Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Three's Company

Episode Date: October 14, 2013

Doug's drunken first date story doesn't exactly match up with Shauna's... so we needed to call Shauna's ROOMMATE to find out what REALLY happened that night! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubels's Second Date Update. There are very few places that you're guaranteed to find love. Okay. Craigslist would be probably number one. Yeah. And then at a bar, right?

Oh, yeah. We're doing love in quotation marks, correct? No, no, no, no. Love slash restraining order? No, no. Love is something you can fix at the free clinic. And one person's restraining order is another person's passion. Let's just remember that. Okay. Hey, Doug, what's up, man?

What's up, Jubal? Not much. Doug emailed us about a girl that he met at a bar named Shauna, right? Yes, sir. So tell us a little bit about Shauna. Well, man, me and a buddy of mine, we went to see a Seahawks game in a sports bar. It was packed.

I mean, typical Seahawks crowd. Everybody was rowdy. Everybody was on tilt, man. Everybody was pretty drunk. Yeah, it's weird. It's weird that you would say that, because normally people don't ever drink while watching football. It's weird that you would say that, because normally people don't ever drink while watching football. It's a super sport.

You found the one bar where everybody was just getting hammered watching the Seahawks game. Weird. How did you meet this girl and the madness of it all? She had like a little half Jim Zorn shirt. And I was like, man, this chick has a Jim Zorn shirt on.

It's like a retro throwback jersey. So did you just go talk to her? No, I kind of, man, this chick has a Jim Zorn shirt on. It's like a retro throwback jersey. So did you just go talk to her? No, I kind of moseyed my way over to her. I got game, man. Doug, you sound like a mosey-er, too. I can picture you moseying over to her, cuddling up next to her at the bar. It sounds like it took him until the third quarter.

No, it was like early fourth quarter. You finally got up the nerve to next to her at the bar. It sounds like it took him until the third quarter. No, it was like early fourth quarter. Okay. You finally got up the nerve to talk to her, and obviously you guys hit it off. Yeah, I mean, it's just, you know, the excitement of the game. It was just like we were high-fiving, and I could tell she was flirting. Right. She was really flirty. Remember, he's got game.

Well, I mean, the Hawks were driving. We were in what's called the red zone. Thank you. And that was for you, Brooke. I just wanted to explain that to you. That's cute, honey. It's like we were doing shots, so we were pretty lit up. So I told her, I said, listen, if the Hawks score in this next play,

then you've got to flash the bartender. What? Why wouldn't you? What? It's a bar. It's a game, you know? Yeah, but that's your chance to, like, then you've got to kiss me. Then you've got to go on a date with me.

Not flash the bartender, dude. No, man. That's someone who doesn't have game. Oh, that is. Thank you for the explanation. Nah, man. That's someone who doesn't have games. Oh, that is. Thank you for the explanation. So they scored, and man, let me tell you. I mean, I don't want to get too descriptive because I know this is a family show, but wow.

It's often referred to as a family show. I mean, they were just unbelievable. They were just, what a sight to behold. Oh, nice. I just picture the heavens opening up. Yeah. He's like. Doug.

How did your evening end with Shauna? Well, I mean, we really hit it off, man. We kept drinking. We went over to her place. She invited me in in and long story short I left that morning. So you got to know each other in the biblical sense.

Touchdown my man. Red zone scoring. Extra point. Good. You never actually went on a date you guys just hooked up. To me it was like a date and then a hookup. Okay. Because I count meeting somebody the first date.

You guys hung out for a while. A football game is long. You chest bumps. That's good for at least a date. They hung out for a quarter. How many times did you try to get a hold of her? It's been about eight times. Oh, dude.

Is that part of your game? That is so part of his game. Yeah, how long has it been? Eight times in what? A week? In a week. Oh, man. No bueno.

Yeah, that's a lot, man. There's a foul on the play, sir. Okay. Brooke trying to get involved? Yeah. Throw a flag. Sorry, that was holding. All right.

There was no need to high five over that. Sorry, I was proud of her. You guys are cold, man. Alright, we're going to play a song. Come back, caller, and get your second date update, okay? Okay, I appreciate it. Alright, hang on. Moving 92.5

Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email us brookandjubal at moving925.com We will call the person who didn't call you back. That's what we're about to do for Doug. Doug is definitely a ladies' man. Yeah. Right, Doug?

No game. Heck yeah. Oh, man, Doug. Heck yeah. Doug was so genius that he made a bet that got her to show her boobs to a bartender. Actually, every guy that just heard that was like, yeah, he is a genius. Yeah, that's genius. I never thought of that.

Doug was at a bar watching the Seahawks game with some buddies. Ended up meeting this girl named Shauna. They were doing shots, whatever. He made a bet. If the Seahawks score on this play, you got to flash the bartender. She did it. He ended up at the end of the night taking her home. They hooked up.

He hasn't heard from her since. We're about to call her and see why. Any final thoughts before we dial the number, Doug? Dial her up, man. You're not scared at all that she woke up the next morning and you were not what you thought. Coyote arm? Yep. Thank you.

Do I sound scared? No. No, not at all. Alright. I'm gonna at all, actually. All right. I'm going to dial it right now. Hello? Hi, is Shauna there? This is she. Hey, Shauna, how are you?

This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the morning on moving 92.5. What's up? Hey, what's that not much, you know just checking in on people in Seattle see if they listen to us in the morning You listen to us Occasionally I do it's kind of like a census survey that I'm doing just you know, calling random numbers Actually Shauna are you familiar with the second date updates that we do on our show? like a census survey that I'm doing. Just, you know, calling random numbers. Actually, Shauna, are you familiar with the second date updates that we do on our show? Yes. Yes, I am.

Well, we got an email about you. Oh, God. Somebody is wondering why you're not calling them back. Congratulations. Are you guys calling about Doug? Yes! Yeah, we're calling about Doug? Yes! Yeah, we're calling about Doug. The guy that won't get the hint. So Doug told us...

He's seriously calling for a second date update? I f***ing hate that guy. He was a creep. He was crazy. Whoa! Wow. Okay, so what did he do that was so creepy? He says that you guys ended up hooking up and everything.

Yeah. Wow. Okay, I don't know what he told you, dude that was so creepy he says that you guys ended up hooking up and everything yeah wow okay i don't know what he told you but it was a completely embarrassing awful night and i would rather not talk about it what wait you better set the record straight here yeah can you just tell us what happened shauna if you won't tell us what the big problem is, obviously you don't like the dude. Doug? Yeah? Hey, Shauna, that's Doug.

He's actually on the other line listening. Do you want to tell Doug why you won't talk to him? Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, tell me, Shauna. Okay, well, Doug, when we got home and I was like, no, I don't want to sleep with you on the first date, and I turned you down, you were like, oh, yeah, that's cool, yeah, you know, no, I don't want to sleep with you on the first date and I turned you down. You're like, oh yeah, that's cool.

Yeah, you know, whatever. I'll just sleep on the couch. Great. You pass out. I wake up the next morning. You're in my roommate's bed. What?

Oh, Doug. Doug, you dirty dog. Doug! That is a flat out lie, man. What? It's really not, you d***. I can call Leslie and have her back me up on this. Is that your roommate?

That was Leslie. She was my roommate, the one you ended up in bed with. So your roommate hooked up with him, Shauna? No. She woke up the next morning and there was this creepy guy in her bed and we both were kind of like, ew, get out. He just crawled into bed with her. So we

subbed him out and put him in a cab and never wanted to talk to him again. Doug, do you have any memory of this? Like, how drunk were you? There's just no way that that could have possibly happened. Wait, Doug! Shauna, can I put you on hold real quick?

Can you give Producer Boyd your roommate's phone number? Can we call her? Will she talk to us, Nick? Oh, my gosh. Yeah, yeah, I think she will. All right, I'm going to put you on hold then, okay, and give him the number. Hang on. We'll talk to Doug while you give him the number.

All right, Doug? Yeah, man. You don't remember any of that. I mean, if you got the roommate's number, then you need to give her a call because I know there's just no possible way. Can we rewind, though? At the beginning of this phone call, you claimed that you had this great romantic night and you totally nailed this girl when you didn't nail anybody at all.

Like, you're just a big, fat liar at this point, Doug. She was drunk. It doesn't matter. You should be able to remember that and then not make false claims if you don't. Alright, Shauna is back on the phone with us. She gave her roommate's number to Producer Boyd. Shauna, Doug

says he thinks that he hooked up with you. He still won't. I can't remember. I don't think anything was working well enough. So, Producer Boyd got Leslie on the phone. I guess she's on the line. Hey, Leslie, what's up? Hey. Hey.

We got your roommate, Shauna, on the phone with us right now. Hey, Les. Hey, Shauna. And we also have Doug. You remember him. Oh, my God. This guy. She's talking about it.

I love that Doug started this by claiming he had so much game. This is hysterical. Leslie, did you hook up with Doug, or did he just crawl into your bed? No. He just crawled into my bed like a creeper. What? Oh, my God. Did you try to get him out of your bed, Leslie? I didn't even notice until I woke up, and then I freaked out. Oh, my God. What? Oh my god Did you try to get him out of your bed, Leslie?

I didn't even notice until I woke up And then I freaked out Oh my god, that would be so scary Doug, are you going to admit that this happened? Or are you still standing by your Wait, he's denying it? There's just no way it happened, man I know, I'm not a creeper, bro Doug, you can't make this Up I'm sorry that creeper, bro. You can't make this up.

I'm sorry that you have the brain capacity of a peanut, but this is what happened. Whatever, Leslie. You're full of it. You're full of it? Are you kidding me? Doug, why would you think that they'd lie about this? Yeah. I don't know.

Maybe they're just crazy chicks. Shauna, are you a crazy chick? Oh, yeah. Clearly, I'm a crazy chick for ever thinking this guy was mildly attractive. Shut up. What were you thinking when he made a bet with you, you flashed the bartender,

and then you ended up taking him home? I mean, okay. I admit I have a little to drink myself, but I don't sleep with guys on the first date. I, like, thought, you know, he was drunk. He'd already paid for my cab. I was like, okay, I'll let him crash on the couch. I thought I was being a nice person.

Totally. All right. Oh, my gosh. Well, it sounds to me, Doug, like maybe you just had a really vivid dream while you were in Leslie's bed. Right? Dude, look, everybody was drunk.

That's what we all admit to. Okay, so I know I slept with somebody that night. It may have been them. It may have been the cabbie on the way home. Who knows? Shauna, at this point, I would like to offer you a second date with Doug.

We will pay for it. Would you like to go out with Doug again? Thanks, but no thanks. Come on, he's a good guy. Leslie, would you be interested in a first date with Doug? Not even a little bit. No? I want somebody to go out with Doug.

Why don't you go out with Doug? You go out with him, yeah, seriously. No, I don't want to go out with Doug either. Are you kidding me? Doug's creepy. Doug, you found out what the reason is. Apparently, nothing happened that night, and you were just a creep in their place.

Dude, I don't believe it. Still don't believe it, huh? No, those chicks are full of it. You know what? Good for them. I'm glad I didn't sleep with her what yeah that's like being in an interview be like i didn't want that job anyway john stewart is back at the daily show and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors.

And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine.

A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. introducing the Athletes First Family Podcast, the quarterback series. My co-host Brian Murphy, Athletes First CEO, and I are sitting down with the agents who have negotiated contracts for Justin Herbert, Deshaun Watson, Dak Prescott, Tua Tugnavailoa, and Jordan Love. Listen to Athletes First Family Podcast

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