Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Rome-ANTS Isn't Dead

Episode Date: February 21, 2024

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but it's the most unforgettable person that you've ever been out with. Okay. One of our listeners, Brett, says he met that person recently. What? Already? And he's distraught. He used that word in his email that she's not replying back to his request for another hangout. Now I understand the music when you use language like that. Brett, distraught is a pretty enormous word for this show. for another hangout. Now I understand the music when you use language like that.

Distraught is a pretty enormous word for this show. You're going to have to dumb it down here on out, okay? Yeah, I'll do my best. All right, we appreciate that. So start from the beginning and in layman's terms, tell us about the woman

that you went out with. What's her name? Her name is Taylor. Oh, what a great moniker. Okay. What is moniker? It's a fancy word for name. Oh.

I was like, she's a Monopoly guy? Was that what I was thinking? She is fancy. Okay. How'd you meet Taylor? I met her on a dating app. Yeah. First of all, her picture stood out to me.

She was standing in front of this just amazing painting, this huge, amazing painting. Is she an artist? Yeah, she was like covered in paint and like brushes and had a smock on the whole deal. Cool. So she's super talented. Yeah, super artsy and talented. So that stood out to me. Is there something like, are you also artsy? Or, I mean,

what attracts you to that? Yeah, I appreciate art a lot. I've always been kind of artsy. It sounds exactly like the type of women that Jose dates. Yeah! Painters? Yes. Very artistic. I think he usually just dates the nude models. Yeah, no, they're body painters.

Right. Very. Yeah, I know watercolors come into the fold somewhere finger paint well yeah i mean that's great so that's something that's attractive to you yeah absolutely cool she's somebody that i just don't usually meet on dating apps just like a certain type of quality of person. Okay. So, I mean, you're building her up pretty big before you even meet her. How are you feeling, like, going into the first date? I was nervous as f***

because I'm not that person. Oh, it's like the opposite. That's the type of language that we understand on this show. We need more of that, all right, Brett? She's using paintbrushes. You're using Crayola crayons. Right. I mean, that can be intimidating, though, if somebody wants to talk art with you, and

then you're like, yeah, I like colors, too. But art can be fun, and art is subjective, right? So you can probably cheat a little bit. Tell us, what was the date like, building it up pretty big? The date was amazing. And if I look at her physically And she's not even like, if I look at her physically, she's not even really the type of girl

I would normally go for. But there was something about her, like her presence. She gave you presence? That's so cool of her. That's not what he meant. Oh, I don't know. Like her aura, you know,

she had like this vibe. Oh, she gave you aura? Oh, wait. She's got a vibe. Like, that's cool, man. That's cool that you know, she had like this vibe. Oh, she gave you aura? Oh, yeah. She's got a vibe. Like, that's cool, man. That's cool that you noticed that, that you appreciate it. Yeah. Where were you getting this vibe?

Like, what's the setting? Yeah, we're in a restaurant. You know, we had a couple drinks and stuff. Okay. Did you give her that compliment? Not quite. I mean, I was just captivated the whole time. You know, I was trying not to sound like an idiot.

How did not sounding like an idiot go? That's a good question. Did that work out for you? Not sure. I did my best, but I think we had a great conversation. We just got into a really deep conversation. We were talking about love and like the end of time and whoa yeah and like if i'm totally honest with you guys i don't know if i understood everything completely she was talking about but oh you got to go to the bookstore get that end of time for dummies

i like it okay i mean you're saying a lot of nice things about her. Yeah. Even if you didn't understand, it's a good thing that you still vibed and liked her. What do you think she was thinking about you? I don't know. Because just like the way that we were dressed, you know, I was in a baseball cap and a polo and she's wearing this long, flowing dress. What?

Oh. Like a sundress? Or did she think you were going somewhere fancy? She's like, we're at the Met Gala, right?

The only way I could describe it is that she was like a goddess. Wow. I feel like it's still a sundress. Maybe like a wrap.

Yeah. Like a maxi wrap. Okay. Yeah. I'm intimidated just hearing about her. I know. You've never talked

to a goddess before? I wonder if we call her if she's going to have symphony music for her ringtone. You know what I mean? We're going to find out in just a minute. Let's talk about how the date ended that night. Well, yeah, we talked for a really long time, and I dropped her off, and I gave her a kiss on the cheek. That's true.

Yeah, I mean, it seemed like we both had a good time, and I said I would contact her again. But then contacting her again, I didn't hear anything. Oh. Did she ever confirm that she'd contact you back?

Like that she was, I mean, give any indication she was looking forward to seeing you again? You know, if she did, I don't know if I really understood it. She was just kind of talking

mysteriously a lot. But you liked that. Yeah, but I liked it. I liked the way she talked. She was just a very mysterious person. Keeps you on your toes. I don't know what she's saying, but I like it. You were sober, right, on this date?

I just want to check. Yeah, and I mean not just from alcohol, like it. You were sober, right, on this date? I just want to check. You know? Yeah. Like, and I mean, like, not just from alcohol, like sober. I had a few drinks, but just within the conversation, she just started

a fire in me. Oh. Wow. Whoa. That's a passionate feeling. I couldn't understand. Beyonce would say you're drunk in love.

Yeah. You're sounding like a poet right now, Brad. My body also burns in places, too. It may not be a good thing. We might need to set you up with a doctor's appointment after this, but first, we're going to call Taylor for you,

and we'll try and get you a second date update with the mysterious goddess. Ooh, I like her. Yeah, I'm really glad because I'm so nervous. I don't know what I would say. I'm glad you guys are talking to her first. Yeah. We're going to try our best. We'll do it right after this. Hold on.

We've been hearing a lot of words that we don't normally get for a second date call to describe the woman that Brett went out with the other day named Taylor. Like mysterious goddess. Hyp hypnotizing siren. Did he say that? I don't know that he said that. I agree. Something like that. I mean, I like it.

Long flowing dress while she ate her cheese fries. Okay. Seductively. That's a classy lady. Dude, that's the goddess I want to be. Just the cheese fry goddess. This is a one in a billion type of woman, according to Brett. And he's not sure why, really, it works for him.

Because this isn't the typical type of lady that he goes for. Well, maybe that's exactly why it works, right? None of the other ones have worked. That's why we're here. No question. He is curious about where this could take him. And, Brooke, you had some curious years, which ended up paying off in the end. So what do you think about this woman?

I think she sounds amazing. Maybe she has a lot of options on dating apps. You know, like if she's so different and she stands out so much, I'm sure you're not the only one that's noticed. You know? You think that's possible, Brett? Yeah, it's very possible.

Okay. So you may have some competition, but are you up for that? I think it's more, Brett? Yeah, it's very possible. Okay. So you may have some competition, but are you up for that? I think it's where can he keep up? Coming from Alexis, that's not great. She's a little goddess, too. Thank you. I am nervous, though, to call Taylor here. She's as amazing as you say she is, but we're going to give it our best shot.

You guys can do this. I believe in you. Nice. One of us you. All right. Yeah. One of us does. Here we go. Hello? Hello.

I'm looking to reach Taylor. Is calling. May I ask? Thank you. My name is Jeffrey from a radio show called Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Hi, Taylor. Hi. Hi.

Hello. Hi. Hello. It's a terrestrial. Oh, yes. It's nice to say hi to everybody. Top of the morning. She's not Irish.

I thought that was like a piece. And we're actually doing a segment right now called A Second Date Update, which is a dating segment where we try and help out some of our listeners with their love lives i love love oh that's great i will tell you right now we have done hundreds if not thousands of these and no one has ever had that response yeah and i'll tell you out of all the hundreds of thousands that we've done no listener has ever talked about a date like Brett did about you. Yeah. Oh, you want to talk about Brett?

Yeah. Yeah, let's talk about Brett, baby. Uh-uh. Let's talk about you and me. Sorry, that was low class. I'm sorry. I loved it. We won't ask you about Brett.

Oh, well, I guess you could ask yourself, how do French chefs make you love them? What? Sorry, what? A French chef? Is it a riddle? They butter you up. Okay, so wait.

So Brett did that? He was buttering you up on the date? I'm not understanding. Okay, wait. Or maybe he didn't. Did Brett not give you enough compliments and you didn't like that? Not enough butter? He didn't grease your wheels? Or you enough compliments and you didn't like that? Not enough butter? He didn't grease your wheels?

Or did he literally just eat butter on the date? Let me just say this. Okay. I hurt the most when I'm lost. I'm sometimes the hardest to express, but the easiest to ignore. I can be given to many or just one. What am I? French fries.

I'm not going to try on this one. Hurt the most. What? You know, that makes a lot of sense to me when you say that, Taylor. or just one, what am I? French fries. I'm not going to try on this one. For the most, what? You know, that makes a lot of sense to me when you say that, Taylor, but my co-hosts seem like they're in the dark a little bit. I don't know. I think it's French fries. I'm love.

I am love. You're love. You are love. Oh, that makes sense. So you like Brett. This makes sense when we talk to Brett. Yes. he was having a hard time describing how you felt on the date oh yeah you know like he didn't know what your vibes were he couldn't really tell because he said you talked you were like a mystery you were an enigma and it seemed like you're very

deep can we ask you about your date with brett because he told us a little bit from his perspective. Well, I don't know if I should get into specifics, but I can tell you this. Okay. What do you call two Italian ants? Is this a joke? Two Italian ants? What is it? Romance. Romance.

Oh, Rome and ants. Rome ants. Oh, Rome is Italian. Okay, so you want to have a romantic connection with him. I don't know that he understands that because you're not very direct. But can you not judge her so much? I'm just, honestly, I'm getting a little frustrated. Yeah, you're intimidated by her, and so you're lashing out.

I'm not. I just, just talk to me. It's okay. She is. We all have our process. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's very nice of you to be so understanding when my co-hosts are being so not understanding

of you. It's more straight to the point. No, it's just, it's just, you said romance and ants and that, I mean, that means that you like them, right? Don't forget the butter. And the butter, like these are all good things. I feel like maybe she's just talking about her perspective of what love is in general and what she's searching for in a partner in the universe.

That's not what we called for, though, Jeffrey. Excuse me, I was talking. I was finishing my thought. And I think that as the driver of this segment, it's time to bring Brett into the conversation. And see if his love fits into her love universe. Wait, that could be interpreted. Does it fit? I think you need to work on your poetry, my friend.

I'm not quite as deep as most. I get what you're saying, yeah. Yeah, I bet Jose gets it. I'm just going to tell Brett to come on the phone. Brett? Hi. So, Taylor, the way this segment works is Brett is on the other line listening, trying to understand what's going on.

As everyone is. Beautiful. That's beautiful. Okay. Oh, you like that? It's also beautiful. Cool. Okay.

So you two can talk to each other. Brett. Take a break. Take a breather over here. I mean, I think. Did you get what she was saying, Brett? Yeah. Oh, that makes sense to you? Could you interpret it for us was saying, Brett? Yeah. Oh, that makes sense to you?

Could you interpret it for us? Really, Brett? I mean, I think that she was just saying that she really appreciates love and like connecting with people. Yes, Brett. Yes. Oh. Okay. I like it.

They understand each other very well. That's good. I just want someone, maybe Brett, maybe not, to someday have rabbit friends. Rabbit friends. See radishes? No, rabbit. Oh, rabbit. Why rabbit friends?

Well, because you know what the rabbit's friends say when they get a Valentine's Day card. What do they say? Do rabbits make a noise? Do they thump the ground? What do they do? What happens? It looks like somebody loves you. Somebody. Somebody.

I like her. Brett, how does that resonate with you? Yeah, I'm a person who, you know, is always diving deep into the rabbit holes of life. Right. Okay. It's making sense to them. That's what matters. Rabbits like to multiply,

so maybe... Why'd you gotta take it? Why'd you gotta be all like that? Hair today, gone tomorrow. Okay, so... You guys are basic. Oh, I'm basic Okay. You guys are basic. Oh, yeah. No cap on that.

Yeah, bro. I feel the energy vibing between you two right now. The auras are matching, you're saying. Yeah. They're meshing, the rainbows. It's like one big aura now. Yeah. It's a double or something.

Aura orgy. Right. Aura G. So with all that said, and with all the energy in this room right now i would like to ask taylor will you go out on one more date with brett because these these are his words he said that you started a fire within him i'm not even making that up well let me answer your question with a question i wouldn't want it any other way go ahead did adam and eve ever have a date i there's a snake involved yeah i could never be bad on a date someone pour some water on that brooke isandy. Just trying to improve her analogies right now. Sorry, Taylor.

Did Adam and Eve have a date? The answer is no, but they did have an apple. Ah. Oh, okay. Because a date's like a fruit. It's better than a date. So you want to have an apple with him? You guys would make a good pair.

Okay. Do we have gift cards for apples? I think Applebee's. I got an apple in the fridge right now for my lunch. We would love to mail you that apple for a date, Taylor, if you're up for it. What will be will be. Oh, man. No wonder he reached out to us for help.

Try to understand this. I'm going to say yes that she agreed to go out and meet up with Brett one more time unless it's like a bee pun joke talking about like honeybees do you still want this date? it's just so exhausting I know I feel like we've been on the phone

for two hours I'm calling it we're sending you guys out one more time yeah Applebee's cool We're sending you guys out one more time. Yay! Applebees! Cool.

It's a match made in heaven, that's for sure. Indubitably. Good luck, you two. Thank you. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We got a text to 78592 that says, I'm pretty sure I'm the only listener left. Because my radio is broken and I can't change it off your channel.

Oh, come on. We appreciate you sticking with us even if you didn't have a choice. That was nuts. That was out there. I liked it. You did? Yeah, I did. It just got a little frustrating for me at a certain point.

I love deep thinkers and everything, but can we answer a question? Just one. With not another question? Yeah. I'm going to be honest. I really don't see them actually going out again, even though I forced it at the end there. Oh, I don't think it matters what you tried to force. That woman is doing whatever she wants.

Exactly. But here's the good news. She did save him and his feelings because she could have totally been like, oh, he's not on my level. Like I'm a mountain and he's a lowly flower. Or what type of mountain goat is he? It could have gone that way. But she just said what will be will be. And that's how we should leave it. Okay.

Or she just left him hanging, which kind of sucks. Yeah. Or they're going to get married. Like, who knows? Yeah. Even if they got married, he's like, did I say I do? I don't know. They ask her and she goes, do I?

But if you ever want to get help from this show, it couldn't possibly go any worse than that call did. Give us a call. So reach out to us, What's the Harm? And you can find all of our Second Day podcasts up online wherever you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's

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