Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Todd The Bod (#9)

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

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we're doing a countdown of the top 10 second date updates. Oh, man. I think this is so fun, and I love to see people's comments on Spotify because that's the only platform that you can comment on very good. But I love to see what you think the next one's going to be. Follow and subscribe so you don't miss any of our second dates, and let us know in the comments which ones you think should be ranked. Today we're doing number nine which is titled Todd the Bod. I mean the title says it all, doesn't it?

Yeah with a nickname like that he must just be a great guy. Let's listen in your number nine second date update. Second date update. Not too long ago, Brooke taught me a very valuable lesson on etiquette. Okay, what was it? She taught me that when you go to a party, the number one rule is do not show up on time. Yeah, totally. Because that makes you look lame. It does. Well, not just that, but like the host, like I'm always running late.

Like I hate when people get there. You don't want people there right away. No. I haven't finished throwing everything in the closet before you got to my house. You need to show up late. 30 minutes, an hour, that's good. So I'm assuming the same rule applies to a first date. No.

Don't show up on time or else you'll look like some desperate loser who has absolutely nothing going on. See, this is why you don't get social etiquette. And that's why one of our listeners, Todd, lives by Brooke's motto. Oh, no, Todd. Because he was not on time, and translation, he cool. No, that's not it. What's up, cool Todd? Hey, hey, hey, what's happening?

Wait, are you remorseful that you were late, Todd? A little bit, but you're not. That's right. Cool people aren't remorseful, Brooke. Oh, yeah. I had another beautiful attendee at my residence, if you know what I mean. Oh.

It's over. Oh, wow. Wait, you double booked yourself for the same night? I mean, bold move, friend. Sounds to me like he had a holdover from the night before. Oh, is that what it was? I just kind of got a little lost in the sauce, and I just lost track of time. But you know what?

This is not about that, okay? Yeah. I mean, it could be if that's the reason you gave your date, that you were late. Did you say that to her, Todd? No. Did you say that to her? No.

I don't even know her name yet, Todd. Who are we talking about? The beautiful Monica. Oh, my God. Monica. Beautiful Monica. Now, listen. Was I remorseful? The beautiful Monica. Oh, my God. Monica. Beautiful Monica. Now, listen. Was I remorseful?

Just a tad. When I got there and I saw how beautiful she was. This is the lady that you're on time for, okay? Okay. But you weren't. The ugly people you're not on time for. So how late did you show up to Monica's date? I'm going to say about 45 minutes late.

Oh, dude, you're lucky she was still there. It's under an hour. It's forgivable. No, it's date. I'm going to say about 45 minutes later. Oh, dude, you're lucky she was still there. It's under an hour. It's forgivable. You can blame it on traffic at least. You have the worst standards, bro. That was one of the excuses that I threw out there. You know, some family issues, different things, you know. Whatever sticks.

Where were you meeting Monica? I don't really want to disclose that, but I did meet her on Tinder. Why don't you want to say where you were meeting? You don't have to say the exact name of the place, but a general business. We went there for brunch. A restaurant. Yeah, let's do that. A restaurant.

Let's do that. Okay. I just don't want to give out too many details. In the event that this doesn't go well, my know, my other 10D, she's still fine, okay? I just want to make sure we're keeping everything in line here, all right? All right, you got the first girl on backup, just in case the second date doesn't work out. Just in case. You know how it is, right?

Yeah, sure. Well, let's focus on Monica, though. Tell us about how brunch went. This already is not going well. Well, you know, it was great. I mean, we had some conversations, a little bit about life, but I just wanted to tell her about my truck. Oh, God.

My truck is red, beautiful rims. The interior is leather, right? Nice. I don't know if I'm into this. How many wheels on that truck? There's four of them. Whoa. You think he has an 18-wheeler?

Lana's got all four of them. Dude, red. I understand these guys are kind of like, you know, letting you talk about the truck. But was Monica interested in that at all? No, not at all. I'm glad you're aware. We did get to the fact that not only is she beautiful, but she has artistic skills. She's an interior designer.

Oh, you finally asked her about herself. Good job. I mean, well, I didn't really ask. She told me about it. Oh, you finally asked her about herself. Good job. That's always good. I love it. I mean, well, I didn't really ask. She told me about it. Oh, yeah. Wow. Women always trying to like talk at you. Just wanted to ask him. So I suggested, listen, you do interior decorating.

My apartment needs some interior decoration. So you made her work. So you wanted to get free work out of her. Listen, I thought that that was interesting. Well, if she's truly passionate about what she does, she'd probably enjoy doing that for you. What did she say? Did she do it?

Well, she did come through and take a look, which was to my surprise. Well, not really, because they call me Todd the Bod, right? This is what I do. The Bod? surprised well not really because they call me todd the bod right this is what i did i'm guessing the first girl was already gone by that time or was she hiding somewhere so why do you think i was 45 minutes late brother i had to make sure everything was clear just in case something like this happened all right todd with the bod also has a brain it's good what was monica's reaction when she walked into your apartment well i did see her eyes open up a little bit to see how clean it was you know i don't know what kind of guy she deals with but i didn't know that my lazy boy chair that i love so much she

didn't really take that too well i didn't like that well i mean you're asking for an interior designer right not a comfort expert yeah well she needs to know where these things belong okay this is really like a part of me i've had it since college right so you wait okay so you went ahead and argued with her about her opinion on what you should have in your apartment after no no no no i didn't do any argument i just really wanted her to get the experience of the lazy boy so i had to sit down you know, I got a little close and wanted to see where things would go. But she wasn't with us. She kept it professional, right?

Is it my understanding that you tried to put the moves on her while she was in the Lazy Boy? Yeah, and those moves usually work. You know, the Lazy Boy, when I lean it back, right? Yeah. I can see it. After that, she just kind of got up and left. And I'm like, what? What happened? Bro, after telling your story, do you

feel like maybe you didn't spend enough attention on her? I mean, I asked her about her hair and nails. Why have a personality when we have hair and nails? Thank you. Thank you for saying that, Brooke. Yeah. Finally. It's nice that you actually did.

It's a real cutting. Wow. Yeah. All right. So you like her, though. You want to go out with her more than once. Yeah. I thought she was beautiful.

Okay. Okay. You have to have more than just you're pretty to have chemistry with somebody, brother. You have to be able to back and forth. We talked and she does great work. She showed me her Instagram with the design stuff. And remember, this segment isn't about setting up lifelong loves. It's about getting a second date.

Good point, Jeff. That's all that we're trying to do. I'd love to have lifelong love with her, I'll tell you that. Yeah. In the back of your truck even, maybe. So let's see what we can do for you. In the front even, too. The big truck.

Let's put the lazy boy in that bed and really go to work. We're going to come back and we'll call Monica and get you your second date update. Alright, Todd the Bod? Let's do it. Second date update. Big trucks, hearty brunch,

and lazy boys that recline all the way back. That's the ideal first date for a guy, for sure. Okay. But not sure how the ladies would feel about something like that. I mean... We didn't ask. We were just saying, not sure.

Yeah. That's how our... I mean, I think that's the point. You didn't ask Monica either. He didn't anyway. Well, that is how our listener Todd the Bod rolled during his first date with Monica thing is he is man enough to admit mistakes were made yeah did he actually say that I don't know if I heard that I thought

he said he was like a little bit regretful about having the other woman at his house before she showed up that's a big ask for a man to admit that he's a little bit regret give him some credit he's also man enough to have a radio show help him out with his dating life. Brooke, is there anything else that you want to tell Todd before we call Monica here? You know, Todd, you say that you are really interested in her. She is a beautiful woman. It just feels like maybe you need to be more in tune with her needs. Or even ask a question.

Yeah, sure, Alexis. That could be a good start. Can you do that, you think, Todd? Sorry, Todd. I didn't mean this to be more in tune with her needs. Or even ask a question. Yeah, sure, Alexis. That could be a good start. Can you do that, you think, Todd? Sorry, Todd. I didn't mean this to be an intervention. Yeah. We're just trying to help you. Any attention from the ladies is good. You know, I mean, I take the coaching ladies. I appreciate that. Okay. So you think... I like

that. Somebody who can listen to some constructive criticism. That's good. This is a good step. Just for a few minutes, though. You guys go on and on seriously let's wrap this up all right let's wrap it up and let's call monica and see what she has to say try and get your second date you ready todd let's do it all right here we go Hello? Hey, is this Monica? Is this Monica? Sorry to lean back and relax a little bit.

Is this Monica? Are you in your lazy chair? Are you trying to be more manly right now? Just trying to play it cool. You're like man spreading on your chair over there. Hi, Monica. She can't see you, bro. Hi. What's going on? You're on the coolestreading on your chair over there. Hi, Monica. She can't see you, bro. Hi.

What's going on? You're on the coolest radio show in town. Wow, that makes us sound good. That was so great. Get me out of here. You know what show that would be, Monica? Don't make her answer. Hi.

I have no clue, and I'm a little nervous. She's playing it coy. I feel you, Monica, but you're on with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning right now. What are you doing? Okay. Hi, guys. What's going on?

Drop the mic on that one. Okay. Hi, Monica. We just have some questions for you if you have some time. Question one. How do you feel about trucks? Oh, my gosh.

They're fine. Okay. Question two. At least she's in a good mood. How do you feel about one of our listeners, Todd, who you ran out on a date with recently? Oh, sweet Todd. You called him sweet? That would never be an adjective I'd attach.

Poor Todd. Poor Todd. Okay. That sounds better. We're doing something with him called a second date update, and he's trying to figure out why you two haven't reconnected for a second date. There were so many things. The date was okay.

There were some really good sweet things, you know, like he pulled out the chair. Okay. He's too chivalrous for you. But he was late He was super late For the date and I waited for a really long time I can't believe you were waiting that long Did you think in that 45 minutes

That he ditched you? Absolutely I just was like well I'm just going to have a drink at the bar Or whatever I might start my afternoon off right after being stood up Is what I thought Todd did mention to us That he was really late I start my afternoon off right after being stood up is what I thought. Okay. Well, and Todd did mention to us that he was really late,

and he says he feels very, very remorseful about that. Did he? Well, let's just tell him. And he did at the time. I mean, I'm an interior designer. I can't be late to jobs. Right. And because of that, that carries into all my days. So I'm never late for anything.

But I still went for it and was like let me give him the benefit of the doubt and it sounds like it must have been pretty good because the two of you ended up back at his place do people always ask you for help when you tell them you're an interior designer they do and I don't mind offering up help for that like it's it's a gift right okay I have an eye for it like it okay i don't mind sharing so when he said oh i have i got my apartment needs to be redecorated like i was weary because you know guys will say that and just want to get you to the house so i was like let me go and give him the benefit of the doubt that's interesting i don't know why you would do that but okay you know i i definitely

didn't it definitely changed once I got there. Okay. I think that's what we're all most interested in. Like, what was it about being at his place that kind of turned you off, if you were turned off? Well, it was fine. He was showing me the rooms and talking about the things he wanted to do, and they changed in the rooms. And then he started talking about his Lazy Boy chair.

And I was like, okay, I'm not a fan of lazy boys. But he was like, do you like it? And I was like, sure, it's nice. I didn't want to offend him. And then he started petting my hair. Petting you? And he was like, I bet you do. And it started getting really creepy.

Well, you said for yourself, right? Like 30 seconds ago that this is what you knew was going to happen, but you wanted to do some benefit of the doubt thing. Yes. And I mean, I didn't feel unsafe. I kind of just like awkwardly got up and like trying to get myself some space. And then he started talking about how he needs a new roommate. And I was like, if you ever need one, if you need a roommate,

I'm looking for a new one. And at that point, I was like, you know what? I have some things I got to do. And I left. So it sounds like you were attracted to Todd. You liked Todd. It just got too intense. Too much, too soon.

Yeah, too much. Oh, well, I don't want to. I hope you can handle just a little bit more because hot Todd with a bod is actually on the other line right now and wants to talk to you. Oh, no. You didn't say anything mean. Hey, Monica. My love, how are you doing? My love.

Oh, my love. She just said it was too much, Todd. Don't come in with her. My love. Hey, how are it was too much, Todd. Don't come in with her. My love. Hey, how you doing? Hi, Todd. Love hearing that sweet little voice of yours. But I did overhear something.

The voice is great, Todd. Were you hearing the words that was coming from the voice? I mean, it's just sweet music every time she speaks, so yes. You know, I'm going gonna have to just say this is i thought that me ignoring your phone calls and texts was enough for you to get the point like it did not go well no that's not what this is not no no you just needed to refresh You know No It seems like you're one of those guys as well You don't take no for an answer Well you know I think the chemistry

That we had you know you came over Yeah the chemistry was misread Monica baby Baby Oh Monica I don't know what's going on here I'm calling to let you know. You have to understand when you have a great opportunity here.

Listen, Todd, the bot, might I add. Are you selling a truck or are you selling yourself? I have no idea what's happening. How many guys do you meet that have such a great interior like that? I mean, like, I got my initials in the headrest, right? Oh, my God. Todd. When I put it in there, right?

That is pretty cool, though. Initials in the headrest. Monica, you don't want to look back on this with regret. I am already regretting answering and staying on this phone call, y'all. I don't blame you. Monica, I mean, why? All right, Todd. Todd, listen.

Todd, we need you to take a break. We need you to... Todd? I'm done with you. Why? Todd, we need you to take a break. Todd, we need you to take a break from talking and just listen for a second, okay? I need to ask Monica, would you like to go out with

Todd for a once in a life... Hold on, Todd. Hold on, Todd. Monica, I want you to picture yourself leaning slowly back in a very comfortable Lazy Boy. Very nice. All right.

And having the best night of your life with Todd. Never. Do you understand that, Todd? Monica, babe, we can get through this. This is a hit or miss. Oh, my God. Stop, Todd. Stop. Your number is going to be blocked on my phone.

Please do not call me again. Monica, these people get up too early in the morning. They're not really in their right mind. So, Monica, it's sounding to me like Monica just missed out on another date with the world's most interesting man. Is that what it sounds like to you? That's how we're going to spin it today. If your truck is the most interesting part of you, I don't think that you can call it. No, his lazy boy is the most interesting part of me.

Oh, sorry. I don't really think that was funny, guys. I don't agree with that. It didn't work out for you this time, Todd, but maybe next time. Hey, and you always have the first girl. That's right. Still on the burner, brother. Hey, guys, I mean, where's the bro code?

Is there any bro code? I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. After you brought it up, I thought it was cool. Well, let me get out of here. You're right, Todd. You know what? This was my bad.

Yeah, Jeff. That was my fault. I'm sorry. Hang your head in shame. That second date update made me think of, you know that famous saying, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. It's a terrible saying for this, Jeff. Todd added like 1,800 tries after the first three. Try and try and try.

I love our listeners. Todd, I don and try. I love our listeners. Todd, I don't know. I don't know. Even I like hot jerks, but no. I just think he's a listener in general. He just is a talker. That's a good point. We just play in the background

and he has no idea what we're saying. He's just like, I love these guys. But there is something to be said about a man who knows what he wants. Why are you still trying to stick up for him? I don't know.

Todd obviously does have some work to do on himself. Yes. If he could just shut up for two seconds, he might actually learn something. I mean,

maybe there's a woman who doesn't like to talk that will find him. Well, there was a girl with him the night before. Yeah. I don't think they were talking. So maybe that's where the secret lies for Todd.

Just get right to business. But if you ever want to get a second date update, remember, you can always email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back. Find all the second date updates on our podcast. Yeah. Just search Brooke and Jeffrey on like Spotify, Apple Podcasts, wherever you do it. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

We're so done with new year, new you. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want.

And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives

you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow the Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. $1.4 billion in NFL quarterback contracts. The untold stories behind the biggest deals in football history.

I'm AJ Stevens, Vice President of Client Strategy at Athletes First. Introducing the Athletes First Family Podcast, the quarterback series. My co-host Brian Murphy, Athletes First CEO, and I are sitting down with the agents who have negotiated contracts for Justin Herbert, Deshaun Watson, Dak Prescott, Tua Tugnavailoa, and Jordan Love. Listen to Athletes First Family Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Did you know that 70% of people get hired at companies where they already have a connection?

I'm Andrew Seaman, LinkedIn's Editor-at-Large for Jobs and Career Development. And on my podcast, Get Hired, I bring you all the information you need to, well, get hired. Landing a job may be tough, but Get Hired is here for you every step of the way with advice on resumes, networking, negotiation, and so much more. Listen to Get Hired with Andrew Seaman on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you like to listen.