Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Wingwoman Birthday Surprise

Episode Date: November 13, 2019

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Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5 or wherever you get your podcasts. Today's second date update involves a group pickup. A group of guys picked up on a group of girls. Okay. And now none of them are getting a call back, and they're all on the line right now. All eight of them are on the phone.

They're all punched up. We're going to talk to the whole group. Actually, it's just Jake who was in that group that picked up a bunch of girls, and he's not getting a call back from the girl that he liked. What's up, Jake? How are you? Hey, how you doing? Good.

Are you the only one out of this group pickup not getting a call back, by the way? I guess. I think I was also the only one to hook up, pickup not getting a call back by the way? I guess. I think I was also the only one to hook up, but I don't know. I could be wrong about that. Look, I liked how you threw in a humble brag there. That was real cute, Jake. So tell us about your second date update. Who do you want to call today?

I want to call Kara. And how did you meet Kara? So it was my birthday and we went bar hopping with a group of my buddies, and we saw this cute group of girls. Okay. And so we sent them over around drinks. They accepted.

Then went over there and just, you know, started hanging out and chatting and talking to them all. Did you charge them for the drinks? We did. Yeah, we did. Good. Okay. That's good. Just making sure. Before you guys went over to the drinks? We did, yeah, we did Good, okay That's good

Just making sure Before you guys went over to the table of the group of girls Did you have a discussion about who was going to pair up with which woman? Yeah, oh yeah, no, we definitely worked that out beforehand And unfortunately, my last buddy, he got stuck with Yeah, there's always one And he's the one in our group too He had to fall on the grenade, huh?

Yeah. All right. So you got Kara. Tell us about Kara. Kara, I mean, she's got these beautiful blue eyes. It's not like you're going to say something else. Big blue eyes. You know, her eyes.

Yeah. That's actually really nice. That's a nice compliment. Yeah. And she just like really quick her eyes. Yeah. Yeah. That's actually really nice. That's a nice compliment. Yeah. And she just like really quick to laugh. And I love that. I thought that was very charming. So you guys seemed to click immediately when you started chatting with her?

I thought so. Yeah, definitely. What kind of signs was she giving you that she was into you? I think I read like they say the laughing. Maybe that's what it's like, you know, it's at your jokes, and they're stupid, and mine usually are. But then we went to go play beer pong, and it was going pretty good. But then I shut the ball, and it took this ricochet, and it hit her right in the face. Oh, no.

Yeah, right in those beautiful eyes. The left one, I think it was. I love your eyes. I want to just swell one up real quick. Did you seem upset by that, or was it just a funny moment? You know, we ended up laughing about it. So I think it actually was kind of a bonding moment. So I invited basically everyone back over to my place.

I think that's what everyone came and we were hanging and she ended up spending the night. Nice. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, yeah. Ping-pong ball to the face always gets the job done. That's the move. Okay, so how was everything the next morning? Well, the next morning, she was getting dressed, and she couldn't find her bra. You hit it, didn't you?

Well, that's my other move. No, but, well, we spent, like, a good part of the morning looking around, trying to find it. Looked all over my room, like, even the living room, and we never could find it. But I was like, hey, you know, maybe you still want to grab some breakfast or something. She was like, I got to go, got to get to work, and she left. So it was a little weird. But I ended up finding the bra a little later that day. And I called her, left her a message, and sent her a text. Got your bra.

You know, love to see you. Did you send her a picture of you wearing the bra? You know, that was going to be my next, no. You should have. Yeah. But anyway, so I have not heard from her since. So she hasn't said anything back to you at all? Nothing.

Yeah, and it's a nice broad. Yeah. That surprises me because normally that's the move. Like a girl will leave something at your house so that you're forced to see her again. Right, right. That's called the old leave behind. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, sometimes girls just accidentally leave something behind and have to give it up because they don't want to see you again. I mean, that's an expensive purchase. You know, she must really not want to talk to you. Yeah, you messed up. I hope not. I thought we were having a great time. You know, I thought we had a great time.

Is there any reason why you think she doesn't want to call you back? Other than the ping pong ball. Yeah, I know. I thought it was a pretty great night. She was just stewing on that all night. You guys hooked up and everything. The next morning, just like, I can't get over the ping pong ball thing. I'm sorry.

Did she give you any indication that she wanted something more than just a hookup? Because maybe that's all she was looking for. I don't think so. No. I mean, we were just hanging out for one night. We didn't really get into anything serious. We just getting to know each other, kind of talking. Okay, well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update.

Or at least get her bra back. Yeah. Thank you. I really appreciate it. Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. Regardless of what happens in today's second date update, it is a success in my book.

Why's that? Because Jake is on the phone, and no matter what happens, Jake at least has himself a brand new bra. I can picture him in his apartment just strutting around, looking in the mirror at that fabulous new item that he has. Getting ready to go out for a night with the boys. With his brand new Vicky's Secret bra on. Looking like a million bucks. Jake, are you sure you want to do this second date update, man? I would keep the bra if I were you. It is a nice bra.

It is amazing what some sexy undergarments will do for your self-confidence when out on the town. I feel 75% more confident. Yeah. Sexy bra will do that. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, Jake out on the town. I feel 75% more confident. Yeah. Sexy bra will do that. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, Jake is on the phone. He met a girl named Kara when they were out at the bar with a bunch of friends. They all kind of met up and hung out. He ended up hooking up with her, and she left her bra at his place.

He's been trying to call her to give the bra back and maybe get a second date, but she's ignored him, which is very rare, because normally when a girl leaves a bra behind or something like that, it's in hopes that you'll call her. So you have to see her again to meet up to at least give the bra back and maybe get another date out of it. All right, man, I'm going to dial the phone number right now and call her. Are you ready?

Okay. Yeah, yeah. And how are you going to feel if it turns out she just wanted a hookup? I'd be very disappointed, actually. I mean, I thought we really had a, there's a real spark there, you know, a real connection All right. Well give her a call and see what happened. Okay, okay Hello, hi is Kara there Yeah, this is her. Hey Kara. How are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.

I'm good. Sorry, you mean like the radio guy? Yes, that is exactly what I mean. What's up? Why are you, what? Well, I'm calling you because somebody emailed the show about you. What? Yeah, it's a guy that you met recently named Jake.

I don't understand. Why is he calling you guys? Well, because you guys recently hung out, and he's been trying to get a hold of you because he would love a second date, but you haven't been returning any of his phone calls or text messages. So he asked if we could get you on the phone and find out if you don't like Jake. Oh, wow. Okay.

This is awkward. Do you like Jake? I am not super interested in him. I'm sorry. Is there a reason why? Yeah. You know, he's very nice. I'm just, I guess he's just not my type, I guess.

You're avoiding him big time, right? Did he tell you that? I'm confused. He said that he has your bra, and I just know that if I leave a bra at a guy's house and I don't go back for it, it means I really don't want to see him because that is a big loss.

Oh, my God. Oh my god. Okay. Yeah. He told us all about the night you guys hung out. He said you met at a bar, went back to his place, had some fun. You woke up early, said you had to go to work, and then just walked out of his life and left your bra behind. Sounds like a rom-com.

He's been trying to get a hold of you, and he wants to know why you're not returning any of his phone calls. Um, oh god, this is so weird. He's been trying to get a hold of you, and he wants to know why you're not returning any of his phone calls. Oh, God. This is so weird. You don't need to feel bad about it. I mean, if you just needed to get yours one night, nobody's judging. I've lost some nice jewelry in the same type of situations before. No, I mean, I wasn't even really that interested in him that night.

Wow. You sure have an interesting like, that night. Wow. You sure have an interesting way of showing it. Nice. The truth comes out. What do you mean you weren't interested in him? Yeah. I just, things sort of just, like, spiral out of control. Like, when, okay.

One of my girlfriends had, like, a thing for one of his friends. And she just kind of, like, begged me of begged me to be a wing woman for her and to keep Jake entertained and I did. Basically so my friend could hook up with his friend but then everyone's at Jake's place and he's saying it's his birthday and I feel bad because it's like

do I give you a present? I'm just sort of stuck around. Well, are you saying that you did it because it's his birthday? I'm saying that's probably one of the reasons that I did it, but I'm not proud of it. And he, again, he's super nice. He's so nice, but like, just not, just not my type. Not the kind of guy that I'm gonna hang out with.

He'll be happy to know that that was a very nice birthday present he got. Yeah, and literally my friend kept begging me, like every 15 minutes, I was like, I think I'm going to college. Like, please just stay a little bit longer. So I stayed longer. Yeah, you did. All right, well, you are a very good wing woman. I want to kick into your group, friends.

Yeah, I'm the best wing woman ever. I should also let you know that Jake is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Shut up,

he's not on the line. Yes, he is. Yeah, I am on the line, Kara. I'm right here. Oh my God. I can't believe this.

I mean, what am I? Was I the second, third, or like, was I your choice at all like like i don't understand i can't believe it it's so not even about you and this is super weird that you have me on the radio right now well i think it's kind of about me you know

you know i was there too you know it was my birthday i mean yeah that's why i stayed with you i mean this is this is so crazy to me. I mean, you really, you didn't want to be with me? You just did that for my birthday? Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry. It's just like in real life, you're not my type. It just would never work. What's your type then?

I just like, I'm more attracted to people, like guys who are like like have a lot of intelligence and um I don't know if you meant that to sound the way it did but yeah that sounded really rude no we I mean we had a good conversation but it was very surfacy you know like I just could tell that there wasn't very much behind it. We're in a bar. I mean, were you in philosophy or, I don't know, science or something? We're playing beer pong. We're not discussing politics or the Middle East.

We're just having fun. I don't know what to tell you. You're just not my type. I mean, you had a good birthday, so just be good with it. Just be at peace with the fact that your birthday was a success. And by the way, actually, since I have you on the phone, if I could get my bra back, that would be awesome. Speaking of that, would you guys like to go on a second date?

Kara, we'll pay for it. It would be a perfect opportunity for you to get your bra back. Will you go on a second date with Jake? I would rather not go on the date, but I would like to get my bra back if that is an option. Is there a way for her to get the bra back without a date, Jake? I mean, I can leave it, I guess, in front of my house or something. I don't know. You can mail it.

Jake, mail is always a really good option when these type of situations arise. All right. I mean, Kara, you can text me your address later. I can send it to you. I'll text you my work address. Awesome. Thanks a lot, you guys. Kara, good luck getting your bra back.

Thanks. Jake, I told you you should have kept the bra and just been happy with it. I guess so. Maybe put your underwear in the package and just been happy with it. I guess so. Yeah. Maybe put your underwear in the package that you send to our work. That might help. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up,

well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general.

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