Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: We Got Duped

Episode Date: August 18, 2016

Nobody in studio knew how to react, after what happened in today's Second Date Update. It's definitely outrageous... and it may be one of the wildest ones we've ever heard on this show before. Find out what went down in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late-night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Happy holidays from me, Michael Rapoport, and my gift to you is a free subscription to the I Am Rapoport Stereo Podcast, where I discuss entertainment, sports, politics, and anything and everything that catches

my attention. I am here to call it as I see it, and there's a whole lot of things catching my eyes these days. Listen to the I Am Rapoport Stereo Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts. When I was reading the email that we got in for today's second date update, it felt like I was reading the script to like a bad cheesy sitcom. It was like food flying everywhere, people hitting their head on things and giving themselves bodily injuries, tripping and falling. At some point I think there was probably

a glass window being moved across a busy street and they'd go out in the middle, they'd almost get hit by a car, then they'd get back to the curb and then finally at the end of it they dropped it and it shattered everywhere. At least from the description of the date and the email it sounded like crazy hijinks ensued the whole time.

Sarah is on the phone. Sarah, was your date really as bad as your email said? It was. It was that bad but I really like him. All right. Well, take us through what happened then

because there was a lot of stuff going on in your date. I know. I kind of spazzed out. Basically, I met this guy, Luke, at a party

and we instantly hit it off. And he's pretty much everything I've been looking for. He's tall. He's smart. He's funny. He wears smart. He's funny. He wears a funny hat with a propeller on it and rides a unicycle. No?

No, but I should have been wearing all that. I mean, the night of the party, I guess because I'd had a couple drinks, that was pretty cool. You know, we played ping pong. We were, like, laughing. And we ended up kissing, like like the first night we met. That's awesome. Yeah, it was awesome. Did you guys go on a date after that?

Yeah. So that night he was like, do you want to go out for dinner tomorrow? And I was like, oh my gosh, this is it. Like I have met the man of my dreams. Whoa, that is so much pressure to put on yourself going into a first date. I know I was freaking out. I was so excited to hang with him. And I guess that's where the wheels kind of came off. That's where everything unraveled for you, huh? Yeah, it, you know, kind of went up in smoke. Describe to us what happened. Because from all the details in your

email, it's really funny sounding. I mean, I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time, but some of the stuff that you said was pretty funny. No, it was so embarrassing. The way Jubal described it, it sounds like you slipped on a banana peel. Pretty much. Like, I dropped, like, spaghetti all over my dress.

I was just laughing, and he was making me laugh, and I accidentally just kind of hit my water glass, and then in an effort to save my spaghetti, I picked up the plate, and it just went over my dress. So I picture the table flipping over and your pasta bowl flying into the air. Yeah, that sounds like sin. Water all over the ground. It was totally some Wile E. Coyote, like, Roadrunner stuff. It was really bad.

I had verbal, like, diarrhea. I could not stop talking about my grandparents, my dead grandparents. What'd you say about them? Like, were you crying? They're so dead. I was just like, oh, you remind me of my grandpa. You know, he fought in the war. And I don't even know what.

Like, it just went on and on. So he obviously, you think that he's not calling you back because you were a little klutzy and kind of weird. Yeah, but I mean, it's kind of his fault. He made me really nervous. But it's so cute and, like, so charming. I mean, I was giddy. I felt, like, totally embarrassed by how crazy I was acting but like you know he was adorable. So you've really

fallen for this dude huh? Yeah I fell really hard twice. I walked out the door of the date and someone held up the glass door for me and I smacked right into it. Oh wait you mean literally you fell for him? Yeah. So you

We were thinking, I was thinking figuratively but apparently not on this date you actually fell into the ground it's true I literally got hit in the head

with the door I have a like a goose egg on my head to prove it did you I mean what did he do

when you ran into a glass door and almost knocked yourself out okay well this part is kind of like a rom-com because he actually caught me.

What? And, yes, and walked me to the car, like, just like out of a rom-com. He's so sweet. And made me just, like, fall in love with him even more. So he caught you, you locked eyes, and it started to rain. And then you guys went your separate ways.

The rom-coms say that the klutzy girl is always the one that gets the guy. Yeah, right? I don't know. Not in this case. He's not answering any of my calls. Did you kiss after the date? Well, he actually drove me home

and walked me to my door and we had a romantic kiss at the door. Okay, and if you tell me after that kiss you turned around and smacked your face on your closed door again, I'm going to... Uh-oh. Did anything else weird happen after that?

The only weird thing that happened after that is that he didn't call me for a second date. And how long has it been since you heard from him? A week and a half. A week and a half. Okay. He's killing me. I love him so much. You love him?

He's not calling me. Don't drop the album Okay Don't say that Do you mean that for real You love him Or you're just like Kind of being like

Oh I love this guy No I love him We connect Like What a great time Even though I was A total clutch Okay

Well We'll play a song Come back And we'll call him And get your second date update Alright Thank you so much. I need your help so badly.

I've got to get this guy back in my life. All right. Well, while you're on hold, try not to hit yourself in the head with the phone repeatedly, okay? Thanks, Todd. Yeah, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Second Date Update. If you're just tuning in for the Second Date Update,

it can pretty much only be summed up like this. Coming this fall to the CW. Sarah met Luke at a party. They went out and shared some laughs at a restaurant, and then the unthinkable happened. Her Italian dish spilled in her lap and her water fell to the ground. And then, when leaving the restaurant, she accidentally hit her face on the glass door. That's right.

Although she got a kiss at the end of the night, she's not getting a call back, and she thinks it's probably because all of the wacky hijinks that ensued on her first date. Today's second date update is called Spaghetti with a Side of Love. Coming this fall to a station near you. I think you need to work on the title. I like it. You like it? I think it could work. Yes, Sarah is on the phone with us today.

She wants to call a guy named Luke. She said that her first date with him was just a string of errors. And she thinks she's not getting a call back because he might have thought she was a little klutzy and a little odd. Because she also brought up her dead grandparents on the date. And in the first segment, Sarah, you said that you love this guy. Yeah, I'm crazy about him wow all right can i just just some girl advice once we talk to him do not drop the love word again the rest of this conversation okay we'll see i don't know if i'll be able to hold back all right girl are you ready to make the phone call? Yes. Okay. Here we go.

How will these two kooky lovebirds make it work? I'm sorry. The promo for the TV show is just running through my head right now. I can't concentrate. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Luke, please? This is him. Hey, Luke, how are you?

This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Um, all right. Sorry, a radio show? Yeah, we're a morning radio show, and we actually got an email about you from one of our listeners. What does that mean? It means that one of our listeners really wants to reach out to you because you went on a date with them and now you're not calling them back. Okay. Uh, may I ask who this person is? Yes, you may. Her name is Sarah and you guys

recently went out on a date, an Italian restaurant, even kissed at the end of the night, but she's been trying to get ahold of you, and you have not been returning her phone calls. Sarah from a party, Sarah? Yeah, she said you guys met at a party before you went out. And then we went out? Is that a question? Yeah, she told us about your date. She said you met at the party,

and then went out for a nice evening at an Italian restaurant. She thinks that you're not calling her back because she had spilled food at one point and then kind of knocked her head on a door. Is this some sort of weird joke? Why would it be a joke? I mean, I met a Sarah at a party not too long ago, but we haven't, there wasn't a date after that. You didn't go out on a date with a girl named Sarah?

No, Sarah. Did you kiss? I'm going to make sure I got the right guy. So, you didn't meet a girl named Sarah at a party and then take her to dinner at an Italian restaurant? I met a girl named Sarah at a party and we hung out for a little bit

and things were fine at the party, but I haven't actually seen her since the party. Okay. It's confusing because she gave us a timeline of about a week and a half ago. Was this about a week and a half ago? Correct. The party was about a week and a half ago. Did you kiss Sarah, the Sarah that you met at the party?

We did kiss at the party. And actually, I mean, since the party, I've tried to get a hold of her, but she hasn't answered the phone or returned any of my calls. I don't know what the hell's going on here. I'm trying to figure out why we would have bad information. I don't know. So Sarah from the party really called you guys? Yeah, I called them because you won't leave me the f*** alone, Luke.

What? Day, night, text. Get the f*** away from me, you stage five clinger. Whoa! Sarah? Yeah. The Sarah from the party, Sarah? Yeah, the one you won't leave alone

because you're stalking me. You're a f***ing psychopath. Leave me alone. I don't even know what the f*** is going on right now. I don't either. You want f*** is going on right now. I don't either. You want to wear my skin. That's what's going on.

You're psycho. I thought you loved him. Who is this for real? It's Sarah. I had to commandeer a radio station to get you to f*** off my back. What the hell? I'm so confused. I don't understand what you're saying.

Yeah, neither do I, Sarah. Did you make the whole story about your first date with this dude up? From the meatballs spilling on you to hitting the door to the kiss at the end of the night? Yeah, I f***ing made it up. What would you do? It's f***ing terrifying when you're getting stalked by a psycho f***ing killer, man. Oh my gosh. A psycho killer. Oh my god.

Wait, hold on. Wow, is it that bad, Sarah? What is he doing to you? He's calling me day and night, and then I get text messages nonstop. He's emailing me. He Facebooks me. Like, how did he even get my email? Oh, my God.

It's like, ugh. It's like being stalked. I didn't even do, you gave me your number at the party. I tried to call you. I sent you a couple texts. You, like, maybe get a drink sometime. You wouldn't even respond to my texts. Yeah, because you're psycho.

Like, you even contacted a friend of mine and started, you know, getting in touch with her and ringing her phone nonstop. And, like, you take the hint. If I'm not getting back to you, I'm not interested. Luke, are you really, like, contacting her on Facebook and email and you contacted her friend? Is that true? I mean, yeah. Like, I reached out. I emailed her and I reached out on Facebook and email and you contacted her friend. Is that true? I mean, yeah. Like, I reached out.

I emailed her and I reached out on Facebook. But it was after she didn't respond to texts or a phone call. So, I didn't know what else to do. I mean, I really liked her. I thought we hit it off pretty good. It wasn't like a psycho thing at all. There was a body bag. I just wanted to hang out again.

I was just being a little persistent. Oh my god. A little persistent? Like persistent isn't calling me night and day, having flowers delivered to my house, emailing me, text messaging me, calling my workplace? You called me at the

firm. Sarah, are you not over-exaggerating? Am I not over-exaggerating? Am I not over-exaggerating? What is this, Shakespeare? What the f*** does that question mean? Sorry. You're getting strange. What do you mean I'm not over-exaggerating? Now you're telling me how I feel?

I'm just asking if you're over-exaggerating. Is he really sending flowers to your house and calling your office and all that stuff? Yeah, he's doing all of it. Why do you think I'm calling you guys? Why do you think I came up with this elaborate ploy to get him away from me? Oh, my God. What did the text messages say that he's sending you?

What does it matter what the text messages even say? I saw a girl at a party. We hit it off. He gave me her phone number, and that's it? Like, I just, I was trying to reach out. That's it. And, yeah, okay, so I sent you flowers, and that's like, I wanted you to know that I liked you. I didn't think it was creepy.

I was just affectionate. I just wanted to say, hey, thinking about you. That's it. You think it's sweet to give me flowers? How the f*** did you even find out my address? Hey, here's the one. Here's the one on trial right now. I was trying to do a sweet thing.

You call a radio station you crazy hey luke luke hey luke you know what though man like i i gotta take her side on this you shouldn't be sending flowers to somebody's house if you don't know where they live and it's like the first time you met them at a party wait a second man you're you're taking her side right now yeah she lied to you she told you we went on a date at some Italian restaurant? None of that f***ing even f***ing happened. Yeah, but she's... She won't even text me back.

Yeah, but she said the flower thing and you didn't deny that. And to me, that's a little much. So I get where she's coming from. I just wanted her to know that I liked her. I was, hey, thinking about you, sent you some flowers. And if that's a f***ing crime, then let me be guilty. You know what? I'm done with you now.

Now you know how I f***ing feel and leave the f*** alone, okay? Hey, Luke, are you still there? What the f*** was that, guy? That's on you, dude. I don't know. She lied to us and said that you guys went out on a date to get you on the phone, obviously, to tell you to back off. And I think after this conversation, it might be phone obviously to tell you to back off. And I think after this conversation

it might be a good idea for you to back off. Yeah. Back off. That's great. Back off from the girl who lost her mind and called a radio station just to get me to leave her alone. Yeah, but dude, if you're doing all that, if you're Facebook messaging her

friends and texting her day and night and calling her non-stop and sending flowers to an address that she didn't know you had? You can't see her point a little bit? Dude, she never even wrote back to the very first text I sent. I was just reaching out. All she had to do was let me know just let me know straight up that she wasn't

interested and I would have backed off. Yeah, but like after a week of not hearing from her, that should be a sign she's not interested. You know what, man? Like, just leave me alone with this. Have fun calling another dude out of his work day and ruining that guy's day. All right, I will have fun. Okay, so they've both hung up. And at this point, I have to do it every time, no matter what. I would love to ask if they'll go on a second date with each other.

Hey, Luke, would you go out with Sarah again? We'll pay for it. Yeah, sure. She sounds cool. Sarah, Luke, would you go out with Sarah again? We'll pay for it. Yeah, sure. She sounds cool. Sarah, would you like to go out with Luke? Yeah, he's the best. I like him very much. Congratulations. A successful second date update. Thanks, you

guys. Thank you, sir. Yeah, thanks a lot, dude. Love's in the air. Wow. Thanks. Appreciate it. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. You've made the whole story about your first date with this dude up. Yeah, I made it up. What would you do?

It's terrifying when you're getting stalked by a psycho killer, man. Oh, my God. Text in at 78592 that says Brooke and Jubal just got played. Yeah, we did. If you missed the second date update, this girl named Sarah said that she wanted to call a dude named Luke. They had a fantastic date and she was in love and it was the best date

ever. We got the guy on the phone. They didn't even go out on a date. They met at a party, hooked up and apparently he wouldn't leave her alone and she thought the best way to get him off her case was to lie to us to do a second date update where she could just yell at him and tell him she wasn't interested.

Which is weird because, I mean, we invite all sorts of stalkers onto this show. I don't know why she just couldn't have been truthful from the beginning. A lot of people are texting in at 78592 saying, why couldn't she have just texted him and said she wasn't interested instead of going through all this trouble to do a second date update? Another text in at 78592 that said, he seems sweet. Persistence is just not something a lot of guys do anymore. I'm sorry.

I have had a guy drop off a gift at my house, and I never gave him my address. And that is just, like, it's creepy. Yeah, he delivered her flowers to her address, but she never gave him the address. So that freaked her out. I think they're both a little nutty. I think, yeah, I think they're both a little nutty. Yeah, they should actually definitely go out

on a second date. Move a 92.5 Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines,

exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Emi Olea, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good. You really f***ed last night.

It felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Happy holidays from me, Michael Rapoport. And my gift to you is a free subscription to the I Am Rapoport Stereo Podcast, where I discuss entertainment, sports, politics, and anything and everything that catches my attention.

I am here to call it as I see it. And there's a whole lot of things catching my eyes these days. Listen to the I Am Rap Report Stereo Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.