Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Private Jet Regret

Episode Date: April 24, 2023

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Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Second Date Update. You know, it's not very often we have a first date go international. Ooh, fun. And we're not talking House of Pancakes international. That's also fun, though. I mean, grab a passport, hop a plane, get the full TSA how-do-you-do experience.

Did they just go for that part? Maybe. That's what I just go to the airport for. But let's talk to this world traveler named Zach. Welcome to the show, man. Or should I say, guten-tight to El Show. I think you just mixed a bunch of languages together. Pretty sure I nailed it.

So, Zach, what's up, man? How you doing? I'm doing good. Thanks for languages together. Pretty sure I nailed it. So, Zach, what's up, man? How you doing? I'm doing good. Thanks for having me, guys. I appreciate it. Oh, I'm so excited to hear your story. Did you meet this lady here, or is it an international love that you found? So, we actually met on a private jet.

What? Whoa. Sorry, you said private jet, and we all freaked out. We don't know a lot of the people that have those. Brooke didn't really react well. Oh my God, yeah, right. How did you meet her there? She was actually working the flight.

She was one of our attendants. Oh, one of our attendants. Why were you there? I was there because I am just a regular civilian, but my friend sold his company and was treating me. Oh. Oh. Fuck. Oh.

Does your friend need any more friends? Yeah. I think you're too late. You got to get into the ground level with these people, you know? Oh, yeah. They've already taken off. Okay. That's awesome, man.

What was her name? Lainey. Lainey. A Lainey. Lainey or a Lainey? It was actually with an M, which was cool. Lainey. Lainey. Lainey. Yeah. Like? It was actually with an M, which was cool. Lamey. Yeah, like the horse is lame.

Exactly. She's gone farther in life than any of us have. Wait, now where does she live? She lives right here. Oh, she does. I don't think we can make international calls. So tell us how that went. It went really good.

Like, usually they do domestic flights, but because it was international, it was a little longer than normal. So she had, like, a lot of time to chat. And I got to kind of know her and, like, her world. Like, I didn't even realize renting these jets is, like, $15,000 an hour. Whoa. Dang. Brooke, that's, like, what, your daycare expense or what is that? I paid that just two hours ago, but that's still a lot. Wow. Yeah, right.

That's crazy. I mean, was she just being nice or was there like a vibe between you two? Oh, there was a vibe. Towards the end of the flight, I actually checked in with her and I was like, you know, I bet you every guy does this, but I just feel bad the rest of my trip. Like, oh, you didn't go for it. So I just asked her out and she was like, I'd love to go out with you. And we actually ended up going out for drinks the very next night.

Wow. She stays on the whole trip with you? Yeah, because we were flying back on the same jet. So they were there for a couple days too. Did she buy? Because i heard that those flight attendants on private jets make a lot of cash i don't know about the salary but she was telling me how much people tip and i don't want to say that publicly but i was like oh wow that's cool

oh i would imagine you said oh well that's cool while like stifling all of your shop you think she was maybe trying to hint to you what she was hoping you would do at the end of your trip? Not me, maybe my buddy. I think she could tell that I wasn't the kind of guy that's in that social economic group because my eyes were wide and my jaw was just on the floor. I was like, excuse me, that's a tip?

Dude, I'd be jumping on the queen-size bed in the back like, wee, I can't believe there's a bed here. Is there a bed inside the plane? Private jets? Yeah. Zach, was there a bed in your plane? There was. Oh believe there's a bed here is there a bed inside the plane private jets yeah zach was there a bed in your plane there was oh there was there's not always yeah i went on our company's private jet one time and there's no bed yeah and i did not act like i'd been there before i was very excited i bet there was a bed on that plane but they just didn't want you to get in the song oh Well, that hurts, Jeffrey. Sorry.

Let's get back to Lamey. How were drinks? It was great. She's, like, super pretty, really sweet. We were talking about family, and then she was telling me, like, her goals about how one day she actually wants to fly. Oh, cool. Like, she wants to be a pilot. That's so cool, man.

Dude, that's awesome. Yeah, I thought it was super cool, and I was super supportive of that. We did make out a little bit. You did? You made out? Yeah. So what went wrong, bro? I don't know.

Now that we're back home, I noticed on her IG that she's back here, but I feel like I'm the one trying to reconnect more. She's not ghosting me per se, you know like whenever i text she'll text back but she won't initiate or come back with another question or anything i bet though she gets hit on so much yeah you know what i mean like she's like beautiful woman with big goals like she sounds amazing yeah do you think she was amazed by you too i mean i hope so like i'm a great guy you know i take care of myself too so i think anybody would be lucky to be with me as well. Yeah, no.

That's good confidence. I like that. That's probably what she saw in you. She's probably so used to rich guys in suits all over. And then you are a down-to-earth dude. Yeah, that's some wishful thinking for sure. I'm trying to be nice, Jen. I mean, she told you her Insta.

She wouldn't give that to a creepy old guy. That's also true. Oh, you think he's old? No, I'm just saying. Like the normal guys. Okay. So how long has it been since you've been back home and been trying to set up a date with Lamey? Two weeks now.

Two weeks. Oh, yeah. And you saw that she's here. So it's not even like the travel is the problem. Exactly. And you know, the craziest thing is like we connected, but like she found me on IG and added me. So I was like, oh, she's excited. You know, that was when we got back.

And then it's just been like nothing. Weird. You don't have anything on your IG like you running from the law or anything like that? It's not like your Instagram. I think we have an international investigation to do. Yeah. Well, she's not a spy.

I don't know. Yeah, but she sounds awesome. I'm just saying this call might cost extra if it goes overseas. So charging him. Yeah. Zach, you're going to come.

I'm good. Sweet. All right. That's your friend. Yeah. We'll send the bill to you after we do your second date update. Next. Second date update.

Well, Jose is already called dibs. If things don't work out for Zach and Lamey, Jose wants to shoot his shot. I love me some flight attendance, bro. Is that okay with you, man? Sure thing. Awesome. And Alexis has called dibs on the private

jet, wherever that's going next. She doesn't even care who's on it forget your friend i'm attached to the plane but it's not hard to understand why everybody wants lamy right now because she's a luxury flight attendant for private jets and that's where zach met her aboard the plane that his rich friend rented for a trip abroad i I mean, she's attractive. She's a future pilot. Has amazing perks if you date her. Yep, so cool, man. Zach was lucky enough to meet her and ask her out, and they had a nice little date overseas.

They even made out. But now that they're back home, Lamey is acting kind of lame and not calling him back. I wouldn't use that when they talk to her. That's her name, guys. Come on. Yeah, I mean, that just lent itself to it. But, Zach, how are we feeling here? Confidence level on a scale of 1 to 10?

Shoot, guys. 7. Ooh. Actually, it's higher than I expected. Yeah. But it might not be high enough for Lamey, who's used to dealing with 10s on her flights all the time. So we've got to bump that up somehow. That can be exhausting.

Yeah, for real. You know, you don't want to be around that all the time. Okay. Well, maybe bump that up somehow. That can be exhausting. Yeah, for real. You don't want to be around that all the time. Okay. Well, maybe just like me bump it up one more to an eight? Sure. 7.5? We can do that. Can you bump up your confidence a little bit, please?

Raise the elevation. I'm going in with the team. Let's go with an eight. There you go. All right. We're in control here. We're going to convince her you're amazing. Okay.

Yeah. We'll back you up. You are amazing. We don't have to convince her. Yeah, that's right let's do this we're calling her let's get your second date update hello hello i'm trying to book a private flight and i heard that you got the hookup i'm not sure you're that from but no i don't you're you're a flight attendant right i am yeah do you take coupons for 10 off for 15 grand

an hour no you have to do this to her company i'm sorry i can't help you it's a joke he's joking yeah sorry am i i don't know if it worked you wouldn't be sorry i can't help you it's a joke he's joking yeah sorry am i i don't know if it worked you wouldn't be sorry i'm messing with you my name is jeff we're a radio show called brooke and jeffrey in the morning sorry to bother you okay sorry we we heard about you from one of our listeners who says that he met you during an international flight his name is Zach. Oh, yeah. Okay. You remember Zach. Yeah, I do. We just assume you have a lot of people as a flight attendant coming in and out of your life

all the time, maybe. I do, but he was a little different. That's good. Well, we're trying to get some answers here because we're doing something called a second date update. And Zach told us that he had a great time when he met you and hanging out with you abroad but since he's gotten back he's been hoping to hang out again and that's not happening is

there a reason for that it's not happening no um he's different from any of the other passengers that i come across and you liked that different good or different bad? No, different good. Yay! Really nice and genuine, but he's disappointing. He's disappointing? He's disappointing, yeah. But what man isn't? Thank you, Jeff. I'm glad you guys said it. We're all going to disappoint you in our own special way.

How did he do it? It's just fast. Well said. He's very nice, but he kept calling me the wrong name oh and that's wait a minute wait is it your name lamey with an m no an n lamey l-a-m-e that's what we thought he said we had him clarify like three or four times he's okay yeah no it's lamey Why would you not correct him? Well, I tried to correct it

because I friended him on Instagram. Oh, so you thought he was... Oh my God, because it's your Instagram handle. Yeah, I mean, I tried to drop him a hint on there, but apparently he did not. Oh my God.

Men are the worst at attention to detail sometimes. Sometimes, not all the time, but God, come on. No, you don't have to write about that. I understand Not all the time, but God, come on. I understand that must be really, really frustrating for somebody to get your name wrong for a very long time, but it's a

simple mistake. We can work through that. Understood, but that's not the only thing. He's not a very detailed, oriented person. Okay. How else did that come up? Like, I told him that I would be back for three days, and maybe we could see each other within those three days.

And then I was leaving at 5 o'clock on the third day, and he texted me at, like, 7, like, hey, you want to go for a drink? Oh. I mean, I could see a person like you who's very schedule-oriented would need somebody who could pay attention to that stuff. But also, like, we talked on our date about, like, do you have any family? I said, yeah, I have a brother. And then I said, okay, well, I'm out of town.

I'm not home because I told you I was leaving today. And he said, oh, are you going to visit your sister? And I was like, no, I have a brother. Did he listen to anything? He at least remembered that you had a sibling. I mean, from the name to the sibling in between, it's frustrating. Remembering little things about anybody is always a huge... It's not even little.

Yeah, but for my job, I'm required to do that for customers. Like, why can't they do it for me? Yeah. And like when you're interested in someone, like really excited about someone, I always feel like it's easier to remember everything about them. But it could also come off looking a little weird if you remember everything about them. Oh, maybe he's throwing her off. I could see that.

Yeah. Like, I'm not that interested in you. I bet you don't even have a mom. Yeah. Sam B or whatever your name is. What was your name? Right. Rainy.

But I can tell you for certain that he really does like you. He does. Oh, I bet he's so embarrassed listening to this. And you don't have to trust us. You can hear it directly from Zach himself because he's on the other line right now and wants to talk to you. Oh, gosh. Zach, talk to Laney with an n yes hey laney

oh zach hi i just want to say i'm disappointed in myself um i didn't realize and it's such a dumb mistake like i should have noticed on your instagram your name yeah that's the first time i don't have like a solid reason everything she's saying is absolutely true um i just really liked her i was nervous i know like now she's saying she's telling about her brothers and stuff too and i remembered like a sibling but the whole time i was just ultra self-conscious, just like talking to myself while even talking to her, like, don't mess this up.

Don't mess this up. Lainey, are you hearing him? What do you think? I hear him. I, um, yeah. That doesn't sound very good. I think that's pretty sweet. That's pretty earnest.

You sound like such a catch. And, you know, he isn't on private planes very often. He's meeting this beautiful woman. Like, you could see how it'd be really overwhelming. And maybe maybe Zach was just like so mesmerized by how beautiful you are when he saw your Instagram. That's not helpful. That's not really helpful. It's just like such an engaging, beautiful,

gorgeous eyes on her profile photo that he couldn't even read. Why is her being pretty bad? I don't understand. Why is it bad to call a woman beautiful? Because it's like... You said that she's so distracting that she's such a beautiful object he can't even listen to anything that's coming out of her mouth. You're not going to date a guy that's like... The way you're saying... You said that she's so distracting, that she's such a beautiful object, he can't even listen to anything that's coming out of her mouth. You're not going to date a guy that's like that.

And clearly y'all are forgetting the line of work that I work in. What does that have to do with anything? Because I'm with men who have a lot of money and who are taking these jets, and yeah, they feel like they can just call you whatever they want. Oh, that makes sense. Not listen to anything. But we know for a fact that Zach doesn't have a lot of money like all those other men. Yeah.

Isn't that true, Zach? I understand, but like I thought he was different, but it just never got any better. Well, no, I'm sorry. Like we haven't heard from Zach at all. That was just me speculating. Like, Zach, we could clear this up right now. You can tell her that you don't find her beautiful at all. Yeah, you better.

We've learned. That is not now. You can tell her that you don't find her beautiful at all. Yeah, you better. We've learned. That is not bad. You guys. Zach? Yeah, I thought she was wonderful. Not just like, yeah, physically, of course. Obviously. Careful.

You're treading on dangerous ground with that. Oh, my God. Stop it. I agree with her. Like, I was nervous. Maybe I just messed this up and that's that. But, like, I would love another chance to try to play it cool with him. I mean, Lainey, if you're willing to go out with him and give him one more shot, we would pay for another date.

I think he deserves another chance. Hopefully you do accept that coupon thing because we don't have a— International gift card? Yeah, I don't know. He does seem like a genuinely good guy. He does seem like a very nice person. I just don't think this is the route that I want to take. I think I'm good.

Should we do a detour route? Maybe a connecting flight to it? I think the flight's canceled. I think it's canceled. I'm sorry, man. Oh, it's okay. It happens. It's a good lesson for you, right?

Yeah, man. Don't call women beautiful. It happens. It's a good lesson for you, right? Yeah, man. Don't call women beautiful. No. How about remember their name? I think it's just a start. Good idea, Brandy. We'll remember that. Brooke and Brandy in the morning.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Man, we hear a lot of weird stuff that happens on dates on this show. With people taking their pants off in public. Moms and exes showing up to dinner uninvited. But sometimes, I mean, this proves it's the little things, tiny attention to details that can really make the difference and can cause something to backfire.

Yeah. Your name is a little thing, but okay. Well, it was one letter and it was one letter off in the alphabet. They sound kind of similar. And she probably should have corrected him. Yeah. Yeah.

To be honest. Sounds like she did it one time and that was it. I mean, Brooke, what'd you say? Is it important for most women to pay attention to the details or do you think some women are more particular about it? I think that it's important for me to pay attention to the details, but maybe it's not important to other people. Alexis, what do you think?

Important to details for a guy? If they're interesting. Like, I don't care about boring details. You just got to guess with that one. Well, guys, if you're listening and there's a girl that you're talking to on a dating app, ask which of these things that you're telling me should I remember? Everything he says. I would go with name and whether the sibling is a brother or sister is pretty standard.

Okay, good to know. Also throw in, hey, your blood type is O positive, right? That is actually mine. Thank you. Also, I have your social security number memorized frontwards and backwards. Ooh, don't forget the credit card. Got those two right up in the old noggin because I care. Anyway, if you ever want to get a second date update, email the show.

We can call that person who isn't calling you back. Check out all of our second date updates online wherever you get your podcasts. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Ugh,

we're so done with new year, new you. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists,

especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gem sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this

year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast.

Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in

politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else ready to laugh and stay informed listen on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts