Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: The Birthday Trick

Episode Date: September 4, 2024

One of our listeners managed to make a genuine connection with a woman, all because of one trick he’s been using for YEARS! Hear what it is in a new Second Date podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late-night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Second date update. Every guy wants to know the secret for how to meet gorgeous women every time you go out. Oh, okay, Jeff. Do we?

Are you that thirsty, Jeff? Yeah. Jeez. Everybody would want to know what that secret was. Oh, if there was a secret. Yeah. Hey, I'll find the gorgeous ladies, too. Where are we at?

It's actually really easy. Just be hot, rich, or foreign. Any one of those, preferably all three, but if you're just one, you shouldn't even have to try. Oh. Oh. You think it's that easy, huh? Well, the thing is, if you're not any of those, Alexis, don't say ew, don't worry.

There's still hope. Because one of our listeners says he figured out a simple trick that allows any man to easily meet the hottest girls at the club every night. Says it works for him, but apparently he might have to hang up his trick for good because he thinks he may have found a really, really special lady. That's cute. That's why he needs our help. So let's talk to Wes. Wes, welcome to the show, man. Hey, thanks for having me.

I love hearing these tricks from a guy perspective. Really? I'm always skeptical because it's like a club and there's tricks. That's why she's saying that. It feels shady. I'll probably hate on it, but i want to hear it okay and wes can you confirm you're not foreign hot or rich i mean i can't run out hot but you know what i'm saying i wouldn't say i'm on the rich side okay all right so this would work for anybody what's your secret you're going to share with us yeah yeah i'm gonna give a pointer out to folks. Okay. So this is the thing. You got to think psychology, right?

So I try and find a place where most women go. That's a good thing to do before you try to meet a woman. I like it so far. Where do most women go? Most women go to clubs. So you see a lot of women in clubs, right? Okay. Because they get in free.

Step one, go to the club. Okay. I think everyone's already doing step one. I don't know. If you can find a club that's all dudes, tell me, because I'll be there. Well, they're probably not into you, Brooke. It'd still be fun. Wes, you're smoother than I thought you would be.

So keep going. Now you're at the club. All right. So we're at the club. Got tons of women there. What do all women want? Money. Free drinks.

You? Free drinks. Yeah. But I thought you weren't rich, my man. I'm going there. I got you. Definitely not rich, but you got to give some kind of incentive. So what I do is I go to the bar.

Okay. I turn my back to the bartender, so I see all the women coming toward me. They're coming for me. So instead of me having to go and find them, approach them, they're coming towards me. I'm sorry, you block the bar well? Wait, coming towards you or are they just in line pushing the way to the front?

You're blocking everyone. In his mind, they're coming towards Mean that sounds funny, but I can see in like in a psychology way you're kind of tricking yourself into not being scared Okay, so it's working better on you than women so far But so how do you get the women to actually, like, engage with you and not push you out of the way to get to the bar?

Without having to buy 10 drinks. So this is the deal. I say that it's my birthday, and I ask them if they'd like to do a shot with me. Oh. Oh, a birthday shot. Birthday shot.

I mean, a shot means that your interaction with them is usually about 25 seconds long. Which a girl would say yes to, though, because that's perfect. Totally. I mean, that's. Which a girl would say yes to, though, because that's perfect. Totally. I mean, that's the opening line.

Maybe we get into a conversation, you know, usually try and give them some kind of compliment. Okay. Okay, so the trick is to lie to them and tell them it's your birthday. I mean, I'm a young old dude. You know what I'm saying?

Like, I do this everywhere I go. And, you know, it works. Like, 99% of the time it works. At least get a conversation going. Maybe that leads to a dance for a dance floor. Maybe that brings me over to the rest of the girlfriends. But once I'm in, I'm in. Okay.

That's funny. Who's the special one that you're in with? Yeah, you said you met a special girl using this tactic? Yeah, so I met this girl named Tina. She did the birthday shot with me. She started asking me what I'm doing for named Tina. She did the birthday shot with me. She started asking me what I'm doing for the weekend. I'm celebrating.

Learned a little bit about her. She learned a little bit about me. There was a vibe. We made out. Oh, wow. That's a tell. Is it, though? Again, you're at a club.

Like, what else do you do? Like, I mean, my club days are over, but, like, free shots and making out with randos on the dance floor. That basically summarizes my night. Yeah. Okay, Brooke, you're being kind of a hater on his game. I'm not trying to hate. I'm just saying it's not that much different than it used to be, Jeff. I think this is great.

It's working for you, clearly. You met this great girl, Tina, had a perfect connection with her. So how did that night end? It was a real authentic connection. Like I said, we made out, text a little bit the next day, try to plan something, but she stopped returning my text. Okay. Do you have any idea why?

I have no idea why. Like I said, I've been doing this for a while. I'm ready to meet the one. And I actually was genuinely interested in what she had to offer and what we talked about and whatnot. All right, well, we're going to give this all that we have. Right, Brooke? Oh, yeah.

I mean, true love at a club. You know how it goes. Actually, I'm rooting for you, man. Like, I think it's sweet that you met somebody that you think is really special. I just don't want you to be disappointed if she wasn't taking it as seriously as you were. And at least you have the trick. Even if she doesn't like you, you can, you got the icebreaker trick. She gave you her number.

That's a good sign. And she kissed you. Well, again, sorry, I forgot. That's not a big thing. Never mind.

I make out with a lot of women doing this. Like, yeah, that happens. But they're not a lot that I get into a good conversation and get a phone number with and like have a genuine vibe with like, you know, quick and easy is one thing,

but quality is something different she stands out oh wow well let's call this quality woman tina we'll come back and get you your second date update so you can retire this trick forever wow or at least till next friday whatever we're gonna do it right after this second date update it's not easy for the average guy to meet a woman nowadays on the apps or out in the wild. Yeah. You got to be sneaky and kind of smart about it. Like our listener, Wes. You don't surprise ladies by jumping up around a corner.

Tactical? Maybe that's a better word. Yeah, that is a lot better. Our listener, Wes, said he uses a trick. It's kind of a psychology hack when he goes out to the clubs where he puts his back to the bartender. So it looks like the women are approaching him instead of the bar. Come to me, my beautiful ladies. And when he sees one that meets his standards, just like a crouching tiger, he pounces and says, Hey, it's my birthday. You want to have a free shot to celebrate?

Okay. Yeah, I mean, the word free in there really helps that statement. And even though he's been using that trick for, who knows, maybe months or years. It sounds like years. He says he finally found a special lady named Tina who he could see having maybe more than just a dance floor make-out. Oh, he really likes her. He does. So, Brooke, how are we going to help him pull this off today?

Well, I don't think we're going to reveal that he's been trying a trick for years and that it finally worked on her. Yeah, that's probably good. That's a good point, unless Wes wants us to bring that up No no I got you Wes I got your back alright Another tactical move on our part How are you feeling right now Wes

I mean you know Like I said I'm at a point where I want to meet The one and I'm feeling a little vulnerable Right now so I need y'all to help I'm ready to get this going Well maybe this will help I want you to picture yourself With your back to a little vulnerable right now. So I need y'all to help. I'm ready to get this going. Okay. Well, maybe this will help. I want you to picture yourself with your back to a virtual bar right now. And let's pretend that it's your birthday today.

Yeah, yeah. You okay? He already chilled out a little bit. Let's call Tina here. We'll see if she picks up. Hopefully we can get some answers from her. Here we go. Hello?

Hey, is this Tina? Smooth, Jeff. No, that's what I was thinking. He's going to help our guy? I'm pushing Jeff aside to get to the bar. Hi, Tina. I had something in my throat. I was trying not to cough. Excuses. That's the bar. Sorry. Hi, Tina. Hi, Tina. I had something in my throat. I was trying not to cough.

Okay. Yeah, excuses. That's the truth. Sorry, Tina, are you there? Yeah, who is this? Sorry. It's a lot of us. Yeah, this is a radio show

called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. It's who? What is this? We're Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're a radio show. And you're on it right now on a segment called A Second Date Update.

Hey, which is awesome. She says. Okay. I hear the skepticism. So it's actually a really cool thing that we do where we try and help our listeners get back in touch with someone after they went on a date or they met out somewhere and had a really nice time together. And that was the case with you and a guy named Wes. Oh, Wes. Yeah.

Yeah. You met each other out at the bars one night and it was Wes's birthday. So you guys took like a celebratory shot together and ended up vibing and pretty much hanging out all night. He had a great time. Yeah. Well well i thought he was a good guy he was that moose kind of talker that i like and he dressed really nice and i like that yeah i know the type keep going good talkers good dressers i'm looking at one do you remember how this conversation started i don't know if you do know the type. We're talking to Tina right now.

All that sounds really positive. Yeah, what happened? Well, I've got friends that have had really bad experiences with guys. Like, you can never really tell what the deal is. You mean just women who date men? Yes. Yes. Seriously?

Yeah, that's what i mean so i went on facebook and i went to a page are we dating the same guy oh no not that jeez i've heard bad things about a little toxic i'd say i don't know if you can believe anything that's on there well for people that don't know what is that it's a facebook page that women go on and they post pictures of guys that other women should be suspect of oh no you don't know like you don't know if these women have been like jolted or you know there's a lot it's like my cousin cousin dated him and heard this or like and it's cruel like there's cruel stuff i see so so you're saying you went on there and saw Wes somewhere? Yes. His picture was on there and there were comments.

Oh, I took a shot with him on his birthday. Oh, the same thing. Yeah, the same exact thing. I guess he has more than one birthday. Oh, no. Isn't that amazing? Who can have more than one birthday? It's so cool. Impressive. Technology nowadays, am I right? No. Isn't that amazing? Who can have more than one birthday? It's so cool. Impressive. Yeah.

Technology nowadays, am I right? You didn't like that he was using that to meet you? Oh, hell no. I did not like that at all. You know, and I'm still going out to the clubs, but I certainly am looking for a long-term relationship. I don't have time for games. Well, so is Wes. Wes said that he wants a long-term thing, too. At least that's the worst thing that was said about him.

I've seen meaner stuff on there. Oh, I bet. And sometimes some people, like, they take their birthday and they stretch it out for, like, a whole week. Or a whole month. And it's like, my birthday month. Maybe that's what was going on. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know either.

The only way to find out is to have you actually talk to Wes about it. Oh, birthday treat. And wouldn't you know, he's listening right now on the other phone line waiting to talk to you. Oh, no. Oh, no. Hey, Tina. Oh, hi. Hi, Wes.

Hey. Hey. I didn't know you were on the other line. How are you doing? I mean, it's been a minute. Yeah, listen, I just had to look into

a little bit more, Wes, because you are a smooth-moving guy, you know? So I went on this page, and there are other women out there saying, oh, I had a birthday shot with him, too, like two months ago.

So you must have more than one birthday. I mean... Busted. It's happened to me. so you must have more than one birthday i mean busted it's happening there's the truth that's our other segment look i am at a point in my life where i am trying to change things i really enjoyed the time that we had i really did and i told that's what i told brooke and the crew that I enjoyed the time we had. And I was thinking there's other things that you don't know about me that I would like for you to get to know. I don't like putting my business out there like that, but I'm actually a wealthy guy. Oh, wait, no.

Come on. Hold on, Brooke. You told us you worked. Wait a second. Let's see where this goes. You're wealthy. I actually am doing well. I've got a car dealership that has been doing well and sometimes I do own two of them. Yes. How do you only sometimes own a car dealership Wes. He loans one and he owns the other one. Just tell her what you told us, that you met this amazing woman, that you had this connection that you've never had with anybody else before and that you're so excited about it.

Boo. Talk more about the car. Why can't both things be true? You know what? I don't know. Like, maybe I'm not at that place where I'm looking for a long term. Maybe I'm just looking for a guy who's got a buck or two and he's willing to take me out. Are you being sarcastic?

Are you saying that you don't believe him about the cars? You do. You know what I'm saying at this point is I don't care. If he's willing to take me out on a second date. Spend money on me and make out again. All he had to say was I'm rich and I sometimes own two car dealerships. I'm trying to understand where your mind is at. We don't need to understand anything.

We just need to go out. Let's go. Let's just see how things go. Giggling. Okay. I don't know how. He was already buying you free drinks. I don't understand.

Well, officially, we'd like to offer to send you two out on a date. Oh, this is perfect because it's his birthday in a couple days. Yeah. This is perfect. No, it comes up every month, Brooke. No. It's today. It's today.

Okay. Well, in honor of his birthday today, would you like to meet up with Wes one more time and we would pay for the date? Absolutely not. I just scammed him like he scammed me. Wait. Oh. Oh, my God.

I was like, that was really easy. What's going on here? I mean, did you not get it? Like I said, I'm rich. Nobody believes that. Just like every girl on that Facebook page. Oh, man. Why do I feel like his picture is getting posted a second time?

Yeah, so we get net worth underneath it. Yeah, on Forbes. That's where it's going to be. Oh, sorry, Wes. You just missed out on a billionaire. I'm really thrown right now. You know, like I said, it's not every day that I'm vulnerable and put myself out there and actually try and. Oh, thank you.

I think so. Bad things happen to good people. Let's just remember you weren't totally honest with her. Just because he wasn't rich at the start of the call and then he was rich by the end doesn't mean that he's not being honest, Brooke. The stock market fluctuates a lot, Brooke. Yes. $10 million can come and go into accounts all the time.

Now let's get off the phone before he loses. Yeah, I know. Do I owe three-collar dealerships right now? Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Wow. Was she a hundred times smarter than most of the people we have on this show or a thousand times smarter? You mean smarter than us because I totally fell for it.

Yeah, we all did. Because if I'm recapping what just happened, she knew about his little trick that he had been running at the bars. Yeah. And then once she figured out he was on the phone, instead of just turning him down, she had to mess with him and mess with him big time, mess with all of us.

Oh, my God. That was brutal. I mean, he was just trying to meet somebody. That's all he was Trying to do I mean he did lie A little bit Yeah I think she believed

The Facebook posts A little bit too intensely I need to know How many comments Were on it You know Was it a hundred people Saying it

Or like five That's true That's a good point Yeah so I mean I was so excited When she was saying Yes a little confused Sure but excited

And then we all Got crushed Yeah Looks like not all Internet fame is good fame. Oh, I never would have thought that. Weird. But you know what? We can always try and help you with your love life.

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