? Hi, I was looking for Jamie. Yeah, this is her.

Hey, Jamie, how are you? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. I'm sorry, what's that again? Yeah, this is her. I'm sorry, what's that again? It's a radio show. Okay. I'm calling you today because one of our listeners actually sent us an email about you. What do you mean? I mean that one of our listeners recently had an experience with you and actually emailed to see if we could get you on the phone and talk about it. What do you mean? What do you mean by experience? What kind of experience?

What's his name? He calls himself The Wart. Oh, my gosh, yeah. Of course I remember him. Yeah, I figured you would. He's kind of a memorable dude. We talked to him a little bit about your date. Did you like The Wart?

That's so weird to say. Well, he was kind of weird and charming. He had like a unique personality. Okay. Charming. That's good, right? Yeah. But I have to say, I mean, I really felt like I was being pranked. What? Yeah. Was it because of his nickname? Well, several things. I mean, who goes around calling themselves The Wart? So you think that it could have been an elaborate setup by a friend?

Well, that's what I was thinking at the start, but then halfway through the date, I realized, oh, this guy's for real in his own weird way. Was that exciting or? It was weirdly charming. I mean. Weirdly charming. We talked to him and I mean, he's kind of like, he sounds like a fun dude, just like an interesting guy.

I don't think he's boring at all. I mean, that's not it it he's the guy with the unique personality and it kind of grows on you and you know i guess you have to respect that okay so did you not like him though i mean you're not calling him back after you guys went out i mean i don't really feel a romantic pull towards him okay so like at the beginning of the date you felt like it was a joke and at the end of the date, you felt like it was a joke, and at the end of the date, you felt how? I was just confused because his, you know, his personality is one way, but the way he dressed was...

Whoa! So he doesn't dress very well. Well, I wouldn't say that he wasn't dressed well. It was just how he was dressed. I mean, in some ways, he was dressed better than me. How was he dressed? What was he wearing? Well, he came in some ways he was dressed better than me. How was he dressed? What was he wearing? Well, he came in with knee high boots. They were like leather with these buckles and they were women's boots. He was wearing women's boots. Did you ask

him about them? I didn't want to offend him. I mean, so I didn't go into asking him all about it. But let me tell you, these were women's boots with, like, leather and straps. And they went up to your knees. Interesting. I mean, I just couldn't get over that his footwear was better than mine. They do make you feel sexy, though. I mean, I will say, you guys should rock them one night. And you're like, well, yeah.

20 buckles later. I can strut in these. I mean, I guess he's an odd guy. It was an okay date, but I'm not going to go out with a guy that wears knee-high lady boots. Okay. I agree. Yeah, that seems a little judgy. Do you actually think they were women's boots that he was wearing?

Oh, yeah. I've never seen men wear boots like that. I mean, seriously, never. Was there a heel on them or no? It was in the bar, so it was hard to tell, but I'm 99% sure they were women's boots. Oh, my God. I know how we can find out if they were, in fact, women's boots.

I don't need to know they're women's boots. I mean, I already know. I'd like to ask him regardless, out if they were in fact women's boots i don't need to know they're women's boots i mean i already know well i'd like to ask him regardless because he's actually on the other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you what yeah no how could he be on the phone hello jamie where'd you get the lady boots wart poor board let Poor Wart. Let me tell you guys, they are not lady boots. This is, like, absolutely ridiculous that this is the hang-up that this girl had. Those were brown, knee-high, leather Renaissance boots. They are extremely expensive.

I paid, like, $300 for those. They're the pinnacle of men's fashion right now. I mean, I thought you would be impressed with something like that. Look, whatever you want to call them, those are women's boots. I mean, I bought them from a men's clothing store, so I... I wasn't impressed.

If I was wearing them, yeah, that would be great, but I'm not impressed if you're wearing them. So you would wear those? Is that what you're wearing them. So you would wear those? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, I would wear them. I don't want the guy I'm going out with to wear them. You know, I can't believe that you would not call me back just because my boots were more fashionable than anything you might have in your wardrobe.

I mean, that's kind of ridiculous. Well, I don't know. You know, it's just really weird between that and your name. I thought you were cool with the wart. I mean, at first I got used to the wart. Yeah, I get it. But when I saw those boots, I mean, I thought,

well, maybe you ride the motorcycle, but I didn't see any motorcycle. Well, I don't ride a motorcycle, but I thought that you would be excited to see a man who has a keen sense of style such as me. That's true. It's a bold move to wear knee-high boots

anywhere, especially on a date. Yeah. Apparently, I guess I came on too strong shoe-wise. You're really going to write him off from boots. I mean, I would have not gone out with him For a lot of other reasons But boots wouldn't have been the deal breaker for me

You didn't see these boots I mean if you saw these boots I'm telling you you would not go out with him Wow this is the last time I go out of my way to impress a woman Jamie I would like to ask you If you'll go on a second date with Wart Come on

We will pay for it. I don't have to wear the boots. Yeah, if he leaves the boots at home, if he leaves the boots at home, will you go out with him again? Come on. No. I mean, even if he leaves the boots at home, I could just imagine him wearing some high-heeled shoes on our next date. It's fun. You never know what kind of shoe this guy's going to pick.

There's no way we can get you to go out with him again, Jamie. No, I'm sorry. I really want to pass. And I was thinking of wearing clogs on our next date. Fashion forward. Well, Jamie, thank you for being honest with us. We appreciate it. Sure.

And better luck next time to you, okay? A hard lesson learned. I see. Keep wearing the boots, man. That is sexy. Well, thanks, guys, and if you ever have anyone who's interested in dating the wart, please don't hesitate.

We will hook you up with somebody, wart. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 that says, I just googled those boots, and they're actually pretty fresh. I kind of want a pair. We'll talk about what that means in just a second, but remember, if you're having any sort of legal issues that you might need help with,

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Again, it's advocateslaw.com, 206-512-3555. Now, the comment about the boots was in regards to the wart. If you missed the second date update, the guy that was calling in to find out why the girl wasn't calling him back was called the wart. That's his nickname. Awesome. And he wanted to call a girl named Jamie. We got Jamie on the phone and found out the reason she wasn't calling him back. That's his nickname. And he wanted to call a girl named Jamie. We got Jamie on the phone and found out the reason she wasn't calling him back.

He wore lady boots. Well, she thought they were lady boots. She called them lady boots, yeah. He said they were Renaissance. Knee-high Renaissance men's Renaissance boots. And I Googled a picture of them. I don't think that they're very fashionable, but he said it's the pinnacle of men's fashion right now.

And I asked people to text in at 78592 if they want to go out with the wart. Because I promised him I'd help find him a date. Nobody wants to go out with the wart. Yes. I mean, granted, the guy calls himself the wart. And that is definitely a red flag. But I think we should all give somebody a man in lady boots a chance. Keep texting in.

If you want to date a guy who wears women's boots and his name is The Wart. He's here for you. Text in 78592 and if you want to do a second date update, remember just email the show and we'll call the person who didn't call you back. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight 92.5. We're so done

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