Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Spoiled Rotten

Episode Date: September 28, 2024

After one of our listeners met a man on a unique dating website she swears she CAN’T let him slip away! We’ll help her with a Second Date podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What the heck is that? You know where the guys in diapers lay on top of the giant eggs until they find their match? Yeah. No. Guys in diapers lay on top of the giant eggs until they find their match. But one of our listeners says they met a guy on an app where the male has to verify his income in order to join it. Oh, my God. We just talked about the credit score dating app not long ago. This is kind of the same thing. I've heard about an app like this.

There's a sugar baby app kind of like this. I think this is a little bit different than sugar babies. It is? I don't want to judge her, even though I'm sure Brooke already has 100%. But sometimes you want what you want. And it's admirable to go after it. So let's talk to her about it a little bit. Let's welcome Asha to the show.

Asha, how you doing? Hi. Hey, Asha. Can I ask, like, do you also have to verify your salary to be on the app? Or is it only, is this a one-sided? Can I ask, like, do you also have to verify your salary to be on the app? Or is it only, is this a one-sided? You never ask a woman how much money she makes. That's a very rude question.

Why would we be on that app? Actually, I feel like if we talked about it more, there wouldn't be such a gap. But okay, whatever. Asha, I apologize for that question. Let me ask you, why did, like, signing up for an app like that, why does it appeal to you? Well, I was in a long-distance relationship for for 10 years and i was the main breadwinner yeah so i was paying for all the things like flights vacations everything and it didn't work out so now you know i'm just reflecting and i'm like i want to take a step back and enjoy my life and i honestly i want to be pampered you know by somebody that has some means and i don't think

there's anything wrong with that okay i at all. I'm glad we heard from you because, you know, assuming always it's like, oh, you just probably want a guy to pay for everything. But you got it both. You deserve the other end. I'm rude for you. You deserve it. You are very passionate about this, Jose. It sounds like any guy on this app is okay with it.

They know what they're doing. Jose sounds like he has an account on this app already. I have been on these apps app already look I don't necessarily feel this way Asha but I do feel like maybe some people listening might think that you're not in it to find real love or like a true connection you're just in it for the easy comfort what would you say to people that tell you that I mean I've had that perspective I've been on the other side but now you know I'm a little older I know my worth and I mean, I've had that perspective. I've been on the other side, but now, you know, I'm a little older. I know my worth, and I feel like I deserve better. Okay.

Okay. Nice. So what's your range here? Like, do you put in, like, when you sign up for an app like this, you put in numbers of what you're looking for instead of height restrictions? Yeah. Yeah, basically, I mean, I don't know if I'm going to say the exact figure to you, but you could guess. Okay. I don't know if I'm going to say the exact figure to you, but you could guess.

People always generally say six figures. We're just going to assume it's in the eight figures and call it safe. Eight? That's 10 million. That would work for me. We're low-balling it. So tell us about this guy that you met on the app, though, because in your email you said his name is Clip? Yeah, it's Clip. It's short for Clipton. I thought it was Clippy from Microsoft Words, and no wonder he's Clip. It's short for Clipton. Clipton. I thought it was Clippy from Microsoft

Words, and no wonder he's a billionaire. No, it says in the email, Clip with a P. Clipton does sound like a rich guy's name, though. I will say. How did the initial conversation start? I'm assuming Clipton is the one who reached out to you first.

He did, yeah. He asked me about my favorite place in the world to watch the sunset i think because in my bio i put i have an unhealthy obsession with chasing sunsets oh i love that that is wow that is sweet that is sweet what's wrong with sunsets like a line chat like a line chat GPT gives you. Oh, that's why. How did you answer? What did you say? Oh, so he asked me and then I said Santorini.

Oh. Oh, in Greece? Wow. Yeah, I'm obsessed with Greece and the Greek islands. Okay. I don't think he liked my answer. Why? He didn't? Why not?

I've never been. I've just seen pictures. You know, it looks really beautiful. Oh. Well, you can't answer, like, my favorite place to watch sunsets is a place I've never been. I've just seen pictures. You know, it looks really beautiful. Oh. Well, you can't answer, like, my favorite place to watch sunsets is a place I've never been before. Yeah, because that's how you get taken there. I have dreams. I have big dreams.

I want to see the world. Wait, what did he say back? Why do you think he didn't like it? Maybe he thought, like, I wasn't on his level. Like what? Like, oh, you haven't been to Santorini? Yeah, exactly. Brooke, you would, like, nail it on this app, clearly.

So can I ask, like, we need to move forward. Have you met up with the guy yet? So we haven't met yet. We were just chatting online. We did exchange numbers. He asked me about if I'd feel okay about long distance. Oh, again? You just did that for a decade.

I know. Exactly. So I was like, I got i gotta be 100 honest with you like i don't want to waste your time but i'm really looking for someone to spoil me like i'm just being upfront about what i want okay okay well that's the right place to say that i mean that's bold you're putting it all on the table right there yeah so but then he didn't respond after that oh so i need your help this is weird because if he's on an app that's kind of like this that shouldn't deter him he'd be like yeah most people weird because if he's on an app that's kind of like this, that shouldn't deter him.

He'd be like, yeah, most people are. I mean, he's obviously like considering that you might be a possibility if he's asking, are you up for a long distance relationship? So, I mean, I guess I assume he's not in your same city. He's not, but I don't think that would really matter. And based on his profile, he travels a lot. So I don't think the dates would be all like set in one spot anyway. Can I ask, when we call him, have you talked to him on the phone before?

We haven't talked to him. We just exchanged numbers. I'm really trying to find like a generous guy who can give me like a fun lifestyle, but I need someone who's not a creep. He seems like a good dude though. Okay, Alexis, we get it.

I don't think you can tell he's not a creep by just texting him. I feel like we're shopping for a used car. It depends on the looks and the price range. Brooke, you just bought a brand new car. Well, I know, but this one feels like it's more of a used situation. Well, let's reach out to this used Honda and see if he's willing to give it a test drive with you in person. That sounds great. I really just want to get a real date on the books with him and see what he's all about. Okay, we'll try and set that up for you. We'll call him and get your second date update right after this. Second date update. It's funny, we don't usually do a lot of second date

updates where there was no actual date that happened oh yeah i know strangely no one protested in studio like they normally would if that was the case because you focus on the rich guy i kept the judgment in my head it was a pretty interesting conversation between two people on an exclusive app for income verified individuals and well said that's a good way to say sugar daddy from no that it's a than that. It is income verified, yes. Is it different than that though? It's not. For this case and purposes, it's classic.

Alright. From what I understood, our listener Asha had a flirty exchange with a man named Clip, short for Clipton. They discussed their favorite sunsets and she told him hers was Santorini, even though she's never actually been there. Yeah. The screensaver on her window's background, though, gorgeous. But it seems like the final straw for the guy, Clip, was when he asked her about doing a potential long-distance relationship, and she responded,

I'm going to be completely honest, I need a man to pamper me like no other. And that's kind of where things started to fall off. Which wasn't really a yes or a no. Yeah, I know. Well, we've learned that she's not really very good at answering questions directly. She kind of, you know, skirts around the outside. Yeah, that's a good point.

We all do know that she doesn't really want a long distance because she did long distance before. But he travels a lot. So she, you know, you're hoping that he just flies you to wherever he is, right? Yeah, totally. I mean, I got on the app because I was looking for somebody that had the means to travel. So I don't think it's weird that I brought it up. I don't think it's weird.

I want to go see the sunset in Greece. Oh, not at all, though. We all do. Let's call Clifton, though. Asha, you ready to do this? Yeah, I'm ready. All right, let's reel this fish in for you. Here we go.

Hello? Hi, we're looking for Clip or Clipton. Clippy? That's what I was calling him. Just Clipton. Who's this? Hi, we're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the I don't think that's what I was calling him. Just Cliff. Just Cliff. Who's this? Oh, hey. Hi. Hi.

We're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay. Oh, God. Great cell line. I'm just saying, his phone line even sounds rich. Okay, put Brooke's microphone off for a second, please. So, Cliff, we do this segment called A Second Date Update on our show, and I don't know if it airs in the city that you're at. We're a nationally syndicated show, by the way. We're the country, show and I don't know if it airs in the city that you're at we're nationally syndicated show by the way yeah you can

look us up online Brooke and Jeffrey were verified online worldwide why do I feel like I need to like verify myself to the rich guy he answered his own phone too too, by the way. Not a lot of rich guys answer their own phones. Are you still there? Sorry, you're still there. How can I help you guys?

Sorry. Time is money, Jeff. You're right. We're doing this segment trying to help out one of our listeners. It's like a dating segment. Normally, we would call people who have been on a date with this person before, but this is a little different because you've just exchanged numbers with this woman, and according to her, had a really nice conversation online.

Do you remember Asha? Yeah. Oh, you do? Okay. I was curious if we'd even remember who she was. That's good. We're just trying to help her get some answers because she's a little confused

now that the conversation has kind of died down. It's not moving forward. Yeah, she was really excited about you. Yeah, and she mentioned that you two were talking and thought maybe she turned you off by saying that she's looking for a guy to pamper her. That was the last thing that she says came up.

I don't mind doing that for someone I'm in love with, but that definitely wasn't my issue with Asha. I'm sorry. It was your issue that she asked that, or was not your issue? It wasn't my issue. Okay.

You're okay with pampering her. Well, I mean, if you're going to be on a rich guy app, you probably are going to expect that is the expectation. It'd be really funny, though. You put it in. You're like, I'm a millionaire. And some girl's like, ooh, you're rich. She's like, excuse me.

How dare you? How dare you get in my business? So what was the issue with Asha then? Like, I thought we had real potential until her last message came through. And then I realized she's into some things that I'm not necessarily into. Like what? Wait, what? Like Santorini?

Yeah, I'm into Mykonos. The sunset on Santorini came up. Is that what you're talking about? No. Listen, I'll open it up and read to you her message. It was pretty shocking. Oh, okay. Whoa.

Give me a sec. Yeah, sorry. Where is it? Okay. She said, I'm going to be 100% honest and truthful with you on what I want so we don't waste our time. I'm looking for someone to soil me. So right there, I'm like. Wait a minute.

Wait, hold on. Don't you think she just left the P out of that word? It means nothing so much different. I think she meant spoil. She said spoil. And there's some people that are into that kind of stuff, and that's just not for me. Like, some people are into kinks and everything,

and that's just really not me. Okay. Well, if you're not into fun, that's okay. But you have to choose. So you assume that versus the other one? This is a specialty site. A lot of these specialty sites have really weird people on them that have weird interests. I can see him really thinking that.

Maybe she did mean it. But why are we even explaining this to him when we can just have Asha explain it herself? She is on the other line right now wanting to talk to you, Cliff. Are you clean or soiled right now? Oh, she's laughing. I'm like so embarrassed. And ew. But come on.

I mean, obviously it was a typo. And then spoil me. Oh, my God. Say hi. Okay. Yeah, Cliff, there she is. That was her. Hey.

I can't believe I wrote that. I was babysitting at the time, so I guess my hands were full. Oh, you're a babysitter. You told me you were a cosmetics director. Cosmetics director? You could do both. Yeah, I do the makeup for my nieces for their elementary school plays. Oh.

I thought you were like. Wait, how did you have so much money in your last relationship? I thought you were a babysitting boy. Well, you so much money in your last relationship? I thought you were a member of MAC. Well, you're dealing with toddlers and little kids the whole time, so maybe you are kind of into soiling in a certain way. No, again, I meant to say foil with a P. I don't think I'm the first person to make a typo, guys. Can we please concentrate on the fact, Asha,

that you said makeup director and you're just helping out with the elementary school play? I didn't want to say anything. It is a job. I'm good at it. Do you get paid for it? Some of my parents donate to me

and they give me baked goods after a place. Oh. Hey. It's actually more than we make here at the radio station. Brooke has been begging

for a salary in cake and pie. They don't know that. You see like that's my issue with these sites. Like I'm trying to meet a high in cake and pie. They don't know that. You see, like, that's my issue with these sites. Like, I'm trying to meet a high-value woman. Oh, so everyone should be making money. Well, okay.

You're on the wrong site. Got it. It's not that they need to be making a ton of money, but, you know, just don't be dishonest about what they're doing. Yeah. Yeah, I can see that, too. It does feel dishonest, Asha.

Our cosmetics director could be anything. Okay, I mean, that's... The one app you shouldn't have to lie on is a sugar daddy app. It does feel dishonest, Asha. A cosmetics director could be anything. Okay. The one app you shouldn't have to lie on is a sugar daddy app. Keep the lies for Tinder. That's like people that are like, I'm an entrepreneur and I travel for work. It's like, you guys, it's like I volunteer as an assistant coach for Little League. I'm not going to put baseball coach as my job. Oh, head athletic director?

Wow, Brock. That's actually more respected than this job that we do but clip I think Asha brings a lot of value that's not necessarily through her job title or through any money like her value is in her personality and what she could offer to you as like a potential good relationship yeah it's a good sign that she helps kids. Yeah, and I look good in a bikini. You said that, Clifton. Oh. So clearly you're seeing a little bit of value

at least. I feel like we're really back on these sugar daddy sites. That's where we just went back to. Either way, we should try and bring these two together in person. You guys haven't even met up yet, and I know we can't offer a plane ticket for you guys to fly out and meet each other. Especially not private. But we can offer a gift card to a restaurant in one of your cities if you do get together.

I mean, I did have a good conversation with her. Like she said, she does look in a bikini, and we did get along except for the whole thing. And you know that she does not want you to soil her. We're being very clear. I think I understand that now. Yeah, I mean, why not? I'd be down for it. Why not?

Oh, my God. You bring up one bikini picture, and suddenly men have no strength anymore. Asha, you're a smart woman. Well done. You just got yourself a second date. Oh, work it, girl. I did woman. Well done. You just got yourself a second date. Work it, girl. I did it.

All right. Are you applauding yourself? Yeah, I am. I deserve it. Round of applause for the bikini pic. You do it, girl. All right. Brooke, come on. Clap.

Crazy. All right. I did it. There you go. Bikini photos. I just love a good bikini picture. We'll see you in Santorini. Oh, God.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late-night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.