Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Vegas Vincent

Episode Date: September 4, 2019

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Ruck and Jubels, second date update. You know, they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Oh, yeah. But sometimes that's not always the case. Sometimes you get home and you find out you need a topical ointment or something. And Allie, who's on the phone for a second date update today, says that she brought something home from Vegas. Uh-oh. Apparently it was a person that she met.

Well, she didn't bring them home, but she wants to call them today. They met in Vegas, apparently. What's up, Allie? How are you? Hey, guys hey guys first of all do we need to do a paternity test did something happen in vegas no thank god my story is actually kind of fun okay okay i love a good vegas story so i went with my girlfriend to celebrate my friend's birthday and we were partying at a club this was about a month ago and i met this guy on the dance floor he was really cute but had this like tough guy look you know okay i'm trying to think of a celebrity to compare him to just think like he's got a really

cute face but he looks like really tough you know we-believe you because we know you were wasted on the dance floor, but it's cool. Vin Diesel? Yeah, kind of. Okay, so you met Vin Diesel, a poor man's Vin Diesel in Vegas. Yes. What's his name? His name is Vincent. Vincent, okay. No way. That is a very Vin Diesel name. Yeah. Vincent Diesel. All right, Vincent Diesel. That's cool. So tell us a little bit about that evening. So we were dancing on the dance floor and I spotted him and he was wearing a cap and I kept like flirting with him and stealing his hat and then putting it on and like

doing a dance move. Do guys ever like that? No, it's so annoying. I was gonna ask, did he like that? Yeah. Yes, I've had somebody do that to me before. And you were cool with it? I think it depends on the guy. Because there's always that fine line of a little sister or someone that's trying too hard.

Yeah. But I was kind of cool about it. Like, I put it on and, like, pulled it down and did, like, you know, a hip-hop move. And then he took it back. You sound very hip-hop. He was throwing me a move. Right. It sounds like you guys are drunk on the dance throwing me a move right it sounds like you guys

are drunk on the dance floor in vegas is what it sounds like exactly okay and is that the date we're talking about oh no this is just how we met okay when we were like drinking and partying in vegas all right so you guys actually did go out on a date yeah we like of course made out on the dance floor and then i had to go because one of my friends drank way too much. It's usually me, but this time it was her. All the time. And we had to leave, and I was so bummed, but I gave him my number, and we started talking, and we found out that we actually are from the same city.

What? Cool. Okay. What are the chances? That's cool. I know. So was the date that you went on here or in Vegas? It was back here.

What'd you do? I know, right? I cannot believe you actually got a date from a Vegas makeout. Yeah, it didn't stay in Vegas. How was it? It was really fun. You guys, he took me to go cosmic bowling.

Fun! Yeah, you know what I mean? Like the neon lights and there's a DJ and there's a bar. So you're like bowling, but it's like you're at a club kind of. Did you guys still have attraction outside of the Vegas dance floor? Yes. He is so fun. We were just having the best time. And he was like, at one point, he pretended like he got his hand stuck in the, you know, the thing that.

Spits the balls out? Yeah. He like pretend like he got his hand stuck and I was freaking out and he was screaming. And then he was like, ah, I'm just messing with you. So he's kind of a, he's got a good sense of humor, which I love. He's a wacky guy. Yeah. Okay. So he was fun outside of Vegas. And at the end of the night, we made out again, and it was even better. And he invited me back to his place. Okay. And I don't know if this is where I screwed up, you guys. I am attracted to him, but I just wanted to not hook up with him on the first date.

I want to kind of play hard to get. And so we made out and he seemed super cool with it because he texted me for a week. But then after that week, gone. I just haven't heard anything. And I don't know if that's where I screwed up. Okay. And there's nothing you can think of other than the fact that you turned him down? No.

I mean, the date was so amazing. Even when I was like, oh, I don't know if it's a good idea. He was cool about it. And then because he kept texting me every day, I thought, okay, maybe there's something going to happen. Right. You saw more to it. And, I mean, if that was was the case he wouldn't keep texting you all week and you wouldn't want to go out with him again anyway that's true yeah god i wonder if

i a week is too long was there any weird texts that you guys exchanged or anything it started out just as flirty and then it was like getting to know each other. But I think the spark just kind of died. Yeah. And I tried. I was still trying to keep it flirty. But I also, I don't want to try too hard. You know, I mean, I didn't go home with him. So I don't want to all of a sudden be like, here are my boobs.

Hey, about that going home thing. So you'll stay interested. I'll do it now. I'll do it. I'll do it. I know what you mean. All right, we'll play a song and then come back and call him and get your second date update, okay?

Thanks. Yeah. All right, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. If you're just joining us for today's second date update, Allie is on the phone and she actually met a dude while she was in Vegas.

They were at the club, made out a little bit, and then they're from the same place. Doesn't happen that often, but they decided to go out on a date when they got back home. And then they went to a place even dirtier than Vegas. A bowling alley. Ugh. Man, the things that go on in bowling alleys. What are you doing at bowling alleys? Anyway, they went to a bowling alley,

had a lot of fun, made out a little bit more. She thinks she might have screwed the date up by turning down his advances. He said, do you want to go back to my place? She said no. They texted for about a week and then things fizzled out and now he won't talk to her. So we're going to call him and see if we can figure out what happened. Allie, you ready to go? Yeah, I'm just confused. It's just strange. I mean, what a great date. We met in Vegas and we had an even better date here and then nothing. I'm just like, if this guy just wanted to hook up with me after all that, then maybe I don't even want to go out with him. Yeah.

But like, it's so weird because he made out with you again. So he's obviously attracted to you. But I want to know. I mean, I at least want to know. All right. Well, I'm going to dial his phone right now and see if we can figure it out. Okay. Okay.

Thanks. All right. Here we go. This is Mr. Calflow's cell phone. How may I help you? Hi, I was looking to talk to Vincent. This is Vincent's phone. I'm his personal assistant.

Oh. Okay, well, my name is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show, and I was hoping to talk with him. Is this an urgent matter? I don't know if it's, like, exactly urgent, but we did get an email about him that I would like to discuss. It won't take long if he's busy. Yeah, he's

actually very busy, but let me check. Okay. Can you hang on a sec? Yeah. He's got a personal assistant. That's cool. Okay. Can you hang on a sec? Yeah. Whoa. He's got a personal assistant. That's cool. Who has a personal assistant answer their phone? I don't want a personal assistant.

Busy dude. Do we not hear that he's rich? He's got to be rich. Yeah. Hello, this is Vincent. Hey, Vincent, how are you, man? This is Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning. Okay.

Calling you today because I got an email about you. Okay. I'm very busy. Is this really important? Well, I'll explain, and then you tell me if it's email about you. Okay, I'm very busy. Is this really important? Well, I'll explain and then you tell me if it's important for you, okay? Okay. All right, so we got an email about you. We do a segment on our show.

It's called The Second Date Update. It's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then don't call them back after, they can email us to get you on the phone and figure out what happened. And we got an email about you from a girl named Allie. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know Allie. Okay. I know you're busy,

and you're probably thinking about other things right now. Did you take in what I said, though? She emailed because you're not calling her back about a date you went on? Right, yeah. I just haven't had any time to call her back. Okay. I barely have time to talk to you right now. What are you doing?

I mean, don't mean to pry. It's not really your concern. I mean, I don't understand. So what do you guys want from me? Well, we wanted to know why you won't mean to pry. It's not really your concern. I mean, I don't understand. So what do you guys want from me? Well, we wanted to know why you won't call her back. She said that you guys were texting for a little bit and she was excited about the possibility of dating you some more and you kind of just went away. Right. Something happened.

I just don't have a I don't have time for a relationship right now. If you want to relay a message, she was great. I just can't right now. Well, in the interest of time, because I know you're busy, I won't have time for a relationship right now. If you want to relay a message, she was great. I just can't right now. Well, in the interest of time, because I know you're busy, I won't pry anymore. She's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Would you mind taking a few minutes to talk to her, please? Oh, my God. Hi.

This is so weird. I'm with you, Ellie. You sound like a robot. You're so serious. Vincent, what's going on? Okay, I guess we're going to do this. Recently, a family member of mine died. Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry. Yeah, it's okay. I don't really know him. I just got a large inheritance, and I have a lot to deal with right now. What do you mean you have a lot to deal with? What do you mean? Well, I mean, like I said, it was a large inheritance. I have to figure out how to spend this money,

and it's taking a lot of my time. You have to figure out how to spend the money? Why can't you save it? Could you just keep it? No, well, I mean, it's like more than I can ever use, so I'm just trying to have fun now. You can give me some if you want to get rid of it. I'll gladly take some of that off your hands.

I mean, I'm giving my fair share to charity and people that need it. Yeah, I need it. No, you don't, Jubal. Vincent, listen, I'm so sorry that this happened. I know you didn't know them that well, but this sounds heavy, and you sound heavy. I mean, you're like a different person right now.

I mean, Ali, when you have to spend a lot of money, I'm not really used to it. It's stressful. It's taken its toll on me. And I just don't really have time for a relationship romantically right now. Yeah. Okay. Well, hearing this, you sound pretty stressed.

And you're a fun guy. And it must be lonely. And we had such a great time. I mean, let's do some fun stuff. Like, let's travel. Well, I mean, the travel is coming, but right now it's not fun stuff. I mean, being at the Maserati dealership for eight hours trying to pick colors and, you know, custom leather. Oh, my God.

Wait, wait, waitcent are you are you messing with us are you guys messing with me i feel like this is fake what is happening i do too yeah this is being at the maserati dealer for eight hours is stressful you guys have obviously never done anything like that it is completely stressful no so no i've never had a relative I don't care about suddenly give me mounds of money. Yeah. You are absolutely correct.

I go to like Hyundai dealerships. It is really stressful. My schedule is completely full. I barely have time to do anything. Later on, I'm booked to

test drive a boat and then I have to go to a sports auction after that and I have to get my suit in between. Okay. What are these charities you're donating to?

Wow. I love that stuff. That sounds fun. Don't you want someone to do that with you? I mean, I have my personal assistant and I know it sounds crazy, but a lot of really wealthy people never get married. They just don't have the time for it. I don't know what to say to that.

I didn't want to get married. I just wanted to spend time with you and see how that goes and just play with your money with you. I mean, I just wouldn't have any time to like interact and be with you. Like maybe you'd be there, but I'd be talking to other people and like, I wouldn't be really present for you. And that's not fair to you. You don't have to change who you are, man. This is so amazing. This is like a gift. I mean, it might seem like a gift, but when you have to spend so much money,

like, people want so much from me right now. It is so stressful. You sound really stressed out and kind of weird, honestly. But anyway. You sound so different. He's such a fun guy, Vincentcent this is such a downer like forget about the money before the inheritance remember how much fun we had weren't we good together we had how am i supposed to forget about 500 million dollars ellie whoa you just dropped

the number like that huh like i'm trying to have fun and spend it, and it's not fun right now. It doesn't sound fun. You sound like the lamest rich guy ever. I'm not going to lie. Wait, but aren't a lot of rich guys lame? Yeah, but it's like you don't need to spend it all, A, right away. That's true. I do need to spend it. There's so much coming in so often.

Every month there's new checks, and there's so many. Like, I'm going through so much. Oh, wow. A relationship on top of all of this would ruin everything right now. Like maybe later, maybe in a few years, I got things to do right now. You're going to be so much worse in a few years. I feel like I could save you from yourself because you are a funny guy. I don't need saving.

Right now you sound like a robot. Yeah, Vincent, why don't you just try it? Would you go out with Ellie on a second date? We'll pay for it. I know you don't need us to. I mean, you can pay for it. You can buy a jet and go somewhere. I don't know.

I'm going to Paris tomorrow. I don't need a second date. Let's go, man. I got a passport. It's more of a business thing. I'm not going on vacation. This is not fun. I have to meet with this whole modeling agency,

and they're doing stuff for my product line. There's so many levels to everything. I have no time to even talk to you. I'm not even sure why I'm spending this time. Well, you have time to have dinner and wine with me. I mean, no, not really. I eat on the go. Okay. Okay. I can imagine. All right. Well, thanks Vincent. I know you're busy. So Allie, I'm sorry. No second date for maybe the weirdest reason I've ever heard. Yeah. I mean, maybe in a few years. All right. I think in a few years you're going to be broke the way you're spending money.

No way that I'm going to be broke. There's so much. Like, it's making its own money now. There's no way. Okay. Maybe in a few years. I guess it's kind of still a successful second date. Like, in a few years, Ali, you could go out with him.

I don't know if he's going to be the same guy. He's going to be a miserable, balding, small man. Can you talk about this without me? Because I've got to go. Yeah. Yeah. Sure, Vincent. Okay.

Awesome. Robot. Thank you. Thanks, guys. Yep. She said robot. All right. Allie, I'm sorry.

I'm so confused. Who is this person? That was weird. I don't know yet. You didn't tell us he was said robot. All right. Allie, I'm sorry. I'm so confused. Who is this person? That was weird, man. I don't know. Yeah, you didn't tell us he was a robot. Wow, money really changes people. Isn't it? Wouldn't you guys be like, let's party?

Yeah. Yeah, I would think so. I don't think that guy's a party. No. Let's buy that cosmic bowling alley. Yeah. This all sounds so stressful now. Sorry, Allie.

Well, this is super weird, but I don't know. In a couple years, he's probably not going to be the same guy. Doesn't matter. He'll still have millions. So hit him up in a couple years, okay? Yeah, yeah. And I'll let you guys do it for me. Yeah, thanks. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and In Your Ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors,

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