Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Skincare Nut

Episode Date: December 23, 2021

One of our listeners crossed the line and breached our trust! We were rooting for him..... Until he BETRAYED us... Even Jeffrey is still disappointed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Basically, it's like when you lose one opportunity, another one will come along. And that's kind of what happened to one of our listeners who needs a second-aid update from us today. His name is Nico. And apparently, he was able to take an awkward situation and actually turn it into a date. What? All right, Nico. That's good. Isn't that right, Nico?

Hi, everyone. Welcome. How are you? Oh, we're doing well, Nico. How are you? I'm doing wonderful. Okay. Sounds like it.

Tell us about the female door that opened for you. What's her name? That is not, no. I mean, you know what I mean. Women aren't objects. Okay. No, I'm just saying. I don't know if I know what you mean.

Yeah. No one does. Tell us about the girl that you want to call today. That's how you say it. I was just trying to go back to the door metaphor. No, no. All right. What's her name?

Her name is Jessie, and it's kind of weird. So I was at this work event, and this lady gave me her number. In a professional way or gave you? No, no. It was kind of like, okay, let's vibe each other out. Okay. And so I texted the number and I said something like, it was great meeting you last night. And then Jessie texted back and she was like,

um, who is this? Oh, wait, what? Jesse wasn't the girl at the work event? Jesse wasn't the woman. So this lady just gave me this other number, I guess a fake number. That's got to be a little bit of a shot to the ego. It was, but it wasn't as big of a shot to the ego as when Jesse said, because I told her this, and she goes, oh, why would she give you a different number?

Are you ugly? Oh. Oh, man. Oh, my God. But that was such a good opening because it means send me your pic. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Way to go, Jessie.

Yeah, like you tell me. Exactly. So I didn't even think I just sent a photo of myself. But then without me having to ask, like, what do you look like? She just sent me a photo, a fairly suggestive photo. What's up, Jesse? Best wrong number ever. One of those female doors was definitely opening. What are you? No, no. Oh, my God.

Well, so you guys are vibing, obviously. Did this turn into a date? Well, yeah, we did. We didn't really make a plan, but we ended up doing this thing that's kind of weird for a first date, I admit. What does that mean? Oh, wait. Okay. Are we all thinking different things here?

Yeah. I'm not thinking anything. I'm not sure what you mean. What happened? I don't think it's that weird, but I can imagine that someone would. We did a skincare regimen together. That is not what I was thinking. Definitely strange.

Wait, but this could be cute. Like you played like day spa where you did like face masks and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh, I'd be into that. Well into that well yeah i mean but you're a married woman like that's different than going on a first date and giving each other facials it's kind of cute the thing is though i actually have a very regimented skin care oh that i do for

myself that's rare i mean at least all the guy friends i have i don't think any of them maybe one of them i know and you are going to be so old looking soon. More importantly, what did Jessie think about this? Well, she loved it. And as like we put on our honey avocado face mask. That sounds nice. I'd rather eat it. Yes.

If it were me and you asked me to do a skincare routine on a first date, I'd kind of think you were telling me I had bad skin or something. And I even said that. I said, hey, this is not a comment on how I feel about your skin. I just think it's a very fun activity, and I like doing it. So, oh, my God. Honestly, Brooke, I have an eye skincare thing that will make you look 20 years younger.

Oh, okay. I mean, if you want me to look seven years old again, fine. I'll try it. You'll be closer to my age. No, but honestly, you guys honestly emailed that to me. It's already sent. Okay, perfect. Perfect.

Because my belief, my belief is the fact that, like, if people took better care of their skin, the world would honestly be a better looking place like if the middle race just got a little bit of skin care all the problems would be solved makes sense just yeah throw some avocado masks over there into syria i mean no but like this gives you a lot a lot of opportunity to flirt together right like Kim Jong-un. Kim Jong-un. That's all he needs. Cucumbers over his eyes. No, but, like, this gives you a lot of opportunity to flirt together, right? Like, how were you two on the date?

Well, I mean, we were just, like, vibing, and we didn't really talk that much. But, I don't know, it was just very calming, and I felt very, like, relaxed with her. Okay. That's good. So, how did the date end? Well, so, eventually, you know, we peeled off our masks and I called her an Uber and I kissed her goodbye. And ever since then, I feel like she's avoiding me. I'll text her every once in a while and be like, hey, what's up? And she's kind of like, yeah, I don't know.

Let me check my schedule. And those texts have been getting increasingly more sporadic. So I just don't really know what to do. Do you think that there's any way it came off as like you friend-zoned her almost? I mean, she sent you this sexy pic of herself and then you guys were doing kind of a slumber

party, you know, which is fine. I could see that. I know, and I would totally agree with you if we didn't make out. Oh, you fully made out. Yeah, I mean, we kissed, but then it slowly turned into a makeout, but I kind of had to stop it because I didn't make out. Okay. Oh, you fully made out. Yeah, I mean, we kissed, but then it slowly turned into a makeout, but I kind of had to stop it because I didn't want my pores to get, like, too messy. Yeah, you'd hate for that to happen.

Well, here's what we're going to do. Let's play a song. While we do that, you can put on some, like, watermelon eye serum or something, and then we'll come back. I already have it. Oh, of course you do. Excuse me. But we'll come back. I'm exfoliating as we speak. And then we'll call Jesse for you. We'll try to get you a second date update, alright?

Thank you. Alright, hold on. If you're just joining us for the second date update, we've been talking to Nico, who found a woman named Jesse through a wrong number. Because he was meaning to text a different woman. And even though they'd never met before, the two of them wound up chatting and hitting it off. Eventually, they had a first date at Nico's apartment where he gave her a facial. It's always a good date, dude.

An actual beauty facial. Yes, thank you. Green tea exfoliators and moisturizers, matching honey avocado face masks, that type of thing. Right. And after they got all made up, they had a nice little make out. But now she hasn't been making any time for Nico. Okay. That was clever.

That was clever. Thank you. Spent like 20 minutes on that one. I figured. That's why I wanted to compliment you. So here we go. Nico, how are you feeling going into this phone call? I'm feeling all right.

I'm just kind of curious as to what's going on, if she's interested or not. Well, the thing is, if it turns out she's not interested, I mean, what a cool story to have, right? Like, I feel like you're going to win no matter what. You got a wrong number from a lady and you ended up texting a person you didn't know, going on a date and having a great time. Yeah. Like, that's pretty awesome i mean yes the date was amazing but like the amazing part about it truly was the exfoliating activity that we were doing well i'm glad that was part of the story too that's quite a serendipitous but yeah stuck out okay all right so i'm gonna dial jesse's number and we're gonna get your second date update.

You ready? Okay. Okay. Here we go. Hello. Hey, I'm looking for Jesse. This is Jesse. This is Jesse. Hi, Jesse.

My name's Jeffrey. I work on a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Do you have a second to talk with us? From a radio show? Yep. I have the whole morning show here with me. We got Brooke and Jose and Alexis. Hey, Jesse.

Hi. Hi. We're happy to have you on the show with us. Thank you. You're happy to have you on the show with us. Thank you. You're welcome. I know you weren't expecting this, but we're doing a segment called a second date update. That's where if you go out with someone and afterwards, if that person isn't calling you back, you can email our show and we'll reach out to that person for you to figure out the reason why. Okay. Make sense?

Yes, but is there more that I need to know? Well, the only other part that I need to tell you is that the guy that emailed us about you, his name is Nico. Remember Nico? Wait. Well, hold on. What do you mean? Nico, so he does want to go out with me again? Yeah.

Yeah. He told us about your date, and he said he had a lot of fun with you, but he mentioned that he's been having a hard time getting a hold of you, that you've been avoiding him, and he's just really wanting to... What? I'm not avoiding him, but I just texted him a couple days ago. You did? What?

Yes. He made it sound like you hadn't talked to him at all. Yeah. I'm really confused. I mean, I'd like to see him again. So you had fun doing the face masks and basically the day spa date at his place? Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't a typical date.

Like, yes, we did do face masks. And, you know, it's not necessarily the impression of what manly it is. But I really liked it. Jesse, what I need to know is, like, that eye cream that he was talking about, does it really make your eyes look better? I really liked it. My face felt super fresh. Well, I don't like him now because he lied to us.

I don't know if he lied. I think he must have misunderstood something. Yeah, we need to get some, let's get some clarification. So we're all on the same page here. Jesse, I need to tell you, Nico has been on the other line listening and he wants to talk to you.

Hi, Jesse. Hi. I really appreciated that you liked the skincare. I'm glad that you said that to Brooke. That really, that means a lot to me. Nico, that's not really the point right now. Okay.

I'm sorry if there was any miscommunication on my part. No, no, no. That's fine. Your face felt smooth and exfoliated. Nico, what are you talking about? She said that she likes you and she's been texting with you and she obviously wants to go out again. Why did you call us?

I just wanted to make sure that she had the best skin care possible because I promised her. I said, I was like, you're going to wake up tomorrow morning and your face is going to feel the best it's ever felt. Okay, but yes, we got that. But can we focus on maybe setting up another date here? That's the whole point of this call. All right.

I just wanted to make sure that that rousing endorsement that you gave, that was honest. What? Why didn't you tell us? Why are you so focused on the skincare stuff, dude? And why didn't you tell us that she texted you? You said she hasn't seen you. All right, all right. Hold on.

If I'm going to be completely transparent here, I'm actually a sales rep for skincare. Oh, my God. And I just wanted to make sure. Wait a minute. Dude. I just wanted to make sure that everyone is getting the best skincare possible. What are you saying? So you just called us to throw out a plug for your skincare line?

This whole thing has been a pitch? I guess so, but I wouldn't have done it if this wasn't the number one skincare product. You wouldn't have done it if you weren't involved in some pyramid scheme. Oh, my God. No, but I'm just saying, like, if any of your listeners want some of the best. Okay.

I mean, here's the thing. I get enough emails like this from old sorority sisters. I don't need it from you two, okay? You're like, I have tummy tea to sell you. Yeah, that's not how these phone calls work, dude. Like, where people ask us for a second date and then halfway through

they plug their skincare line. And it's also not how advertisement works on the radio. Yeah, I know. We have a whole sales department if you want to talk to them, Nico. Yeah. Okay, so...

Okay, well, yeah. But again, if any of your listeners want access to any of... No. All of our listeners have amazing skin. I'm your guy.

Leave them alone. We're going to bleep that anyway. So, Jessie, do you have any questions for Nico here about the date? Can we just focus on the date part of this? Does he want to? Nico, I'm feeling kind of used here. Did you just date me so that you could do this?

Well, I mean, no, kind of, but not like... Did you actually like Jessie at all? No, no, no. I really like her. And if there's an opportunity to, you know, hang out in a kind of more of a casual kind of thing, I would totally be down for that. Casual? Are you friends, though? Yeah.

Jessie. I actually wanted to go out with you. Wow. So, I take it, yeah, like you said, I'm just being friend-zoned right now. So, Jesse, wait. Normally, I would be asking Jesse this question, but I feel like I need to ask Nico first. I agree. Based on how this phone call is going.

Nico, do you want to go out on another date with Jesse? I mean, if it was sort of a more casual kind of thing. No, no, no. Jesse, I'm sorry. But you know what? All your friends and family are going to be so happy that they don't have to get hit up by your new boyfriend. Yeah. That is so true.

You know, coupon code and discount code. But they're also going to be really happy at how clear and beautiful your skin is, Jessie. You guys are laughing and carrying on, and that's fine, but this is the number one skincare product in the entire world. Oh, well now that you say that, I didn't know it was number one.

Oh my god. If your listeners want to type in a promo code to and I see a 25% discount. Oh, my God. If your listeners want to type in a promo code to I-C-O to get a $25 gift card. I was serious about giving you that ice cream, Brooke. He'll give you a sample, and then you'll have to pay for a bunch later. I'm good. Jessie, how are you feeling? Are you giving up on love after this?

I'm going to have to laugh about this. I was a little shocked throughout it, but now I'm just like, thanks for helping me dodge a bullet, you guys. Yeah, for real. At least you got some free product use. Yeah, totally. Exactly.

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And now, Minnie Questions is returning for another season. We've asked an entirely new set of guests our seven questions, including Jane Lynch, Delaney Rowe and Cord Jefferson. Listen to many questions on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Seven questions. Limitless answers. One point four billion dollars in NFL quarterback contracts.

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