Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Zoom Date

Episode Date: September 14, 2020

One woman was on a ZOOM date until "bad wifi" ruined it all...But we're going to help find out what REALLY cause the bad connection that night!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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we've basically heard every type of date you could possibly imagine. Oh, yeah, for sure. We've heard restaurant dates, hot air balloon dates, drunk dates, sober dates, dates that only happened in someone's dream. And they didn't realize it until we called the other person and she found out. Oh, wait, that's right. It was all a figment of my imagination. I forgot about that one.

Do you want to go out anyway? We've done everything. Well, today we have a caller who did something that we haven't heard yet. I don't believe you. I don't either. I'm very skeptical right now. Her name's Nina, and she's the first person that we've spoken to who's gone on an actual Zoom date. Oh, yeah.

We haven't done a Zoom date yet. No, not with a second date update. A virtual date. Yeah. So, Nina, who'd you Zoom with? I Zoomed with Evan. Is this your first ever Zoom date, too? It was, like like my second one.

Oh, okay. You're well versed. This is great. I feel like I'm meeting an astronaut. Yeah. Wow. You actually like this is crazy. So tell us how you met Evan.

I met Evan because he accepted me. You know how Facebook has that thing of like people you might know. People actually use that? I use it daily. People use that. Oh. Because at least you? I use it daily. People use that. Oh. Because at least you can see the mutual friends.

And then if someone is interested, you can ask your mutual friend, like, hey, do you really know this person? I feel like every time it suggests something to me, it's like some friend of, like, my mom. Oh, man. And I'm like, I don't know. I don't really feel like anybody gets to know them. I'm so happy my parents aren't on Facebook. So, wait. I mean, how did you guys strike up a conversation? He just messaged you? I'm sorry. my parents aren't on Facebook. So wait, I mean, how did you guys strike up a conversation? He just messaged you?

I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. So he just messaged me and he was like, oh, you know, I just wanted to say hi. I took some pictures of the beach and he really liked going to the beach too. So I was like, oh yeah, you know, I enjoy going out there. He's like, I like seeing you in your bikini. It was like actually the beach. So he passed the Facebook test. How did the Zoom call go? I like seeing you in your bikini. It was like actually the beast.

So he passed the Facebook test. How did the Zoom call go? So at first it started off really well. So he had the idea of ordering food from the same restaurant and just Uber Eats and stuff like that. So I thought that was cute. That is cute. So it's like you guys are at the same restaurant, even though you're in your own houses. At least you're sharing the same food.

And it's like three times as expensive as going to a restaurant. That's how you know he's got money. Well, he bought it. So I was like, oh, okay. This is kind of cool. That's smart. And then he was like, oh, let's put on this playlist. And then we just like literally had on like the same music. And he was like, it's going to gonna sound super cheesy but it was cute it was

like a little french cafe thing yeah this guy's taking all my moves well in my head i will say if you could get a zoom date yeah i literally planned this out for somebody once i thought and she canceled it sounds like he's done this before like he's not new to the zoom date and i liked him like i mean there were some internet issues. So it was like sometimes it was like a little awkward. Yeah. Because they were like, what?

Like, I didn't hear what you were saying. Yeah, the audio cuts out on Zoom. Yeah. I mean, first dates are awkward in themselves. But then when you can

hardly hear the other person and there's music playing in the background, that's weird. Well, and it's like you can't read each other's body language. I mean, were you able

to get some sort of like tell on his vibe or if he was into you or not? Evan, he was cool because he would like listen when I said something and then answered. You guys, I know that sounds like a really low bar, but it is really hard for men and other people to hit. But I mean, it's a it's a really easy way to see who a person is pretty quickly. Right. Because it's pretty right in front of you if you're only able to talk. No, and Evan, like, he just looked pretty normal from what I was gathering, so I was just going for that. Okay.

So, I mean. Glowing reviews. Yeah, like, how did it end? This is the weird part that I was not expecting. Oh, no. This is the weird part that I was not expecting. We're talking about paddle boarding because I was telling him that I wanted to go out there. And all of a sudden, he stops and looks down. And he's just like, oh, I got to go in a few minutes. So wait, was he looking down like at his phone?

Or did he just look down naturally like ashamed of something? I mean, he was on his laptop. So I'm assuming it was his phone, but he just like, you know like when you have that look in your face, like, oh crap. See, I can't swim,

so I would be like, oh crap, dude. Oh, that's why you brought up the ashamed part. I was like, why are people looking down ashamed? I can't do that. He had a bad experience

with a paddleboard in his past. Like a paddleboard snuck into his room one night and like touched him. What? We are so far off right now. A lot of paddleboard stories like that. What did you think it was?

Why did he have to go so quick? I don't know. I don't know. Like we didn't even get to dessert. And I'm a sucker for like chocolate cake. And we had like finished my meal. I was like, okay, bye. We have one more course.

I think the obvious question in this situation is, were you wearing pants? Because that can really affect how the date goes. You know what? I'm going to say no, because I was wearing a dress. Trick question. It's a Zoom call. Wouldn't a guy stay on the line

if you weren't wearing pants? That wouldn't make a guy look down in shame and leave. I don't know. It depends on what was happening down below that screen for him. He's like, uh-oh, I got to go. Oh, below his screen. I see. So who knows? Yeah, I don't know that.

What do you think it is? I'm hoping he's not one of those guys that are, like, cheating on their wife or girlfriend. Oh. And I got a text, like, honey, I'm on my way home. And then I was like, okay, gotta go. And it'd be so easy to do on a Zoom call. And you wouldn't feel that guilty. Well, I didn't do

anything. Right? That would be the excuse. So you're the type of woman that wants a guy to be loyal and still single. She does have pretty big demands. I mean, that bar is so low right now. still single. Judgy. She does have pretty big demands. Oh, God.

Okay. I mean, like, that bar is so low right now. Well, let's see if we can push it down just a little bit lower. We're going to play a song. We'll come back. We'll call Evan for you, and we'll try and get you a second date update, okay? Okay. All right.

Hold on. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, one of our listeners named Nina met a guy named Evan over Facebook. And apparently Evan checks all her boxes. He's got a mouth that he can talk out of. He's got ears that he can listen with. Two of them, actually. And he uses them. Yeah.

A lot of guys just have the one and they don't even use it. But this guy has both ears, knows how to listen. Do you know how many ladies are turned on right now? Just you saying this. Plus, he's got decent but still kind of spotty Wi-Fi in his apartment. What is this, Leonardo DiCaprio? He's a real charmer. So Nina and Evan were enjoying a nice Zoom date together.

Then at a certain point, Evan had this shocked expression come over his face. He looked down and said he had to get going. She doesn't know why. But ever since then, Evan seems to be kind of avoiding her. And that's why we're stepping in to help. All that sound right, Nina? Yep. That's about right.

You know, how are you feeling going into this? Because, I mean, you found a guy who listens to you. That feels like there's a lot on the line right now. That's it. I mean, I'll take what I can get. Are you nervous? Are you excited? What do you think?

I'm nervous. I don't know what happened. I'm hoping he's not, like, married with three kids. I don't know. It does sound too good to be true. The way Jeff described him. There's got to be something wrong with him. But I do think I'll take what I could get should be the new slogan for some dating app out there.

Maybe it should be for plenty of fish or something. I'll take what I can get. All right, Nina. Are you ready to call Evan? Yes. All right. Wait, are we zooming him? No.

No, no, no. We're going to take what we can get right now. We're going to call Evan. All right. That really is a good name. I'm going to dial the phone number right now. Here we go. Hello?

Hi, can I speak to Evan, please? Yeah, this is him. Hi, Evan. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. You have a speak to Evan, please? Yeah, this is him. Hi, Evan. My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. You have a second to talk with us? Uh, I'm sorry. What is this about?

This is about your dating life. Because apparently you do it really well. A lot better than most guys do. That's actually true. He's not being facetious. I'm sorry. How do you know this? That is a good question. That's true. Maybe I should clarify. One of our

listeners reached out to us to get a hold of you. You went on a Zoom date with her and she had a really good time. Her name is Nina. That's not a good noise. That is not a good sign. It sounded like an awesome Zoom date. She told us about the date, and she says that it was really, really fun that you guys ordered some food together, played some romantic music over the video chat, and you spoke. She was blown away that you could speak and listen. Yeah, together. So she's confused why you're avoiding her. Yeah, you know, she seemed cool, so I wanted to do a nice job, you know,

make it a nice time and not just like a blank background. Yeah, I was impressed. I mean, I felt like you put in the extra effort and it would take a lot to like get the two Uber drivers to deliver the food at the same time, to do two different locations. Like you put in some work for this. I mean, it wasn't that much work.

You're building it up like I orchestrated some whole thing. I don't know. I mean, it was pretty easy. It wasn't a big deal. Don't downplay it, man. I think you've got to remember, Evan, the bar is very low in dating these days. Any effort is a lot of effort at this point. You're basically the George Clooney of Zoom calls.

Okay. That's exactly what George would have said, too. Isn't he handsome? So nonchalant. So anyway, what's the deal? Like, why aren't you calling her back? Because she really likes you. Yeah, well, I had a nice time,

but it's just clear that she's hiding things. That she's hiding things? She feels like you're hiding things. What? Wait, what do you mean she feels like I'm hiding things? Well, she said the phone call ended abruptly, and you had this weird look on your face, and she didn't know what made you so concerned.

Okay, so we're, like, talking, we're having a nice time. I can't remember what we were talking about exactly. It was, like, the beach or, like, paddle boarding or something. Mm-hmm. And I look up at the screen and right behind her a naked dude walks through the frame what whoa dang what yeah and you didn't say like who's the naked dude you just nonchalantly was like i've got to go oh wow i don't know. I didn't really know what to do. And the thing is is that, like, it happened twice.

What? No. Are you sure you weren't, like, seeing something else? Wait, twice as in two separate naked dudes or the same naked dude twice? You know,

I wasn't looking too closely, but it seemed like it was the same naked dude. Okay. I'm trying to get a visual of it. Was it, like, directly behind her or was it way, way off in the distance in the background?

The naked dudes don't matter, Jeff. Describe what he looks like in great detail. No. Look, I've tried to block it from my memory, so I don't really remember. Good. I mean, he was, you know, relatively close. And he walked by, he was like holding a jar of peanut butter or something. What?

I don't really know. What just happened or what was he going to do what is oh my god wait she didn't say anything about random naked guy it seemed like she was either like very comfortable with it or had no idea what was going on why wouldn't you bring it to her attention why wouldn wouldn't you ask, like, who's the naked guy in the background? Yeah. Look, I was on a Zoom call on a first date. I'm not going to, like, ask that.

I'm not going to, like, point behind her and be like, who's that naked guy? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My curiosity would be killing me. No, I'm with you. It's like, well, there's a naked guy. Never mind. No, I need to know. Yeah, I want to know.

I feel you, bro. I mean, maybe we should just ask Nina who that was right now. Oh. Because she's been on the other line listening, and she actually wants to talk to you, Evan. She's on the other line? Yeah. Sorry. I should have mentioned that earlier.

Nina? What? You're laughing? Oh, that's messed up. She's laughing. Why are you laughing? Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

This is awesome. This is awesome? This is awesome? This is terrible. Who's the naked guy, Nita? Oh my god. Oh my god. I can't breathe.

Hold on. Oh my god. What? What answer could it be that's so funny? Even if it was her dad or her brother, why are they naked?

I'm tearing up. Oh, this is great. Can you explain what's going on? Okay. My parents have been staying with me. Don't tell me that was your dad. Do not tell me that was your dad.

So after they retired, all they have been doing is like traveling. So they have spent most of like the winter in Europe and like summer and stuff like that so they got into this thing of like just being free it was like their midlife crisis thing so when I'm not like in the room they will like walk around naked and they'll go to like nudist holidays and like they have friends whatever and they're they're really into it. So now your dad just runs amok naked and you don't even care? Well, it's like an American thing. I feel to be very taboo-ish about that, but if you go to any European country, you will find people on the beach topless.

So there you go, Evan. It's her dad. Does that make you feel better? You're telling me that your dad was walking naked through your Zoom call. I'm sorry. I'm like, I wasn't, I didn't know you could literally see down the hall. Like my house is pretty big. Like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

I'm speechless. Evan, this isn. I'm so sorry. I'm speechless. Evan, this isn't necessarily a bad thing, okay? She's close with her family, which is good. They may need to work on some boundaries, right, if you end up dating her. My parents don't live with me. They don't live with me, okay? They were visiting. And she's a real free, liberated spirit, which is a fun person to date. I'm just saying, Evan were visiting. But yeah, and she's a real free, liberated spirit,

which is a fun person to date. I'm just saying, Evan. Okay, you guys are just believing her, but how do you know that she's like telling the truth? I've only been on one Zoom date with her. I haven't even seen her in person. Like, I don't know. I just feel like I'm getting set up here.

I feel really uncomfortable. Honestly, like if it's a large, old, white guy, that was my dad. I don't know what else to tell you. Like, it's not something that, you know, my parents are at that point. Like, they're older. They had me when they were older. So they will do whatever the hell they want. All right. Well, maybe the answer to this is for you guys to do one more Zoom date,

and then we have Nina, you bring your dad back on, totally naked. Oh, my God, he would love it. Make sure you have the peanut butter jar around just to make sure that we can get a perfect comparison, and then Evan will be able to tell for certain whether or not it really was your dad the last time. That is so not true.

My dad has a sick sense of humor. He would totally do it. I mean, if you're willing to do that, we will pay for the peanut butter. Oh, my God. Come on, Evan. I think you should say yes. Honestly, she has such a good sense of humor. If she promises not to do the naked dad thing again.

Oh, no. Yeah, I'll do a second Zoom date. You do it. Okay, that's good. All right. This is where dating's at. If you promise not to do the naked dad thing again,

we're cool. With the peanut butter. We're cool. Oh, my God. Well, there you go. Congratulations, Nina. You got a second date. Oh, my God.

I'll make sure my dad wears pants. Okay, yeah. And make sure, let's get your mom naked on the next Zoom call, okay? Oh, my God. I'll make sure my dad wears pants. Okay, yeah. And make sure, let's get your mom naked on the next Zoom call, okay? Oh, my God, no. No, no, thank you. Moving 92.5. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast.

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