Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: The Good, the Bad and the Fugly

Episode Date: July 7, 2023

The woman in today’s Second Date says she waits 30 DAYS before meeting up with a guy for the second time. You’ll never believe her reasons why, but you can hear it in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Dating online right now is like being a contestant on a really stressful game show. At least that's how our listener Sean felt because he was challenged recently by the lady he's interested in and she gave him one simple but agonizing question to answer. If he got it right, there's a date and possibly a new car. If he got it wrong,

might never see her profile picture again and Steve Harvey would look at him in shame and disgust. I am intrigued by this new age of dating and I can't wait to hear what the question was. But first Sean, tell us about this mystery game show girl that you met. Who is she?

Her name is Janine and she is super hot. Of course she is. Super hot Janine. Yeah, you do have to be super hot. With really white teeth. Like, my do have to be super hot. You really do. With really white teeth. Like, my God, their teeth are so white.

And what was the question that Janine challenged you with? The question was country or rap. Which has to go? Country, obviously. What? Yeah, I think country's got to go. For sure, country. Okay. Oh, you're going with rap?

You're getting rid of rap? I mean, I don't want to get rid of either one if i'm being honest okay what did you say sean i said ditch country but that picture of you drinking champagne on the beach is the best picture on this app and i think that's what got her. Okay. It felt like you didn't transition well to that compliment. Country, but you're hot. Not really playing by the rules there.

What did she say? She said that I failed the main question. See, that's the thing. Girls love country music. But I got bonus points for appreciating her pitch. Okay. Okay. So you got somewhere.

Smart to slip a compliment in there. Uh-huh. And so what'd you guys end up doing? You know, I ended up kind of going back and forth, like, within the app. I joked about zooming in on the picture. And she was like, oh, what are you, you know, like, perving out on me? I was like, no, I'm zooming in to see what kind of champagne you're drinking i want to know if you're drinking the classy stuff you know okay nice also i know your swimsuit size now i saw

but what did you end up doing for your date like did you take her on a long drive down a country road if she's a country girl. With the champagne of her choice? Yeah. Rent a pickup truck for the day? I took her on a very short drive to a restaurant. Okay. Country bar? Not her vibe.

Yeah. What type of restaurant? It was an Asian sushi buffet kind of restaurant. Oh, yeah. Couldn't be less country than Asian sushi buffet. You walk in, they're like, which country? That's still so good. That's so delicious.

How was it? I mean, I always think sushi is a sexy date. It is. Yeah, it was great. And it was one of these places that's kind of adjoining like a shopping center, like a kind of mall type area. That made it not hot. I took her to a strip mall. like a shopping center, like a kind of mall type area. Okay. That made it not hot. This is tanking in front of our eyes, but don't give him that.

There's high end malls that have like high end. Yeah. I mean, give us some highlights here from the day. What are some good things that happened at sushi? Well, it was good. Sushi was like pretty high end And we had a great conversation. And the best thing about that location is being close to a shopping center is you have the opportunity to extend your date. Oh. Oh, do you want to go...

Build a bear together? I think that I'd like that. That's pretty cute. I was going to say... We know your age, Alexis. It's not shocking at all. You could put a little cowboy hat on him, a little vest and boots. Oh, that That's pretty cute. I was going to say, we know your age, Alexis. It's not shocking at all. You could put a little cowboy hat on and a little vest and boots. Oh, that'd be so cute.

A little sushi roll in your hand. It's actually good. And then you'd have a little teddy bear to remember you. That is really cute. I'm going to do this. Is that what you did, Sean? We actually, she had a high school reunion coming up, so she wanted to try on some clothes for that.

So we went over to a department store, and she tried on a bunch of stuff and showed it to me, and I got to put my input in there, and it was cute. It was fun. That's how you know she's hot, though, because I wouldn't try on clothes in front of a guy. They can look so bad, you know? It is like a couple thing to do.

She's literally going to ask you, do I look fat in this? You have to be prepared for that. Yeah, I don't know. As a guy, that doesn't sound very fun to me to watch women put on a bunch of different outfits. But how was it for you, Sean? It was fun. I think we really hit it off.

And at the end of the day, she said, hey, let's hang again soon. And we kissed. You did? Yeah. She initiated a kiss. Oh, wow. She initiated a kiss? Well, it was mutual.

But still. How are you on the phone with us and not just out on a date with her? I don't know. I asked her when she was free, and she said, a month from now. Whoa. Was she going out of town or something? I don't know. I thought she was joking.

I laughed, and then she didn't laugh. And I said, are you joking? She said, no, I'm just super busy, but I want to see you. Oh. I want to see you in 31 days. Yeah. That's so long. Very specific, but.

It seems like a red flag. Like, what's going through your mind when you hear that, Sean? She's dating other people, which is okay. Yeah, I mean, that's obvious, right? Or is maybe already in a relationship with somebody. That's what I was thinking, Jeffrey. He goes out of town. That's what I was going to say, yeah.

All right. So has it been a month since that date happened and now we're reaching out? It's been closer to a week. But, you know, I'm not going to wait a whole month for her. Oh, yeah. Rap boy doesn't play by the rules. He just waits a week and then calls that country girl. I mean, you just say in rap boy shows that you don't listen to a lot of rap.

Hi, my name's Rap Boy. Hey. Young Jeffrey's about to drop the mic stick to the mouth that's what you're doing

put a straw in your mouth we're just gonna play a song an old school song and then we'll come back we'll call Janine

for you and try and get you a second date alright alright hold on second date update all right? All right. All right, hold on, man. Second date update. Yo.

No. Yo. What the heck? Yeah, this is Lil Rap Boy. I'm on the mic because hip-hop music is the stuff I like. Country is whack, yeah, it makes me yawn. I'd rather do more sushi with my homeboy, Sean.

Yeah, I said boy, F's B-O-Y. Like, wiki, wiki, why are you? Sean's my guy. Yeah, boy. Let's go. Sean, you take verse two. Go ahead. Sean?

Silent but deadly, Sean's over there. Do you not have any verses? Do you have any bars, Sean? I don't know if I'm going to top that. That was incredible. That's a good answer. Little rap boys at the top of his game, yo. I don't know.

That might be switching to country. You don't know what is going on. We're talking to Sean, who's a big fan of rap music over country music. But anyway, he recently went out with a girl that he met online named janine they went to mall sushi together and don't say it like that he said it was a nice place it was a nice small sushi restaurant a classy one he even went with her to the mall and helped her pick out an outfit for her high school reunion that was coming up but afterwards even though it ended with a date she said we need to wait at least a month before we see each other again, which is weird.

It ended with a kiss. I know. Yeah. Is that what I said? No, it was a date was what you said. Oh, okay. I knew what you meant. That's what I meant.

I just didn't know if everybody else did. I'm still in that, you know, rap mode. Hardcore rap. Yeah, okay. But anyway, he's not waiting the full month. He wants us to call just a week after that date to figure out why does he have to wait so long? I don't know. Maybe there's like a waiting period.. She's like the DMV you have to take a number and Come on, she's got options man. And Sean you think that maybe the reason is that she could already be involved with somebody else

Yeah, it could even be something serious if it's that long Was she pregnant maybe she's about to get pregnant she wants to wait you better not be eating sushi if she's pregnant yeah that's a good point you can get the fried stuff we're just gonna assume that she's not pregnant and we're gonna call her and see what she has to say why does sean have to wait a full month to go out with her i'm a dollar number right Here we go. Hello. Hey, is this Janine? Yes.

Yo, Janine, what's up? She likes country boys. Oh, that's right. What's up, y'all? Howdy. Howdy. Hi, Janine. Hi. Hey, this is Jeff and company.

All of us. From the morning show, Brooke and Jeffrey from the morning show brooke and jeffrey in the morning okay yeah morning radio show and we're calling because we have some questions for you about one of our listeners that you went out on a date with the other day sorry it's weird. It's a little weird. I understand that, but we're reaching out on behalf of our boy, Sean. Remember Sean? Yeah. Yeah. So we've, we heard a little bit about your date and it sounded good on our end, but he told us that afterwards you said that he had to wait a whole month before he was allowed to see you again? Yes, I did. Okay. So, I mean, pretty long. From my perspective, that just means you are not, like, you're putting it off?

Like, why? I mean, if you like somebody, you find time. Unless you're going out of town. No, I'm not going out of town. I do want to see him again we uh we thought that maybe there's a chance you could already be in a relationship is that what's going on no no no it's not anything like that now okay okay but i mean you do sound hesitant to talk about it with us it's just it's it's a little it's a little awkward.

I'm not sure how to put it. We love awkward. Yeah, we do. And listen, I mean, you've got a guy that it sounds like you like, but he feels like it's not being reciprocated. I mean, you've got to give him more than just wait a month. I don't know that he'll stick around. I mean, we're here to try and help you, Janine. Yeah.

It's just, I don't know. I don't know what he told you or anything, but I have a high school reunion coming up soon. And I was just waiting to see him until after that was done. I don't understand. Why do you have to wait until after the reunion? You could bring him to the reunion. Yeah, he could even come with you as your date. Right, but that's kind of a thing.

What? I'll put it this way. He's totally boyfriend material. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. But I don't know if he's, like, material that I would bring to a big event where I know a lot of people.

Does that make sense? Are you embarrassed of him? You can tell us. You go to your high school reunion and you kind of want to show off a little bit, right? Like, oh, look at me. I'm doing so well. I just don't know if he's like arm candy. Oh, look at me. I'm doing so well. I just don't know if he's like

arm candy. Oh, wait a minute. He's not show-offable. But you're attracted to him. I am. Like, he's fine looking. Fine. Ouch. So he's boyfriend material personality-wise. You're saying

you find him in the middle of the magazine just not on the cover. And you want to bring a cover boy it's like one of those people their personality makes them way more attractive yeah why would that matter at your reunion like i said you kind of want to go and show off a little bit of these things i feel like that's the point of them i'm just afraid if we start dating he would expect to be invited and like how do I tell him like oh you're not attractive enough to go with me to this thing like you can't think I could think of a great

way that you can tell him that this is hurting me Jeffrey already did tell him that because he's listening right now what yeah you don't need to worry about inviting me to this thing. Don't worry.

Your prom king's on the line. Okay. Yeah, sorry, that's how this works. We have them waiting on the other line so they could hear the reason. Oh, I wish I would have known that before I said anything.

Most people do. Hey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I knew that would sound bad, and that's why I didn't say anything to you about it. I do like you. I do want to see you again. I mean, do you kind of understand where I'm coming from, maybe, that I would want to bring someone else? No, not at all.

You put on a real performance for me the other night. It feels like, like, and you know, I don't know why you would assume that I would want to go to your high school reunion anyway. Like I don't want to high school reunions suck. I don't, I didn't even want to go to mine.

So why would I want to go to yours? You know, I'm not being arm candy. Like I'm not trying to be arm candy. That's not what I'm about, so... Yeah. Oh. I think this whole thing got, like, oh, it got really weird.

Sean, are you really over it? I mean, she didn't mean to hurt your feelings. She's being superficial. We all know the pressure that, like, a reunion can bring around, right? Especially if you're a dork like me in high school. Like, you want to show up looking cool. I don't know. Why are we talking about

you being a loser in high school now? I understand her, like, desire to want to do that. I don't think that it's the right thing to do, but I get it. You're basically calling Sean a dork in a roundhouse type of way. I'm saying she must have used to been a dork

if she has to impress them with her hot... Okay, now you're calling both people on the line a dork. Look, a dork doesn't want to show up with an Ugga. That's what Brooke is trying to say, right? Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying. But I'm saying it shouldn't matter. It won't matter in the end. Like, you guys vibed.

You kissed. You had a great time. Okay, enough, Brooke. You're tanking this whole thing. Sean. You're becoming a dork again, Brooke. Sean, this whole thing is about you and helping you out. How do you feel in this moment? I'm out. Like, I understand we put her on the spot, but she just torched my ego, and I don't need

that in my life, you know? I also don't. I'm not interested in being arm candy. Like, I'm a good dude i rock right you know what we're gonna do sean i'm not even gonna ask janine to get a second date wow i'm sorry that that happened man can you hook me up with a second date with somebody else because i i do have other matches hey all right that sounds Sean. Call us back when they ditch you. Coming up. I mean, it is what the segment is.

I didn't mean it as a diss. That's just truth. Hey, little rat boys got dissed. That's right. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Our text board's flooding with people right now who want to be Sean's arm candy at the reunion. Oh, my God. Oh, yes.

Please, can we set him up? I'm going to pass along these phone numbers and I guess he'll have to sort out who's going to be hot enough to make her jealous. Again, Alexis brings up a good point. They both never went to that high school. You just wander in. You just say that your name, I don't know, Michael.

Be a Michael. There's like 8,000 Michaels in every high school. There's a million of the conversations that's like, hey, you. How you doing? You look familiar. Bigger picture here. You know what I really liked is how our community rallies around somebody like Sean. I mean, we do a charity drive for needy cats.

Nobody shows up. A revenge call for some uggo basically had to get an extra security guard at the door because there's so many volunteers. We love a good uggo story. We do. And I love our listeners. Remember, you can always hear our Second Date Update podcast, which are now up on our YouTube, at Brooke and Jeffrey. You also check out our TikTok, our Instagram, our Facebook, and anywhere you get your podcasts, at Brooke and Jeffrey. Just so you know, each account has a lot different content.

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