Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Truth or Dare

Episode Date: November 13, 2013

Greg accidentally got hammered during his date with Tanya and decided to play a good old fashioned game of "Truth or Dare".... We'll call that "MISTAKE #1". Find out what ELSE he did wrong in the PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We've been doing these second dates for a while now, and the one thing that I've learned is that it's always a good idea to start drinking before your date shows up. No, that's a bad idea, Jubal. That's what happened with Greg and Tanya. Oh, no. Greg, what's up, man? How are you? Hey, I'm doing good, Jubal. How are you, man?

Good. Now, your email said that you met a girl on a dating website and set up a date at a bar and then wanted to play truth or dare with her, right? Yeah, yeah. I thought it'd be a good way to get to play truth or dare with her, right? Yeah, yeah. I thought it'd be a good way to get to know each other. Okay, explain your date. So I'm probably 10 or 15 minutes early trying to, you know, just show up on time, be courteous. So you got 10 to 15 minutes of drinking time in before she was there?

I got nervous a little bit. I mean, you get nervous before a date. You know, I felt kind of job interview-esque. So I wanted to calm myself down. So I had a drink or two. You can tell he needs a drink or two. Yeah, you sound nervous right now. Should we put you on hold and have somebody get you a drink?

And you shouldn't be drinking before job interviews either. Just to, I mean, you're going to make that parallel. Thank you. Thank you. Yes, it's good advice. So you got there a little early, had a couple drinks yourself to kind of get loosened up, and then she showed up. And how did the rest of the date go?

Yeah, no, it was great. We had a blast. I mean, she showed up. She's gorgeous. She was very nice. We had fun. So we played truth or dare. And at first, it was kind of stupid stuff.

But, you know, I dared her to put an ice cube down her shirt and and you know she dared me to lick the bar table it was that kind of a night it sounds fun yeah that sounds like a fun date to me was there any weird moment while you're playing truth or dare oh yeah oh it got out of control quick like i mean like a bad weird moment like did you screw up the date there somehow? Well, I don't know if I screwed it up. I mean, she was having fun. At one point, I don't remember who it was, but somebody spanked the bartender.

It's like you guys are just getting wasted. That's great. So was the spanking the craziest thing that you did? You know, things were a little foggy. I don't remember everything we did. How did your date end? Well, at the end of the night, I dared her to kiss me, and she did. Good. And she says, I'm headed toward this neighborhood, and I live in the opposite direction, and I wasn't really thinking, so I said, okay, well, I'm headed the other way.

And we just sort of went our separate ways, and I got to thinking that that was probably not a good move on my part. Or her part. She could have walked you home. Gender equality. Yeah, seriously. Let a girl walk at 2 in the morning in a bar closed by herself. It's always great. You know, I called her twice this week.

She hasn't returned my calls, and I'm assuming something went wrong, but I'm not exactly sure. Well, you think something went wrong on her walk home or something went wrong with your kiss at the end of the night? Well, that's what I'm not sure about. Or the date in general, because it sounds like you don't have much memory of anything but her putting an ice cube down her shirt. I remember we were having a blast. I don't remember there being any awkward moments. I remember there being great chemistry.

And, you know, at the end of the night, she kissed me a lot. Okay. That's not bad. All right. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? Thanks. All right, hang on. Moving 92.5.

Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. I actually think playing Truth or Dare on a first date is a good idea. I think it could be fun. It's a fine line. Yeah, maybe. It's a very fine line. Maybe if you don't get absolutely hammered before and during playing like Greg did. Greg, you ready to call Tanya?

I'm ready. All right, if you're just tuning in, Greg met Tanya online. They went out for a date at a bar, ended up playing Truth or Dare. Only thing is Greg showed up probably about 15, 20 minutes before her, started drinking on his own, and then got really drunk while they played Truth or Dare and doesn't remember much about the date. It's got to be kind of weird to not really remember if you did anything wrong. You're saying that's weird? Yeah.

Isn't that every weekend for you? Well, kind of, but, you know, I'm talking about for him on a first date. I can't imagine I did anything that was too out of control. Yeah. Yeah, that's what every drunk says. We're going to call her right now and see what went wrong on your date. If anything did go wrong with you, she just may not be into you, you know? That could be.

All right, I'm going to call her right now. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Tanya, please? This is Tanya. Hey, Tanya, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5. What?

What's up? I'm on the radio. You are? Listen, I wanted to talk to you about a mutual friend we have. Okay. Do you remember going on a date with a guy named Greg? Yeah, I remember that guy. All right.

Greg sent us an email because he really enjoyed your date and wanted to see you again, but you haven't responded to his texts or phone calls or anything. Is there a certain reason that you're not calling Greg back? I mean, we had an interesting date. I don't really think I want to see him again. No. This all sounds very funny. I will tell you this.

He told us you played Truth or Dare. Yeah, and he says he got kind of drunk. The game of Truth or Dare was interesting. By interesting, did you like it, or did you not have fun playing Truth or Dare with him? You know, at first, I was kind of like, it's kind of weird. I started drinking a little bit little bit and i was like this could be fun like whatever but he ended up like spanking the bartender at one point i thought that was kind of weird did

you dare him to do that or you just get up on his own accord and be like hey get over here sweetie and then he spanked the bartender yeah he just he just kind of like did it. I think he maybe, in his weird drunken state, maybe thought I dared him to do it. Oh. Did the bartender want to beat him up? No, the bartender I think might have been gay and kind of like liked it.

You're silly. Yeah, that's funny. You're crazy. So Greg's cuter than we thought. So it's kind of a turn off to go on a date And then have the guy that you're out with Start hitting on the other bartender Yeah I mean Given I think Greg was pretty drunk

But it was Yeah that was kind of odd Then we started doing some more Truth which was interesting Some of the things That he said in response to my questions were a little bit concerning and not

attractive. Like what? He said that sometimes he still lets the bed. Oh, no way! But wait, from being drunk or just like he has a bladder problem? Yeah, he said that this happens sometimes, like maybe once a bladder problem yeah he said it just happens sometimes like maybe once

a week oh no hey that's nice to know on a first date no wonder she didn't get in bed with him i mean like i said he was pretty drunk but i thought that was still kind of disgusting that he told me that yeah i can't believe you continued to talk to, I mean, like, I would just write it off after the bed wedding. You just pay the tab and leave. I mean, I probably should have just, like, left at that point. But, you know, I was trying, I was also, like, kind of having an entertaining time watching him and listening to him.

Yeah. Was the bed wedding the worst thing that came out of his mouth? It got worse. He said that he sometimes likes to manscape his roommate. What? When you first said manscape, I was like, that's alright. And then his roommate though?

What? What does that mean? He said that sometimes his roommate needs help reaching certain areas and that he's really good at it. What? What? Did you just say what I think you said? Oh, come on. Look, I was just telling

the truth. We were playing truth or dare. No! No! Tanya, Greg is actually on the phone. Look, we were just playing truth or dare. I mean, whatever happens is keeping it sacred. I mean, when you play truth or dare, you're not supposed to go and tell everybody. You're not supposed

to admit to things like that. I can't believe you told me that. This is crazy. I can't believe you're going to knock on my second date just because I told the truth. It's not just because you told the truth. It's because of the truth you told her yeah that you shave your roommate i only did it like a handful of times like a couple maybe a couple a couple times and it's not like i mean he asked me to do it oh no it wasn't like there's something i forced myself

i said hey bro i know hey man let me cut a triangle into that. How does that? Long day for you, huh? What if we go in the bathroom and I just kind of shave your back a little bit? Would that make you feel better? I can't believe you guys are clowning me around. I can't. Look, okay, so my roommate, let me just get that.

So we're like brothers. We're tight. Yeah, but still. No, brothers don't do that. So we're like brothers. We're tight. Yeah, but still. No, brothers don't do that. There's nothing weird going on. So he's just super hairy. No! I mean, what am I supposed to do?

I can't. I mean, I'm just trying to be a different person. You're supposed to say no. I've got some hairy friends, and if they ever ask me to shave them or trim parts of their body hair, I'm not doing it. Go pay a professional to do it. You're telling me you never give your friends a manicure? I mean... I don't know.

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I would do that and so much more for someone I cared about. That's what I would do just for myself. And so much more? I will manscape you, Tanya. What's the more? Greg, are you a straight razor type of guy or an electric razor type of guy? No, I use the clippers, you know?

It's nothing. There's nothing. Not involved in shaving cream, okay? Literally, I'm like about to throw up. That's disgusting. At this point, Tanya, I would... It was truth or dare. It was truth or dare.

I mean... Oh, God. Hey, Greg and Tanya, at this point, I would like to offer you guys a second date. We will pay for it. Tanya, would you like to go out with Greg again? I'm sure he'd still love to go out with you. You know, I don't think I can handle going out with you again. I'm sorry, dude.

His roommate might get him all nice and trimmed up. Oh, I mean, come on, man. Dude, Greg, if you're going to play truth or dare, don't play it if you have those kind of truths, okay? Don't say those. Greg, do you have anything to say before we let you guys go? Is it really that big of a deal? Yes, it is. I can't believe I'm not getting a second date just because I told the truth about manscaping my roommate.

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