Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: “Weird and Wet Thing”

Episode Date: February 27, 2015

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You know a date has ended well when you wake up the next morning naked, not knowing what happened, and you're alone. It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning on Moving 92.5. Billy is on the phone to do a second date update today. He wants us to call a girl named Dana. And apparently that's how he woke up after their date. Naked and alone and maybe a little bit afraid. I'm not sure. Billy, how you doing? Good, man. How you doing, Juval? Good. So your email said that you met a girl out and you hooked up and then the next morning she was just gone.

Yeah, man. It was a rough one. Tell me a little bit about it. Alright, so I was out with my buddies at this like country and western bar so we're having a good time happily drinking and across the bar there's this table of girls and we're evenly numbered so we're like okay let's you know maybe start talking to those girls like through like the crowd i see make eye contact with this girl in particular at this table and we And I felt like a connection right away. So I grabbed a tray of drinks and brought them over to the table.

Did you pay for the drinks, or did you, like, grab them from an employee who was walking by? I paid for the drinks. Okay. I just picture, like, there's a server walking by. You just grab the drinks and bring it to the table, which would be a smart way to do it there. No, no, no, man. No, I ordered a round of drinks, and they gave us a tray to bring it over. Yeah, man, I dropped it at the table.

It was an awesome move, I think. Like, I was like, ladies, drinks are on us. How drunk were you at this point? I wasn't that bad yet. Like, drunk enough to have the confidence to go over. Like, I probably had, like, three drinks at this point. Like, I was not that bad yet. But I remember

it was a good mood. Our groups kind of meshed together really well. And then we just kind of kept it going from there. Things got pretty crazy. We kept drinking

and did a lot of damage there. We were dancing. Everything was really fun. I got her number there. Were you guys making out on the dance floor in front of everybody the whole time?

Yeah, we were absolutely. We were all over the place. Just making out on the dance floor on the pool table. Somehow you got up on top of a light and you guys were going at it. One of those type of evenings. Not that nuts. Like, you know, like, you're dancing but also making out, like, knocking into other people. Like, other people were kind of annoyed.

I think we've all been there. Uh-huh. Yeah, man. It was fun. It was fun, though. When did you ask her to go back to your place? I don't really know. Like, we just kind of, like, decided, like, oh, you know.

It was a little hazy at that point. You have no idea. I'm not sure. I remember meeting a girl that are friends. I remember making out on the dance floor and bumping into people and them getting mad. And then I remember waking up naked alone. So tell us about the wake up. Okay.

Oh, man. I woke up next day totally naked and I woke up to my front door closing. Oh, so you woke up as she was leaving. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't get to say goodbye to her. I just like it was the noise like the door opening and closing was so you woke up as she was leaving? Yeah, yeah. I didn't get to say goodbye to her. I just, like, it was the noise like the door opening and closing was, like,

what woke me up. Okay. And I'm, like, I'm naked, my head is pounding, and I look all over my place. There's empty beer bottles. We clearly came home and drank more, which is crazy. And I had no idea.

All I know is I felt horrible like body wise i was like what the happened last night i had no idea but yeah like that's how the the whole thing ended and i wanted to continue like talking to this girl because i really liked her so can i ask what did you really like about her because i mean we've all had the drunk hookup, random, whatever, but how much did you actually get to know her? I think, I mean, not as well as you can, I guess, in a few hours in the bar, but just she was really cute and she was laughing a bunch.

She had a really good sense of humor. And there was something immediately, like just an immediate physical attraction. Yeah. And then we hit it off. So I called her, left a couple voicemails, and then texted. Nothing like over-the-top crazy, but just asking like, hey, what happened last night? And, you know. Hey, do you remember?

Do you remember last night? Because I don't. Oh, God. It's always such a charming line, isn't it? Do you think it's possible that she's embarrassed either by the hookup or something else she did that night? I don't know. That's what I want to know. I want to know, like, does she have a boyfriend, you know?

Like, does she just totally regret the whole thing? Did I puke? Did she puke? I don't know. I don't know what's going on. You don't have any recollection of getting back to your place and doing anything? You just woke up when she was leaving.

Yeah, exactly. That's all, man. So maybe that's it. Maybe she doesn't remember. She rolled over and was like, oh my God, I gotta get out of here. Oh man, I hope not.

That's kind of a bummer. Yeah, it is. All right, well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay?

Dude, thanks, man. I appreciate it. Yeah, man. All right, I'm interested to find out what happened. Hang on. call her and get your second date update okay dude thanks man i appreciate it yeah man all right i'm interested to find out what happened hang on moving 92.5 brook and jubal in the morning second date update let's start the second part of today's second date update talking about the things that we know which is not much. Because Billy is on the phone and he wants to call a girl named Dana. All he really remembers

about the evening is meeting Dana at the bar, drinking a lot, and then waking up in the morning to the sound of his door closing and a headache, naked, wondering what happened. Sounds like the hangover.

And now she won't call him back. Billy, are you about ready to give Dana a call and see if we can figure out what happened with your evening? Yeah, man, let me do this. I just want to know what's going on, you know? I forgot to ask you, was there any indication that she actually wanted to see you again? I mean, maybe she was just looking for a one-night hookup.

You know what? That's totally possible. We could have even had that discussion. I just don't recall it. They actually, who knows? They could have sat down for two hours and discussed the whole thing and been like, here's the deal. This is going to be a one-night thing. I'm going to leave in the morning. You're going to be naked and have a headache.

Don't ever text me. And then you blew it, Billy, by texting her to try to get a hold of her. All right. I'm going to dial the phone over right now, see if we can get her on the phone, okay? Thanks, man. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Dana, please?

This is Dana, Crayapra speaking. This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. How are you? What? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning, the radio show. I'm sorry, do you have the wrong number? I don't think so. Is this 206-0-1-0? Yeah. Then yeah, you're the Dana that I want to be calling. Are you busy right now? Hold on. What's this about? Well, my name is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning.

Okay. We do a segment on our show that's called The Second Date Update. It's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then you don't call them back after that date, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and ask why you're not calling them back. And somebody emailed us about you.

Who? His name is Billy. You guys didn't really have so much of a date as you hooked up one night, and he's been trying to get a hold of you. Wait, what? You remember meeting Billy? Yeah, I remember meeting him. Okay, well, he's wondering why you're not calling

him back he talked to us and he told us all about meeting you and how much he uh thought you guys hit it off and he's curious to find out uh you know if he did something wrong or did he tell you guys about what happened that night well i don't want to blow him up too much but he said the details were a little bit hazy because you guys were drinking a lot. But he remembers meeting you, dancing, kind of making out, and then waking up in the morning and you were leaving. There was definitely a little bit that went on in between those events. Okay. Do you mind talking to us for a minute and telling us what that is?

Let's just say that it was one of the more traumatic things that's happened to me in my romantic life. Whoa. It was traumatic? Yes. What did he do that was traumatic? Honestly, I feel uncomfortable even saying it out loud again because it was easily the worst night I've ever had in my entire life.

Whoa. Was he that bad in bed? Kind of. Kind of. He kind of was. Okay. Oh, my gosh. All right, now I'm really curious because he doesn't remember anything.

Well, good for him because I will never, ever forget it. What? All right. I'm dying right now. Yeah, you stayed the night. Like, it couldn't have been that horrible. What happened? Well, I stayed the night because I was too drunk to do

anything. So if you were less drunk, you would have left in the middle of it? I don't know. Can you tell us what happened? He wants to know. He's willing to hear whatever it is you have to say. So, the lights are off, and we're not wearing any clothes, and it's all have to say so um the lights are off and you know we're not wearing any clothes and

it's like all about to go down for us you know and i felt this like weird kind of like wet thing kind of like roll down my spine what roll down your what like the back of my spine. Okay. So I'm like, maybe he's sweating or I don't know, maybe I'm sweating and don't know it. Or like something going on that I don't know about. And so he immediately like pulls away from me and I'm like, what's going on? And he goes, my tooth fell out. He lost his tooth down your back? Where to God? Oh, my God.

And what did you say at that point? I was like, are you kidding? But he's like, I just went to the dentist, and they were wiggling around with my tooth. I just got an implant. He's like, so it must have just fallen out. So it was a fake tooth. It didn't get knocked out. It just fell out. Oh, yeah. It wasn't real. It was a fake tooth. It didn't get knocked out. It just fell out.

Oh, no. Yeah. It wasn't real. It was like an implant. But I guess, like, it didn't work out. And so I was, like, I mean, like, I was, like, absolutely shocked. Like, stopped in my tracks. Yeah.

When you're making out with somebody and... Your body part falls out. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. It's going to be shocking. Right. So, like, he immediately, like, turns the lights on, and he's like, can you help me find it?

Can you help me put it back in? Wait, okay. Were you guys naked at this point searching for his tooth? Yes. That's awesome. We're treasure hunting. That's amazing. So we looked, like, all over the place.

We looked through the sheets. We looked, like, under his bed. And about after, like, ten minutes place we looked through the sheets we looked like under his bed and about after like 10 minutes we found it and i gave it to him and he was like you know i'll put it in myself and i was like great yeah okay i was like okay i need to go to the bathroom because i like literally had the willies like i had to like well you just had a somebody's tooth fall out and roll down your back i think that would gross anybody out. Yeah. I was, like,

disgusted, right? And I was like, okay, come out, like, ready to be like, okay, dude, like, let's cool it. And he was totally passed out asleep. Dana, I'm gonna go ahead and say I understand why you're not calling him back. Well, I appreciate

the support, because it was absolutely disgusting. Okay. Well, Dana, I should let you know right now that Billy is actually on the phone. Hey, Dana, I'm... What? Man. Oh, my God, Billy, I am so sorry.

I had no idea you were on the line. Well, I mean, it's cool. I'm, like, mortified that happened. It's super embarrassing. Like, I really don't remember it. I'm sorry that it happened. Like, no one should have to go through that. But, I mean, you have to admit, it's kind of funny, right?

You know, Billy, like, I understand that you probably think that's funny but i was absolutely disgusted like i thought i was gonna actually throw up at your house and not from the alcohol i was gonna throw up because your tooth fell out and rolled down my back to be totally honest like i'm i'm actually kind of relieved to hear like that's that's what it is because i would have been, like, way more mortified if, like, I had puked on you or something like that. I mean, it's like, you know, it's a tooth. It's a fake tooth.

It fell out. It's funny, you know? Once you see something that you can never unsee, it's just not going to work out. Oh, you have to give me a second chance. It's such a freak accident, and it's nothing that serious. A freak accident? Your tooth rolled down my spine. That's the definition of a freak accident.

That's a quote I've never thought I'd hear before. Think about that. That's like a connection that we have. Dana, that's like a funny story we could tell. Dana, what if I pay for it? We'll pay for you guys to go on a second date. Honestly, you're nice enough, but all the money in the world won't unsee that from my brain. Okay, so you need money for counseling instead of a second date.

Yeah. Because I have a fake tooth, that's the reason. That seems a little shallow, you know? I think you're reading into it wrong, Billy. She's not turned off by a fake tooth, that's the reason. That seems a little shallow, you know? I think you're reading into it wrong, Billy. She's not turned off by the fake tooth. It's the fact that your fake tooth dribbled down her back before you were about to make love. But be honest. You can't wait to go tell your buddies this story.

Yeah, dude. If that happened to me, I would be doing the same thing. I'd be on the phone to everybody like, dude, you got to go on Movement 925. Listen to the podcast. I totally toothed you, Jake. I toothed a girl. Broken Jubal in the morning. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show

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