Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Three Times a Charm?

Episode Date: October 4, 2013

Jared and Allison met on the wonderful world of "Craigslist.org". But after their romantic date, Allison sent a text saying "Don't contact me anymore." What could have POSSIBLY gone wrong? Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's second date update. Where is the best place any of you can think of to meet somebody to go on a date? Gosh. Facebook. Facebook. All right.

We knew that, Jose. Honestly, work. Work. Really? Brooke. Wow. She just winked at Jubal when she said that. No, I didn't.

I didn't. But I get it. You're pregnant with this baby. Calm down. You are taken and with child. I met my husband through work. Which means I will absolutely date you. That's not it.

I was surprised nobody said Craigslist. Oh, really? That's the best place to meet girls as far as I'm concerned. That's because you didn't answer your own question yet. Jared met a girl off of Craigslist. Right, Jared? What? I did.

I did. How are you guys? Good. How are you? Please tell me she was selling a piece of furniture and you happened to meet her that way. She wasn't, but I was. I was selling a piece of furniture, and you happened to, like, meet her that way. She wasn't, but I was. I was selling a piece of furniture. Oh.

Yeah. On Casual Encounters, which was a weird place to be selling it. But I like that it worked out for you. Oh, man. So, anyway, yeah, his email said that he was selling a dresser on Craigslist. Yeah, I'm good. And the girl came to pick it up, and you asked her out. Yes, and I can confirm it was in the furniture for sale section, not in Craigslist. I'm good. And the girl came to pick it up and you asked her out. Yes. And I can confirm it was in the furniture for sale section, not in Craigslist Women.

How'd you ask her out without feeling creepy? I would feel creepy if a girl came over and was buying something off of Craigslist. Well, she came over and we just kind of hit it off right away, just kind of joking back and forth. And this girl was just beautiful. She comes over like wearing yoga pants. Oh, my favorite. Fitting all the right places.

Yeah. And I helped her carry the thing out down the stairs. It was kind of heavy, so we were kind of laughing. And I kind of felt this panic, like I was never going to see this person again. So I just said, hey, you want to hang out sometime? And she said, yeah. And it felt pretty easy. It was great.

Oh, that's kind of cute. You want to make sure? Okay. Wait, so you had some real strong feelings for this girl. She was wearing yoga pants. For her. Any girl that's wearing yoga pants, guys have strong feelings for her. Every once in a while, a guy maybe has a real connection with someone, Jubal,

not just that he can appreciate a nice butt. If you're a man, it starts with the yoga pants, and then you move on to emotions. Am I right, Jared? Oh, yes, that was our connection. Tell us about the date you went on with her. We just went to Green Lake, and we walked around it. It actually ended up being a lot of fun.

It's kind of windy. And she was wearing this kind of like sun hat sort of thing. Oh, like a big brimmed hat. Okay. Yeah. She kind of looked like Audrey Hepburn a little bit. Hello, Jared. I'm ready for my date.

I'm so happy you decided to take me for a walk around this lake of green. What do they call it? Green Lake Kiss Me, you fool. You'll be nice to him. I'm sorry. Jared, what was this? That's exactly what happened right there. Wait, what happened?

You kissed her? Well, yeah. The wind blew her hat away into the lake, and she was all, like, really distraught about it because it was, like, her favorite hat. So I gave her my cell phone and keys, and I jumped in the lake and got it. What a hero! Wow. And that, like, makes you itchy after you're in it. Yeah, I was going to say.

That is awesome, Jared. That may be why she's not calling you back. She doesn't want anything that you may have picked up in that lake, dude. It's green for a reason. No, but, I mean, afterwards, she wasn't weirded out at all. Yeah. And we actually, like, ended up pissing out of a blue, so. That's really cute.

Nice. And how have things been since? Obviously, you haven't talked to her. What happened? Well, we were texting for, like, actually a while after that. But things were kind of great for a couple days. And then, like, out of nowhere, she just stops. And so I just try to strike up a conversation again.

And then I get a text that just says, please don't text me again. Whoa. What? That's weird. What did you text? Did you text something weird? No, I just said, hey, how are you doing? I haven't heard from you, but you look like you want to hang out soon or something.

It wasn't like I want to see your butt in those yoga pants. No, I've been actually very careful not to screw this up. Okay. So she said, don't contact me again. Well, we're going to call her. We're going to do exactly what she doesn't want. We're going to call her right after this song, your second date update, okay? Yeah, that would be awesome.

All right, hold on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. All right, Jared, are you ready to violate your no contact order? Oh, God. Oh, that's so mean. It's not that serious if you're just tuning in to the second date update.

The girl that Jared met off of Craigslist, in an innocent way, she bought some furniture from him. They ended up going out on a date to Green Lake. Her hat blew off at one point, and he saved her hat from the water. They texted a little bit. But the last text he received from her just said, don't contact me anymore.

Right? Yeah. That's like a 180 for this girl. I mean, you're looking at more than just a second date with this girl. You seem to really dig her. Yeah, and I didn't even send any text messages. It was a weird or... Getting the hat out of the lake

is such a good move. I would never do that. Jared, I am on your side right now unless you screw it up. Awesome. I won't. Hey, Jared, we all support you until we don't anymore. It's conditional. Alright, here we go, Jared. We're going to call it right now. Hello, this is Allison.

Hey, Allison. How are you? Hi. Who's this? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5. The radio station? Yep. I am the radio station. That's not... Oh gosh, she's already giggling. Did I win something?

No, you didn't. Are you familiar with our morning show? Yeah. Okay. Which would be me, Brooke, Lydia, and Jose? Yeah, occasionally we listen to it. Occasionally, okay. Hi, Allison. Hi, guys. Have you ever heard the second date update? yeah occasionally I listen to it occasionally okay hi Allison hi guys what's going on

have you ever heard the second date update yeah okay well what if I told you that somebody did a second date update about you

who a guy by the name of Jared oh yeah that was more of a downturn on the oh guy by the name of Jared. Oh. Yeah. That was more of a downturn on the oh. Jared emailed us and said that you guys went on a

date after you met off of buying some furniture from Craigslist. You went around Green Lake. He even saved your hat at one moment in a very chivalrous move. You kissed. And the last text message he got from you was don't contact me anymore This is weird

Did he do something wrong and not tell us Because according to him it sounds like the date was awesome And all of a sudden you just went like Hey leave me alone Um The date was fine And then I got home and Found out some information about him

So I just didn't want to see him again. Whoa, like Google searching or Facebook stalking? Through friends. I met him off Craigslist buying some furniture off of him. Right. And I bought this dresser. I took it home. We had this date, and then I was rearranging some furniture in my house, and I saw the back of this dresser,

and there was something written on it. And it said Jared and Kate Carson. So when I saw that name on the back of the dresser, I don't know, I just got paranoid. I was like, I don't know if he's married or not. So I kind of did something drastic that I don't know, maybe I shouldn't have done. What'd you do? I went down to the courthouse and I requested some information

about him. You went all the way down to the courthouse instead of just asking him? God, that's genius. I should have done that a long time ago. Well, the courthouse is not that far from my house and we've only gone on one date, so how awkward is that? Yeah, you can't talk to... I mean, I'm with you on that one. You couldn't send him a jokey text message like, hey, who's this one

written on the back of your dresser? I don't know. I guess we've only been on one date. What did you find out? So he's been married three times. Oh, wow. Yeah, and the last one he was married to, they're still

married. What? Oh, he hasn't made... Wait, wait. Allison. Allison, that's Jared on the phone. He's been listening this whole time. I should have told you that. He forgot.

Oops. Hey. Oh, my God. So that is not at all what it seems like. I'm currently two weeks away from finalizing the divorce. She's already in another relationship. I'm not really married right now. But you're still married and you didn't tell me that.

Don't you think you should have told me that on the first date? I didn't really want to ruin what's such a great first date experience with pretty heavy information. I didn't think it was... I didn't want to... Yeah, that's kind of... Dirty laundry. That's kind of understandable.

That's a big deal. But three marriages? I mean, Jared, I'm trying to root for you here, bud, but... Just to hear me out here. Okay, so I got married like an idiot when I was 19 years old to my high school sweetheart.

Yeah, dummy. That fell apart within two years. And that was just, we were young and stupid. And then I was young and stupid again. My second marriage was hammered in Vegas. And that just fell apart quicker than the last one. You don't want to have anything in common with Britney Spears. And then number three, which you're about to finalize,

tell us about that marriage, how that one went down. Number three was legit. Number three, I... Jared. Number three, the woman on the back of that dresser that you found, she cheated on him. Oh, man. I don't know. Honestly, I know that that is some baggage I carry around, but I hope you don't think I'm being dishonest by not saying all that when...

I do think it's dishonest because you should have said it up front and then for me to find out, it makes you look really bad. It's not some baggage. It's a lot of baggage. Can we agree that the first two times that I was married don't really count? I'll agree with you on that.

Yeah, you got my back on that one. But you didn't learn the first time. The second time, you should have learned your lesson. But the first two was a high school sweetheart, whatever. And then in Vegas, that happens. And then the third one, he actually liked her and she cheated on him. So he was really only married once, in my opinion. Allison, can I ask?

I mean, obviously you really liked this guy on the first date. If you would go down to the courthouse and, like, investigate him. Yeah, I did like him but i also was completely turned off once i found out all that information yeah but now knowing what you know and if you want to go out with him again and have him talk to you more about his history and if he can prove to you that he's really two years out of his marriage and it ended like it did and he's really a good guy that just wants to get to know you. Would you go out on a second date with him? We will pay for you to go out with him again. I really like you

and it's been hard for me to move on this past year. You're one of the first girls that I've seen that actually made me feel like I wanted to move on. There you go. Yeah, he's so easy.

He falls in love really good. It's the falling out of love that's easy too. Will you go out with him again? We will pay for it, Allison. This is so weird that we're even talking about this on the radio. Come on. Um, no.

So you won't go out with him again? No, I don't think so. All right. I don't blame you. Come on, though. Yeah, but think about... Sorry, Jared. Yeah, I'm sorry.

I mean, don't you have some baggage, too? Don't we all know? Jared, you've got to be pretty good at breaking up at this point. I think that you should take it pretty well. Yeah. Doesn't sound like it, does it? Nope. Broken Jubal in the morning.

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