Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Ultimate Frisbee Dad

Episode Date: February 8, 2017

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Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Today's second date update. Powered by South Hill Mall. Rook and Jubal's second date update. The woman on the phone for a second date update today and myself have something in common.

Uh-oh. Both big fans of Ultimate Frisbee. That's right. You're a fan of Ultimate Frisbee? Well, I've only played once. How does that make you a fan? And I think her experience with Ultimate Frisbee was better than mine.

Really? All I got out of it was a bunch of people at a park calling me a maniac and a lunatic. What? Why? A sadistic freak, whatever that means. I didn't know you weren't supposed to take a baseball bat to play Ultimate Frisbee. I had no idea. Yeah.

But then I get labeled all kinds of names. But Jesse actually got a date out of playing Ultimate Frisbee. And I don't think had a restraining order slapped on her either. Unless I'm wrong, Jesse. Am I wrong? No. You didn't bring a bat to the game or an axe or anything like that then?

No. Boring. I wish somebody would have told me beforehand. But your email said that you met the guy you want to call today playing Ultimate Frisbee? Yeah. I'm kind of a spontaneous person

and I like trying out new things. I was online and I saw this game thing so I was like I want to do that I've never played before was it a singles like meetup type thing no not necessarily it was just sort of like young people so how was it when you went out there and played did you find out you were amazing at ultimate frisbee and had no idea no I'm actually really bad, apparently. But there was this one guy who was really good. He probably had been playing with that group of people for a long time. And I know that's what really turns ladies on, is a guy who can handle a frisbee.

It's actually not too far from a lie. No, it was actually really nice, because you have to have a certain grace, you know? Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Any athletic man on a field that is good is sexy. Okay. Yeah.

No, it was really sexy. So I was trying to get his attention a little bit. And so during a break, I was like standing by him and and he offered me some of his Gatorade. He was like, here, it looks like you could use some of this. Offered you some Gatorade, huh? Yeah, he offered me some. It was blue, you know. Wait a minute, though.

I mean, if you're sharing out of the same bottle, that means he doesn't think you're gross. Right. That's why I was excited, because I was like, okay, so breaking the ice, sharing Gatorade. It's already like you guys kissed. Yeah, right. Next step, swap and spit. Yeah.

I don't know. He was just like super straightforward and like immediately was joking with me at my expense. And I don't know. I like that. You know, give it to me. And, you know.

That's another thing that I've heard women like. Another attribute that dudes have if they're able to do that. I've heard it's a big deal for ladies. So did you ask him out or did he ask you out? He asked me out. Oh, nice.

Yeah, which was great. You know, we had a couple of drinks, had a nice meal. But I was a little annoyed because there were a lot of like kids there and they were being really loud and just annoying you know like they were like running all over the place and at a fancy restaurant they were it wasn't a fancy restaurant but it wasn't you know it's a decent restaurant and i don't know they were just so loud and so i said know, it was just so loud. And so I said to him, I was like, kids are annoying.

Like, I don't know how people do it. And then he was just like, oh, I have a kid. Oh, that was good. What I meant was every kid except for yours is annoying. Wow. How'd you backpedal on that? Yeah, well, no, I was like, no, no, no, just these kids. I'm sure your kid is great.

It was really awkward, and I didn't know what to say. He was really nice about it. He, like, joked with me. It was just like, no, no, no, I get it. Like, I have a kid. He's annoying. Like, I get it. So he agreed with you.

I mean, he just dropped on you that he had a kid. How did you feel about that? I mean, yeah, it's weird, but I don't know. Like I said, I like to try new things. So why not parenting? Being a mom, whatever, step-parenting.

You know, I haven't dated a guy with a kid before, so why not, right? So how did everything end with him? Well, I thought things were going smoothly, and then he took me home, kissed me on the cheek,

which, you know, is nice. I was hoping for a little bit more, but it was nice. Yeah, especially from an ultimate Frisbee player. Those guys are badasses. They're usually not going for a kiss on the cheek at the end of the night, you know? So do you think it's a kid thing that is the reason? I mean, everything else was great.

That was the only awkward moment that I could think of that probably would have kept him from calling me again, you know? And how many times have you tried to reach out to him? I sent him, like, a text a few days after and no reply. Yeah, so just once.

But I really want to see him again. You know, I really enjoyed our date. Okay. Well, we'll play a song, come back, You know, I really enjoyed our date. Okay. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call him and get your second date update, all right? Okay. Okay, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update.

I'm honestly really surprised that Jessie, who was on the phone to do a second date update today, isn't getting a call back from the dude that she went out with because really she has all of the qualities that men look for in a woman. She hates kids. No. That's pretty much it. That's the quality. That's what you look for.

That's the quality, and she has that. Right, Jessie? No, I didn't say I hated kids. I just thought the ones in the restaurant were annoying. If you're just tuning in, Jessie met the dude she wants to call today while playing Ultimate Frisbee. They went out to eat at a restaurant, and the only thing that she thinks might be the reason he's not calling back

is because while they were there, she made a comment about how annoying the kids in the restaurant were, and that's when he said, oh, I have a kid. I guess it was a little awkward after that, but they got back to normal and she ended with a kiss on the cheek, but hasn't heard anything since. Yep. That's pretty much it.

And the thing is, you never really came back from that. And, and you never told him like, no, I actually like kids. I could see myself being with someone with a kid. Is that what you want to tell him now if we get him on the phone?

It sounds a little desperate saying that, doesn't it? I don't know. I just wanted to get away from the awkward moment. Maybe you just addressed that it was a joke and move on instead of being like, no, no, no, I promise I want to be a mom. I don't know. Either way, the date didn't work out for you, so I'm going to call him right now, see if we get him on the phone and find out what happened, okay?

Okay. All right, here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Douglas? This is Douglas. Hey, Doug. This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. How are you? My name is Douglas. Who's this? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. How are you? My name is Douglas. Who's this? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.

Okay. Who are you? I host a radio show called Brook and Jubal in the Morning. My name is Jubal. What do you need from me? Well, I wanted to talk to you about a friend of ours who you know. Okay. Okay. You're a pretty quick and to the point guy aren't you douglas yes i am why are you calling me um good question so you went out with a girl named jesse recently yeah yeah did you like jesse what business is that of yours well it's it's our business

because she emailed us to see if we could talk to you and find out if you didn't like her. I didn't hate her. I just didn't feel it working. Okay. Can you tell us why? I don't feel we're at the same places in our lives. And it's just as far as personalities, temperaments, and patience goes, it's just not what I'm looking for in someone to date. Sorry. Is it because you have a kid and she doesn't? How do you know that? Well, she told us a little bit about your date and said she thinks that's the reason you don't want to go out with her again. Just like a millennial, so you can't deal with it yourself. Wait, what what you just like put down a whole generation

of people there well i'm not saying that every millennial is one of those things and behaves that way but when i see a duck i call it a duck it's a good way to be so you thought she was a millennial duck no well after having to listen to a a-minute tirade that someone didn't tag her in a Facebook post, yeah, kind of. What? Okay, wait. Whoa. I want to know about the tirade, but I'm really curious. Are you a 65-year-old man?

I'm a 30-year-old man with two kids with sole custody. I got a lot to do. I'm very busy. I just don't have time to screw around anymore. Okay, and by her complaining about a Facebook post, you think she has time to screw around and you don't have time to screw around anymore. Okay. And by her complaining about a Facebook post, do you think she has time to screw around and you don't? It's not just that. She's complaining that, you know, I work a 10 to 5 job

and I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and her friends aren't tagging her Facebook posts. And it's just, I mean, I don't think she's a bad person. I just don't have time for that yeah i mean it makes sense like you're a single parent of i'm in a different place in my life i'm sorry what i mean why didn't you just tell her that though well i didn't want to come down on her as like you know you're an idiot and i don't want to have anything else to do with you i mean we're already there on the day and i don't think that i don't think that it's just like i said we're already there on the date. And I don't think that. I don't think that. It's just like I said. We're just in different places in our lives.

We want different things. Maybe in a few years she might feel differently. But right now I don't have the time to do it. So in your mind it's just finish the date up, give her a kiss on the cheek, send her on her way, and you can get back to doing business. Look, it's not doing business. It's called life. I'm actively participating in it, and I just got to get it done. I don't have time for the BS.

But, I mean, here's the thing with that. Like, I get that you have a lot on your plate right now, but you can't fault her for not having the same amount of stuff to deal with. I'm not faulting her. I'm just saying that I don't have time for it. I'm sure there's plenty of other guys that can sympathize and want to listen to her about not getting tagged in a Facebook post. I'm not one of them.

All right. And look, if you guys want to get back to her and just let her know, that'd be great. I'd appreciate it. Well, I have a better idea. I can tell that you're, like I said, you're a man of business. Let's expedite it and just let you know that she's on the phone right now and you actually told her. What are you talking about? I mean, she's on the other line listening to this conversation

and would like to speak with you real quick. If you have time, sir. Sir? She's not on the phone. Yes, I am. Hi. I'm sorry, Jesse, you had to hear that. I don't mean it maliciously, but it's the truth. It just sounds like you're being really, really insensitive, honestly.

It's not about insensitivity. It's just, I mean... No, it's that you don't want to empathize with my problems, but you think your problems are so much bigger and greater than mine are. You were worried about a Facebook post. I have two kids to raise. Quantitatively, much bigger problems. I'm sorry if that hurts your feelings i don't mean to it's just the way it is listen it wasn't about the facebook post it was the fact that it was posted by my roommate okay you have no idea what it's like to live with two other women it's hard it's really hard are you kidding me i can't even believe that sentence is coming out of your mouth. Because you have no idea. You have no clue. You've never

done it before. You have no idea what it's like to be responsible for two kids that you're responsible for keeping alive. You live with two kids. They're not your responsibility. I'm with two kids. I am their responsibility. The buck stops with me. It doesn't... I'm not worried about

Facebook posts. I'm sorry. Please stop talking about my Facebook posts and stop talking about your kids, okay? Really, how hard can it be to raise two kids, okay? You just put them in front of a TV. Why not? I'm starting to lose my patience. Like I said, she's not an evil person. I just do not have time for this nonsense anymore. I'm sure she'll do great. I said, she's not an evil person. I just do not have time for this nonsense anymore. I'm sure she'll do great. I'm sure she's going to find a great guy. I really got to go. Listen, working is

hard, okay? I work from 10 to 5 with barely an hour lunch break, okay? That's difficult, and you don't even want to hear me out. Yeah, hear her out, dude. 10 to 5. You want to know something? Like the day that we met playing up at Frisbee, you know the kind of days off I get like that? I get one of those a month.

Even when I have a day off, Jesse, I don't have a day off. I have to babysit two kids every second of the day. There's no time off for me. If I'm lucky, I get five hours of sleep a night. That is the choice you made, okay? If you have two kids, that's your choice. You're going to be a father, okay? You can't blame me if I want to get more than eight hours of sleep a night. That is the choice you made, okay? If you have two kids, that's your choice. You're going to be a father, okay? You can't blame me if I want to get more than

eight hours of sleep tonight. Jesse, I'm not blaming you. I just don't want to date you. Jesse, I think that you should probably just quit while you're ahead, because he is being way nicer than I expected him to be to you. I don't think so. I'd like to hear more from him.

As a matter of fact, I think you guys would be a great couple. Oh, really? Yeah. Douglas, would you like to go out with Jesse on another date? We will pay for it.

Come on, guys, please. Please get you a second date. Yeah, I don't think that's pretty bad. Am I reading into it wrong, Douglas? Look, I appreciate that you're having a lot of fun on the radio, but I really got stuff to do. I'm sorry Jesse and I didn't get along.

I'm sorry you guys couldn't put us back together for a date. Everything will be fine. The sun's coming up tomorrow. Nobody's going to die. But I have to go get my kids ready for school. Please. May I go? All right.

We'll let you go, Douglas. Thank you. Thank you. Bye. Bye. All right. And he is gone. Jesse, I'm sorry that didn't work out for you.

I mean, I'm kind of blown away by it. I honestly thought it didn't go that badly. You thought it didn't go badly? He just denied you and hung up. Well, Jesse, better luck next time, okay? Okay. And I feel your pain about the Facebook tagging thing. It is so annoying when people leave you off posts

Thank you Yeah You just didn't get it I know Good jerk Text message in at 78592 That says that girl makes me ashamed To be a millennial

Talking about today's second date update That was taped while Brooke was still here Brooke is out on maternity leave Jackie is filling in But anyway, the couple, Jesse and Douglas That's their names Jesse wanted to call Douglas He wasn't calling back after they had a great date

And the reason why is because he's a busy man with kids And she has big problems too Yeah, she does She was really upset that her roommates didn't tag her in a Facebook post. That gets me so riled up. And she was also complaining about having to work from 10 to 5 with only an hour lunch break.

Oh my God. Where does she work that they demand that of her? I know. That is ridiculous. I'm sure she could call somebody. That's got to be illegal. I mean, then she's going to get to the gym late, and then the bachelor's on late. I mean, there's so much going on in her life. Those's got to be illegal. I mean, then she's going to get to the gym late, and then the bachelor's not late.

I mean, there's so much going on in her life. Those are such easy work hours. I know. And the guy was kind of a jerk about it. You know, like, we're in two different places in life. I'm busy. I got kids, and she doesn't understand the pressures. He's a little barky about it.

Yeah, he was. He was a little angry about it, but almost everybody texting in at 78592 is taking his side just because of the trivial stuff that she complained about. But seriously, your roommates not tagging you in a Facebook post? I mean... You live with them. It's so easy. I think that's in the Constitution. Yeah, seriously. I don't have to do that. And then a lot of parents are mad

at her because she used the line, well, you have kids, just put them in front of the TV or whatever, right? Super easy. I got... Don't even say that. Then again, none of us do that. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.

Move in 92.5. Valentine. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's more you on bumble more of you shamelessly sending playlists especially that one filled with show tunes more of you finding gemini's because you know you always like them

more of you dating with intention because you know what you want and you know what we love that for you someone else will too be more you this year and find them on bumble Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general.

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this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.