Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Secret Selfie

Episode Date: October 14, 2024

You won’t believe what one listener pulled off while on her date. Jose was FREAKING OUT that it was even possible! Hear for yourself in the Second Date Podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Second date update. If you're like me, you've wondered, is it possible to be too smooth on a date? Jeff. I've been there.

You have not. I'm putting hair mousse on places where hair isn't. What? That's smooth. Are you sticky at that point? I'd be sticky more than anything. Apparently one of our listeners, Cam, believes that may have been his problem. Too smooth during his day.

Cam, you moosing right now, bro? No. Thank God, Cam. Thank God. Because I am moosey goosey up in here. I am ready to hear the story. Will you stop? He's moose and tough.

What? See? I don't like it. Brooke's getting too turned on by it. That's the problem. All right. So, Cam, you think you're so smooth, huh? Smooth as a moose?

That's actually the problem, is that she kept asking me, like, are you a player? Are you so smooth? You pick up girls all the time. And I couldn't convince her. I was like, are you a player? Are you so smooth? You pick up girls all the time. And I couldn't convince her. I was like, well, no, I met you. I like you. We had a connection. She wouldn't believe you?

Well, I don't know. She's just met the wrong people. She just kept asking. Well, maybe you're more debonair and smooth than you realize. You sound like a player to me, honestly. I mean, it's interesting that you even had that conversation. How you meet this girl i'm assuming and what's her name on the apps yeah well her name is ashley okay and we met at a food truck oh that's cute oh yeah how did that happen no jose you're gonna get on a tangent well i was out of the bars with some friends and

we're getting kind of late. So I go to this food truck and I'm waiting for my nachos. Yeah, I was going to say, it's always Mexican food after the bars. Like smooth boys do with their nachos. I mean, I know Alexis would fall in love with you if she ran into you with a plate full of nachos. I'd probably just take the nachos. So then there's this girl and she's dancing to this street musician who's playing guitar, but she's really into the music. And so I just give her a hard time. I start picking on her. I'm like, wow, you must be really wasted.

Oh, because she likes to dance. Well, I mean, it was a street guitar player. It wasn't like this was a rock show, you know? He's playing like the ABCs and she's going crazy. I don't want to call that smooth. What's not smooth about heckling a street performer and criticizing someone's dance moves? Yeah, exactly. I'm not smooth.

Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay, you're not helping yourself. But she liked it. She liked being made fun of. Well, yeah, so she picks on me back. She's like, no no i'm not wasted i actually like good music don't you like this music so it turns out we start talking we end up

at a picnic table with her friends and then her friend starts complaining i want to go home and we were having a good time so her friend goes home she and i actually go out for more drinks and we end up at my place wow she was willing to ditch her friend group just to hang out with you. I'm back on you being on the smooth train again. I mean, honestly. Well, the truth is her friend group actually kind of ditched her because they were the ones that want to go home. Yeah. There's always one in the girlfriend group that is like, okay, just.

No self-control. Yeah. Obviously, we'll see you tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. All right. This is how it always ends. Yeah.

How did it go back at your place uh very well i thought until i woke up the next morning and she was gone and i can't get a hold of her since then but like i said the only thing i can think of is her main theme of the night was like how often you pick up girls are you a player is this what you always do well it kind of makes sense why she would think that now because you picked her up and like you guys went back to your place. Well, no, I don't do that all the time and I

didn't just have a goal. Like we went and had drinks first. Like it just happened naturally. I know. I'm just saying like the situation she's probably feeling. I would only think that if like at your house, did you have something that screamed player? Like extra toothbrushes, a ton of them are like girl products. That's actually a good point.

You know, back to the moose. Or an extra room labeled for the girls. Yeah, guys have a lot of female products. You just catch on.

Do you have anything like that at your place? No, I would think an extra toothbrush would scream wife, but. Well,

no, it's not used. It's unopened. You want to brush your teeth? I'm only saving that for my wife. He's like, well, I had pictures of my wedding all around. But I told her, like, look, I'm just a bachelor. I'm not dating anyone else.

We happen to be in a food truck, and we just hit it off. And so I'm like, what is going on? Why did she leave early and disappear? It's so weird. A lot of times she may have been, like, her ex could have cheated on her and been a big player. So it could be other stuff. Jose was her ex, so that's what he's saying.

It can be uncomfortable to wake up the next morning when you're completely sober. And some people just want to scurry out of there. They don't have to face anything. No, I totally understand that. But look, now it's been four days. And you at least text somebody back. I've been texting her, and she won't even respond. Okay.

But you really liked her, you're saying. You could have stayed more than just one night of fun. Absolutely. I thought we were great together. She probably just doesn't believe you. Honestly, it sounds like already she's like, no way, this guy's not. Well, we'll try and call her and change her mind that you're not smooth and you're not cool. Yes.

You are just a totally average, regular type of guy. That never gets other women. Yeah, never. Nobody wants him. No. You've never even been with a woman before. Yeah. This is more like Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

The porridge is too hot. The porridge is too cold. Let's just keep it in the middle. Oh. All right. I'm not good at that. No, yeah. We're going full extreme one way or the other.

No, no. He's not a virgin, but one time he got to second base. Yeah. Wait, no, he'll still be a virgin. Yeah. Let's just call her. We'll see what she has to say for your second date update right after this. Second date update.

We're in the middle of a second date update. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning having kind of an interesting discussion in the studio. Is it possible to tell if a guy is a player right away? Like just in general, when you meet, what are the signs that could point to that? Because maybe we could figure this out before we even call her. Oh, if our listener is a player, why she thinks he is? Our listener, Cam, was accused of being a player by the girl he went out with, Ashley, the other night. And I'm wondering, Brooke, what are the signs that tell you a guy is a player?

What do you think? I would say using any sort of pet name right off the bat. Like Fido, Beethoven? No. Beethoven. Airboat? That's probably not a good sign I'd also say Like any sort of like touching

Or really intense eye contact Like a shoulder rub Or there's like you know like the pop collar Or like the Ferrari keychain Okay yeah That's just the pompous I guess I'm not going to bring my Ferrari out on a date then Sure

What am I supposed to bring? I don't own a keychain I'm sorry. Any Ferrari driver. Okay, so there are some signs there. I mean, maybe we could just break this down ourselves right now. Cam, do you own any Ferrari merch? Did you

use a pet name when talking to Ashley? No. Long pause there. He's thinking. Well, think about it that's good well i just think it's funny that like i was like i own a ferrari like where did that come from but then i realized oh the key chain no no it's definitely not okay i mean anything where it's like you're over compensating or you're like yeah trying to make it look like you have a lot of money i mean i remind you we met at a food truck,

not a Michelin star restaurant. That's also true. Yeah, yeah. He's a normal guy. Did you order a side of guac? Because that could be the same type of flex. That's peacocking right there. Big spender.

Yeah, you caught me. Okay. Oh, guac boy. So we're still up in the air. We don't know for sure if any of this even matters to her. Like, it could be something completely different than has her not calling you back. So let's just dial up Ashley and find out. Thank you.

Here we go. Hello. Hey, is this Ashley? Yeah. Hey, is this Ashley? Yeah. Hey. Hey. Hi. Hey, Ashley. Not sure if you're ready for this, but welcome to a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Okay. Sorry, this is overwhelming. Probably, because what we're doing here is a segment called a second date update. We are reaching out on behalf of one of our listeners. It's a guy that you met just a few days ago. Yeah, this is actually pretty cute, I think. He really wants to see you again because his name is Cam.

Oh. You remember Cam from the food truck? How's it better? Oh my God, unbelievable. Yeah, yeah. Unbelievable, huh? Yep. Wow, that's a glowing review. That means there's more to the story. Why do you feel that way?

What happened that night? Because we've heard a little bit of the story from Cam. Oh, and he said such nice things about you. He did. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No? Oh.

Let's just say I should have known at the taco truck, red flag, way too comfortable approaching me. What? No. Wait, what? Okay. Too comfortable? What is the red flag? Because he said he was making fun of your dancing.

Remember your street dancing? Oh, really? Oh, God. He just was like, I don't know. He just gave me player vibes. All right? I don't know. He just gave me player vibes. He mentioned that you said to him you thought he was a player, and he denied it multiple times.

Yeah, he did. It didn't bother you enough to go home with him. That's true. Oh, great. He told you about that, too. Awesome. Great. He just said you went over and spent the night.

He didn't say anything. No details about it, but the one detail that he is totally missing is, like, why haven't you spoken to him? Because he's trying to text you, and you are not responding at all. Okay. So we've been drinking a lot, and he kind of passed out. Like, nothing actually happened. Okay.

And my friends had told me about this trick that they do to, like, check if a guy is saying who they, you know know say they are whatever i know it's really sneaky but when he was passed out i took a live photo of his face with my phone and then oh god i can't believe i'm telling you uh i kind of went over to his phone and like held it over and it opened his oh that's so smart you opened his phone and like held it over and it opened his phone. Oh, that's so smart. You opened his phone? With his face. Dude, that is messed up.

What are you looking for? Probably just play Candy Crush on it, right? Dude, I wish that's all I found. I'm sorry. That's kind of crazy. I mean, that's a smart move. I'm sorry. I would hate it to happen to me,

but that is brilliant. That is such a violation. It is. What did you find on his phone? Okay. The whole, I'm not. I would hate it to happen to me, but that is brilliant. That is such a violation. It is. What did you find on his phone? Okay, the whole, I'm not a player, I'm not talking to other girls, within like 10 seconds, I could see that was a complete lie. Well, yeah, everybody would lie about that. Like, what are you going to say?

I'm actually talking to 10 other women right now, but come home with me. But like so many many so many texts like it was ridiculous and i'm thinking like how many times have you like met these girls in taco trucks like is this his thing is he hanging out at the taco truck like what is going on back in his house with him right there so why do you care i mean he went home like a one-night stand like it's just like what do you expect yeah yeah i didn't think it was gonna be a one-night stand i didn't know it was good i'm hoping one-night stand. I didn't know it was good. I was hoping for a relationship. We seemed to click. I just, you know, I had these feelings.

I mean, I could think he thinks you're a player. You go home with a random guy for the taco truck and know how to break into his phone? Wait a minute. Now you guys just sound crazy. All I know is I do believe that he really, really likes you. And that maybe he will be a reformed player.

He likes you and 20 other women all at the same time. He only called us about her, Jeff. Exactly. That is true, but I am a little bit mad that he lied to us

about texting other women. We didn't ask him that. We didn't ask. We didn't have to. He just came out and said that. Are you texting other morning shows?

He said that he wasn't talking to anybody else? That's what he said in the first part, but now I want to ask him again. Cam? Uh- again. Cam? Uh-oh.

Cam, you've got a jilted man on the phone named Jeffrey. No, this is a real violation of privacy. Uh-oh. Not a good first thing to say. You just didn't say no. By the way. I mean, true, but also I agree. By the way, Ashley, Cam has been listening to this conversation the entire time.

Another lie that he didn't come forward with. Oh, we're going to blame him. I'm just saying. It's the truth. He didn't mention anything. Cam, go ahead. Talk to Ashley there and try and defend yourself, I guess. I mean, that's not cool to lecture my song. Okay.

You're telling me over and over again you're not a player not only are you a player but now you're a liar yeah no i just think you need to you can't just dig like that that's not cool you should give me a chance to you know get to know you myself what to lie to me some more like are you kidding me who are these girls chloe what was the other one um oh yeah the pictures from i think her name was April. Maybe they were not girls that you're dating. Maybe they were family members.

I hope not. Oh, my God. Brooke talks like that to her family members. That wasn't photo. That is not true. What? I'm just trying to help. Maybe there's an explanation that Cam is not jumping in and offering up. I think Cam needs

to explain why he was lying. Because obviously you were. You got caught. Why lie? Well, honestly, I'm more curious about the little phone hack game. Like, what the hell was that all about? That's crazy. That is kind of like CIA next level. I didn't know that. I mean, I had an instinct and I followed

it. I just knew. I knew you were lying and I had to prove it before I left so I didn't do something stupid. I think it's interesting that you use the word instinct there, Ashley. Because say what you will about violation of privacy and crossing boundaries. Bottom line is you don't go through somebody else's phone unless you really care about them. Something deep inside of your heart told you. You need to steal this man's face. And read his text messages. To make sure he's the right guy for you.

I would follow that instinct. All the way to Chili's. For a real date that we pay for. We owe it to your heart. To your instincts to see this through. And that's a food store not a food truck. I have a feeling that was not going to work on Ashley. Well, I don't know.

That instinct came from somewhere. That instinct came from me not wanting to be fooled again. That's where it came from. Yeah, but I said Chili's. Did you hear me? Those baby back ribs are worth it. Yeah, man. That's not helping.

They're not even sponsoring us, and I'm throwing that out there like it's the true love. Listen, Cam, look like it's the true love listen cam i'm the it's not happening so just i don't know what you're doing with this phone call just forget it like lose my number man oh man that's pretty clear there cam he likes her he wants to date her he messed up dude fine then delete that picture of my face oh oh i already did don't worry about that. I thought for sure she would have printed it out and framed it.

I was going to say, but there's other uses. Just post that picture right on the side of the taco truck for the next girl that he games down. That's not a bad idea.

Look, I'm only there Thursday through Saturday. It's not that big a deal. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Did we just unlock a dangerous new life hack for couples too? Yeah, we did. I'm telling you, that's why I don't have my face ID on my phone.

Oh, you got to enter in a number. You don't want Michael opening up your phone, finding that silver singles account that you've been hiding on there. Silver singles. Reading all the smut you write on there. It's really funny. Brooke uses that much money in her bank account. It's like a 14-digit code.

I'm not saying all guys should be scared. Women should be scared, too. 100%. Because if you missed it, Ashley took a live photo of her date's face and used it to unlock his phone when he wasn't there and read his incriminating text. Is that illegal? Like, I'm being serious. Like, are you allowed to do that? I think only if maybe you post something with them knowing maybe it's illegal.

I don't know. I think it's just petty and sketchy. It's crazy that people can do that. I mean, it's smart. It's smart and it shows you care. I'm going to go back to that. But if anybody has actually tried this before and it works, text in to 78592 and confirm. Wait, text in on whose phone, though?

Oh. This is going to be crazy, but we can always try and help you with your dating life. If you want some help, email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back and go check out all of our second day podcasts at Brooke and Jeffrey. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late-night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more.

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