Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Snacks and Secrets

Episode Date: February 24, 2023

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Oh, interesting. Well, it's not what you're probably thinking, which is I can tie a slipknot with my tongue. I see. It's ABP, always be prepared. Oh, all right. And I really think people can take that motto into their regular lives, too. Yeah, I think it's a good thing to know.

Yeah, like if you're pregnant, bring a hospital bag everywhere you go. I don't. Because you never know when that baby's going to come shooting out of there. That's not really typically how it works. Or you can get like a catcher's glove. Yeah, that's a good idea. Or when you're at work, you never know when you're going to be fired. Now?

Is it happening now? Oh, no, we're looking at boys. I'm just saying. Sorry. Watch your back, bro. Yeah. But that goes for dating, too. And one of our listeners, Ben, was extra prepared for his.

He didn't even realize that he was strapped. What? So, Ben, welcome to the show. Strapped? Hey, how's it going guys? We'll get into what you were packing in just a second, but first we want the deets on the girl that you met. Tell us about her. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, I met this girl named Terry. We actually met online. Sorry. Did you say Terry or Carrie? Harry. Now I heard Harry. I heard Harry. I think Terry. Terry with a T.

You spell it for us. P-E-R-R-I. Terry. Okay. P? Is it Barry? I think it's Terry. Oh, Derry.

He said Terry. Terry with a T. Let's all stick with Terry. Okay. With a T. So where does he need Terry? We met online. I saw her profile

and I just thought she was really cute and she also had this and I just thought she was really cute. And she also had this joke in her bio that was really cute and funny, so I messaged her. Wait, what was it? You can't just tell us that without telling us the joke. It already sold me. I don't care what it is. You all probably think it's stupid.

I thought it was hilarious. All her bio was was, I'm intelligent, but she spelled intelligent wrong. That's funny. And then she put in, like, parentheses, intelligent, but she spelled intelligent wrong. That's funny. And then she put in like parentheses like ha-ha. Okay. Right. So that wasn't just an accident. I love it.

Isn't it funny that you have to put the ha-ha because there's going to be a man who mansplains it just so you know you spelled that wrong. So you reached out to her then? Yeah, yeah. So we chatted a little bit and then then we actually agreed to, like, meet up on a date. And we actually both knew this restaurant.

It was a really fancy restaurant that we had never been to, but we both independently kind of always wanted to go there. Oh, okay. I have a couple of those. It's like a foodie spot. Yeah, you got to wait for the right person. I mean, but a fancy restaurant for a first date. Yeah, super fancy and also super hard to get a table. Oh, that makes you look good, though, if you're able to slide in and actually get a reservation.

Yeah, how'd you do it? Well, they actually don't take reservations. That's the problem. I hate those places. They're the ones that love to watch you wait for three hours outside. How bad do you want this food? Mock you. So did you show up early then or what did you do to get

you guys a table? We showed up kind of like on the early side and they were like, well there's a table but it's going to be a 50 minute wait for the table. 5-0 hun. Like an hour. I mean I feel like that's to be expected on one of those like super popular places. Yeah. Like on our first date, what do you do?. I mean, I feel like that's to be expected on one of those super popular places.

Yeah. Like on our first date, what do you do? Just sit on the bench and chat? That's not enough time to do something else. That's true, too. You can get a child's menu and color that in while you wait. We're going to do that anyways, Jeff. What did you decide to do there, Ben?

Well, we talked about it, and we were both like, not that long. It was a nice day, so we hung out outside, and we stuck it out. Sweet. Oh, that's a good idea. That's awesome. How did that go? It went well. The only issue was that since we were both so excited to eat at this restaurant,

that we didn't really have a lot of food that day. Yeah, you want to save space. I feel a lot of people do that. You're like hangry before. I hate that. They call your name, and they're like, we've already gone through the menu. We know exactly what we want. Luckily, I stuck my hands in my pocket and I realized I had two granola bars.

What? Oh. Is that where you were strapped with the granola? Is that what you were talking about, Jeffrey? Locked and loaded, bro. Yeah, see, always be prepared. I do recommend the snacks. Now I get it. Yeah, see? Always be prepared. I do recommend the snacks. Now I get it.

Yeah, it was perfect. And then when I brought out, I was like, oh my gosh, look what I have. And you should have seen the look in her eyes. She looked at me like I was her savior because we were so starving. Perfect. It's like a Prince Charming, Night in Shining Armor moment. Come into the rescue.

We got a sarcan granola on us, guys. Seriously. So at that point, what, do you not even need to go into the dinner anymore, or do you actually go in? Oh, my God. They call your name. We're done. No thanks. We're done.

Well, we ate the granola bars, and then time flew by, and next thing we knew, they called our name. So we got our spot. Dude, this all sounds amazing. Yeah, it all sounds great. So, I mean. How did dinner go? Dinner went great. The food was literally incredible. You don't have to go to this place. Yes. It all sounds great. Oats and granola. How did dinner go? Dinner went great.

The food was literally incredible. You don't have to go to this place. I'm so happy. And the conversation was also good. Everything was just going really well. It was a little expensive, but we both knew it was going to be expensive. Did you cover the bill or did you agree to split it since it was a place you both wanted to go? I actually covered the bill, which I'm kind of regretting.

Now you're just not calling him back. So far, everything sounds really good. you both wanted to go? I actually covered the bill, which I'm kind of regretting, but you know, now you're just not calling him back. So far, everything sounds really good. How did everything end? So we got our check and, you know, things were going well. So we ended up actually

just walking around this really nice park that was in the area. Oh. And we walked and I was like, hey, do you want to go to my place so we get a drink or something? And he was like,

yeah, sure, I'm down. Atta boy. I i mean that's bold but it's great a lot of time together she said yes yeah and you were feeling the vibe correctly yeah which good on you yes so is this a situation where she ended up staying the night no but there was a kiss i'll say that okay why is she not calling you back that's what i'm calling you guys i don't know. Yeah. Oh, okay. That's true. I guess we have more work to do,

so we'll try and get prepared. Oh, yeah. If you have granola bars, Jeffrey, please share. Let's go to the break room. Let's all reach into each other's pockets and see what we find. Oh, God.

Maybe not. And then when we come back, we'll call Terry for you and get your second date update, okay? All right. Thanks, guys. All right. Hold on.

Second date update. One of our listeners, thanks, guys. All right, hold on. Second date update. One of our listeners, Ben, went into his first date with a secret weapon in his pants. Yeah, he did. Oh, man. If someone's just doing a man. Not just one, but two of them.

And his date, Terry, was thrilled about it. I'm excited for her. Talking about granola bars. Leftover from the last time that Ben wore those clothes. Good thing they never expire. I mean, and they're kind of nice when they're a little warm. Yeah, a little melty. It did save them while they were waiting 50 minutes to get a table at a very popular restaurant. So that helped kicked off a really fun date night that ultimately ended back at Ben's place.

Now, Terry did not stay the night, but Ben, did anything more happen? No, just a kiss. And then we said goodnight pretty much. Okay. Was there any talk of future plans while you were on the date? I mean, it just seems like you guys were vibing so much. She'd be like, oh, I have this, you know, musical artist I want to go see you should come with me or another food place yeah totally yeah i was just like let's meet up again and she was just like yeah yeah yeah definitely definitely and then next thing i knew

she was gone i feel like definitely definitely should be a confirmation but i guess it's not let's just call terry and we'll see what she to say. It's weird that she's not calling you back after everything. So let's just give it a shot. Here we go, okay? Cool. All right. Hello? Hi, is this Terry?

This is she. Hey, Terry, my name'sff from the radio show brooke and jeffrey in the morning um okay we're calling because we're wondering were you recently at a fancy restaurant stealing silverware um so. Oh, we got you? You admit it. What'd you take, a nice knife? We'd like our fork back, please. She said seven plates. Yes, I was at a fancy restaurant, but no, I did not steal any silverware. Ah, darn it.

You have the wrong girl, Jeff. Okay. But we may have the right girl for something else. Maybe, because there is somebody that I think you may have gone out with named Ben, who's been trying to get a hold of you. Uh-huh. You remember that? Yeah, I do remember that. Okay.

Okay. So we spoke to Ben about your date, and on our end, things sounded really great. Wow. Okay, this is interesting. Yeah, and that's kind of what we're doing right now. It's called the Second Date Update. We're trying to help Ben out to figure out the reason why he's not getting a call back. And maybe help fix whatever, if there is a problem with Ben.

I don't know. Maybe there's not. Maybe you just haven't had time. Okay, well, this is just a little weird for me because I don't know what his situation is. But whatever it is, if you could just please tell him I'm out. You're out? Yeah, I don't mean that rude. I just, that's where I'm at with this.

Okay, that's fair. You're allowed to say that. But is there a reason why? Because he told us about the date night, about, you know, going out to dinner with you and waiting outside with a granola bar surprise. His last impression was a really nice kiss and then you left. Look, everything leading up to dinner, it went really, really well. It was just back at his house that was the issue for me. Oh, really?

Okay, we didn't get a lot of details from that point. Is it like really gross and messy or something? No, it's just... Not too clean. See, I told you guys. I mean, it's not good, I'm not. Basically, all it is is I went to the restroom, and I noticed that the shower curtain was completely closed,

and I wasn't snooping or anything, but I just peeked to see if it was clean. I always peek behind the shower curtain because I want to make sure no one's in there. Yeah, me too. I do get scared. Right. There could be like a killer back there.

Like a clown. She was judging to see if he'd clean out the drain in a while or if there was a bad rain. There out the drain. Yeah. In a while. Or if there was a bad ring. There was the ring. I mean. Yeah. Was it really gross? It was not gross at all.

Oh, that's impressive. There were, the bathtub was packed. It was covered in kids' toys. Like, I'm talking, you know, alligator things that spit stuff out of their mouth. And rubber duckies. and little mermaid dolls and just every bath toy that you could think of from when you were like three. Wait, does he have kids? Does he not tell you that or something? That's exactly my point. I mean, to me, that only means one of two scenarios. A, you have kids and you just weren't honest with me about it.

Did you ask him? No, but we spoke about our families. Weird. What's option number two? Number two, you play with bad toys. Like, what adult does that? Is that an option? I was afraid you were going to find, like,

another, like, female shampoo and stuff, but this is worse. I don't know. I could see, like, if, okay, let's say, let's say he is a single dad. Like, maybe that's just hard to start with, or maybe you don't want to bring your kids into your dating life. I don't know.

There was no other kid stuff in the house. Well, I want to know which one it is, one or two. Or maybe a secret option three. And we can actually ask him right now because Ben's been on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Are you serious? Yeah. Ben? Hi, Terry.

It's Ben. Okay, we established that, Ben. that ben did you hear what she said yeah yeah terry i just gotta tell you you got it all wrong those were not my toys so option two cross that one off the list is that what you're saying you don't play with the rubber ducky no no i don't play with the rubber ducky? No, no, I don't play with the rubber duckies. My neighbor's kids do. They come over and use my bathroom all the time. What?

Why? More questions now. Did you say it, maybe? No, that's creepy. Oh, no, sorry. I should explain. My neighbor's, their bathroom is broken. So, yeah, they use my bathroom. A lot of people use my bathroom.

Why? Wait, now a lot of people use my bathroom. Why? Wait, now a lot of people use your bathroom, Ben. Like so often that they would bring all their children's toys over. It sounds a little fishy, honestly, Ben. All right. Yeah, I don't know what I'm even saying right now. You don't know what you're saying? Ah, boy. Yeah, Terry terry i gotta come clean i

i have four kids oh you do have wait a minute you have four kids oh ben is that why you had a bunch of snacks in your pockets because i know like a lot of parents like to carry on snacks it was so weird that you say that jeff, because I'm the only one here that randomly finds food in my pockets. And it's because of my children. I could pull out four bags of goldfish probably out of my coat right now. Wait, you're hiding goldfish from us? Well, I don't know. No, I don't want her pocket goldfish.

Dude, Ben, why wouldn't you just tell her that? Because I know that she would have said no to the date if i told her i had the kids so i wanted to no wait that's absolutely not true there are all kinds of people in this world if you are a single eligible bachelor who has four children and you put yourself out there you're gonna find a lot of girls that want to date you whether they have children or not this is a good we could do a test right here alex, would you date a guy with four kids? Um, no.

I mean, you gotta think too, that's a different age than Alexis. If you're like in your 30s or 40s. She's not gonna find someone her age that has four children.

I mean, the thing is, Ben, why would you wanna date a woman who wouldn't want kids around? That feels like, I don't know,

kind of a bad dad choice. Not calling you a bad dad, just like... Just people like you. Yeah, just everything about you. No, just like the choice, you know? Like, you would want to be with someone who is excited about your children, you know? Yeah, all kidding aside, she does have a point, bro.

Were you going to sneak them in one by one? Like, hi, oh, there's another. Oh, yeah, that's another neighbor. They're very small in this apartment i mean ben uh look i think that the biggest deal here is just a surprise she didn't know about it i mean looking back on it i understand why that would be a bit of a shocker you understand now that was so casual, Ben. You should own it.

You could be like a hot dad. But, you know, if you look on the bright side here, Terry, at least he didn't have five kids that he didn't tell you about. What's the limit? I don't know. I don't know. My girlfriend, who has a lot, she says after three, you don't even know the difference.

Look at that. They don't count? That makes this the perfect time to ask, Terry, would you like to go out on a date with Father of the year ben we will pay for it no no we will pay for it i mean i have a single friend she's a single parent mom of three maybe you guys would have more in common okay all right well we still have an opportunity for another date then. Would you like to go out on a date with Terry's female friend who has three other kids? It's just one date.

That's it. It's one date. I mean, you never know. Like, maybe this is the Kismet stuff that happens in the universe. Or maybe you could use your bathtub. Ben? I don't really date people with kids, actually. It's kind of a red flag for me.

What? It's a red flag? Oh, is that why you hide yours? You think you're a red flag? What? You don't date people with kids. What kind of dad are you? I have enough of my own.

I don't need more on top of it. Oh, my God. I'm trying to get this guy out of here. That is not. There's no way. Too picky, man. I'm having trouble hiding these three. Imagine hiding seven. Oh, my God, Ben.

You're a mess. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Well, I think we all know who's going to be winning father of the year. Oh. That guy. Totally. You know, I'm going to say he doesn't have my vote. Really?

Shocking. Shocking What was it about him? I can't pinpoint it But I think I'm going to start with hiding your children Yeah, we all know he wouldn't show up to accept the award How is he saying that he is not dating people that have kids? I get it though

Once you have four children It's like, do I really want to add more onto this list of responsibilities that I have? What am I, building a colony here? So I don't necessarily blame him for turning down the date with the random girl he's never met before with three kids. But you should be upfront about your children. Yeah. Right? And it is a little bit of a strange double standard.

Oh my God. And his lie, his lie that he was trying to pull off, that it was the neighbor's children coming over to use his bathtub. How is that a better rule? That was actually the most disturbing part. I'm going to check showers from now on. Every man's house I go to. Good rule.

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