Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Where’s My Wallet!?

Episode Date: December 11, 2019

The guy in today's Second Date update is VERY ANGRY... he met a girl last night, and woke up this morning, in a rage! Now he needs our help to make this whole situation right. Can we get to the bottom of what happened? Listen in the Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You know, a lot of people ask me, how do I get my email to the top of the list for a second date update? There's a couple things you can do. One, you can put in your subject line, I need help ASAP, and the police should probably be involved. Oh yeah, that one is a good attention getter. But that's still not usually enough. But if you say it in all caps, then you're yelling, and I can't help but notice your email. And that's what Aaron did today. Aaron sent us an email that said exactly that, in all caps, that he needs our help and he

thinks the police should be involved and we have to do this right away. Aaron, how are you? Not f***ing great, dude. I'm not going to lie. Oh my God. Should we call the, should we be on the phone with 911 instead right now? That's why I'm calling you. I think so.

And I'm not, it sucks. I'll tell you that. Every once in a while, we get emails for the second date update where like somebody goes, you have to do this right away. I need your help.

And normally they're like, how pressing is it? And I read it and it's like, no, we can do that in a week. Relax. But I believe Aaron, Aaron needs our help today.

Aaron, you want to tell everybody why? Well, I don't really want, yeah. Okay. So, okay. So long story short, come home after a want to. Yeah, okay. So, okay.

So, long story short, come home after a night at the bar, a little too drunk, and things are going well with the lady. And everything, I'll just say it went really well right up until I woke up this morning. That's pretty much it. Right until you woke up this morning. So, last night you brought a girl home. Yep. What is going on? What's the problem, Aaron?

Hi. So, I mean, I wake up this morning and, you know, she's gone, which is not a problem, no big deal. Met her at a bar, you know, things went well. That's how it's supposed to go. But with her gone is my wallet. So you think this girl stole your wallet? I'm telling you, every time when I get home, it goes right on my kitchen counter or right inside the door. I have looked everywhere.

I've looked everywhere for this thing. Are you sure you just weren't wasted last night and you left it somewhere? No. 100%. 100%. It is on my kitchen counter when things go to the bedroom. I know that for sure. And I wake up this morning and it is gone. Did you know this girl at all? Not before

last night. So, you know, perfectly great example of why at all? Not before last night. So, you know, perfectly great example of why not to be doing something like this, but you know, things are going too well last night and everything's all great. But I wake up this morning and this Amanda girl is gone. If that's even her name, because why not? So yeah. Oh my God. Okay. So you want us to call her and try to see if she stole your wallet? Well, see, that's the thing, right? Like, I'm calling her because I have what I think is her number and what I think is her name in my phone, and she won't answer me. So, like, that's a big red flag to me. So it's like, dude, if it's a mistake or if she can help me out, all she's got to do is call or all she's got to do is answer. But then I'm sitting here freaking out, and she won't even answer a call.

That's what I was going to ask you. That's what I was going to ask you. How many times have you been calling her all day trying to get your wallet back i started just like a call and i sat more and thought about it and i called her like two or three more times because i was like dude just answer a call like we we we know each other a little bit now if you know what i'm saying so like just help me out and did she seem sketchy at all not at the time like everything went well like it would it wasn't like she was like hey let's go back to your place

immediately. It was kind of one of those things where I was like, oh, this is great. Have a drink. Let's hang out. Have a drink again. You know, like, it just went it felt like it went really well right up until I woke up and my s*** was gone. So you really think she robbed you? You don't just think you could have put your wallet somewhere and forgot? Dude, like I said, 100%, I know where

it was, and more importantly, she won't answer me. Like, just be like, hey, even a text and be like, sorry, I'm busy right now. Help me out. But, like, it's just nothing, and it's making me really suspicious because I have no idea if this is even her name to start with or even her number. You said that you called her. Did you also text her, too? Yeah.

And nothing. You haven't heard a word. Nothing. Nothing. And I was like, hey, really important you give me a text back. Help me out. You know, and then nothing. So I'm sitting here.

The longer I wait, the more certain I am that there's something on my wallet. Not even kidding. So she doesn't, but you didn't accuse her via text. Like, she's not going to be on the defensive. No, because, I mean, there's not, no, not yet. I mean, like, not yet. And that's why you got that pissed off email from me because I'm trying to be cool to this girl. But I have no idea if I even should, and I'm trying to get some help.

So you want us to do this and not the police? Yeah, I want you guys to do it. That way, if she's a thief, I want to make sure that everybody knows, hear it on the radio, that she steals people's shit on the next morning. But, I mean, if she turns out to not be a thief, do you want to do a second date with her? I mean... I can't even care about a second date.

I want my f***ing wallet back. All right. I like it when the second date update turns into this before we've done it with like a watch, getting some guy's watch back. Oh, yeah, I remember that one. Now we're going to play a song, come back, call Amanda,

and see if she stole your wallet, okay? Yeah, I hope so. All right, we'll get your second date update right after this. Today's second date update really isn't even about the date at all. Aaron is on the phone with us, and today he wants to call a girl named Amanda. They met last night, got a little drunk, went back to his place. When he woke up this morning, the girl little drunk, went back to his place. When he woke up this

morning, the girl was gone, and so was his wallet. And he's convinced that Amanda took his wallet, and now she won't answer any of his phone calls. So he wants our help to see if we can get her on the phone so that he can talk to her and accuse her, basically, of stealing his wallet.

Alright. Aaron, are you still upset? Are you serious? Of course I'm upset. All right. Oh, my gosh. I'm about to dial the phone number right now and get her on the phone, okay? All right. Did you have a lot of cash in the wallet?

I forgot to ask. It is enough stuff, man. You know, this is like everything is in there. It's like my debit card, my credit card. Like, everything is in there. Yeah. Social security card? No, I'm not that dumb.

Thank God. I was hoping that was in there. I'm going to call you an idiot. All right. I'm going to dial the phone number right now, see if we can get her on the phone and get your wallet back, okay? Yeah, let's do this. Hurry up.

Okay. Here we go. Hello? Hi, is this Amanda? This is Amanda. Amanda, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm sorry, who are you?

Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I don't... I'm... I don't know... It's a radio show. Okay. Okay. Nothing? Big listener. Amanda, I'm just going to cut to the chase real quick, okay?

You went out with a guy named Aaron last night. Yeah. All right. And Aaron emailed us this morning to see if we could call you because he's been trying to get a hold of you because he says that you stole his wallet when you left this morning. Wait, what? Yeah. Aaron says that you took his wallet.

Did you take his wallet? No. He thinks I took his wallet? Yeah. He's saying that you guys hooked up last night after meeting at the bar and when he woke up this morning, you were gone and so was his wallet and he's convinced that you took it. Yeah. I woke up this morning because I had a meeting at work i woke him up i told him that he was like yeah i told him i had to get to work i like told him

i was leaving but i didn't take his wallet amanda that's bull you know it oh what amanda that's aaron he's actually on the phone. What the hell? Amanda, or whatever the f*** your name is, I know you f***ing have my wallet. Crystal, whatever the f*** my name is, who the f*** are you? I never took your wallet. Your f***ing wallet.

And you know what? You were so drunk, go look around your f***ing apartment for your wallet. I did look around my f***ing apartment. The reason it's not there is because you took it. I didn't f***ing take your wallet. We did look around my f***ing apartment. The reason it's not there is because you took it. I didn't f***ing take your wallet. We were making it on the couch. Did it fall behind the couch? Did you look there?

Are you f***ing serious, Amanda? Do you think I'm a huge f***ing idiot? That's the first place I would look. Yeah, I do think you're the biggest f***ing idiot. Go look around your apartment. Go look in your f***ing kitchen. How dare you accuse me of stealing from you, you f***ing piece of shit. I actually, I kind of believe her.

Really? Yeah. What the fuck am I supposed to think? I wake up, she's gone, my wallet's gone. I've looked everywhere in this apartment and she's accusing me of being that dumb? Fuck that. Amanda, did you take his wallet? No, I didn't fucking take his wallet.

I don't know what the fuck this is about. Tell him to go look in the kitchen. Tell him to, he's not going to listen to me. You guys tell him to go look in the f***ing kitchen. Go look in the fridge. Look in the fridge? Why would I look in the f***ing fridge? Who put the fridge, the wallet in the fridge?

Are you serious? I'm not doing that. You are so drunk, you idiot. All people put their wallets, and let me look in there. Oh, it's not there. Big surprise, because I know somebody else has it who left this morning. I don't have your f***ing lie. It's in your apartment.

I mean, this is f***ing nuts. I don't even know what this is. Let me go look in the oven real quick. Oh, guess what? There's no wallet in there. Oh, let me, hold on. Let me go look in the microwave real quick. That sounds like a great idea.

Let me pop this microwave open and see if there's a wallet in here. Dude, Aaron. Aaron, you got to calm down. I mean, you guys have to have some sort of conversation about this Aaron, are you there? Hello? Oh, f*** me The f*** put it in the microwave It's actually in there

Why the f*** would I put it in the microwave? I didn't even go in the kitchen, you kept going in there slamming stuff, you were being funny about it You drunk piece of f*** would I put it in the microwave? I didn't even go in the kitchen. You kept going in there slamming stuff. You were being funny about it. You drunk piece of f***. Oh my gosh. My microwave where no one puts a wallet ever and all of a sudden magically it's there. Aaron, I highly doubt that Amanda hid your wallet in the microwave. I don't know why somebody would do that.

Exactly. Who puts a wallet in the microwave? Are you being serious right now? That's the worst right now. You did. You did. You did. Dude, Aaron just owed up to it.

You made a dumb mistake when you were drunk. Why are you so angry still? You have your wallet. This is some f***ed up s***. I don't know who to believe in this, but I don't trust anybody. Aaron, you said yourself you were drunk. You don't think you could have put it in the microwave?

Dude, who puts it in the microwave? All of a sudden, they have a terrible idea of looking at a drunk. You don't think you could have put it in the microwave? Dude, who puts it in the microwave? All of a sudden, they have a terrible idea of looking in a fridge. I don't know. And it's all magically in the microwave. I've been really drunk before, and I've done weird things. I've put my wallet in weird places when I've woken up. Never a microwave, though. And guess what?

This guy's a f***ing weird drunk. I believe that, Amanda. Wow. Well, Amanda, thank you for your time. I appreciate it. Yeah, thank you for wasting mine. Aaron, at least you found your wallet. Yeah, it took long enough to find it.

Don't you want to apologize to Amanda for accusing her of stealing your stuff? I can't even figure this out right now. But, yeah, I guess I'm sorry. Yeah, I guess I'm sorry. Hear that know, yeah, I guess I'm sorry. You hear that, Amanda? He guesses he's sorry. Yeah, wow. That's sincere.

Yeah, I guess he's a f***head, basically. All right. Hey, you know what? I would love to ask you, Amanda, if you will go out on a second date with Aaron,

we will pay for it. You're f***ing kidding me now. No, I'm serious. I really want you to go out on another date with Aaron. I'm really want you to go on another date with Aaron. I'm never f***ing going on another date with Aaron. Why don't you go on a date with Aaron? He can put your s*** somewhere

and tell you about it and get it all f***ed up. I'm not, no way I'm going out on a date with Aaron. I don't know where my wallet's gonna end up. Aaron, at least you got your wallet back. No second date, though. Yeah, I guess I know to look in a microwave next time. Learn something new. Can I go back to work now? Are we done? I don't know. Yeah, I guess I know to look in the microwave next time. Learn something new. Can I go back to work now?

Are we done? I don't know. Aaron, are you done with Amanda? You have anything else to accuse her of? I don't know. Is there anything else hidden in my apartment that I should know about? Broken Jubal in the morning. Because baby, now we got bad blood.

You know what you see? We're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because

you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer.

If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon,

listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended

interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts