Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Two Timing Two-Stepper

Episode Date: October 4, 2016

For a first date, it doesn't get much hotter than Salsa Dancing for hours and hours on end. But one of our listeners, isn't getting a call back after her date. Could it be her dance skills? Or was there something else going on? Listen in the Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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like David Oyelowo, Mel Robbins, Martin Sheen, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, and Billy Porter. Listen to My Legacy starting January 20th on MLK Day on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal's Second Date Update. The girl on the phone for a second date update today says that she went dancing on her first date with the guy that she wants to call. She said they went to a dance class. Didn't specify which kind, so I'm assuming probably out there learning all the new dance moves that the kids are doing out at the clubs. Like the Foxtrot and the Lindy Hop and the Charleston Chew.

Yeah, it's one. Is that right, Denise? Is that what you hip cats were out there doing? No, it was salsa. Cutting a rug? She's like, no, you idiot. We were just taking salsa classes. Salsa classes. Okay, that's a little more boring than what I thought.

Oh, that's too bad. All right, so yeah, it says that you guys went, so you took a salsa class with the guy you want to call today, huh? Yeah, yeah. And what's his name?. So you took a salsa class with the guy you want to call today, huh? Yeah. Yeah. And what's his name? Mark. Mark.

And how did you meet Mark? We actually met on a dating site. Were you both already interested in salsa and that's how you guys linked up? No, it kind of came about randomly because we were sort of bonding and joking about our past dates and how boring they were, like the usual dinner, whatever, movie, boring thing that never really works out to like a second date. So we kind of were like, if we went out, we would do something totally fun

and salsa dancing is what we came up with. We would learn the dance of love. Was it fun? Yeah, I mean, it was super fun. We decided to meet up like a half hour before across the street at a bar. And we had a couple of drinks. We laughed a lot. And, you know, he was really funny.

And we had a great time. And we went in to do the dancing. And we were horrible. Like, we were both really bad. Which could be awesome. I mean, if you're both laughing at yourselves during the whole thing, like, it could really be attractive. Yeah, exactly.

And he had this really great laugh, too, and awesome, like, hair, too, that I just wanted to touch the whole time. Awesome hair. Are you the creep that was smelling his hair the whole time? It was just, like, really, like, soft and fluffy. I don't know. You know, we do a lot of these second date updates. We rarely have women fawn over a guy's hair,

so he must have a fantastic haircut. It was just, like, the right amount of curl, you know? Do you like his personality at all, or was it just the hair that did it for you? Oh, no, no, no, yeah. No, he was great. His personality was awesome. He was really sweet and just, like like made me laugh. I mean,

like I said, when we were dancing, we were so bad and we just made each other laugh the whole time. It was great. And even though you're bad, I mean, there's still a lot of physical contact in dancing. Was there good chemistry between you two? I thought so. I mean, it wasn't like super mushy romantic, you know, like there wasn't like this huge spark, but at the same time, I feel like we were kind of just distracted by the fact that we were salsa dancing and we suck. It's probably hard to be romantic and make a lot of eye contact when you're trying to count in your head. One, two, three, four, seven, eight, ten. When you're awkwardly trying to dance, I can understand that. Did you guys do anything other than dance together?

I mean, we danced, and then, you know, we went home pretty much right after that, I think it was, and, like, said goodnight, and that was the sort of weird thing about it. It was like, I was totally down for a kiss, you know, kiss on the first night, but he just gave me a hug. Did he make any plans with you to see you later? Like, we got to take another class because we're so bad. I think we kind of were like, oh, yeah, let's meet up again. You know, sort of that casual thing that you do.

But, you know, we had talked a lot on the website. So I guess I kind of assumed, too, like we were going to follow up. You said he gave you a hug at the end. Was it the kind of hug where it's like he moved slow or was it the kind of hug where he was just like done and didn't want to see you again hug i you know i should have like really paid attention to that i guess i was probably too busy like just wanting to kind of grab his hair and touch his hair so i went in for the hug and you know it was like a hold and release. It was a hold and release.

Hold and release. Okay. So that could be just a moving, slow hug. Then you didn't ask him for like a lock of his hair and that would have scared him off. Is there anything awkward that you could think of? I guess just like, I was totally expecting a kiss. Like there was a couple of moments, even like when we were dancing that I thought, you know, like when we, you know, you take breaks and you listen to the teacher or whatever. I thought that he was going couple of moments, even like when we were dancing that I thought, you know, like when we, you know, you take breaks and you listen to the teacher or whatever. I thought that he was going to kiss me, but he totally didn't. He was just like leaning into like say something funny. So that was kind of awkward, but nothing huge, you know?

How long has it been since your date? Let's see. Two weeks. Two weeks. And have you talked at all? No. You know, I sent him a couple of text messages or whatever, but I haven't gotten any response.

Okay. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call him and get your second date update and find out if something happened, okay? Thank you. All right, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning.

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Denise went salsa dancing on her first date with a guy named Mark, but Mark is not calling her back. That's why she's on the phone today to do a second date update. Denise, anything you want to say to us before we call Mark? No, I guess not. I'm nervous. You're nervous right now? Are you nervous he's going to say something bad?

Or what are you nervous about? No, I mean, I guess I just hope he's not too embarrassed, but whatever. He'll get over it. Not too embarrassed being on the radio in a second date update? Yeah. Or too embarrassed because we know he's a crappy dancer? Oh, no! We do know that. Uh, the radio thing, yeah. Okay. And if you're just tuning in for the

second date update they went salsa dancing they had a fun night at the end of the evening he just gave her a hug when she wanted a kiss but she's really not sure what happened so let's find out right now by dialing his phone number and getting him on the phone okay okay sounds great all right Hello? Hi, is Mark there? Yeah, this is Mark. Hey, Mark, how are you? My name is Jubal. Oh, okay. Hi. Mark, I don't know if you know who I am or not.

I host a morning radio show. It's called Brook and Jubal in the Morning. What's going on? Well, I'm actually calling you today because one of our listeners sent us an email about you. Okay. Her name is Denise, and you guys recently went salsa dancing

together. Whoa. What? It's a segment we do on our show. It's called the Second Date Update. So if somebody goes out on a date and then they get blown off, they ask us to get that person on the phone and ask why. So Denise wants to know why you're not calling her back. Oh, my God.

She called a radio station? Yes, she did. I knew this was a bad idea. You knew what was a bad idea, going out with Denise? Well, sort of. I mean, I feel guilty. There's just really no future for she and I, I think. Why do you say that?

I'd really rather not get into it, but if you talk to her or whatever, definitely tell her she's cool and great, but nothing's going to happen. So you thought she was cool and great, but there's no future between you two for sure yeah can you give me anything more than that i don't know i don't know you said just a second ago that you feel guilty yeah i mean like it's just that she's probably not the only girl that, like, feels that way. What do you mean? It's just that she, like, there have been a lot of sort of one-and-done kind of dates that I've been on recently with, like, a bunch of different girls. So you're dating around a lot?

No, no. What do you mean, no? You just said that you're taking lots of girls out on dates and not calling any of them back. I mean, that's fine. They're not like date dates. I mean, it's not like it's... How is salsa dancing not a date date? That sounds exactly like a date date.

Well, even from the get-go, like even beforehand, I don't plan on calling any of them back. So why go on dates then? They're not dates. I mean, they're not dates. I use the site... Basically, I'm married. What? What did you just say?

I'm married. I'm very happily, very happily married. You are not obviously very happily married if you're on a dating website going out on dates that you refuse to call dates. Like, I promise you that my wife and I are very much in love, and I'm not cheating. Like, I don't kiss any of these girls. I don't hook up with them. You're just lonely or something, and you want companionship when your wife's at work or something?

No, no, no, no. So my wife and I, our five-year is coming up, right? Your five-year anniversary? Yeah, yeah, our five-year anniversary. So I had this whole idea that I wanted to do this big surprise for her where basically I've been going out and I've been taking dancing lessons with different women. And these girls are helping me practice essentially they're like dancing partners you are so full of crap i can't even believe it you're trying to tell us that you're just learning how to dance by being on a dating website it's kind of smart yeah you're such a

oh my god i want to cuss so bad honestly god it's the truth look i mean i start talking to these girls whatever we if it's i only go with people that I think I would have a good time with. And then, you know, we go out, we dance and half the time I even tell them what I'm up to. You know, why half the time?

Why not tell everybody? Why not just go, Hey, I need a partner to dance with. Cause I want to learn to dance for my wife for anniversary. Because it's about my wife. It's not about like bringing somebody else in on the thing you know like i'm not trying to like include some girl in

like my five-year thing why are you on a dating website because it's an easy way to meet people it's people who are willing to go out and have fun they're they want to engage with somebody you know like i could put up some ad on Craigslist, but I might get some creep or some, you know, weirdo. What are you talking about? You can go to a dancing studio and they find a partner for you. Well, I've been to classes before where they have an odd number of people and I just end up standing in the corner like dancing by myself. So would you say it's accurate that you're faking going on dates, Stan? No, because I don't think that there's anything that I'm doing on the date

that is anything that would, like, lead these girls to believe that there's, like, a romantic thing. Yes, every person on a dating website thinks that there's going to be a romantic thing. That's why they're on the dating website, dude. Look, I'm telling you, these girls have really fun times. I have a really fun time. I'm not a jerk. I don't treat them poorly. And in my opinion, I think what I'm doing is way better than what most of these guys are doing on these apps and on this stuff anyway, where they're just trying to get hookups.

Like on my profile, too, it doesn't say I'm looking for a relationship. It says I'm just looking to have fun. So what should I tell Denise then? Like, oh, hey, sorry, he's married? If you're going to talk to her, I would hope that you would include that I thought she was really great. And I hope that she can, you know, I'm sure she's going to find a really great guy because she was really cool. Well, you know, you could actually talk to her because she's actually on the phone listening. Yeah, you are a f***ing liar and you're crazy.

You need mental help. What is going on here? Denise is actually on the phone listening, so she's heard this entire conversation. Yeah, a**hole. You used me. Used you? You made me believe that you were taking me out on a date.

You made me believe that. Well, me out on a date. You made me believe that. Well, if you think back on the conversation, I didn't allude to us dating or anything like that. You know, like there was never a s***. Are you f***ing kidding me? It's a dating website. Every conversation you have on a dating website is alluding to you dating. What do you think the point is? Just to be friends?

Yeah, I don't just talk about like hooking up with a guy the entire time. You're trying to get to know each other. There's so much more to it. You're crazy, and you're a complete a**hole. Thanks for ruining my dating experience. Look, you are pinning this all on me, and this is not my fault, okay? Like, if you had asked me at all i would have been totally up front with you you just said hey like are you are you seeing other people are you you know what's your

deal are you married like i would have totally been like yes i am married i love my wife that is ridiculous that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. So dumb. Yeah, well, other girls ask, and I told them, so. So there you go. What? What are you going to tell your wife? Oh, honey, just for you, I signed up for a dating website, and I have been going out with random women learning how to dance. Well, I'll probably, you know, won't tell her that part of it. But what I will say is that I took four months of dance classes for her. I went and spent all this time and energy trying to do something romantic. Hey, I have to ask the question no matter what. So, Mark, would you like to go on a second date with Denise?

We'll send you guys out again for another salsa dancing class or something. I mean, I need to take more classes. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not kidding. I mean, now everything's out in the open and it'd be, you know, like friends going for a dance class. I think Denise would

rather kill you. I hope your wife leaves you, seriously. So is that a no? Yeah, I think that's a very strong no, Mark. Thanks for your time, though. I appreciate it. Yeah. Yeah, good luck on your dance classes, okay? I hope your wife loves it.

Thank you. I think she will. And Denise, there you go. That's why you're not getting a call back. Well, I'm glad I found out, at least. Well, you should have asked to begin with, apparently, Denise. Apparently, yeah. For now on, I'm going to ask every day at eye going, are you married?

Are you just here to make some bullshit for your wife? Yep, I think that's a good idea. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 that says, see, that second date update is proof. Never do anything to try to impress your wife because no matter what you do, you'll always lose. Talking, of course, about the second date update from today. This girl named Denise wanted to call a dude named Mark. They met online.

They went out to a salsa dancing class, had a fun time, and all of a sudden he just kind of dropped off the face of the earth. Well, it turns out Mark has been dating a lot of women off of this website and taking them to salsa classes. And he doesn't actually think that they're dates. He's just going with these women so that he can learn to dance salsa to surprise his wife for their anniversary.

Yeah, never mind the fact that he doesn't tell anybody that he's married or that he leads them on. Well, that's not true. He said that there was one girl that he doesn't tell anybody that he's married or that he leads them on. Well, that's not true. He said that there was one girl that asked if he was married, and he was honest, and he said, yes, I am married, and I'm doing this for my wife. Other than that, he's just duping girls into going on dates so that he can have dance partners because he can't do it with somebody that he already knows because they might tell his wife. And so he's basically going on dates with women to learn salsa for his wife. That is the most elaborate excuse for cheating I've ever heard in my life.

But he's not cheating. He is cheating. Going on a date with someone else is cheating, you guys. It doesn't matter if there's a physical... I don't know. I don't know. I mean, he's not calling them back. He's not carrying on a relationship.

He's just going out, doing some dance lessons, and then going home. He didn't do anything with her at the end of the night. He didn't even pretend that they were going to go on another date And not telling his wife about it And not telling her how he learned how to salsa dance She should be flattered that her husband's flat enough Oh that's what it is To get all these dates for her

You know how much work it is to plan all these dates And go out with people To learn to dance at a Texan at 78592 That says OMG I think I danced with Mark once We took a class He stepped on my foot and broke my toe. I'm mad. Just saying his wife should watch out.

Another text in at 78592 that says, Hey, Marky boy, for your next anniversary, just do what most of us guys do. Throw some jewelry at her and call it a day. See? Just proof. Stop putting in the effort, guys. All right? That is good evidence. You're just going to get you in trouble.

Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups,

this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, and my latest interview is with Mel Robbins. Work has been seen as the number one cause of stress. How can the let them theory help? As you notice the stress come up, Jay,

you're simply going to say, let them. You have no idea right now how much time and energy is being wasted because of other people's behavior. It's like a death by a thousand cuts. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to My Legacy. I'm Martin of the Kingdom III, and together with my wife, Andrea Waters King, and our dear friends, Mark and Craig Kilberger, we explore the personal journeys that shape extraordinary lives.

Join us for heartfelt conversations with remarkable guests like David Oyelowo, Mel Robbins, Martin Sheen, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, and Billy Porter. Listen to My Legacy

starting January 20th on MLK Day on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.