Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Single For A Night

Episode Date: March 14, 2022

Normally it’s the guys on the Second Date Update who withhold truths or lie to us but today it was a strange secret that was hidden by the woman!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Second Date Update. Got an email recently from a guy who says he went out with a woman and she is definitely the one that he wants to go out with again. Jeffrey! Sorry, the pausing sometimes, I know, gets in the way. I was like, that's the best feeling ever!

He definitely had a good time with this person. Yeah, and he probably just wet himself when he heard you say that. Or maybe she really is the one. Okay, let's dial it back, sir. Nobody trusts you anymore. We lost our trust. Let's get some clarification and actually talk to this guy. Trent, welcome to the

show man hey how's it going guys good is she the one man she's a rare one that's for sure so tell us about her what's her name yeah uh so her name's kelly met online and uh i just thought she had she just had a really beautiful smile, you know? That is such a nice compliment, I think. Yeah, it was enough to make me work up the courage to ask her out and get some drinks. So you were nervous going into this, is what you're saying? Yeah, I mean, I definitely liked her from the start, so I was pretty nervous. Okay, so what was it like meeting her in person? Well, to be honest, she looked a little older than her picture online, but still very, very attractive.

Okay, you didn't say that, did you? Because that may be a reason why she's not calling you back. No, no, no, no, no. I was going to say, I think it's more acceptable for girls to do that than guys. Like, I see girls and I know they're like, okay, this is a picture from a long time ago, but dudes do it way more aggressively. I also feel like for women, there's so many filters

and good lighting and makeup and tricks. You'd have to expect you're like a slight catfish. Yeah, that's true. Like, she took this picture yesterday.

Still doesn't look the same. Totally, totally. I mean, like, how big of a gap do you think there was between the picture and her age? I'm not the best judge, but you're right. Maybe it was just like a filter or or some lighting differences.

What was it like hanging out with her at the bar? She was great. It was really great conversation. She just came across like really smart and worldly and like, Oh, that's a, that's a big compliment. Yeah, I know. One of the things she said that like really stuck with me, she was like,

your interests aren't the only interests in the world. I found that all like very attractive and interesting. I'm not very interested in that though. Tell me more. What else was good about it? Just like, so what does her butt look like? I mean, I think that's awesome. Like, what did you guys really connect over?

She was talking about some of the traveling that she'd done and I haven't gotten to travel too much. And so I don't know if I would say like we necessarily connected on that on a similar experience, but it's definitely something that I want to do. And that's fun because it gives you something to ask questions about that aren't the typical like so what do you do and when you say that jose i i also think that it sounds like you did a lot of question asking which is usually a great sign you didn't make the date all about you i mean i i was interested so i guess yeah i didn't even think about that until you just mentioned it i mean is that where things ended at at the bar? Yeah, at the bar, yeah. I mean, after a couple of drinks. We were both pretty hungry, so we walked down the street

and we found this little street taco vendor. Oh, fun! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great little food and exactly what you need after a couple of drinks. Yeah. Yeah, we sat on the curb and we're eating some of that.

And I don't know if it was because of the alcohol or what, but I decided to tell her the top four reasons I like her. Oh. That's bold. That is. I mean, I think it can be cute if it's reciprocated, right? You're not leaving any mystery. No. Or like, how did you present it?

Like, was it a game show? Like, and now the top four reasons I like you. Or maybe it was a PowerPoint. How did it go? Oh, no, that would be bad. What did you say? All right, this is embarrassing to say now, but like basically what I kind of told you guys,

how smart and cool I thought she was and confident. She loves tacos. That is such a key, too, though that i hope that was number one yeah right if a girl did not like tacos i think everybody i everybody in this room would not like her we would all be like what no i mean those are cute reasons so far did were any like overboard uh well the last one i think i said she has great boobs. Oh. And we lost. Okay. You went from tacos to boobs. I mean, I don't know.

Maybe she laughed. Did she laugh? Yeah. I mean, yeah. Oh, good. She gave me a weird look, but she laughed about it. You know, she seemed to take the compliment. Okay.

Or she was like, that was awkward, but okay, I'll take it. Yeah. After the boob comment, how did you end things with her? Well, after we finished eating the tacos, I talked about maybe going to another bar, but she said that it was getting late and that she had to go. And, you know, I wanted to kiss her goodnight, but I didn't feel like I had a great opening. So, you know, I gave her a hug and I said goodbye. Okay.

Well, at least you didn't force it because that would have been bad. Since then, what? Well, since then, I've been texting her and I haven't heard anything since, and that was about a week ago now. Oh, no. That's a long time, man. What are we going to do here? Okay. We're going to play a song first.

I know Jose and I are a little intimidated with this beautiful, worldly woman with amazing boobs. Do we ask her for her boobs, like, right when she answers? I know. What do we do? We'll help you out on that one. Okay. We'll take the breast angle. Thank you. boobs and like right when she answers i know what we'll help you out on that okay we'll take the breast angle you guys stay out of that all right we'll stick to our strengths and we'll do your second date update second date update we're smack dab in the middle of a second

date with one of our listeners trent who met a very special lady recently named Kelly that completely blew him away. Yeah. Because Kelly hit the big three. The three things all men want. Brains, boobs, and tacos. Yes. Kelly's got it all.

Why is that also what I want? I mean, I can give or take on the boobs. They're not that important to me. But the other two things. No wrong answers there. And at the end of a great night, Trent was hoping to seal it with a kiss, but never really got the chance to do that. So only had to end on a hug. And that was a week ago.

Hasn't heard back from her since then. And Trent, I'm just going to say what Brooke's been thinking this whole time. You're probably not enough man for her. Disagree? Agree? Thoughts? Oh, agree thoughts i did not think that that's uh that hurts to hear i did not say that trent you know she's thinking it i know i'm not i actually think you sound awesome it sounds like you were intentive during the day that you were genuinely interested in her which is awesome you weren't being selfish and i think the boobs comment is kind of funny.

I don't know. You do need some kind of balance. If you're just picking her brain the whole night, you got to have something fun. Well, I disagree. I thought you sounded very hunky, very sexy this entire time. And I would go out with you if that was an option. I mean, most Trents I've met, I haven't seen you in person, are hot. That's actually a fair point.

Not really a compliment, but that's okay. I kind of think so, yeah. Trent, are you feeling any better doing this now? I got to admit, I'm still super nervous. I'm curious. It's hard to read Brooke. First, she's like, you're not a man enough, but you're probably hot. Okay.

Take a deep breath, Trent. You're going to be fine. Yeah, let's just call Kelly and see what she has to say, okay? Here we go hello hey is this kelly um yes it is math is calling yeah my name is jeff from the radio show brooke and jeffrey in the morning The whole crew is here with me. Hey, Kelly. Hey, what up? That's Brooke Jose, Alexis. We're excited to talk to you. Hi.

Hi. How are you guys doing? How can I help you? I'm a little tired. What? No, she doesn't actually want to know. Oh, sorry. I think what we should be telling you

is that we're doing something called a second date update, and one of our listeners has been trying to get a hold of you for about a week now. His name's Trent. Oh, my goodness. update and one of our listeners has been trying to get a hold of you for about a week now his name is trent oh my goodness oh i'm so embarrassed you're embarrassed just by hearing his name oh i don't really want to talk about this on the radio oh my god now i'm really curious because we talked to trent and he seemed pretty cool yeah's not going to think I'm a horrible person and I'm not. I promise I'm not a horrible person.

Why would we think that? Oh, my God. That was supposed to be only a one night only thing. And he's just like calling me and texting me and I just, I don't know what to say to him. Oh, no. Dude. He didn't get the hint he said such nice things about you not to make you feel worse but he was excited but why are you saying that it's only a one-time supposed to be thing like why why aren't you interested in him if you

were willing to go out on the date in the first place I mean no he didn't do anything wrong I mean I had fun and I'm really glad it happened too it just can't continue it can't oh no are you in a relationship already is that what this is about well i mean i was a little untruthful with him about something the picture that i had on my profile technically wasn't me what wasn't you at all it's actually my daughter she's 22 so you used a photo of your daughter as your profile picture everybody says we look like sisters okay but okay i mean why does that change your opinion of trent because he i mean he mentioned to us that you looked a little bit older than your photo,

but it didn't bother him at all. I mean, he was just talking about how amazing you are. What does a picture have to do with anything? I mean, it's just been so long since I've been on a date. Okay. And I see my daughter doing it, and she's having so much fun. And I kind of miss it. Like, I just wanted to try it just to see what dating was like now and just go back

to my marriage wait do you say go back to your marriage yeah okay what oh there it is girl what i get it what is going i don't I was like, older people can date online, too. Every age can do it. But now I get why. So you're married. So you just hopped on to online dating, just dip your toe back in to be like, what's it like now? With no intention of continuing to see him?

Well, yeah. I mean, I never did anything inappropriate. Yeah, you did. True. We said you didn't kiss or anything. Yes, you did. Did you tell your husband you're you have a dating profile and that you're that you're seeing other men her daughter's profile i mean technically it's

my daughter's dating profile all right now this is a technicality thing that means you're cheating alexis do you and your mom do this no she probably would though how many dates have you been on is it not just trend? Yeah, have you ever done this before? This is the first. I just really wanted to remember what it was like to be blind and dying. You know, just by a guy who was, like, working really hard to impress you. So you went and ate tacos on a street corner?

Like, that's not, that's what dating's like now? Yeah. Brooke, you were saying how romantic it sounded when you heard about it in part one. Yeah, romantic for single people, Jeffrey, or romantic with your husband. Why don't you take your husband out on a date? Why don't you wine and dine him? Okay, now look who's being judgy. It's just sad.

It's a marriage. Is it worth it? Was that night worth throwing it all away? It was a special night. If you could tell him, it really was a special night for me, and I always remember it oh man depends on how old you are yeah he does not want to hear that well i would love to tell him that it was a very special night from you but you've already told him directly yourself because trent's actually on the other line listening what yeah he's been waiting over there. He wants to talk to you, Trent. I'm like, hi.

So, wait. So, you're old and married. Oh, that's so good. It was better when you were talking about tacos and boobs. I'm sorry. I mean, I really just wanted to have a good time. And, like, you were amazing. I really did have fun with you. I just wish you would have told me, you know, like during the date.

Really? Yeah, that would have gone over well, Trent. Yeah. No, I mean, no, because it would have felt different. You wouldn't have really tried so hard. And it just was fun. It was nice to feel that way again. And you wouldn't have really tried so hard and and it just was fun it was nice to feel that way again and you wouldn't have did that you felt pursued you could have at least responded one of my texts then and let me know i mean i i don't know what they're saying in her defense she also has an experience ghosting somebody so that's part of dating right or texting oh yeah she's getting the full circle yeah she's learning what it's like. If one day you're on, the next day, who's that?

Dude, I feel bad for you, Trent. Well, I got to admit, this whole thing's making a little bit more sense now, because I remember the music that you said you owned and listened to. I just thought you were retro. Uh-oh. What are you talking about? She kept talking about her cd collection oh my gosh that's like record players yeah i'm so hipster is that vinyl i got a discman you want to

i mean kelly how do you feel like now that you know that trent knows i mean you you basically strung him along for an entire night without telling him the situation. Well, Trent, I'm so sorry I lied. And you really were fun and very gentlemanly. But, I mean, I will tell you this. My daughter is single, and I can put in a good word. Oh, my God. Does she like tacos?

Does she like tacos? Does she have boobs? Because if she does, then we would love to send Trent out on a date with Kelly's daughter. What is Kelly going to say to her daughter? I know this guy because why? I think it's a good idea. You have all the things that he likes. And we would like to send you guys out on a date if you're interested in that, Trent. With the daughter? Yes, with the daughter.

I mean, you can even bring over that shirt that you wore. It looked a little rancorous, and I can iron it before you guys go out. Oh, okay. Before the date. I mean, you know you'd get along with a mother-in-law. Oh, my gosh. The opportunity's been laid in front of you. What do you think?

It's like going out with Kelly, but 30 years ago. You're not going to have all the travel stories that's right yeah that's uh that might make family dinners a little awkward oh that's true yeah i've dated half the people at this table i don't know is that i think it could be kind of fun what do you think trent is it a yes or a no a great story no i think i think i might move to thailand. What do you think, Trent? Is it a yes or a no? I think it's fine. A great story. No, I think I might move to Thailand or something, do some traveling on my own. All of a sudden. If you wait another 20 years, then maybe you can go out with Kelly's granddaughter.

Oh, hey, now we're talking. I made this family tree. I planted it. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Ugh, we're so done with new year, new you. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes.

More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will, too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help.

That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else.

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