Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Watch What You Eat

Episode Date: January 24, 2020

After going on a blind date with his friends sister, this listener cant figure out why he isn't getting a call back. Can we help him land a second date? or are his strange... eating habits too much to handle?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Like a real blind date or like? That's what his email said. It said a real blind date. Huh. Oh, wow. I don't even know how that happens anymore. How you don't like, Jason, you didn't look up this person online or anything before you went out? No, I didn't even know her last name.

There's no way to really. Yeah, I just knew her name was't even know her last name, so there's no way to really... Whoa. Yeah, I just knew her name was Lauren. So her first name's Lauren. Dude, I would have searched every Lauren within the 300-mile radius online. Just in case. You must have really trusted whoever set you guys up. Well, I didn't really know.

It was my co-worker's sister. What? I mean, the co-worker I love, my co-worker John is a great guy, and Iworker i love my co-worker john is great guy i mean i trust him so i'm sure his sister you know um wait his sister set you up or his sister is lauren that you went out with no his sister set me up with lauren okay you're right yeah that's a weird way to get set up like how did that happen uh i was just talking to my co-worker one day and you know he sort of knew I was doing the online dating thing and he said his sister has like a ton of girlfriends why don't we just talk to her and and maybe set something up so I was like all right I'll let you do that. Literally

the next day he gave me Lauren's phone number. Wow his sister is efficient. Yeah very efficient and so then that day literally that that day, I texted Lauren and scheduled a date for the next night. Wow. So what was it like when you showed up? Oh, it was actually confusing. I think it'd be confusing first. Are you Lauren? Wait, are you Lauren? Who's Lauren? My coworker gave me a description of what she looked like. He said that she sort of looked like if Taylor Swift had an older sister or something. Which, obviously, for me, I was like, that's great, you know?

Yeah, he gave you a description of a generic white girl. Like, easy to find in a bar. Look for a blonde white chick. Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, I thought it was a pretty good description. I knew what they meant, basically. Okay.

And how did the actual date go? Did you guys hit it off? Oh, yeah, right away. It was awesome. There were, I mean, a few weird things, I guess, but just like first date jitters, probably. Just like awkward pauses, or what do you mean by weird things? Well, she, I don't know.

I asked her if she had any, like, dietary constrictions and everything, and she just said no, she eats everything, which was kind of, I don't know, kind of a red flag for me personally. Wait, what? You want somebody who's a little more high-maintenance to deal with at restaurants. Is that what you're saying? I'm just saying I care about where my food comes from, and I'm sort of looking for somebody with the same mentality as that.

Wait, did you tell her that? Tell her what? That you're looking for somebody who cares about where their food came from. Oh, no, of course. I mean, I didn't tell her that. I just told her that that's how I feel about it. I didn't push that on her. I just said that, you know, I'm very conscious of what I eat.

I told her I don't really eat any cheese at all, and if I am am going to eat meat i make sure i know that it's grass-fed beef uh range chicken all that you know the name of the cow the person i mean not that far you know but you want to know i mean it's really important and i got in a long conversation with our waiter about this like vegetable ratatouille and i i had conversation with him about all the vegetables that were in it making sure like which farms it came from oh man as a former server that gets annoying yeah as a woman who eats everything also annoying like this has to be the reason how is that annoying well as a dude who had an ex-girlfriend they used to do the same thing also annoying yeah all of us are in agreement that is annoying i think it's i think it's like kind of should be respected no it's just like that's a

thing you're pretentious about it because not only do you think it's not annoying but you think it should be respected that's the only way there's going to be any change in the food industry is if people like me who ask questions and and care that's understandable i guess okay but maybe not like pushing it on a blind date that's my own personal like i i live on that kind of stuff okay well did did she seem bothered by the million questions that you had for the server not that i could pick up no i mean okay so everything on the date seemed fine for for the most part. Yeah. That was not a very convincing yeah. So after she knew that I was a health nut, she did order lasagna, which is kind of like, ugh, you know.

Come on, what's up with you? Yeah, tell me about it. Did you judge her for her food order? I did not say anything. No, I didn't say anything. Did your face say everything? Did your face say it? I mean, there's so much cheese in that. I mean, just imagine...

Right. Just imagine what's happening afterwards, you know? Oh, yeah. Or what's not happening, depending on how your body reacts to it, right? Some people's bodies process cheese great. I can eat a block of cheese and have zero issues. Oh, I'm so jealous.

That can't be. It's true. It's really true. I still drink milk as a grown adult with dinner. That's so disgusting. That is awful. Dinner with milk is grotesque. Well, Jason, do you feel like she knew that you were judging her for her food choice?

I don't know. When the waiter came over and she said, yeah, I'll order the lasagna, there was like a laugh. I had a laugh. I was like, huh. You know, just sort of like out of surprise. That was it, though. That was it. Well, you're surprised that she's not calling you back after your date.

Yeah. I mean, I made sure I tipped really well because I know I can be, you know, I realize that I'm kind of a pain, you know. That's good. With the questions and stuff. So I tipped really well because I know I can be, you know, I realize that I'm kind of a pain, you know, with the questions and stuff. So I tipped well. The other red flag was we were getting ready to leave and she was like, oh, sorry, I have to go. My Uber is already here. And I didn't even know that she had called an Uber. Oh, that's not a good sign. Yeah, that's not a good sign at all. Definitely a bad sign. Sneaking out.

Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. It obviously didn't end well for her. Yeah. If she's going to bad sign at all. Definitely a bad sign. Sneaking out. Yeah, I guess, yeah. Yeah. It obviously didn't end well for her. Yeah. If she's going to just leave like that. Something happened. I don't know. I mean, I think we're looking into it a little too much. I am curious, though, why she hasn't responded to any of my texts or calls.

Okay. Well, we'll play a song and then come back and call her and get your second date update, all right? Sounds good. All right. hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update.

If you're just joining us for today's second date update, Jason is on the phone. And Jason might be the most positive person ever. Yeah. Because he went out on a date with a woman named Lauren. He sort of asked a million questions to the server because he's very particular about what he eats. He then quietly judged her because she ordered lasagna. And even not so quietly because at one point when she ordered it, he laughed at her. And she ordered an Uber when he didn't even know she was ready to leave and just took off.

But he still thinks the date went good. Jason, are you ready to give her a call? Yeah, let's do it. Okay. Even with that recap, you're still positive. I mean,

the way you paint the picture, you paint it with some ugly colors, but that's not how I remember it. Okay. And I do gotta give you credit, Jason,

because we came down hard on you when you told us about how you like to eat. How would you describe your eating habits? I would say smart. Okay. You said smart.

We said high maintenance. But the thing is, is that you were okay with that. You're self-aware, and I think we can convince her to see past it all. Oh, yeah. Easy. Okay. Okay. Optimistic.

All right. Well, let's give her a call and see if that is the problem. Here we go. Let's do it. Hello? Hi, is this Lauren? Yeah, this is her.

Lauren, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm sorry. I don't know who you guys are. Brook and Jubal in the Morning is a radio show that is on the radio, and we have some people that listen to it on the aforementioned radio devices. Okay. Okay.

Okay. So now you know who we are. Yeah, I guess I technically know what you do, but why are you calling me? That's a good question, too. Yeah. Oh, you want an answer to that? Okay, my bad. Yeah, is there something, do I need to give you, what's happening?

No, I'll go ahead and tell you. I just wasn't sure if we were all clear on everything. I'm calling you because we do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update, and recently you went out with a dude named Jason. Oh, my God, yeah? Yeah, and Jason listens to our show, and so he emailed us wondering why you haven't texted him back after you guys went out to dinner.

He seriously did that? That's real? This is real? Yeah. I don't know how I would have had that information and your phone number to randomly call you up. I think she was hoping that you were going to say it's not real. Yeah.

I don't know what you guys want from me. I don't know. We just want you to tell us why you're not calling him back. Like, was the date really bad? Because, listen, he recapped it for us, and to me it sounded like it was a terrible date for you um yeah it was a little crazy his whole like situation that he's got going on like his food stuff that's what you're talking about right because when he told us like how particular he was about food and knowing where it came from and judging other people's eating habits. We all told him, it's too much, man.

Yeah, he's a little OCD about that. And, like, you know, with the notebook and everything, like, it's, like, insane to me. What's the notebook? The notebook? Oh, does he track, like, his food? It's a little more than that. He didn't mention a notebook to us. No, not at all.

Uh-uh. Okay. Well, he left that out. What's the notebook? What's in it? Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm talking about this on the radio. So halfway through dinner, he gets up,

he goes up to the bathroom, and then he comes back, and he pulls out this little black notebook, you know, like how journalists, you know, to the bathroom, and then he comes back, and he pulls out this little black notebook, you know, like how journalists, you know, like in movies write, you're like, oh, let me write this down, and you're writing it down. Yeah, he pulls that out of his pocket, and this tiny little pencil. Then he pulls out his phone, he tells me to hold on, and he starts writing in his notebook he's like looking at the sky looking at his phone like he's very contemplative and like you know i was like are you writing things about

me yeah weird you know and he told me that part of his dietary regimen is writing down his bowel movements immediately after they happen. Shut up. Shut up. I'm being dead serious. Poop tracker? So he takes a photo of them too, which is why he's on his phone. No. No.

Oh, wow. Oh, my God. So that's why he was looking at his phone and at his notebook. Yeah, that's what, yeah. What? He was writing down, like, the color of it, the consistency. Oh, my God, that's so gross, man. He did all of this at the table.

Like, he didn't do it in the bathroom. He came back and pulled out the notebook. Oh, my God. After sitting down with me. What did you say? I just, I didn't, you know, I didn't really say much. I was just speechless. Like, I had no idea what to say to somebody that was that weird.

Wait, just to clarify, it's not because he has, like, some sort of disease or IBS syndrome? No, he just said that he wants to make sure that he's healthy and it's about his health. And so he just tracks every single poo and keeps a log of it. And that was like, that was it for me. I was like, okay, I got to get out of this. Because he was already kind of rude when we ordered food.

And I was just, I just immediately ordered Uber like after we were done eating. And I just like got out of there as quickly as i could oh my god i do not blame you yeah i don't think anybody does lauren except i know one person who probably would blame you and that's jason because he's actually on the other line and wants to talk to you wait seriously yes oh my god j, Lauren. What? You just come in all casual? Oh, God. Yeah, nice to talk to you again, Lauren. Dude, what is up with the poop book, man?

Dude, why didn't you tell us about a poop journal? None of you guys do that. What? No. No. I don't keep a log of it. I might take a peek once in a while to see if it's looking okay, but I don't write it down in a book at the table.

One of you has to, I mean, at least take pictures of your poo. Oh, my God. You are so gross, dude. You're making it seem like I'm, like, this weird freak about poop and everything, but I'm, all I'm, literally all I'm doing is watching out for my health, which everyone should be doing. All of you should be doing right now. But I guess I'm the only one around here that cares.

And no, I care. I care about my health. And fine. You know, I glance a little bit. I don't care what the amount of lasagna you eat. Listen, dude. Okay. I don't care that I eat lasagna.

Lasagna is delicious. What did you have this morning? Okay. Can you listen to morning? More cheese? Okay, can you listen to me for a second? You're being rude. Okay, this is so weird to the people. Watch the amount of dairy you eat.

It's not good for you. Jason. Everybody can't process that stuff. Jason. Jason, listen. If you want to do that, pull out your notebook in the bathroom. Like, do that in the stall. That's a good point.

Especially on a first date do not pull out a book of poop and look at a picture of your poop at the table stop saying poop like it's like derogatory or something everyone does it it's not weird okay i'm sorry your feces journal like you just you don't do that on a date that's's something I would find out like a month or two in. Hopefully not. You know what I mean? It's rude, actually, to look at poop at a dinner table in a restaurant. It's disgusting.

It's not rude or weird. It's just, I mean, you're telling me that you don't do it? Everyone does it. I know people can see that. Like other people at the next table were eating. They don't want to look over at your phone and see poop. Seriously, Jason, it's gross when you walk into a public bathroom and there's somebody's

number two just sitting in the toilet unflushed. It's even more disgusting if you have pictures of it on your phone and you're sharing details about it. Okay, I agree to disagree, okay? But this is just how I live my life. And if you guys disagree with that, obviously you're unhealthy.

Stop laughing. It's not funny. I'm just trying to educate you on bowel movements and keeping track of them. Thank you for the education. I appreciate it. You're welcome. Well, if you would listen, maybe you would actually learn something. Well, Lauren, would you like more of an education?

Would you like to get a second date with Jason? We'll pay for it. No, I really don't. I'll go talk to my doctor about it. No, let me answer that for you. No, okay? I think I'm good, honestly. Oh!

Oh, yeah. I'm someone who actually carries about themselves and their body. I actually feel kind of bad for poop shaming, Jason. I don't. Thank you, but seriously, Lauren, I recommend you start doing it. I'm speaking to you as a friend now. If you want to live a long life, it might help. Okay.

I'll talk to my doctor. Thank you. All right. Well, thanks for your time, Lauren. Yeah, no problem. And Jason, I think that maybe you and I should talk about an idea I have for a coffee table book if you got time. Oh, my God. You're so gross!

Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 says, I bet that guy sends great holiday cards. Broken Jubal in the morning. And we're talking about today's second date update. If you missed it, Jason wanted to call Laura. They went out on a date. They went to dinner.

He wasn't getting a call back and we found out the reason he wasn't getting a call back and we found out the reason he wasn't getting a call back is because he's a picky eater. And he told us that but it's not necessarily because he's a picky eater. It's because during the date he went to the bathroom and then he came back, pulled out a notebook, started looking at his phone and taking notes and she wasn't sure what that was about.

And she found out it was because he tracks every single one of his bowel movements and writes it down in a little notebook because he likes to keep track. And he looks at a picture, takes a picture of it, and then describes the picture in his notebook as well. So she was kind of grossed out by that. Kind of is an understatement. And I don't know what's worse, like that or the bad jokes that have unleashed on our text board.

Oh, I know. Terrible. He turned into a party pooper at the end. Someone's a genius. They're like like let's give me a new app idea My poo and you track your poo It's not a bad idea You should look at it occasionally to make sure you're healthy I am sure there is already a poo tracker out there

You think? I'm going to the app store right now Jake our digital guy is shaking his head yes Because he knows all things about the internet So apparently he's already downloaded it. Or he knows all things about poop. Yeah, I think both. Remember if you want to do a second date update all you have to do is email the show

and we will call the person that didn't call you back. By the way they decided not to go out on a second date and he was judgy with everybody saying that we didn't realize how important it is to track your poop. And there hasn't been one person texting in that wants to take him out of date. No, I know. He'll find somebody though. And there hasn't been one person texting in that wants to take him out on a date. No, I know.

He'll find somebody, though. Okay. And they'll sit together and track their poo for the rest of their lives. Yes. Moving 92.5. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes.

More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt.

And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and In Your Ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors, it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast

listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.