Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Wettest Pick Up Line

Episode Date: April 9, 2014

Danny and Amanda ended up MAKING OUT at the bar less than 30 seconds after they met. And NO... they weren't even drunk! How did Danny pull off that move? Find out in the Second Date Update.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update. You know, when I was little, my dad gave me this advice when dealing with girls. He's like, son, if you like a girl, just walk up to her, slam her against the wall, and stick your tongue down her throat. Your dad absolutely did not say that to you. That is absolutely what he did say. I promise.

I swear to you that. I never took his advice, mostly for legal reasons. What? But apparently, that technique actually works. It worked on Amanda. Isn't that right, Amanda? Well, it was kind of like that. It was a little different.

Amanda emailed us about a guy that she met named Danny, who isn't calling her back. Now, what did he do exactly? He walked up to me and said, trying to remember his words, something like, I know you don't know me, and I don't know you, but I just want to be open and honest with you, and I'd really like to kiss you. And he was so handsome and it sounded so honest and I just said, okay. Yeah, the hot part. Yeah, that's the key factor was that he was hot.

Yeah. He was really hot. I mean, he seemed so confident. Like he marched right up to me like, I know what I want, and I'm going to go get it. Which is refreshing because, I mean, as a woman, I know Seattle men, very passive. Is it better to do that or better to try a cheesy pickup line? I don't think a cheesy pickup line would have worked. However, I did kiss him, so I think you know what answer I'm going to choose.

And how did the rest of the date go after you guys made out right away? It was so fun. We just sat at the bar and we just talked. We had a lot in common. It was really flirty. It was great. Plus he was hot, right? Did I mention hot?

It's really hard to meet somebody that you connect with, you know? And I don't think I felt that connected to anybody since my last boyfriend like two years ago okay you might be feeling like you guys connected but guys don't really think the same way i guarantee he's not sitting there like that going like oh my god we agree on everything and then goes back and tells his friends like we had such a strong connection to the movies so that would be amazing yeah i mean he might not feel the same as you do about the whole connection thing. If he was really thinking that,

I don't think he would have spent all that time with me. It was like two hours and he paid for all the drinks. I don't think he would have bought anything or stayed that long if he wasn't into it.

Yeah, no, he's a dude. He would definitely stay that long if he thought he could get something out of it. Trust me. That's really sad. I hope that's not true. It's sad, but true.

How did the date end up? Did you go back to his place? No. No. We said goodnight. We exchanged phone numbers. He said he was going to call me soon. It was weird, though, because he didn't kiss me goodbye right then, which I thought was

like, okay, was it because we already kissed? Maybe I gave it up too quickly? I don't know. I'm starting to wonder if maybe I shouldn't have gone for that line. Maybe I should have made him work a little harder. I mean, technically, your date did regress. It's kind of like going from first back to home base. We made out, and then we talked for a while, and then he just left.

But it was really fun. We even got into this thing where we were singing together for a minute. I mean, it was really fun. You think it's your singing? You could have turned him off. Maybe that's his deal breaker right there. Ladies who can't sing.

Let's call Spade a spade. I definitely sing better than him. That's the cue. That's the cure. That's baloney. And how many times have you tried to get a hold of him since your date? I texted him that night

when I got home just to say like, hey, I had a really great time and whatever. Didn't hear anything back. And then the next day I started to get worried that maybe he gave me

the wrong number. So I checked in to just say, hey, text me back and let me make sure this is the right number. Didn't hear anything. All right. Weird.

Well, maybe that's it. Maybe you kissed him too early and just ruined it. Would that be a deal breaker for either of you guys? No. Nope. Definitely not. Not so. All right.

We're going to play a song, come back, call him, and get your second date update. Thank you. You're welcome. Just hold on. Wait till you're welcome just hold on hey amanda yes here's what i think happened on your first date okay and i this might seem rude but i'm not trying to be rude i think that maybe danny thought that you're a bad kisser and so there was no hope of you getting a second date at all and that's why

he's not calling you back why do you think that why would you hang out with me so much longer after the kiss maybe he felt obligated to because he came up to you with not really a pickup line but let's face it it's kind of a pickup line he said what do you say he said something like i just want to kiss you right now yeah he said i know we don't know each other but i really just want to kiss you i'm gonna be straight up boom and then you kissed him but he didn't kiss you the rest of the date and then he wouldn't kiss you at the end of the date which tells me that maybe he just thought you were a bad kisser i've never heard that I'm a bad kisser before. I mean, well, let's ask him.

Okay. We're going to give him a call, see if we can get him on the phone and find out why. And that's just my opinion. It could be something completely different, okay? I really hope you're wrong. Yeah. Anything but that. I just don't want him to say I'm a bad kisser.

All right, here we go. Hello? Hey, is Danny there? Yeah, this is Danny. Danny, I'm going to be honest with you. I just want to kiss you. How you doing man this is jubile from brook and jubile in the morning i'm moving 92.5 how's it going uh good did you hear what i said about the whole kissing thing yeah you're right you're a radio station or something yes we do a segment

on our show called the second Update, where if somebody goes out on a date and doesn't get a call back, they email us to give that person a call to find out why. And somebody emailed us about you recently. Oh, really? Her name was Amanda. Okay. Props to you, by the way.

She told us about how you came up to her and was like, I just gotta be straight up with you. I wanna kiss you. And then you guys kissed. Impressive. Well, yeah, it's a pretty good line. I figured that that's a line that you've used before. So Amanda emailed us about you and wants to know why you're not calling her back. She said you tried to get ahold of you about four times now. She really felt like you had a strong connection and just wants to know if she did something wrong or if you're even interested. I don't know.

I don't really know if I want to say anything. You know, it's the radio and everything. I don't want to embarrass her or anything like that. She was nice. I just want to keep it cool. Keep in mind, though, Danny, she's the one that asked us to call you. So if it does embarrass her, it's kind of her fault.

All right. I'll try to put this as gently as I can. Every time she opened her mouth to talk, she kind of would spit a lot. Oh, no, a spitter. I mean, okay, first time it happened, I thought, oh, you know, just an accident. Like, we've all done something like that. But, I mean, it just kept happening. And it was like raining all over me.

It was just like, it kept hitting me in the face. And she actually got me in the eye at one point. Oh, no. Danny, I feel your pain. That's the worst thing ever. I've had a few people talk to me that are spitters. And you see that drop coming in slow motion towards your eye the whole time. I completely understand where you're coming from on this.

I wear contact lenses, so I was like, oh, man. She's killing me. She just spits when she talks a lot. A lot? I mean, I've never seen anything like it. Amanda, do you spit a lot when you talk? No. Oh, my God. Danny, Amanda is actually on the phone with us and heard everything that you just said.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't know you were on the phone. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. I don't even know what to say. I'm so sorry. I'm so embarrassed. I don't even know what to say. I'm so sorry. I'm so embarrassed. I cannot believe this is happening on the radio. Well, you know, it's, yeah, maybe it's a condition.

You want to get checked or something. I don't know. I've never, this has never happened before. I've never heard this before. That's all I was going to ask you, Amanda. Has anybody ever complained about you spitting on them while you talk? No, never. I've never, ever had this reaction from anybody before. I don't know what was going to ask you, Amanda, has anybody ever complained about you spitting on them while you... No. Huh? Never. I've never, ever had this reaction from anybody before.

I don't know what was going on. Maybe it's because you kissed me and you made my mouth water. Oh, gross. I'm really sorry. Well, if I made your mouth water, that's flattering, but still, that was a lot. I mean, like, that's some salivary action going on in there. I mean, those kinds of things. But listen, as I'm talking right now, since you said that,

I hold a piece of paper up to my mouth, and there's nothing. There's not one drop. I'm telling you, it's dry as a bone. I'm talking right now, and it's dry, dry, dry. Okay, that's a huge improvement improvement and I think that's great. Danny, props to you. Apparently kissing you, though, makes women salivate so much they can't

control themselves. That's a Pavlovian dog experiment. I can't even believe it. My teeth are bright red. I'm so embarrassed. Danny, do you think it's a one-time thing or do you think that Amanda is just embarrassed and trying to downplay it? I think it's a one-time thing, or do you think that Amanda is just embarrassed and trying to downplay it? I think she's a little embarrassed and just trying to downplay it.

She didn't seem drunk. I think this is kind of just who she is and kind of what happens to her. And I think that's cool. That's who she is. It's just I'm not interested in getting drenched every time I... So you're saying... I don't know, Danny, though, but think about it. Why would she embarrass herself,

put herself in this situation on the radio if she knew it was a common complaint that she's gotten before? Well, she was sitting by herself at the bar, which makes me think, well, maybe that was a sign. Oh, no! Nobody ever wants to tell somebody that they're a spitter. Guys.

So, Danny, you're saying Amanda's a spitter. No question about it. Oh, yeah, she's a spitter. You can't know that. And, like, I kept back at her because she's also a bit of a close talker. Like, she keeps getting close and close and close. And I'm like, oh, okay. Danny, you've been honest with me all the way up to this point.

If you meet me again for a second date and I spit on you once, just say, that's it, and send me home. But at least give me a chance. That's okay. I know. It's not true. Danny, would you like to go out with Amanda again? One more date.

We will pay for it. And you can send me home immediately if I spit on you once. I promise I won't. Yep. One droplet of saliva touches your cheek. You can send her packing. Come on. It'll be fun. And I promise you I will not fit.

Alright. I'll hold you that. You'll do it again. Yes! One drop and I'm out. One drop and I'm out. We're going to give this poor girl dry mouth, dry mouth, cotton mouth, because she's so scared. She's going to be wiping her mouth the whole time.

She's eating napkins, actually, at dinner. Broken Jubal in the morning. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general.

You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors, it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's

happening now. Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, and my latest interview is with Mel Robbins. Work has been seen as the number one cause of stress. How can the let them theory help? As you notice the stress come up, Jay, you're simply going to say, let them. You have no idea right now how much time and energy

is being wasted because of other people's behavior. It's like a death by a thousand cuts. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.