Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: unBEARably Awkward

Episode Date: October 9, 2019

Very rarely do Second Date Updates go well... and this is no exception. The girl in today's second date update thinks she knows the EXACT moment that things went south during the date, but she swears it wasn't HER FAULT. She's blaming it all on the BACON...and you'll find out what that means only if you listen into the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update The girl on the phone for today's second date update met the dude that she wants to call in one of the scariest places ever. A bookstore. I thought you were going to say like a funeral home or something. No.

Bookstore. Who goes into those places these days? I do. They scare me. They creep me out. No, bookstore. Who goes into those places these days? I do. They scare me. They creep me out. Anyway, Diana, how are you? I'm good. How are you? Good, good.

So you said you met the guy at a bookstore? I went to a book signing for a cookbook because I really like this chef because he's paleo, and I'm really into that right now. Paleo. Is he kind of like a douchey gym dude no that's what was so weird that's just what I'm figuring like all I had today was bacon like I woke up and I ate like bacon then I washed my mouth with bacon mouthwash and then I had a bacon sandwich before I hit the door paleo remember she may be a douchey gym girl so I don't know that I addressed your opinion on that one I'm not I just I have to be gluten-free so I don't know that I addressed your opinion on that one. No I'm not. I'm not. I just I have to be gluten-free so I'd rather just be paleo because it's way more interesting than

gluten-free crappy bread. So you met him at this book signing for this paleo cookbook? Yes. Okay. And so we were talking in line and his name is Mike and when we left he asked me for my number and I was like okay sure why not and so he called me like the next, and I was like, okay, sure, why not? And so he called me, like, the next day, and he was like, hey, can we make dinner plans? And I said, sure. Way to go, Mike, calling the next day and everything. I know, that never happens, right? Yeah. And so he asked me if he could take me out to dinner, and I actually even let him pick me up at my apartment, which hardly ever happens, right?

Yeah. You usually don't want somebody to know where you live if you've only met them, like, for a brief moment in time. Yeah, but it's a dude from a bookstore. How bad can it be? And I love my initial reaction is like, that's so romantic. And Jubal's is, you're going to get yourself killed. Yeah. Not safe.

See, I agree with Jubal because that's how I normally am. Usually the first time you meet somebody, you meet out somewhere. So you're not in the same predicament. Yeah, we trust no one. I know. You get me, Brooke. You get me. So how did it go?

How did her go? So he picked me up and we started talking in the car on the way to dinner. And I said something, I guess this was stupid to say. I don't know. Like I said, this is the first time I've been with a guy in a long time. Did he smile? Did he suddenly start smiling? Like, all right.

Why did we even bother with dinner? Yeah, we're doing that. No, I meant to say, like, out with a guy, not, like, with a guy. I don't know. Now that I hear myself saying it, I'm like, oh yeah, that might have been that. Who knows what he was thinking about that. He's like, wow, she doesn't even know how the birds and the bees work.

So like, what is he thinking? Like, I was a lesbian and now I'm out with a guy? Did he address it or did it seem to just kind of go away? No, he didn't really say anything. He was just smiling. So I was just really happy when we got to the restaurant. And was dinner good or did you make some more mistakes?

Like, oh, this is the first time I've ever been with a carrot. I mean, had a carrot. That is so disturbing. I mean, had a carrot. I mean, ate a carrot at dinner. Any more of that kind of stuff happen? No, no. No, dinner was great.

We were laughing. We were talking. You know, everything was was fine and we were having a great time i thought so and then at one point something just happened like out of nowhere his mood just changed changed how he just wasn't laughing he wasn't he just like just became like stoic looking all of a sudden really Really? Did you say something offensive? I don't think so. I think at that point we were just talking about bacon actually involving him. Well, I'm offended. It's so funny that you said that earlier.

He's a vegetarian. That's what happened. Screwed everything up. So really, just out of the blue, his whole demeanor changed. Yeah, he just got really quiet. Wasn't making eye contact with me anymore, he wasn't smiling, he started looking at his phone a lot. And how was everything at the end of the night? Was he the same way, or did it pick back up? Well, I mean, when he kept looking at his phone, I just asked him, I was like, we can

go if you want to go. Yeah. Okay. What did he say? He was like, yeah, that's great. And so... That's not good. what did you do diana i don't know i really wish that's why i need your help but i don't know what i did did you i mean did you ever ask him like what's going on are you okay i mean i did ask him i was like is everything

okay are you feeling okay he was like yeah i'm fine and just it was so cold it was completely different than like the rest of the evening. Yeah. Sounds like you guys had a really not awkward drive home. I mean, but he opened the car door for me and like gave me a hug and said goodnight and walked back to his car. So you at least got a hug. Judging by your story, I was going to guess that he just kicked you out going like 60.

Talk and roll. Yeah. All right. See you later, lady. That was a fun fun date and you haven't heard anything from him since? No. Sounds like you didn't hear anything from him like halfway through your date. All right well we'll play a song come back call him and get your second date update all right? Thank you. Yep hang on. It's always really confusing when you're talking to somebody and everything's going well and then all of the sudden the mood changes. I was in this conversation with my dad the other day, this deep conversation.

Everything's cool. And then I slowly reached across and tweaked his nipple. What? It's your dad, dude. His whole demeanor just changed. For me, perfectly normal. But for him, apparently that was weird. And then he didn't want to talk to me

for the rest of the day. Whatever. Most dads love nipple tweaking. Same kind of thing happened to Diana who's on the phone for a second date update right now. She went out with a guy named Mike. They were having a great time. And then all of a sudden, in the middle of dinner, his mood just completely changed. He was on his phone, not paying attention to her. And then she said, well, I guess we can go. And he's like, yeah, great time and then all of a sudden in the middle of dinner his mood just completely changed he was

on his phone not paying attention to her and then she said well i guess we can go and he's like yeah we should probably just go and then he dropped her off at her house and he hasn't been heard from since so we're about to call him and find out what went wrong yeah i really just don't know what happened and i just really look like uh you know figure it out and get some closure with it i don't have any guesses for you on this one. Like he seemed like such a gentleman leading up to it. He picked you up. He opened doors.

That's the thing. He was a gentleman when we were leaving too. He, you know, dropped me off. He gave me a hug. He was very sweet. I don't get it. I just don't get it. You didn't tweak his nipple or anything.

Not in my collection, no. I'm going to dial his phone number right now, get him on the phone, and get your second date update. Are you ready? Yes, kind of. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Mike, please? Yeah, this is him. Hey, Mike, how are you?

This is Jubal from Br and jubile in the morning what from the radio show yeah mike are you a listener to the show uh i think i may have heard you for like a brief second but then i turned the station real quick i don't blame you like my mom sweet thanks mike well we actually got an email from somebody who listens to our show a lot more than you have. Her name is Diana, and you recently went out on a date with her. And she wanted me to call you to find out why you're not calling her back. All right. That's pretty weird.

Yeah. It's a little strange. It's a segment we do on our show all the time called the second date update. If you'd listened for more than two seconds, you would have known that, Mike. So Diana is confused why you're not calling her back. Because I didn't want to go out on a second date with her. Got that. We've got that out of the way.

But what we're wondering is, is there a certain reason? Did she do anything wrong or did you just not feel a vibe? It was just, I don't know. It just, it was just kind of like an uncomfortable date. I just didn't feel like we had, uh, any chemistry and, um, yeah. Do you mind if I recap what she told us and then you tell me if it's correct? Yeah, go for it. Okay. She said that you guys met at a bookstore and then you went out for dinner and when you were at dinner everything was going great until like the middle of the date and then you just kind of shut off and stopped talking to her she said that yeah i mean she was the one that stopped talking

what do you mean she stopped talking to me that was not what her story was at all according to her you stopped talking and the whole time she she was trying to get you to open up again. And you were on your phone, and then the date ended. I was there, and she's definitely the one that stopped talking to me. I don't know. Maybe it was something that I said that made her feel uncomfortable. I really don't know. She said that you guys were just talking about bacon, and then things got weird. We were talking about bacon, but that wasn't the topic that made the date uncomfortable. That wasn't what started the bad vibes. Okay. What was it? Well, whenever I go out on dates,

I always like to ask interesting questions that just kind of make you think and also initiate good conversation. And I asked her, what is your greatest fear? And she said, bears. And right after she said bears, the entire vibe changed. The entire vibe. That's when things got really uncomfortable. She was very awkward after that. What?

Very easily startled. What? Easily startled? Easily startled? Just thinking of bears made her frightful? was very awkward after that very easily startled it was what easily started like just easily startled just thinking of bears made her frightful yeah i don't know what it was but like even for example like the uh waiter brought her her food and from behind just kind of placed her food down in front of her and she was startled like that startled her a lot. It was almost as if, like, a bear delivered the food. Wait, was she, like, previously attacked by a bear, and she's having flashbacks all of a sudden? She didn't give me any information.

It was just, she said bear, and then she completely checked out. That was pretty much it. Oh, my God, Mike, you're lying. What was that? Mike, that is Diana. Diana's on the phone right now? Yes, I am. What the hell are you even talking about?

So you're denying that you didn't check out when I brought up your greatest fear and you said bear. So that didn't happen? No, that didn't happen at all. I was talking the entire time. And you checked out completely. Then how come whenever I brought up your biggest fear and you said bear, you were staring off into the distance, you weren't even looking at me, you weren't paying attention at all.

It's like I didn't even feel like I was on a date anymore. Whoa. No, we were talking about bacon. And then all of a sudden you checked out and started looking at your phone, and you didn't have any eye contact anymore. You checked out, and we were talking about bacon. Who? No. Who's telling the truth here?

I'm so confused. Is it the bears or the bacon? I don't know. Guys, I honestly don't know, but I feel like she needs to go see a therapist about this bear situation. I don't know why she's denying this right now, but I am 100% certain that she is terrified of bears or the word bear.

I really don't know at this point. Diana, are you scared of bears? Just a word? Just to clarify, I don't like bears. But you know what? They don't petrify me and I don't think about them, and like, they're all scared and stuff. You know what I mean? It's a bear.

It sounded like you were screaming at every move that other people made because you thought you were about to be attacked. That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Like, I'm not scared of bears. All right, well, I hate to ask an awkward question that might shut everything down. Uh-oh. Sounds like that's what we have a problem with here.

But, Mike, would you like to go out on a second date with Diana? We will pay for it. I don't think that's a great idea. Obviously, she's very unaware of her trigger words. Oh, my God. I think that, you know, because I'd rather if I go out with you again, I'm going to wear a bear costume. Maybe that might that might help you get through whatever it is that you, you know, experience. This is so strange.

Mike, thank you for your time. And I do agree with you. Maybe the bear costume is a good thing. Therapeutic. Diana, I'm sorry you did not get a second date. That's okay. Thank you so much for calling and letting me know what happened. Oh, my God.

I feel so unresolved by all of this. I don't know if it was the bacon of the bears, and it's driving me crazy. Listen, Diana, if you need a good counselor to help you with your bears, I got like four that I go to, so I can hook you up with a number, okay? Thank you. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 that says, I've never been so confused in my life. I'm with you. It's Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 that says I've never been so confused in my life.

I'm with you. It's Broken Jubal in the morning. I think that makes everybody getting lots of texts in at 78592 saying what I don't understand what the problem was.

We're talking about the second date update. This girl Diana wanted to call a guy named Mike. They went out to eat. They had dinner. And she says that while they were talking about bacon, because they're paleo,

he just got cold and stopped talking to her and ended the date. Then we got him on the phone, and he says that he likes to ask people on first dates what their biggest fear is because they can tell a lot about a person. It's interesting. I've never been asked that.

It's a good question. He says that she said her biggest fear was bears and then she stopped talking and kind of looked like she was startled by everything because she's so scared of bears. He said that he thought bear may be her trigger word.

Yeah, like it was that bad. And she does not agree with any of his assessment on what happened. She's like, I wasn't cold at all. I wasn't even thinking about bears after that. And he's like, yeah, you were. You weren't even talking to me.

You were just looking off in the distance, thinking about being mauled by a bear. And then when the waiter came up, you got startled because you were so scared of bears. And then she's saying, well, I was talking about bacon and you just stopped talking. And then into the date. So maybe they both have triggers and they don't even know it. Like bears is her trigger word and bacon is this guy's trigger word. Someone texted in a good question. Were they even on the same date?

Yeah, right? Maybe we just got two random people who happened to have gone out with the same names. Somebody else texted in and said I think the only thing you need to do is go to the restaurant and interview the waiter who helped them. I think we do need to take it a step further.

And they'll be like, I don't know. I asked them if they wanted a Caesar salad and they both stopped talking to me. It's very confusing. But if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Moving 92.5. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment

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