Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Silent Dancer

Episode Date: October 9, 2024

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Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Second date update. Got an email from a woman named Monica who said she can't believe she's not getting another date with lips like these. Oh, okay, Monica. That was all I had to read before I told our producer to contact this woman right now.

Monica, use those lips to say hello to the Brooke and Jeffrey family. Hello. You sound luscious. You got some luscious lips. Shout out your filler lady. Maybe they're natural. It's too much. She's like, hi, everyone.

I'm Beth Goming. Yeah, what do you mean lips like these from your email i mean they are very beautiful full succulent natural i love your confidence coming into this that sounds like it's been a little bit shook because this guy isn't calling you back what's his name yeah his name is nick so tell us about nick and how you met um yeah we met on one of the apps of course but we started to meet up for some drinks okay do you do any lip prep before a first date some liner maybe oil um i actually was working and i was an hour late oh i was stuck at work, but I did let him know

in advance. Like in advance enough where he wasn't sitting at the restaurant? Or right before the hour mark happened? Give it about 20 minutes before. I thought I was going to get out of there because, you know, where we're going, it's near where I work and everything, so I thought I was

going to be there. That sucks because it's near where I work and everything. So I thought I was going to be there. But... Okay. That sucks because it's not like the worst it could be. Well, what was Nick's reaction when you said you're running an hour behind? Well, it wasn't... I just said I was running late. So you didn't even...

He's sick in five minutes. He said he'll be there. And then it turned into an hour. So he was sitting there waiting for you i told him that it was work deadline he said take your time i understand i'll be here because he has to say that yeah you know give me patience like he actually waited an hour for you yeah pretty much oh man was the date awkward, was he upset at all? If he was, he didn't say anything or didn't look like it.

So, yeah. So we had our good conversation. He ordered sushi. And then the night was still kind of young. So I was like, well, around the corner, there is this really good spot to go dancing. He seemed excited because he was like, oh, my gosh, I haven't done that in years. Hey. Oh.

Yeah. He seriously was excited to go out dancing? You don't believe a man likes to dance? Jeffrey, you love dancing. No, after he waited an hour. After he waited an hour, they had dinner and drinks, and then he's like, I never dance, but I guess this time I will. Yeah, for the first time.

Yeah, I don't think that he was making it up. He seemed like he was genuinely interested in doing it. He's a good liar. Okay, that's good. I hear you're forgetting how good her lips are. Yeah, yeah. Oh, right. Yeah, he'll follow those anywhere.

Yes. He's waiting for that kiss. Was it like a club type of dancing, or was it like country or Latin? Yeah, like a diner. No, it was in a hotel. You know how they have like a little lounge area? But once we got there, we sat down. There was like fire pits.

You know, it was a whole vibe. Okay. Okay. So like more romantic than what I pictured in my head. Yeah. Like with fire pits and stuff. I was picturing like poles going up and down. Like that type of club.

Yeah, how do you twerk in the fire pits? No, I would not take him to the club. Okay. So, did you actually dance at this dance club? Yeah, like, I got up and started dancing. Um, he decided he didn't want to dance, even though I tried to coax him up, but

he didn't. Maybe a stupid question. Were other people dancing, too, or was it just you? I'm trying to imagine, like, the fire pits and everything. You know, I am a person, I will march to my own drum that's right it was just me and then you show up to a place and no one else is dancing if you've ever hung out with brooke out in the wilds then you know what this is like dude how can you not move your body when there's good music i mean honestly at a wedding like she mean, honestly, Oh, for sure. Dude,

I have no shame in my dancing game. Well, maybe, maybe that could have been a little bit awkward for him to just be sitting there while you were the only person in the entire room dancing. Or maybe it was awkward that that's why he didn't, but he would think that wouldn't he be impressed by her confidence and her like zest for life. You're really hoping for

that aren't you brooke you would really think that somebody would want to live okay live your life like no one's watching it's good you were leading the charge on having fun that night how did you two end it um well i drove him back to where his car was and I gave him a hug, but I showed him my phone. It was his profile picture from the dating app. Yeah. And I was just like, well, what do I do with this? Oh, that's a funny question.

Do I delete or do I keep? Make them tell you. He's like, delete it. I'm just kidding. What did he say? He said, do whatever you like. That could be good or bad. I don't know. What did he say? He said, do whatever you like. That could be good or bad. I don't know.

What was your vibe? Did that feel like a good answer to you? I mean, I wasn't sure. He just got in his car and rolled out. Well, he could be trying to play hard to get, where it's like, yeah, you know, do whatever you want. I don't think he really does care. So hard to get, he's not even calling her anymore.

It's impossible to get. I will say some men don't know how to play the line on that one. You know, like. Maybe he just like was nervous and he didn't know what to say. That's why he had to get out of there. He didn't say don't call a radio station. That's true. If he didn't want that, he should have set the boundaries early on.

So we're going to call him whether he likes it or not. He practically has to be on. Try and get those lips a second date update right after this hold on second date update doesn't every romantic movie end with the dude hopping in his car peeling out and yelling do whatever whatever you want, I don't care. They should end that way. It would be way more realistic because that's what happened to one of our listeners, Monica, who showed up an hour late to her date with Nick. And once she finally arrived, they had a good time. That is, till the end of the night when he kind of hopped in his vehicle, left in a hurry,

and didn't seem very enthusiastic about meeting up another time. Yeah. Brooke, didn't your husband come home late smelling like sushi in fire pits recently, or is that just the new scent from Old Spice? Wait a minute. He doesn't eat sushi. Oh, yeah, he doesn't. It's the Old Spice scent. Okay.

He only likes really bland chicken breast. Oh, all right. So I know it's not him. We'll rule that one out. Yeah. Not sure what went wrong with Nick. Monica, do you have any theories? No, I actually really thought that everything was great.

Okay. Other than the hour late. I mean, maybe we're reading too far in, Jeffrey, into that do whatever you want line. Because it could have been, like, it depends on tone, right? Could be like, do whatever you want. Yeah, like he started back on. Let's hope it wasn't like that. Watch it. Do whatever you want, cut you know let's hope it wasn't like that or it could have been his hair do whatever you want whatever you need like please let me out of it that's a panic yeah a lot of emotions that could have been crying we have no idea we gotta

just reach out to nick and see where his head is at you ready monica yeah it could just be his thing we call him and he picks up and he's like, do whatever you want. Yeah. We don't know. It's his catchphrase. Let's find out.

I'm going to dial his number. Here we go. Hello? Hey, is this Nick? Yes. Who's this? You don't have to be afraid. Hello? Hey, is this Nick? Uh, yes. Who's this? You don't have to be afraid. We're just a friendly neighborhood radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Does it sound bad when you leave like friendly? Like you're overcompensating. Don't fear us. We're here for you. What is this about? Oh, sorry. Hey, Nick. This is a segment that we're doing.

It's called the Second Date Update. Hi. Good morning. And we're reaching out because you went out with one of our listeners the other night named Monica. Remember Monica with the good lips? I mean, I remember

Monica. See, I knew the lips. She remembers you too. And she had a great time hanging out with you the other night. Was thinking that there was going to be another date that came from it, but it hasn't happened yet. Really? We're trying to help her figure out if there's a reason for that.

She thought there was going to be another date. Cool. Wow. Whoa. Wait. Are you sure you don't mean cool? Wow. No, Brooke. We can hear the tone now. We know what he's saying. That is not good. We're kind of optimistic for her, but we don't know what the reason is.

If there is one, maybe you could help us understand. Yeah, because it sounds like it should be really obvious to her, and it's not. I mean, I assume you've talked to her. I don't know what she's told you. She did say she was an hour late. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah, she was over an hour late.

That's bad, bro bro i can't believe you waited i was there early i was already there when she texted me oh you were there 20 minutes early because she said she texted 20 minutes don't do that ever oh no yeah i got there early because it's a busy place parking's kind of tough i tough. I want her to be comfortable. I wanted to be ready when she was there. That is really thoughtful. But she didn't ask you to get there 20 minutes early, so you can't blame it on her. This is why you're not supposed to be on time.

You can only be mad about the hour, not the hour 20. Yes. But it does sound from her description that you guys were able to move past that. I mean, she definitely felt bad. You know, I get it. Stuff happens. So I thought, you know i get it stuff happens so i thought you know i'd give it a shot see how things go okay all right how was the rest of the date after she got there well you know pretty quickly i regretted not ever talking to her on the phone beforehand

for moment one the vibes were just real bad okay it was the attitude yeah what do you mean? From moment one, the vibes were just real bad. Okay. It was the attitude? Yeah, what do you mean? Well, she comes in hot. She's like, sorry I'm late. You should know I never eat after six. Oh. Is it after six?

Wait, is it after six at this point? It's around seven. Like, we planned on getting dinner at six. Oh, shit. Okay. Then she eats all my food. Wait, what? What do you mean?

Yeah, I'd already ordered it because she was like, I'm on my way. And I was like, the food will be here ready for her. Oh, no. And she's like, no, I'm not going to eat any of it.

And then proceeds to eat all of it. And sushi's not cheap, dude. I mean, but the good news is you weren't ordering for just yourself, right? When you put the order in when she was arriving, you were planning on her eating. I was planning on her eating roughly half of it. Yeah. Did she eat more than half of it?

Well, you got to eat faster then. Keep up. Wait, what do you mean? How much did she eat? She ate all of it. What the? She ate my half. She ate her half.

There was also the wine. She drank all the wine? The waitress came up and asked if she would like a drink. She doesn't even look at the server and is just like, give me a cab. That's what she yelled. She yelled, give me a cab, like a cabernet. Okay. What's wrong with that?

The server then asked what kind, and she just goes, give me the best. She sort of waves her hand and goes, give me the best. That means most expensive. Three glasses later, she's like, let's do another. Oh, wow. And I'm like, no, I think you're done. I think you're cut off at three. Oh, my God.

Bad day at work for her. It was getting so expensive. Oh, my God. I've heard enough of this bullshit. Oh. Okay. You are lying. Well, hold on, Monica.

He's lying. Whoa, Monica, slow down a little bit. Oh, I want to hear this. I need to inform you just real quick. That's Monica. She's been quietly waiting on the other line to jump in and talk to you. Seething should be the other answer. I've been over here seething because he is a liar.

Oh, really? I ate everything. Really, you had not one iota of that sushi. You didn't have a couple of cocktails, you damn self. Are you kidding me? Okay, Monica, you know, I appreciate your passion. Let's let Nick respond to you, Nick. Monica, as always, it's a pleasure.

How polite. Please tell me what specifically I made up from that story, because I'm pretty sure I told the truth. I didn't make up anything. You had no sushi. You had no sushi. Yeah, you ate all of it. I didn't have time to eat any of it.

Monica, there is no shame in that, okay? I'm just over there major painting, okay? I'm just shoveling it in. Were you? Is that a statement? I think it's fine. Like, maybe you just were so excited about the date, you just weren't paying attention to his needs. And it's good sushi.

Whatever. He had some food. Okay, he's making things up. Okay. She's saying that the whole time. She also thought I was ugly. Wait, what? She called you ugly. Now I don't believe you.

There's no way she called you ugly to your face. Right, yeah. Like, I would call you ugly, but yeah, I'm calling a radio show because I wanted another date. Okay. Let's make it make sense. You told me you couldn't believe anybody would message me on my dating profile. What? Whoa.

Come on. Monica, did you say that? I mean, yeah, he said he would get a lot of messages. I was a little shocked, but you know. Oh, my God. Wait, you think he has a bad profile pic? I mean, a man who waits an hour for a date probably doesn't have a lot of other options. Oh.

That's not very nice. I don't mean that as a dig. That's not very nice. I don't mean that as a dig. I don't mean that as a dig. I'm sorry. We're focusing so much on the negatives here. There must have been some positive things that you liked about the date. Yeah. Yeah.

I remember one thing that happened on the date is I asked if a medical assistant was the same as a nurse and you just told me to Google it. What's up asking dumb ass questions? I mean, that's what Google is there for. All right. You said your job was as a medical assistant, and I was making conversation. Yeah. And I made the conversation back.

Google it. I kind of like that. I might steal that. Dude. Someone's like, you tell somebody your real personality, and they're like, what is that? You're like, Google it. I wish more than anything I was a table sitting next to your table on the first date. Or watching the whole dancing at the club happening.

Oh, my God. We didn't even get to the dancing. Yeah, the fire pit. It wasn't even a club. It was a hotel lobby. Okay. All I heard was it was a hotel lobby from Nick. All right.

So this whole call is kind of getting away from us here. We were hoping that after, like, the hour-long bounce back that we could maybe salvage this, and there's still a chance. Is there a chance? I was about to go out with him. I don't want to go out with liars. He's not a liar. He's an ugly liar. Oh.

At least according to Monica. So we should give him more grace? Your words. I didn't say that. I don't know what was said. Yes, you did. You did say that. All I can do here is offer to send you guys out on another date, Nick.

Nope, I'm good. I'm good. We figured that. Monica, you are a spirited woman, and I appreciate you. You know what? I've already had some kisses anyway, so it doesn't matter. Wait. You've been kissing other people? Why'd you email us asking for this?

I got a roster. I am like NBA. You got to have a starting five. Thank you. Starting five. Oh, my God. Oh, we just got cut from the team. Nick, you've been benched, dude. I'm sorry, man. How will I ever get over it? Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Does anybody else think Monica's

going to look back at this as the one that got away? No, I don't. I think you're the only one. Are you sure? Here's a man who allows you to be as late as you want, eat all of the sushi on the plate, drink the best wine in the entire establishment, and then

she puts down his dating profile? Wow. He didn't allow it, though. He hated on it. Not only did he hate on it, but he didn't tell her. He was super passive aggressive about it. That's as polite as you can get as a man. You don't tell her exactly what you're thinking. Keep up. Eat the food. Drink the wine, buddy.

If Monica really does have a roster, I wonder when we're going to be hearing from her power forward or her shooting guard next. Who knows? I don't know that she's ever going to come hearing from her power forward or her shooting guard next. Like, who knows? I don't know that she's ever going to come back for our help. Yeah. But I really enjoyed her, so I hope she does. I bet you when she takes the center out for dates,

he eats the most, so he's probably the most fun to go out with. Oh, because they're big? They're huge, yeah. She sounded pretty fired up by it, so I just hope she doesn't take it out on the rest of her team. Oh, well. You guys are running laps today. Take your dating struggles out on us we don't mind we'll call that person who isn't calling you back and go check out all of our second dates

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