Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Urgent Family Matter
Episode Date: September 8, 2016Some of our FAVORITE Second Date Updates are when we try to call one person and somebody ELSE picks up the phone! That's what happened today and It... Was... JUICY! Hear what happened in the PODCAST. ...(Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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date update. Today's second date update is a little different from the normal ones. Kaylee, 92.5. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update.
Today's second date update is a little different from the normal ones.
Kaylee, who's on the phone with us right now, actually got a call back from the guy that she went out with.
His name is Luke.
Kaylee, tell us a little bit about Luke first.
Hi, you guys.
Hi, Kaylee.
Dish on Luke, Kaylee.
Tell us a little bit about Luke.
I actually met him on Facebook.
Uh-oh.
He just randomly friended me one day, and we started flirting and IMing, and then I met him on this date.
Did he actually look like his profile, or did you get catfished? He was pretty close, you know?
That's good.
It wasn't an elderly woman that showed up.
It was actually the guy that you thought it would be.
What did you guys do on your date?
It was fun.
We went to this arcade place, and they had billiard, darts,
and so it was competitive and cute and drinking game.
We even had some kissing bets, like if I won or if he won,
you know, you'd kiss him.
It was fun.
It was cute.
You know, Jose's the only one that I know that dates this way.
That's the only reason I'm worried for you about this Luke fella.
You mean Facebook?
Yes.
This is 100% how I meet every girl on Facebook.
Now, Kaylee, your second date update is a little bit different
because you actually did talk to Luke on the phone, right?
He called me the day after the date.
Okay.
Like, right away. I didn't have to wait.
But he was calling to tell me that he had a family emergency come up and that he had to go out of town for a while, but that he
like had a great time and he wanted to see me again. That's really nice. That was like two
weeks ago. Well, maybe he's still out of town. Have you thought about that? Yeah. Well, I've
called him and sometimes it's his voicemail and sometimes it just rings and rings. It's been two
weeks that I haven't heard anything. What was his last Facebook status update,
Kaylee?
Don't lie to me.
He has completely
disappeared from Facebook.
It's so crazy
because he was on there
quite a bit
and then nothing
since he said he had
this family emergency.
Absolutely nothing.
He's probably blocked you
from saying certain things.
Oh, come on, you guys.
You can think about that.
We need to stop
being so cynical.
So you've tried to call him
a few times
and it goes to voicemail. Does it go to voicemail
like he's sending you to voicemail?
It goes to voicemail after like ringing
for a while and then sometimes it just rings and rings
and nothing. And I've tried a few
times. Probably a few too many.
Okay, maybe that's it. How many, Kaylee?
A few times
a day. A lot of times it's not
if his phone is working or not.
I'm really sincerely disappointed.
Kaylee.
Oh, no, honey.
You should not be calling him that much.
Come on.
Just start dialing our number instead if it's turning into that much of an addiction, okay?
Are you at least blocking your number when you call him?
No, I'm not blocking my number.
Oh, God.
Kaylee, you're killing me.
20 missed calls at least.
Maybe he'll answer when we call from this number.
I hope so.
I don't know if I hope he does.
I'm scared.
All right, Kaylee.
We're going to play a song, come back, and get your second date update, okay?
Okay.
All right, hang on.
Moving 92.5.
Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update.
I think that I know why Kaylee kind of screwed up.
She screwed up.
Yeah, Kaylee.
I screwed up.
I do.
I think I figured it out because the dude that you went out with, Luke,
called you after the date, like the day after, and said,
Hey, I got some family emergency.
I'm going to be gone for a little while.
I think maybe he was telling you the truth,
but I feel like you called him so many times in the last two weeks
that you scared him away.
I didn't call him right away, and
plus, like, you call and
make sure somebody's still, like, alive.
I don't know. I was more worried than anything.
Yeah, but it was only two weeks.
You said he had a family emergency. Maybe he really
did, and then you had called him at a bad time,
and then you kept calling over and over
and over again. He's like, I can't deal with it. That's what I
think happened. I'm actually with Jubal on this one.
Really?
Which is really rare, Kaylee.
But man, you've got to feel bad if it's a real true family emergency and you were bugging him.
I don't know.
I feel like I was more concerned than bugging.
Okay.
Okay, are you ready to give him a call?
See if he answers the phone?
Let's do this.
All right, hang on.
Hello?
Hi, can I speak to Luke, please?
No, he's not here.
This is not Luke?
No, this is not.
Is this 206-3-4-7-0?
Yeah, this is Luke's phone, but Luke is not here.
Who am I speaking to? My name is Jubal.
I'm from Brook and Jubal in the Morning on the radio station, moving 92.5.
How are you?
I'm all right. Who is this? This is Bobby. I'm from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning on the radio station moving 92.5. How are you? I'm alright.
Who is this?
This is Bobby. I'm his brother.
Oh, you're his brother.
Yeah. Is there a message you want me to give to him?
Yeah, this is kind of weird.
So, is he around at all?
No, he's not.
Is he okay?
Yeah, he's fine. Is there something I can help you with?
Well, I'm calling because there was somebody that emailed us that went on a date with him.
We do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update, basically.
If you're interested in somebody and they don't call you back after a date, we call them for you.
So that's why we're calling, looking for Luke.
Okay, well, I don't know who this person is, but I think it's probably best to just let them know that Luke is not going to be available for a while.
Is he all right?
Did something happen to Luke?
Because, okay, the girl that he went out with is concerned about him,
and she's been trying to get a hold of him.
Well, I understand that, and, you know, that's nice to hear.
I don't know if you can relay the message back to her that he's not going to call her back.
What?
You can't give me another number or something?
I mean, if you want to call a county jail, you can do that.
Oh, shit!
Are you saying, so Luke is locked up right now?
Yeah, he's in custody.
What did he do?
Listen, I mean, what didn't he do?
I'm not going to get into all that so that's it's his own
thing so he's in jail he's in jail hey what what's your name man what's that what's your name my name
is bobby bobby hey the uh we have we actually have the girl Kaylee on the other line hoping to talk to Luke.
Can you tell her, like, will Luke be calling her back in 5 to 10, 25 to life?
Like, how long?
Let's get a time frame.
Honestly, I don't really know.
I probably shouldn't be speaking about his case.
But, you know, he had a few outstanding warrants.
And then one thing led to another, and he had to turn himself in.
A few warrants.
How long has he been locked up?
Two weeks.
Okay.
So the urgent family matter wasn't necessarily something to do with anybody else,
just maybe...
You're your own family.
Exactly.
That's okay.
Kaylee, do you have a message you'd like to send to Luke on the inside?
Wait, who is...
Kaylee, who are you?
You dated Luke?
Well, I didn't date him, like, plural.
We had one date, and it was really good,
and then the next day he called me,
like, oh my gosh, you know, family emergency,
I'll call you as soon as I can.
And then I didn't hear back from him.
His phone's been weird.
So I was just curious. We had a really good time.
Honestly, you didn't mention anything to me but so what how do you know him how like like what would you do man he just like randomly found me on facebook does he do that a lot
i mean i i don't really know how many how many people he's met on facebook but
so wait a minute you guys only went on one date then right yeah one day so i don't really know how many people he's met on Facebook. So wait a minute.
You guys only went on one date then, right?
Yeah, one date.
So I don't know what he told you he did,
but he was working a minimum wage job.
I mean, I'm a firefighter, and I take care of myself pretty well.
Firefighter? Just throw that fact out there.
All right, then.
You're a firefighter?
Oh, God. What're a firefighter? Oh, God.
What's up, hero?
You know, we weren't here on our date.
He didn't, like, wine and dine me.
We went out and we had, like, cheap beers and played pool.
Come on, you need to have a...
That's not a man date.
Like, a guy needs to take you on a real date.
What's a real date?
Like, dinner?
I don't know.
Like, you know, you got to sit down and have dinner, get to know one another.
Just sounds like, it sounds like, Luke, it sounds like he just took somebody bowling.
Like, that's the stuff he was doing back in high school.
I don't know.
It's a little more flirtatious than bowling.
I don't know.
I think this is more flirtatious than bowling.
Yeah, is this really happening right now?
Can I ask you guys a question?
Bobby, would you be interested in going out with Kaylee?
What?
Your brother only went out on one date with her.
We will pay for it.
Your brother's in jail.
That's like a roll call thing.
The girls that Luke has dated in the past, he's dated some cute girls.
So, I mean, if you're like any of the girls that he's dated before, I mean...
What kind of brother are you?
Yeah, thank you.
Are you serious?
Hey, he's locked up.
What are you going to do?
He's got to take care of his,
you know,
the girls that he's dating.
Somehow they're going to get lonely.
I bet this brother
even turned him in.
Like, you're ratting him out
and taking his women?
Bobby, do you have
any court dates
or anything that we should know about?
No, I'm free and clear.
Nice.
Are you the hotter brother, Bobby?
Oh, yeah.
My family says I am, so, you know, I've always been the cute one is what they said.
All right.
Well, Bobby, would you like to take Kaylee out on a date?
Your brother won't know about it.
Oh.
I'm down with it, Kaylee.
Sounds like you deserve to be wined and dined after this experience.
Oh, my God.
Are you a wined and dined?
I'm serious.
I mean, it's the least I could do to sort of say we're sorry for this unfortunate person.
To say we're sorry?
Yeah, he's standing up for his brother.
I mean, I'm kind of down for it.
Oh, no!
Hopefully they are not playing this in the jail yard right now.
This is awesome. Dude, your brother must have some really bad karma. Oh, my God. I are not playing this in the jail yard right now. This is awesome.
Dude, your brother must have some really bad karma.
Oh, my God.
I think it would be fun.
I think it would be fun.
Well, congratulations, you guys.
You got a first date out of our second date update.
I'll put you guys on the phone so you can get it all figured out.
Okay, Bobby?
Cool.
All right, tell your brother to stay strong.
Broken Jubal in the morning.
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