Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Theater Girls are Easy

Episode Date: November 18, 2016

In today's Second Date Update one of our listeners is a ASPIRING actress who met a PASSIONATE young actor!!! And while they didn't actually go on a date..they did spend a ROMANTIC night together...at least thats what she thinks!! Little did she know that she may have said one of the WEIRDEST things ever!! And now the guy isn't calling back for this sole purpose! Find out what it was in the podcast below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I feel like you would just bully theater kids. Well, I would have a little bit, but everybody also knows that theater girls are freaks. What? And I could have been getting lucky left and right in high school if I would have gotten into drama. But sadly, I didn't, so I'll never know that experience firsthand. It's always a regret of mine.

If I ever do have kids, I tell them, get in theater so you can get lucky. I did theater for four years, and I think your stereotype is off. Speaking of theater freaks, we got one on the phone right now. Her name is Jenna, and she wants to do a second date update. What's up, Jenna, you animal?

I'm good. How are you guys? Pretty good. He's not really spot on with that, is he, Jenna? No. No, we're just normal people doing normal things. Right. Jenna, I read your email and

you hooked up with the dude that you want to call today after your first date so yeah i think calling it a date is maybe a little strong to be honest so you hooked up with a dude you weren't even going out on a date with case proved wow game set match jenna She a freak, bro. Theater people don't really date. Like, we don't have time. We kind of just, you meet people that you work with, and then you, you know, do things, and it goes somewhere it doesn't. Okay, you're all about feeling and passion.

Yeah, and drinking and drama. And that is why I say I regret that I never went into drama all right Jenna so tell us a little bit about the guy that you want to call today what's his name his name is Brandon Brandon and where did you meet Brandon we just got done doing a show together he's an actor um and I'm an actor and you know it's really kind of uncool like you never want to hook up it's bad news bears to like hook up with someone while you're doing the show but then you know we've just been flirting all through rehearsal and performances and he's hilarious he's incredibly talented um so which is really sexy are you just saying that the rap party at the end of any run is your time to get it on

with whoever you've been dreaming about the entire time you've been doing the play? Yeah, it's that time where that, like, taboo, which not everybody follows against, like, you know, sleeping with someone that you've been working with. It's, like, over because you're not working together anymore. So you can do it.

Thank you for confirming my dream. Yes, I mean, there is a reason for that stereotype i guess but yeah okay so how did everything go down with brandon then it was like it was good i mean we had all this tension build up through the show and then at the party we just like let it all hang out. We got super wasted. We, we made out like in front of everyone in a corner. Like we were in high school. I mean, it was embarrassing, but also like, who cares? Um, and how drunk were you? Were you guys pretty hammered? We were pretty hammered. I mean, I remember everything, but, but yeah, we were, we were drunk. We were drunk enough to

be, you know, 30 year olds making out at a party, which is pretty drunk. Did you go back to his place or he come to yours? I went back to his place. But first we like, first he was like, let's grab food. And I'm like, no, no, let's just do it. I perform better on an empty stomach. I don't want to sober up and start to think about this stuff. I mean, but we were so, like, I was really, really hungry.

We were so hammered that we ended up going for fondue. That seems like a really bad drunk food to me. It was terrible. We were drunk and loud and covered in cheese and just having the best time but everyone in that restaurant hated us oh yeah it sounds like an awesome date though uh-huh it was like it was so much fun like i knew he was fun but this was like some next level fun right and so did you go straight to his place after the fondue? Yeah, we went back to his place. Okay, and can I ask details about that?

I feel like you're pretty open. You should share something. It's true. I guess I just don't really know what I can say on the radio. Yeah, no, it was great. You ended that one covered in cheese. Everybody was annoyed. Same situation as the fondue restaurant.

Just like had our cheese greasy bodies like rubbing up against each other. I mean, the most important part of all of it is what it was like the morning after. I didn't really get to talk to him the morning after because I was late for my day job. So I didn't want to wake him up or anything because it was super early. So I just had to sneak out, which I didn't worry about it too much. And I just like sent him a text. It was like, Hey, I had to go. But now I've been texting him. It's been like a week and I'm used to seeing him every day because of the show. And he's just sent me like one word answers to my questions. And I have no idea what happened.

Right. Because now you're missing like you're missing a friend and you're missing out on someone that you sound like you really like. I do. I do like him. It was an incredible night. And I think I want to see him like I would consider him relationship material. You know, that's a big statement coming from a theater girl. We know how you guys look at relationships.

It is. Yeah, she's like, you're right. I'm not even arguing with it. Absolutely. You're right again, Jubal. I don't know. I feel like I made a mistake. All right.

We'll find out for you. We'll play a song, come back, and then we'll call him and get your second date update, okay? Okay. All right. Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning.

Second date update. Enter Jubal. Stage right. Hey, Mr. Johnson. The grass is looking good today. Oh, my gosh. You going to spend some time out there? Oh, I'm doing fine.

What am I going to be doing today? Well, I'm glad you asked. Because today is a special day, Mr. Johnson. It is? We're going to find a date for Jenna. She's not getting a call back from Brandon. We're going to call him and ask him why. Why would he go out and then blow her off?

Because that's not cool. You over there. You upstairs. You down the block. Are you excited? We're all excited for today's second date. As we march down the street and we sing hip hooray. Let's see if Jenna can get a call back and go out with Brandon one more time.

Yes. Second date the musical. I love it. Thank you. Second Date, the musical. I love it. Thank you. Jubal, great performance. Thank you very much. I just happen to be part of the kick line in the back. Well, it's not about me. It's about Jenna right now.

Yeah. And the reason we opened up the Second Date update like that is because Jenna met the dude that she wants to call today in the theater. They actually performed together and ended up hooking up after the rap party of their production. And now he's not getting back to her and she doesn't know why. Jenna, may I be in your next play, whatever it is? I thought your performance was very interesting. Yeah. Thank you.

That's good. The reviews will be out soon. I'll let you know what the New York Times says. But as for you, are you ready to give Brandon a call and find out why he's not getting back to you after you guys hooked up? Yeah. Yeah, I guess I am. Well, we'll get him on the phone right now with Donna's phone number and see if we can figure it out for you, okay? Okay.

Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, I was looking for Brandon. This is Brandon. Hey, Brandon, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Hey, what's going on? Not much.

What's going on? Not much. What's going on with you? Just getting ready to head to work. Do you have any idea who this is? No, not one bit. All right. It's Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. All right. Why are you guys calling me?

Well, because you recently went out on a date with one of our listeners, and she emailed us to see if we could get you on the phone and find out why you're blowing her off. Someone emailed you that I went on a date with? Yeah. To call me? Yeah. You recently hung out with a girl that you know very well.

Her name is Jenna. Oh, God. What? I mean, she knows that date is a pretty loose term here. I was going to say we were not out on a date. Right. She told us. When you said you call for people who have gone out,

I haven't been out on a date for months. I've been doing this show. Yeah, yeah. She told us that's where she met you. You guys are performing in the same play. Yeah. And she said that's where she met you. You guys were performing in the same play. Yeah. And she said that after you guys had finished everything and you were having the party for

your closing night, she said that you guys made out at that party and then went and had some fondue and spilled cheese all over each other and then went back to your place and I don't know. I don't want to even think about what was done there, but did some stuff there together as well.

It wasn't for the lactose intolerance. Is that all true? Yeah, no, I mean, it happened. Wait, you sound kind of hesitant about it. Like, didn't you enjoy yourself? I mean, you know, we had a decent time, and we had kind of had this real flirty thing going on during the course of the performance or whatever but you know it was fun okay all right this is all positive not good not great but fun yeah i mean you know i great is a whole nother level if you ask me you know what i'm saying

so so was it just i mean maybe it was a one-night stand for you and that's it? I mean, honestly, I wasn't completely shut off from it at first. You know, it didn't have to be a one-night stand. I wasn't like, oh, this is a one-night stand, definitely. Okay, so it wasn't a one-night stand, definitely. Why is it a one-night stand now? What's so funny? You have to tell us

it was we were pretty what happened you have to tell me what happened I mean so at one point we went back to my place and it kind of took a really strange turn i'll be honest with you wait who who made the turn to strange you or her well i mean if it

was me that made the turn to strange i don't think we'd be having this conversation right that's true you probably just hung up on us and been like not interested yeah so no i mean it was it was totally she made things so weird once we like actually kind of started fooling around and hooking up and i was just like it was i felt so uncomfortable it was so strange i got really what'd you do she uh uh No. She, uh... Oh, my God. It's too, it's so weird. I really don't think I should, like, I don't think I should tell you guys. No, I think now you've gone too far, dude.

No, I... It can't be that weird. Look, she wanted to do the second date update, right? She, we talked to everybody. We're like, you have to be willing to hear whatever this person says. So, whatever is so hysterical to you, she's willing to hear it. Oh, God.

Okay, all right, fine. Maybe she doesn't think it's weird. Maybe just you do. I think you guys probably will, too. Really? So we're, like, hooking up and, you know, making out, and she kept insisting on calling me by my character's name from the play that we were in. What?

It was so weird. It was so weird. Like, real-life? That's weird. Yeah, so she wanted to hook up with the character and not you? Honestly, I didn't think about it that way, but that makes it a hell of a lot weirder. Why? Why does it make it weirder?

It's so weird, though. The character that I played was Tiny Tim. What? Tiny Tim from a Christmas carol. Stop it. That is weird. That's weird. She kept insisting on calling me Tiny Tim the whole time.

Can you? Tiny Tim this, Tiny Tim kiss that. Wow. What did you say to her kissed that. Wow. What did you say to her? I mean, I didn't say much, obviously. I kept going. Oh, my God. At least it could have been, like, Scrooge or something.

I don't know. But not Tiny. I mean, nothing is good from that play, I don't think. No. And at a certain point, she dropped the Tim entirely, and she just started calling me tiny. Okay. That's fine.

Okay. To her defense, is there any way she could have just been so still wrapped up in the play that that's it's just the name that she used? You know, I honestly, I think that's a question you're going to have to ask her. I have no clue. Why don't why don't we do that then, Brandon? You mean Tiny Tim? Jenna, do you remember? Whoa, what?

Oh, Brandon, Jenna is on the other line listening. Oh, ****. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not. Oh, my God. Dude, it's way more embarrassing for her. Jenna, are you still on the phone? Oh, Jenna. I am.

Hi. How many shades of red are you right now jenna about a million um like a whole rainbow of red i do not remember saying that brandon i thought i remembered everything that happened that night but apparently i was. How do you not remember that? You must have said it like 30 times in 45 minutes or something. You don't remember this? That you wanted me to call you Mrs. Cratchit the whole time?

Tiny Tim and Mrs. Cratchit. It was weird. That is... Like, I have no idea what drunk me wanted to do. I thought it was funny, maybe. Maybe drunk me thought it was hilarious. Yeah.

It wasn't funny. It was not funny at all. You didn't say anything about it. You didn't, like, stop. No, I didn't stop, but, like, I laughed into the pillow a couple times. I talked. Oh, my God. But you could have, like, i don't know said hey you owe me

a coffee and then like us have a conversation about it instead of just ghosting me like i thought you know like whatever if you don't want to do that thing again that's fine but i thought if you don't want to role play tiny Tim and miss Cratchit in the bedroom. She has a very good point, Brandon. I'm sorry. I'm a pretty honest person. And it just is what it is. Like we had a connection and now we don't have a connection.

I'll be honest. Like I don't feel that great about it. Well, then you're obviously like kind of a dead inside jerk. I mean, how can you just like have a connection and then be like, nope, nope, never happened. Like you either have a real connection or you don't or you're dead inside, which you're obviously dead inside. Brandon, I would love to ask if you will go on a second date with Jenna.

We will pay for it. Oh God, I don't think I can sit at a table and look her in the eyes at this point. Wow. So that's a no? You know, honestly, it's just, it was too weird for me. You know, like, we were these characters in this play, and then we go back to my place, and all of a sudden it's Trini Pym and Mrs. Cratchit hanging out in bed naked.

It's too weird. It's really weird. But an interesting continuation to the whole thing. No, it's... All right, well, Jenna, I'm sorry

you didn't get your second date. Yeah, I'm not sorry and, you know, obviously this jerk doesn't understand, like, what happens when you get wasted

and have some fun. Yeah, sometimes you get wasted and you hook up with Tiny Tim. This is so gross. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in

78592 that says despite the role that that guy played, dudes don't want to be called Tiny in the bedroom at all. If you didn't hear today's second date update, Jenna wanted to call a dude named Brandon. They actually were in a performance together,

a theater show, and they hooked up after their last performance after the wrap party. And the reason he wasn't calling her back was they got really drunk that night. She doesn't really remember, but she demanded that while they were being intimate with each other, they go by

their stage names. She was, hey, you know what? She is more of a method actor. Sure. And which makes it maybe worse. She wanted him to call her Miss Cratchit. Uh-huh. And she was calling him Tiny Tim the whole time.

Which makes it even more disturbing because that's Tiny Tim's mom. Yeah, yeah. So on a whole bunch of levels, it's weird. Couldn't she have gone with Tim and imagined you in Tim's grown-up even? Adult Tim? Adult Tim? I don't know.

Big Tim? But anyway, it creeped him out too much, and he's not interested in going out with her again. Yeah, I see that. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Move at 92.5.

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