Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Wanna Joggle?

Episode Date: July 31, 2015

Sometimes you put two things together and they just sound RIGHT... Peanut Butter & Jelly... Ranch & Chicken Fingers.... but occasionally, it doesn't always work. Sometimes, when you put two cool things together, it just confuses people. Kind of like today's Second Date Update.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Go to InTheLoopSingles.com today. Moving 92.5. Ruck and Jubels's Second Date Update. The girl on the phone for a second date update today thinks she's not getting a call back from this guy because of a strange hobby that she has. What? It's not even that strange. I don't think so, at least. Carol, how are you?

Hey, how are you? I'm all right. Thank you for asking. So your email said that you think that – what's the guy's name that you want to call today jason jason he says that you think jason isn't calling you back because you have a weird hobby yeah well that's what i'm thinking is she like an extreme knitter or something why don't you tell everybody what this hobby is and then we'll judge and see if we think it's strange okay it's called joggling joggling never heard of it wait it. Wait, like J-O-G-G-L-I-N-G? Uh-huh.

Joggling. It's where people juggle and jog at the same time. I've heard of this. What? There's always somebody in a race that's like joggling. Really? Yeah. Is this a joke or are you being serious?

I feel like I'm getting... No, it's not a joke at all. Joggling? Like you run and juggle at the same time? Yeah, you jog. Everybody's mind is blown. I read your email and I was like, oh, because I'd heard of it before. I've never heard of it.

And I was like, doesn't seem like a big turn off to me if there's a girl who's into joggling. I actually might think it's kind of interesting. That is some talent. Thank you. So apparently you're a weirdo, Carol, because you like to joggle. How long have you been joggling? About a year. Almost a year.

Oh my God, the name is just so funny. It really is. I'm actually kind of impressed because I can't even juggle standing still. Yeah, right? And why do you think this guy isn't calling you back because you like to run and juggle at the same time? I don't know. It just seemed like the second I brought it up, he just got really weird. I don't know. He just looked at the bartender brought it up, he just got really weird. How? I don't know. He just looked at the bartender, and then he wasn't really asking me that many questions.

It was just awkward. He's like, whoa, check, please. I'm not going out with you, you circus freak. Did you explain to him what joggling was? I've never heard of it. Maybe he was thinking it was something totally different. Oh, yeah. Of course. He didn't know what what it was so i was trying to explain it to him so you know to kind of make it sound more normal like well you know jogging kind of boring so it makes it really interesting and and and you know it's kind of like you can use three balls you can use four and then i kept telling more about it and he was just getting weirder and i'm like no it's really

fun seriously it's really legit and fun. How long did you spend harping on joggling? I mean, 10 minutes max. Oh my gosh. That sounds like a long time. All right, maybe I can understand a little bit why he might be turned off. If you spent this much time talking about it,

I'd be like, whoa, it's not a hobby. Like, joggling is a way of life for this girl. And I don't know if I fit into that. It wasn't that bad. Okay. So where'd you meet this guy? We met because I work at a restaurant. I'm a waitress,

and he was in for dinner with his buddies, and he was just super cool. I mean, normally I think it's kind of lame when guys, you know, try to flirt with me or hit on me or whatever. You know, or like sometimes they'll actually write their phone number on the bill, and I'm like, right, like I'm going to call you.

Yeah. Really sweet and charming. Maybe the problem is you didn't juggle while you're taking orders at the table. Then you would have known going into it that he's going on a date with a juggler. Yeah, I know. So everything on the date was going really great until the juggling topic came up. Yeah. I mean, as far as I know, you know you know we were we just seem to be having

fun like just really having a great time and did you ask him point blank does it weird you out that i'm a joggler no i didn't ask him but even when i tried to change the subject he just still i don't know that something changed all right and how did your end? He just walked me to a cab. He got a cab for me. And, you know, I was wondering if he was going to kiss me. But then he didn't even give me a hug. You should have just stopped him and like, I don't need the cab. Then pulled out your juggling balls, started juggling and ran off.

That's why you should have left the date. I know. And you know what? It was also really awkward when I got into the cab because I had scooted over because I thought he was going to get in. And then he just shut the door. Oh. That is awkward. Even the cab driver's like, ooh.

It was just so embarrassing. Yeah. That is embarrassing. You slide over like, hop on in, big boy. Okay, see you later. Bye-bye. Yeah, bye. That's what I meant.

You know, and then the whole drive home, I was like, was it the joggling thing? So that's really weird, though. I can't think that the reason he's not calling you back is because of juggling. That doesn't sound like something that would be a huge turnoff for somebody. You know, it's just the only thing I can think of. Okay. And how many times have you tried to get a hold of him since your date?

I've texted him twice. I texted him once to say thank you and he responded, but he didn't ask me out. He was just like, no problem. And then I texted him again a couple days later and was like, just something about the weekend. Like, hope you have fun plans for the weekend or something. And he didn't even respond to that.

Okay. Well, we'll play a song. Come back. Call him and get your second date update, all right? Okay. Okay, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. date, all right? Okay. Okay, hang on. You know what? I'm actually pissed off. Yeah? Yeah, today's second date update has made me angry. Why's that? Because Carol is on the phone with

us, and Carol went out with a guy named Jason. She thinks that Jason isn't calling her back because during the date, she revealed that she has a hobby of juggling that's running and juggling at the same time. So awesome. Not a lot of people know this about me, but I juggle. Yeah. Yeah, I'm good at it. I like juggling. I've been juggling since I was like 12.

Really? All right? And I'm tired of people judging us jugglers. Whoa. F*** you, America. All right? If you have a problem with people who juggle, I'm tired of being treated like a second-class citizen

because I enjoy throwing three to four, maybe even five sometimes, balls in the air for people's amusement. You have finally found your cause. It's taken a lifetime, but... Carol, I've got your back on this, okay? If this guy is judging you for juggling, I want your permission that I can let him have it.

That I can just release fury on him. Thank you. You're welcome. You have my permission. I'm just sick and tired of it. There's nothing scarier than an angry juggler. Exactly. He doesn't know who he's messing with.

All right, Carol. You ready to give him a call? Yeah. If it turns out that this is really why he doesn't want to hang out with you because he thinks you're weird, you're not going to care, right? It's just such a bummer because he just seemed cool and it would just be stupid for him not, you know. Oh, it'd be a huge mistake. Trust me, because I will ruin his life. I love you.

All right. I'm going to call him right now and get your second date update, okay? Awesome. All right. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Jason, please? Hi, this is Jason. Hey, Jason, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.

Okay. Hi. Hi. How are you? I'm Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Okay. Hi. Hi. How are you? I'm good. Have you ever heard of us? No. Okay, cool.

Well, the reason I'm calling you today is one of our listeners sent us an email about you. Her name is Carol, and you recently went out on a date with Carol. Yeah. It's a segment we do on our show called the second date update. It's where if you go out with someone and then you end up not calling them back after your date, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and ask if something went wrong. So Carol wants to know why you're not calling her back. So she like emailed you about our date? Yeah. We talked to her a little bit about it. She said that everything seemed to be going well. Wait, she told you about it?

Yeah, she did. She said everything was going fine until she brought up the fact that one of her hobbies is running and juggling at the same time, something called joggling. She said after she told you that, you seemed cold and distant and like you didn't want to talk to her anymore. Well, yeah. I mean, it was... So the juggling turned you off? No. Okay, like, it was kind of, like, cute at first.

Like, she's a cute girl, and she's like, yeah, I like to run and juggle, and I was like, well, that's cool. And then, like, she kept talking about it. Okay. And, um, I don't know. It just sort of got weird. How did it get weird, I don't know, it just sort of got weird. How did it get weird?

I don't understand what is so weird about her liking to run and juggle. I understand it's not something that everybody does, but... We just, we kept talking about it, and that conversation just launched into this whole new weird conversation that she started talking about stuff. A new weird conversation about what? Well, he asked if I wanted to do it with her, the juggling thing.

Okay. And she asked if I wanted to be like her juggling husband at one point. What? A juggling husband? Yeah. Was it just the word husband that threw you husband at one point. What? Juggling husband? Yeah. Was it just the word husband that threw you off at that point? Well, I mean, I don't want to really be anybody's husband on a first date. I mean, I get it.

Do you feel like she was seeing you guys in the future as husband and wife juggling together or something? No, I don't think she wanted me to be like her husband or something, but she started talking about other husbands that she has. What do you mean, other? What? She's married? Other husbands. No, she's not married, but she has other husbands that she has. She has, like, a gym husband, and she has a

movie husband and a wedding husband. Okay. She's one of those people. Like, I have my work hubby. That kind of thing? Okay. But don't you those people. Like, I have my work, hubby. That kind of thing? Okay. But don't you think, I mean, she's just replacing the word friend with husband at that point. Like, she thinks it's fun. Yeah, that's basically what she's doing, except she has like 10 husbands. It's weird. It's kind of weird to call everybody your husband. I'll agree with you on that. She was just so adamant about it. She just wanted me to be her juggling husband. She kept saying that a couple times.

She kept saying, it's not a big deal. I have other husbands. It's just like that. I don't know. It was weird. I didn't want to just be another husband in her life. Another husband. She's got too many husbands. Gosh. This girl has problems. So why not just tell her when she texted you, like, hey, I don't really...

I'm not interested. I don't want to see you again. It didn't seem like she would take that for an answer. So now you're her disappearing husband. Yeah, basically, I guess. All right. Well, thank you at least for telling us why you're not calling her back. I appreciate that. Yeah, sure.

I think you should also tell her, though. No, I don't think so. I think I could just move on from that. Oh, okay. Well, then I probably shouldn't tell you that she's actually on the other line listening and would love to talk to you. What? Yep. Carol, you there?

Yeah. Hey, Jason. Hi. Can I just say something? Okay. First of all, Jubal, thank you. First first of all i have never had a guy say why didn't you just tell her you weren't interested instead of just not answering her that's super cool yeah you're welcome and p.s brooke is totally right it's just a phrase it's just like my yeah you know like oh that's my work husband like you know it's just a joke. Like, it's just cultural.

It's not weird. No, actually, it's not cultural. I've never heard anybody refer to everyone in their life as their husband. Jason, it's a normal thing. So if I was like, hey, after I'm done with this date, I'm going to go hang out with my movie wife, you wouldn't have thought that was weird? No, I think it's more open. And by the way, you know, joggling is getting

pretty hot. I mean, it's super cool. Come out with me and we'll joggle for 90 minutes. You will love it. I don't want to joggle for 90 minutes. It sounds crazy, okay? No, thanks. Carol, I mean, though, I want to be on your side on this one, but I just think it's kind of weird to just even bring up the word husband, period, on a first date. Thank you. It's a pretty intense word. For me, it's the opposite. It's like making that word super casual. Yeah, but you have 10 of them, okay?

It's not like you have a guy friend that you're talking about. It sounds like every guy you ever meet, you decide is your husband. Oh, my God. that's not true if you already had a juggling husband what would i have been uh i don't know maybe i don't even want you to be my juggling husband anymore well don't you think it's a little weird you like call the radio station to try to get a second date with me it's not that weird weird. I'm her radio husband, so it's fine. Jason, would you like to go out on a second date with Carol? We will pay for it. No.

No, okay. That was quick. You're missing out. No, I prefer to date girls who don't have a husband already. That makes sense. Broken Jubal in the morning. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help.

That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general.

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