Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Why On Earth

Episode Date: March 7, 2018

One of our listeners went on a great date and he has no idea what went wrong, except that maybe his balls were a little light. We called his date and then we figure out what was wrong... not with him, but with EVERYONE else.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What the? And drinking really crappy beer out of glasses that probably haven't been washed in months. Of course, I'm talking about bowling. Bowling is always a great first date. And Tommy's on the phone, and apparently that's what he did on his first date from a girl who's not calling him back now. What's up, Tommy? Hey, how you guys doing? God, he really set you up for a real romantic setting there, buddy.

Yeah, you make me sound like a chump. Yeah. You make me sound like a chump? That's just what bowling is. It's full of bacteria. Full of bacteria. You know what, though? I thought it was a pretty good idea for a first date.

I think it's a great idea. There's an activity. There's alcohol. You can't go wrong. I wasn't saying it was a bad idea. I just said it's disgusting. I mean, it's still fun. I'd bowl myself, but, you know, then I'd de-louse after.

But, you know, they always spray that stuff in the shoes first. Yeah, like it works. I don't think that does anything. I think that's just deodorizer. All right, before we talk about your actual date, tell us a little bit about the girl you want to call today. What's her name? Her name's Hope.

Hope, okay. And I did have Hope. And how'd you meet her? She was tagged in an Instagram photo I liked, and she just looked really hot. She had a great smile. She had a great body. And so I DM'd her, you know,

like I messaged her and she responded. That sounds like modern romance. Right? Yeah. So then you guys went bowling. Obviously, that's what your email said. How was bowling?

It was low-key. We got some fries. We got that bad beer that you were talking about. There was only one bit that kind of was a little bit embarrassing to tell you the truth um you know we get shoes whatever and we go and we're like let's go pick out our balls and i i come back i got like an 11 or 12 i can't remember she's got like a 14 or 15 she has a heavier ball than i do. So you're embarrassed because she's stronger than you are, apparently. Well, I don't like to say stronger.

I just think maybe she's just a better bowler than me. That is a really heavy ball. I thought so. And it's not like she's a bodybuilder or anything. Anyway, so there was a moment there where I'm like, oh, really, you're throwing a 14. Did you make fun of your small ball? Not small.

Not small. Just lighter. Okay. Did you make fun of your lighter ball? Maybe a little bit. Maybe a little bit. But it was all in good nature. You know, I thought it was pretty funny.

Okay. I don't think that any woman has ever said, I can't go out with him again. He only bowls with an 11-pound ball. I actually would argue with you on that. I feel like that probably has been said before. If you were super into bowling, I feel like somebody would care about that. Was she good at bowling? Yeah, she was good.

Really? So maybe it did turn her off. Maybe she's a big-time bowler and she's like, dude, I don't have any chips. I mean, she did beat me, but we did place a little bet on the game just for fun. You know, like whoever won pays for, like, the next round. And, I mean, I want to kind of say I let her win, but I would be kind of lying if I said that. So she beat you, bro. Yeah, she beat me.

All right. But then I got to pay for the drinks as well, you know? It's like... Perfect. It doesn't sound like anything that would turn somebody off to me. No, me neither. We had a blast. So everything went well, or was there anything else that you felt like could have turned her off?

I mean, that was it. The conversation was flowing. Everything was great. But when I asked if she wanted to go have dinner or something, because we were just having fries and drinks, and I was thinking, like, yo, you want to go have dinner? She said she already had plans after, which to me was a little weird. Yeah, that's weird.

I don't know. I think some people do that just so that... As an out? No, not necessarily. It could also be because they want to leave you wanting more and not spend all night with you. Yeah, but if they have a good time, wouldn't they want to stay? Or maybe they have a really busy schedule and they just can't fit in bowling anywhere

else. Yeah, but usually those people will call you back. Yeah. Well. It sounds like Tommy hasn't gotten a call back. Trying to give hope for hope. Anyway, I thought we had a blast and I wanted it it to keep going, and she had to duck out. And so that's kind of where it was left.

Okay, and have you heard from her? Not yet. Not at all, okay. And you've tried to reach out to her? Yes. But, you know, I've still got hope. We're going to do a lot of those today, aren't we? Yeah, okay.

I mean, it's kind of built in, isn't it? Yeah, it is really easy, and that's how we like to do things. So that's cool. Thanks for that. All right, we'll play a song, come back, and then call her and get your second date update, okay? Great. Thank you so much. All right, man.

Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. There's that old saying, it's not the size that counts, but how you use it. And today's second date update might actually prove that right. Because Tommy is on the phone and Tommy thinks

that his date got screwed up because of the size of his bowling ball. Or should I say, the weight of his bowling ball. He met a girl named Hope on Instagram and they went bowling. He says the only awkward thing that he can think of about the experience was when he grabbed his bowling ball and she grabbed hers,

and hers was like three pounds heavier. And she kind of joked with him about it, and he thinks that maybe, somehow, that actually turned her off. She doesn't like a man with a light bowling ball. That could not be it. That is so ridiculous. What else could there be? You're telling me that you're so perfect that there's nothing else she could possibly find unattractive about you. Hey, I'm not perfect, but we had a really good time. And that's the only thing that I can think of that was like an awkward moment.

Okay. Well, we'll find out. We've heard weird things in these second date updates before. Who knows? It really could be the bowling ball. It could have been the color of bowling ball you chose. I hate blue. Yeah.

You know, it could have been my nose for all I know. See, now we're getting somewhere, I think. There you go. All right. Well, I'm going to dial her phone number right now and see if we can figure out why she isn't calling you back. Here we go. Jessica, I'm leaving right now. Like, right this second.

I'm out the door. Hello? Hello? Yeah. Hi. I was looking for hope wait who's this this is jubile from brook and jubile in the morning it sounds like you were expecting a jessica though uh i thought this was her what yeah no this isn't jessica i have i do go by that name sometimes but not in these okay who are you guys my name is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the morning it's a radio show sounds like you're in a hurry a little bit yeah but uh can you tell me what's happening we'll try to make this quick okay hope like I said it's a radio show we do a segment on

a show it's called the second date update and we got an email about you from a dude named Tommy that you went bowling with. Oh, okay. And I know that you are probably pressed for time, so can we just have a few minutes to ask you what happened with Tommy and why you're not calling him back? I mean, that's a long story for me to tell someone I don't know right now. Okay, well... Long, really? Yeah, like how long is it? I promise we won't keep you on very long. We just want to know the now. Okay, well... How long, really? Yeah, like, how long is it?

I promise we won't keep you on very long. We just want to know the reason. He's confused because he liked you. Okay, I don't know, you guys, but if you need to know, like, I didn't like him. I found out he's a flat earther, and I didn't like that.

Wait, what did you just say? I'm sorry, I couldn't understand you. He's a flat earther. Like, he thinks the earth is flat. Shut up! He is not a flat earther. Yeah, we went bowling together. And when I got my ball, it was a bright blue ball.

And, you know, I was just like, oh, my God, it looks like a globe. It looks like the Earth. And he goes, yeah, you know, Seth, the Earth is flat. He was kidding, though. That had to have been a joke. No, I asked him. I was like, you're joking, right? I was, like, kind of laughed.

And he was like, no. And he started to give me facts, like one weird, obscure fact after the other. And it just like turned me off like completely. And that would be a definite reason I would not call someone back. I'm with you on that. Yeah. I'm just like not trying to date a conspiracy theorist right now. But wait, you could go on another date and talk about chemtrails. Yo, I don't even know what that is, but I'm not. I'm sure Tommy does. I'm sure Tommy knows all about it.

Probably. Sure. He didn't mention anything to us about you guys arguing about whether the earth was round or flat. Well, I didn't argue with him. I just sort of like sat there and listened and then immediately was like, okay, I just need to get out of this. I just need to get through this date

and get out of here. And that's what I did. I think that's actually smart because those arguments never go anywhere. Yeah, no, they don't. Because logic is not on his side. No, no. Logic is not on my side?

No, no, no. Logic is not on all of your side. Hold on. I knew I had a feeling. I had a feeling this was going to happen. You all are on the conspiracy. Like, you all have.

Tommy, hold on one second, Tommy. Hold up, hold up, Tommy. I need to see if Hope is still there. Hope, are you still there? Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah, that's Tommy. He's on the other line listening

and wants to talk to you. Yeah, I'm here. What? Yeah, I'm here. Yeah, I think he wants to preach. I don't want to preach. I just want to teach. Earth is not a round globe that has been...

Hold on. What is going on right now? Yeah, I've been listening the whole time, so now I know what's going on. Yeah. Why? What the... Sorry, Hope. That's how these things work is we ask you about the date, and then we reveal the fact

that the person is on the other line. And in our defense, he didn't tell us about the flat earth thing because if he had, we wouldn't have called you. Yeah. Well, it's not a thing. It's not a flat earth thing. It's reality. It's what it is.

Dude, every science text you see, the earth is round. Oh, so you're just drinking that Kool-Aid. You're just drinking that Kool-Aid. Drinking that science Kool-Aid.aid do the math i have done all the research do the math are you serious i do have one question what happens at the edge of the earth if we're flat yeah it is a wall of ice it is a wall of ice it is flat and then it ends to a wall of ice i actually have a friend who has been there i've seen photographic evidence of the wall of ice it is flat and then it ends to a wall of ice i actually have a friend who has been there i've seen photographic evidence of the wall of ice i'm not the only one that believes this guys

yeah that's the disturbing part no you know what the disturbing part is that you don't know the truth like and that you are just living in ignorance hope like i feel bad for you no this is why i didn't even want to argue with you on the date. It's because I knew this is exactly what would happen. If you're just going to hammer me with all these weird, obscure, you had a friend of a friend of a friend who's seen this wall of ice. I don't want to hear about it. No, he's my friend.

He's actually my friend. Like, my really good friend. I've seen photos. I don't care. I do not care. This is what I wanted to avoid. This is why I didn't want to even talk about it use your eyes hope the world you use your eyes like you oh my god you don't see like a bend the horizon is flat there's no arc okay okay tommy you're

literally like speaking to no but like i'm not gonna be swayed to like believe the earth is flat because you're arguing with me I don't I mean like have you been to space? Have you seen the round earth? Have you been to space? No, no, I haven't been to space but I do have a friend who's been to space and he has seen it The same friend that saw the wall of ice. No, it's a different friend. I have multiple friends Okay, Tommy calm down for just a second okay i'm calm i'm just like i just know what's up flat earth aside this isn't how you're gonna be able to go on dates with normal people you can't just what do you mean normal people no i'm a normal person but you're just arguing like you're

arguing for these conspiracy theories this is never never going to get you any success. Right, Hope? I feel like you guys are the conspiracy theorists. I'm the one that just knows what's up. You guys are all just talking about this round earth thing. Okay. You know, I didn't want to go out. Every footage you've ever seen of this whatever round earth, it all comes from NASA.

It all comes from government stuff. Right? So the only thing that proves the fact that we are on a round earth it all comes from nasa it all comes from government stuff right so the only thing that proves the fact that we are on a round earth is nasa government don't believe it this is just like silly like i don't want to go out before and i really don't want to go out with you now like if you're just going to hammer on about how you don't trust the government like it's not just me oh my god a list celebrities that are that actually believe the government like it's not just me oh my god a-list celebrities that are that actually believe this thing too it's not just me like there are other people

that are in the know there's somebody from bon jovi that i think like one of the members of bon jovi oh well dude i'm sold then that's all i needed was a bon jovi to sign up hey if bon jovi co-signed something i'm i all in. I'm not a weirdo. You just need to realize that I have the knowledge. Okay. Well, you know what, Tommy? Maybe it's because we're all in the Illuminati. Who knows?

Yeah, we're all part of it. Don't get me started. All right. I do not want to get you started. The point of this whole thing is not to argue whether the earth is round or flat. It's to see if you can get a second date with Hope. So, Hope, would you like to go out with tommy on another date we will pay for it with money made up from the government absolutely not

oh yeah i couldn't either because you know what i don't want to waste my time with closed-minded people you know like i just i just want to spend my time with people that know what's up, that are actually thinking, and can look behind the scenes and know what's actually going on in the world. So you know what, Hope? Have fun living in your fantasy round world. And I'm going to be in reality

over here. But good luck. Okay? Thanks, yeah. And I hope you and the member of Bon Jovi have fun bowling with some bad beers So you know Have a good time with that We will I was going to say sorry you didn't get a second date Tommy

But I think you're glad you didn't get a second date No I'm good Hope thank you for your time I know you were rushed Appreciate you talking to us though Thanks can I go now Yeah you're good. Thank you. Alright. Tommy, be

sure to email us anytime. No! Anytime you need anything. I'll keep you guys updated. I'll keep you guys updated. Do it, yeah. Live long and prosper, buddy. Broken Jubal in the morning. A text in at 78592 that says, I'm so glad the aliens provided us with radio

signals so I could hear that second date update. Me too. Good point. Brook and Jubal in the morning. And today's second date update, this dude Tommy wanted to call a girl named Hope. They went bowling together and she wasn't calling back. He couldn't figure out why. The reason why is because he believes in all sorts of conspiracy

theories, but most importantly, he believes the earth is flat. And they argued about it throughout the date. He didn't tell us that part because according to him, it wasn't like a huge deal. But he like he wouldn't let it go. I mean, he was so passionate about it, too. And argumentative. But to flat earthers, that's normal.

Like, it didn't stand out to him. I mean, it would just be exhausting to be with him. It is exhausting for them because they have the truth and they're trying to share it. But none of us want to hear it. None of us have an open mind to the fact that he said there's an ice wall at the end of the earth. That's why we don't fall off. Yeah, because his friend's

been there. His buddy. Yeah, his buddy's been there. He knows people, you guys. And he's got a buddy that's been to outer space. He's got a lot of buddies. Yeah, right? I bet they're all ballers. They've both decided to not go He's got a buddy that's been to outer space. He's got a lot of buddies. Yeah, a lot of buddies. Yeah, right? I bet they're all ballers. They both decided to not go out again because she thinks he's crazy and he thinks that she's ignorant and not willing to have an open mind. Yeah, that's the problem.

If you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel.

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