Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: What’s Yo Flava?

Episode Date: January 3, 2017

It's ONE THING to have a someone reject you during your date... it's way worse when they actually ask you to turn the car around! That's what happened to one of our listeners, and he just wants to know what the heck happened? We'll find out in the Second Date Update.(Image Courtesy: torbakhopper. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Go to InTheLoopSingles.com today. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal's second date update. The guy on the phone for a second date update today had a very awkward ending to his first date. He thought he was about to seal the deal, driving the girl back to his place, and then she said, Nope, turn around, take me back to my car so I can go home. Oh, what?

How horrible is that? We'll get into that in a second. I'll have him tell us all about that. But Dane is on the phone, and he wants to call a girl named Hillary today. Dane, how are you? I'm all right. How are you guys? I would not be all right if I were you. I'd be a very sad, broken man after reading your email. Well, I'm getting over it. I've had a little bit of time to heal, I guess. Good to hear. Oh, I'm sure it's so hurtful. Good to hear. All right. Before we get into all that, just first of all, tell me a little bit about the girl that you want us to call today. Where'd you meet her? Well, we actually met off of Tinder.

Okay. And, you know, I like the way that she looked, and we kind of started texting a little bit and decided that we were going to meet up for a date. And are you a guy, Dane, who often meets chicks off of Tinder? Yeah, well, I suppose. I mean, it's 2015. I mean, it's...

That's where everybody meets these days, isn't it? I know, man. The technology is there, so why not use it? Why not take advantage of it? I agree with you on that one. So what did you guys do when you decided to meet up? We met up at a restaurant by the mall. Uh-huh.

We went to ****** Kitchen, and it was actually pretty ****. The meal or the time spent with her? No, the meal was ****. The time spent with her? No, the meal was s***y. The time spent with her was cool. The drinks were good and the conversation was good. So did you purposely bring her to a restaurant that you really don't like? I didn't know it was going to be that bad. It's been a while since I've eaten there and I was hoping that they had fixed their problem.

Suddenly the Second Date Update has turned into a Yelp review. So you didn't enjoy the food much, but you enjoyed her company and dinner went well? Yeah, I enjoyed her company. Dinner went well. She was just as hot as she was in her pictures. So that was no disappointment. And was your goal here the entire time to hook up with this girl because you met on Tinder and you just wanted, or are you looking for, like, to actually date someone?

Well, I mean, isn't that everyone's goal? Eventually, is to hook up with somebody? Some people want to have a relationship with a person. Other people just want to have one night. Well, I mean, I live by kind of the mantra kind of that, you know, you can't go in expecting too much. So if something came out of it, great. You go with the flow.

You hook up, never talk to her again. That's cool. You hook up and then have a relationship with her. That's cool, too. Right. But this chick was really cool, and I'm just kind of at a loss, you know, that she hasn't called me or returned any of my text messages or phone calls. Well, the big thing that I picked up from your email was the car ride back to your place.

Tell me a little bit about that. Okay, well, here's what happened. After to, we went to go see a movie and, uh, it was pretty good movie. You know, during the movie, she kind of leaned her head on my shoulder and I was like, okay, you know, nice. You know, so I figured, you know, it's go time. It's go time because she put her head on your shoulder. Did she also make eye contact once and you knew? No, you know, it's like... I hope that you tried to, like, see if she was actually interested. It was just, like, head on the shoulder and then all of a sudden you're unzipping your pants. No, no, it's not like I did the old hole in the popcorn bucket trick, you know?

So that's go time for you, huh? I just thought she was getting comfy with me, So I figured, let's get out of here. So you figured, let's get out of here? Yeah, it was towards the end of the movie. How do you do that, Dane? Well, she didn't not go. She put her head on your shoulder and you just turned to her like, yeah, I know what that means. Get out of here.

That is impressive, Dane. Are you sure that she understood your intentions? I mean, what would you have thought? That I wanted to go have coffee? Possibly. Honestly, I think head on a shoulder is so innocent. Like, hand on a thigh maybe indicates a little bit more. Head on a shoulder.

Well, do you remember? I did meet this girl on Tinder. Yeah. So Tinder is usually pretty Tinder is pretty much a hookup app, so if you go out on a Tinder date and somebody says, let's get out of here, usually means go back to my place. Yeah, and on her

Tinder profile, it's not like, you know, some people on Tinder, they say, you know, I'm not here for hookups, swipe left, and she didn't have that. Okay. So obviously, she's into it. Regardless, she agreed to go in your car with you wherever you're going when you said let's get out of here that says a lot to me and she had her own car yeah okay so what happened in the car ride then we were just kind of chit-chatting about halfway over to my

house she gave me the old i shouldn't do this routine okay and she asked she asked if I would drive her back to her car. And so I said, are you sure? And she was, I guess. And I'm not a creep, so I took her back over to the mall where her car was. That's way less than what I would have done. Are you sure? I would have actually pulled the car over, got on my hands and knees and begged, please, we're almost there. We're almost to my house. Please come back with me. Well, maybe that's how I felt inside, but I didn't want to actually say that or do that. All right.

So you took her back to her car and dropped her off. Did you guys kiss or anything? No. And that was kind of weird, too, actually. I dropped her off, and I asked her if I did something wrong. And she just said, you know, it was a first date and we should probably take things slow. And she gave me a hug.

So the closest intimacy you guys had was head on shoulder and hug? Yeah. You know, she was like, yeah, you know, text me or call me. And I was like, okay. So I have a couple of times. I've texted her a couple of times, called her a couple of times, and I haven't heard anything from her.

Nothing at all? Not even like a, hey, you're nice, but this is my, not, nothing. Okay. Do you remember a moment in the car where her mood changed? Where she started second guessing what she was doing? Yeah, about the time when she said, I really shouldn't do this. If there's anything before, Dave, it led up to that. Spells it out for you.

All right, man. Well, we're going to play a song. Come back. Call her and get your second date update, okay? All right, great. All right, man. Hang on. Moving 92.5.

Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Dane, I think I know how you screwed up on your first date. You do? I do. I think you gave your date too much time to think about her bad decision. Oh. That's what I think happened.

Why has it got to be a bad decision? Because it's you, Dane. If you're just tuning in for the Second Date Update, Dane met this girl off of Tinder. They went and had dinner, went to the movies. During the movie, she put her head on his shoulder and to Dane, he was like, yes, it's time to do this. So he said, let's get out of here. And they were driving back to his place,

but like halfway there, she stopped and said, nope, I'm not down. Take me back to my car. Dane, being the gentleman that he is, took her back to the car and dropped her off and hasn't heard from her since. But what I'm saying is you gave her too much time. When she put her head on your shoulder, instantly, pants should have come

off, should have done it right there in the movie theater. You gotta, when opportunity knocks, you gotta answer the call. Don't give it too much time for her to think about it. I think that's... Well, I don't want her to get arrested. Hey, it's worth it. Trust me. It's worth it. Alright. And are you looking

for another date with this girl, or are you looking to finish what got stopped in the middle of the drive? Yes. Yeah, exactly. Both. Okay. Either one. A good answer.

Yeah. You're asking some very obvious questions to this guy. He just wants to get a piece, and then if it turns into more. Simple. I need to be more simple. Yes, you do. Here we go, Dane. I'm about to call it right now

and get your second date update. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Hillary, please? This is Hillary. Hey, Hillary, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Hey. Hey. Hey, Hillary, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Hey.

Hey. What's going on? Who is this? Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm calling you because somebody recently emailed us about you. Who? I recently got an email from somebody who wanted us to get in touch with you his name is Dane

okay and you went out on a date with Dane a little while ago remember him yeah okay well Dane really enjoyed your time together he told us a little bit about your date but he actually wanted us to get you on the phone to find out why you're not calling him back

because he would love to see you again. I'm just not really interested anymore. Okay. He told us about your date. He said that you guys are actually on the way back to his house and you told him to turn around. He told you about what actually happened on our date? Yeah. Yeah, because we weren't going to call you out of the blue without knowing what he thought of the date so we talked to him a

little bit about it and he said he had a great time you went to dinner and a movie and then he was hoping for more and then you uh you asked him to turn around and take you back to your car well yeah that that kind of happened. Did he say something to you to make you have a change of heart? Well, you know, you really shouldn't ask somebody on the first date what their favorite type of condoms are. What? That was honestly a question he asked you? Yeah, that threw me off. Yeah, I would think so. How did that

come up? How did that come up? Yeah, I've been on a lot of dates before and I've never once asked anybody what their favorite condom is. Let alone on a first date. Yeah, it was just like that. It was just kind of like out of the blue. One minute we're talking about how awful dinner was,

and then he's like, so, hey, what's your favorite type of condom? That's even a creepier way to put it. Not what kind of condom. He's like, what's your favorite condom? It kind of almost sounds like he's calling you slutty a little bit. Like, hey, I know you use a lot of condoms. What's your favorite one? I know. Like, seriously, like a condom punisher. I know you use a lot of condoms. What's your favorite one? I know.

Like, seriously, like, that was just offensive. Like, what kind of girl does he think that I am? Did you answer him? No. I was like, no, you know, I think that maybe we should just call it a night. Yeah, that's a way to kill the mood, I think. Absolutely. I don't even like having to go grab one from my dresser drawer.

I feel like it kills the mood. You know what I mean? But then it'd be like, hey, I hope this one's appropriate for me. Let me pick out your favorite. Yeah. I got a whole plethora of sizes and shapes, whatever you want. Oh, man, Hillary. I'm sorry that you had to go through that.

Thank you. Yeah. I should also tell you that Dane's actually on the phone and listening to this too. What? Yeah, he's actually on the other line. Hi, Hillary. Oh. I'm really kind of floored. I didn't realize

I'm sorry. You know, what can I really say? I mean, I'm sorry that you got offended, but I'm not sorry for asking you that question. Oh, wow. Because I think it's kind of a fair question to ask. I thought I was being nice. What?

Polite. Are you serious? You thought that I was that kind of girl? Well, I don't think you're a particular kind of girl, but we were heading back to my house. We left the movie a little early. We were heading back to my house. I mean, maybe I just had the wrong assumption. Yeah, maybe, you think?

Maybe? Possibly? Well, when you got into my car, maybe it would have been nice to tell me that, hey, I just want to cuddle or something like that. I thought it was actually a pretty logical question in this day and age. Logical? You think that's logical? Like, it would have been nicer if you would have just asked what kind of flowers

I like, not what kind of condoms I want. Why would I ask you about flowers when we're about to go back to my house and have sex? would I ask you about flowers when we're about to go back to my house and have sex? I might ask you about flowers the next morning.

You don't know that's what's gonna happen. You don't know that. Well, come on. I met you off Tinder. Come on, baby. There you go. That's good rationale

right there. Just because I met you off Tinder doesn't mean that I'm gonna sleep with you, you moron. All right. I don't know. Well, mean that I'm going to sleep with you, you moron. Why were you going back to my house? And Hillary, why wouldn't you have just told him at that point,

hey, we're not going to need condoms because we're not doing that? Well, I said take me back to my car. That was enough. Wow. I think the polite thing was to ask you what kind of condoms you want. The impolite thing was to not call me back. Yeah, there you go. You're the one who's wrong here, Hillary.

Hey, Hillary, would you like to go on a second date with Dane? I will pay for it. I really would like to. Hell no. I will not go out on another date with him. All right. I kind of figured as much. Well, Hillary, thank you very much for your time.

I appreciate it. Sure. Thank you. The one thing that I do need to know, though, is what is your favorite kind? Ribbed for her pleasure. Nice choice, girl. That's all you had to say. Brooke and Jubal in the morning.

A text in at 78592 says, that dude had a point. They were on the way back to his house, but it's still a very awkward question. That guy is just dumb. They're talking about the second date update. It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning. I'm moving 92.5. This guy, Dane, wanted us to call this girl, Hillary, back after their date. Didn't understand why after they had saw a movie and they were heading back to his place, she said

turn the car around. We're not going back there. Well, on the way there he looked to her and said, what's your favorite condom? Because apparently he didn't have any protection in his house and wanted to get some. But that's a very weird way to phrase it and it made her feel awkward and it killed the mood and she doesn't really want

to see him again. Good for him for using protection. We'll give him that. That's a positive. But always take it with you or stop at the store and she doesn't really want to see him again good for him for uh using protection we'll give him that that's a positive but always take it with you or stop at the circle hey why don't i uh grab a bottle of wine some vino say it like that too and then bite bite your lower lip after you say it um but disguise it with something else like i'm gonna grab some wine and then you go in there and then you just like clear the condom aisle out and you come out with like a bag full of condoms and beer. You know? They also have boxes where you can get a multi-pack,

so you just have some options. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, brickandjubel at movein925.com. We will call the person who didn't call you back. Move in 92.5. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer.

If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more.

Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Emi Olea, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good.

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