Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update UPDATE: He Bought Me A Star

Episode Date: July 9, 2026

We’re bringing back a HIGHLY REQUESTED couple that have been on our show before, to get all the out-of-this-world details of what’s happened since they last talked with us. It’s a sp...ecial Second Date Update UPDATE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's up, fam, it's sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up y'all? It's your girl, Sam J. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together. We're breaking down the biggest headlines, the viral moments, and the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. From game-changing performances to culture-shifting conversations, we'll give you our takes, our debates, and a few laughs along the way.
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Starting point is 00:00:52 Search Joy 101 and listen now. Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby is presented by CVS. It just came out. Jeremy, what did you just do? You just sit yourself up for failure. I've never heard you tell this story. I've never told this story. This must have been tucked deep, deep in the Jeremy Lynn file.
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Starting point is 00:02:24 I don't know. Listen to Skyline Drive, How to Live Forever on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, we're going to give you an update update today. Remember, that is not a typo from Alexis. Not this time. No, in the title. But what that is is we'll play you the original episode
Starting point is 00:02:43 that our couple was on with us. And then they're going to come back for a part three. Again, we're sorry about the commercials. We've got to pay for the show somehow. But we're going to come back with a part three and get an update of what's happened since. So that's coming up in just a second. But first, we need to reflect.
Starting point is 00:02:59 We need to do a little reflection about our awkward Tuesday phone call this week. Yes, the 40th birthday blunder, for those of you who listened, with the sister that, I'm just going to say, she just sucked. If you read the comments, overall consensus, everyone agreed. She did. She's telling she was jealous of her brother or something. God, it was awful. Yeah. Like, I can't even imagine feeling that way about my sibling.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Yeah. And everybody was on board to throw him a party. Oh. We got Beardo saying, hey, all come to his party. Or let's do an online party. Brooke and Jeffries 40th Zoom party for Malcolm. Yes, let's go. I'll go to your party, bro.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Okay, we're going to share all these comments with Malcolm and see if he's interested. Yes, absolute legend, one of a kind. People love them. All right, now read all the positive ones about the sister. Disgusting human, can I be counted as nice? Better than the other ones. It doesn't have a cussword in it.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Yeah, it doesn't. So there you go. All right, let us know what you think about this episode. Brand new one starts right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. I feel like we always debate this every couple months or so. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Are flowers okay to bring on a first date? Is it too cute? Or just looking at Alexis's face right now, is it a major ick? I just think it shows age. I think the older you are, it's okay. Wow. I don't know. So young is not buying flowers.
Starting point is 00:04:22 No, high schoolers are like older. Oh, my God. Yeah. Okay. High schoolers are above 30. I think it's okay. Huh. Does that offend you, Brooke?
Starting point is 00:04:30 No, I think it depends on the type of flower, is what I was thinking. Oh, good point, too. You don't want to get 12 roses. No. Like, that's, whoa. Wow. That's too romantic. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Once every hundred years. The stinky one? Yeah, the smelly. Yeah. A special flower room. Jose, you pro flowers on a first date? I am, but I think one. I think it's safe to bring one single flower.
Starting point is 00:04:49 That you pick from somebody's yard on the way over. Yeah. A key. That's very key. It's fresh. As long as it's semi-alive. And I always. And I only ask because one of our listeners, Sarah, says she got a gift on her first date better than flowers.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Oh. Ooh, there are gifts better than flowers. What is it? According to her and she can't let it go. Sarah, welcome to the show and tell us, what's the name of the guy you met and when was your first date? So his name is Paul and our date happened about a month ago. Whoa, that's a long time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Why did you wait so long to reach out to us if you're having issues getting a whole of them? Well, I don't know. I was just hopeful he would reach back out to me, and he just hasn't. You're saying he hasn't been in contact that entire stretch for the whole month? Yeah, after I thanked him for the date. He responded with a couple of texts, like, it was my pleasure for the prettiest girl in the world. Oh, my God. Alexis has an issue with that statement.
Starting point is 00:05:46 She's a... This isn't about me. Not my segment. Are you trying to argue that you're the prettiest girl in the world? That what you're trying to say? You have some competition here. Again, not my segment. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Well, that is a nice thing for him to write back to you after your date. Paul actually gave me the sweetest gift. Very thoughtful. I mean, something no guy's ever done before. What was it? He picked me up to the date. And instead of taking me to a bar or someplace to get drinks, we drove out to this area of the city where you can really see the night sky.
Starting point is 00:06:22 This scares me. Okay. Don't leave the city limits on a first date. Alexis, remember it's not about you. I know, but that's actually a good safety tip. I'm not going to lie. You know what, Alexis is proving her point. An old couple used to drive up on a mountain and go to makeout point.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Because their parents knew each other in the old days. You know what I mean? Now it's some rando on the internet. Sarah, clearly this is a unique situation. We don't usually hear about stuff like this on this segment. So keep going. He was driving you out to a dark area of the city and what happened? No cell service.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Yeah, so he brought out a telescope, put it on the hood of his car, and pointed it up to the sky. Oh, that's cute. I looked through the scope, and he said, I bought that star for you. Oh, that's cute. Bought you a star? Yeah, I mean, I looked at it. The certificate with my name on it, and it says the coordinates of it. and it's officially registered with a National Space Registry.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Oh. Wow. And what did he name? The most beautiful star in the universe? He named it Sarah Star. Oh, that's like the other one was taken. That's Alexis is tough. Much better than a bouquet of flowers.
Starting point is 00:07:38 That is unique. I'll say that's pretty wild because that's the first, what, half hour of your date? Yeah. What happened? And then he took out some tequila and we cheers. Then we kind of fooled around a little bit. Oh, yeah, you did. It sounds like a great day.
Starting point is 00:07:55 What else do you do in the dark area of time? You make out under your own star. That's a supernova. This sounds like it's going really, really good. Yeah, I mean, it was the most magical thing. No guys ever done that for me before, not even boyfriends, and it was so special. I love that all this happened, but were you able to, I know that you felt flattered and cared for, but were you able to connect with him?
Starting point is 00:08:19 Like, did you guys talk at all? Or did you go somewhere else afterwards, after the star viewing? No, after we were done, he took me home. And he said he couldn't wait to see me again, and that's been almost 30 days. I'm hoping you could help me. That's wild. That's such a good date. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:35 That is really weird. Super romantic. You're on the same page. Yeah, especially for a guy who's, like, pouring it on so thickly. Can't think anything here. Yeah, is there anything that's going through your mind about maybe something that went wrong? I really can't even think of anything. I thought it would be perfect.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Okay. I can't, I just can't imagine a guy having this be his shtick just so he can make out with some girls in a car. You know what I mean? Yeah. You could do it though. What is it, $20 a star or something like that? I don't remember. Well, if it's that, then he's for sure, might be doing it a lot.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Yeah. I don't know. He owns like the West part of the sky. I know, but it's not like he stayed the night. You know what I mean? Like, it feels. Yeah, he didn't try to take advantage. Everything you're saying, it feels like a very sincere.
Starting point is 00:09:17 interaction. Yes, that's why we are really eager to jump on the phone and help you hopefully track this guy down and get you some answers about why he's not meeting up after 30 whole days? This is so romantic. It's like written in the stars, Jeff. That's a little cheesy, but I'll take it. We're going to do it with your second date update right after this.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Hold on. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. You're in the middle of a second date update update and we're going to find out how the couple is doing right after you here, part two. Brooke, look up in the sky. Do you see it? It's a bird. No, it's a plane.
Starting point is 00:09:53 What is it, Jeff? No, it's a star I bought for you. Oh, Jeff, I bought for you. Those were the words our listener Sarah heard on her date when Paul surprised her with a star that he'd purchased in her name. It's Sarah's star. Sarah's star forever. But ever since that magical date with moonbeams and makeouts and tequila, she has not seen
Starting point is 00:10:17 Paul again, and we are here to try and help her find out why. And she's giving him plenty of time to come around. A full month. A full month has gone by. Did we ask you, have you been hitting him up at all, or you're just letting it marinate? Yeah, I mean, we had a couple of back and forth,
Starting point is 00:10:33 but I just can't get him out of my head. That's be the bearer of bad news, but stars do die. I don't know if you guys know that. Oh, wow. Wow. Take a long time, though? We don't know, because there's so many light years away. We could be looking at stars
Starting point is 00:10:45 that are already dead. Put on your tombstone. We don't need to hear it, okay? Let somebody else read about it. Sarah, we're optimistic. Some of us are optimistic about this call, but let's see if Paul answers the phone. I'm going to dial his number right now. You ready to do this? Thank you guys so much. Jeff, I'm ready.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Okay. Here we go. Let's make magic happen. Hey, is Paul there? Speaking, who's this? Hey, man, my name is Jeff from a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, Paul. Hi. Welcome to the show. What I'm? Good morning. Are you serious?
Starting point is 00:11:23 Oh, you know the show? Absolutely. Oh, you do listen. Well, we appreciate you listening. This is awkward. Yeah. If you listen, you probably've heard these before we do these segments called Second Date Update. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:11:37 Because someone reached out about you. Somebody that you haven't seen for almost an entire month. But, man, did you guys have a romantic night? Yeah. Her name's Sarah. Sarah. Like Sarah's star. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Do you know who we're talking about? No, but. What? I always knew that this would come back to bite me, but this is... What is this? What are you talking about? Look, before I say any more, you guys got to tell me what you know about this. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:12:08 He wants to experience the whole bit. All right. We'll play the game. So Sarah told us that she went out on like the date of a lifetime with you. Yeah, she did. You don't even remember her. She told us that your date together was unlike any other guy she's ever been with. you did something so special for her and took her to a place in the city where you could see the night sky.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Oh, yeah, exactly. I crushed it. Okay. Right. Is this like the routine? It's feeling like the routine. Yeah, I thought I was going to say. I have this dialed in.
Starting point is 00:12:42 I know exactly what to do. If you tell a girl, hey, I got a surprise for you, and then you print out a certificate, you show them where it is, you get the tequila, and the next thing you know, you're making out. Okay. All right. You're not really buy it. There's a real website to really buy it. You just Photoshop that certificate. That's what it sounds like.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Seriously, you didn't purchase the star? Yeah, don't tell anybody. Of course I'm not going to spend $20 for a star. I can get 50 certificates for $15. Oh, my gosh. I mean, Brooks said they die anyway, so he's kind of smart. Yeah, okay. Why?
Starting point is 00:13:15 Like, you go on first dates with all these different women for what? What's the... My goal is to make out with as many women as possible and get as far as I can with as little money and effort as I can pull off. Do you have any remorse of, like, leading them on? How am I leading them on? I said, let's go on on a great date. I got a surprise.
Starting point is 00:13:34 I deliver the surprise. I got the tequila we made out. Paul, you know, you're running your thing and you're happy with it. That's fine. You've said enough, though, because I need, you obviously know Sarah's been on the phone this whole time, and she heard everything that you just said. What? She's listening?
Starting point is 00:13:49 I don't listen to you guys all the time. Oh, like you didn't know. Oh, God. Okay. Sarah, are you there? Are you okay? Yeah, I'm here. Paul, like, how could you do that to me?
Starting point is 00:14:03 Sarah, I'm so sorry. I had no idea that you were listening. Oh, no, he feels bad. Okay, you were just laughing a lot, Paul. He sounds remorse. You only care that I was listening. Sarah, I feel so terrible about this, and I'm sorry. Oh, well, that's sweet of him to say.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Why should I trust you? Well, you have to say. realize it's the effort they went into it. You know, that star that you have has a blue tent. And there's not a lot of those in the universe. And I picked that one specifically because it matches your beautiful eyes. Wow. That is so sweet and thoughtful.
Starting point is 00:14:40 And not cheating. The clearest thing anyone's ever done for me. No, Sarah, don't fall for it again. Can you guys please shut up? I want to hear what he has to say. Yeah, well, stop thinking like a woman and be quiet. Yeah, seriously. You guys got a pipe down.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Okay. Oh, all right. What else are you got to say there, Paul? Yeah, you two talk to each other. Sarah, and to be honest, look, and I know 30 days is a long time, and I have a good excuse. I do have another surprise for you. Oh, no. Really?
Starting point is 00:15:13 Wow, he's been planning. I don't know if I should believe you. No, you shouldn't. Well, let's hear him out, though, at least. He didn't even remember her name. He got there, eventually. As God is my witness, I bought you a moon. What?
Starting point is 00:15:28 We're sticking with the same schick. Yeah. Can you guys please shut the fuck up? I'm trying to work here. Stop trying to block romance. Sorry. I'm sorry about that, Paul. So, Sarah, listen to me.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Not to them. The reason it took 30 days to get this moon, A, it's more expensive. Oh. But just dealing with the ins and outs of the International Space Registry. It's been a complete nightmare. But I finally was able
Starting point is 00:16:01 to pull it off. And now you are one of the owners of Saturn's moons. Wow. Wow. Oh, my God. I feel like his printer just broke for a month. Moons are more rare than stars. Sarah, I talk to her the whole month, though.
Starting point is 00:16:15 You don't believe this, do you? I'm on the fence. No. Sarah. Okay. Did you just forget the last 10 minutes of your life. Well, I mean, I believe him that he said that he's done this many times before with other women, but I didn't hear that he's given anybody a moon ever.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Yeah. Wow, that's level two. Yeah, Sarah, I did that. If you will go with me, I would love to show you that moon on Saturday and I'll bring the tequila. Oh, wow. So you just did do another car makeout session on Saturday? He did say that was his goal. So. Yeah, she heard it. Sarah, if you only want a make-out session, I think this is great. Yeah. I would like a moon also. Yeah. Hey.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Did you hear the part where he doesn't buy them? Yeah. Yeah, she's forgetting a lot. Maybe in a year you'll get a whole galaxy all in your name. That's what I'm saying, man. It's no longer the Milky Way we live in. It's actually just Sarah's galaxy. In same way.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Okay, Brooke's just jealous because her husband bought her a dish rack. So let's not take that into consideration. I should have had this conversation with just Sarah and I. That is a good point. Much easier to manipulate her that way. We'll let you have all the conversations that you two want to have if you'll agree to go out with Sarah one more time because we would pay for that, Paul. It doesn't cost much, Jeff.
Starting point is 00:17:35 You're right, Brooke, but it comes with a certificate for the restaurant that we're sending them to. Oh, you printed that out? Yes. And a dollar sign with the amount of money that's on the card. Oh, fancy. Pretty official, Paul, if you'll say yes. I'm 100% on board. Oh, you know, Sarah?
Starting point is 00:17:52 You may be the first woman in his life that got a dinner. Sarah, you've been pretty quiet for a while. What do you think about going out with Paul again? Maybe reality said it. I would love to. What? Wow. What?
Starting point is 00:18:04 Oh, my God. Yes, you made the best choice, babe. You're going to have such a great time. Oh, babe. That's because he forgot her name again. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, I'm Torrey Webster, and I host That Digital Tate. If you've ever wondered how the internet really works, from influencer culture to digital marketing and pop culture, this is your inside look.
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Starting point is 00:19:51 Paul and Sarah are both back on the show. And last time, some promises were made that Paul was buying her a moon. I bet she owns a galaxy now. Let's find out. Paul, did you get her that moon? It was my intention to get the moon, but unfortunately, I did hit a snack. Oh, you did. I'm shocked.
Starting point is 00:20:12 You don't say. He looked up Zillow for moons and couldn't find one yourself. Wow, Paul. How disappointed are you, Sarah? Yeah, no, I mean, he looked into it, and it turns out most things are already taken. Okay. Oh, they were booked. Yeah, I bet they were named Ashley and Amanda for another later.
Starting point is 00:20:30 Yeah. I mean, that was why he was on the wait list right now for a bigger room. Oh. Oh. Yes, I see. I didn't know that. Maybe you'd have to tell them about our business. They're not even not interested in it.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Yeah, that's why we had you call in. Yeah. Why, they're here. They need to know you are romantic. Uh-huh. They know we're romantic because we're still together, but we don't have to prove it to them. Huh. I mean, you have a point.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Why are you so anti us when you contacted us and get an update? After you aired our episode, a lot of your listeners comments online said he was scamming me. Oh, yeah. Well, I did not expect that. Yeah. I mean, he was saying some things to us that may have given people a little bit of an impression. You know how people are. Judgy.
Starting point is 00:21:18 Yeah. Oh, yeah. He was just being funny. And we're good. I live together. I believe in him. and we're here to show everyone that they were wrong. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Okay. So you guys are exclusive then? Yeah. Oh. Hey. That was almost a yes, I believe. I only heard from one of them. Why did his voice go so high?
Starting point is 00:21:38 Well, we're happy to hear that you two are still together, and we wish you all the luck of all the stars and all the galaxies. Yeah, and let us know when to look for that moon when you're off that wait list, all right? You're my second call. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Sure. All right, Paul.
Starting point is 00:21:54 We'll definitely keep us updated. That's your second date, update, update. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. What's up, fam? It's sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam J. And we're the hosts of everyone watches women's sports,
Starting point is 00:22:06 a new podcast from together. We're breaking down the biggest headlines, the viral moments, and the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. From game-changing performances to culture-shifting conversations, we'll give you our takes, our debates, and a few laughs along the way.
Starting point is 00:22:20 Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to everyone watches women's sports on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Joy is essential and it's also elusive. But now, there's a new and exciting way to start your journey toward a more joyful existence. Joy 101. It's a new podcast hosted by me, Hoda Kotby. If you're craving inspiration to maximize your joy, tune into these candid, uplifting, and moving on-air chats. Open your free IHeart Radio app.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Search Joy 101 and listen now. Joy 101 with Hoda Kotfi is presented by CVS. It just came out. Jeremy, what did you just do? You just sit yourself up for failure. I've never heard you tell this story. I've never told this story. This must have been tucked deep, deep into Jeremy Lynn file.
Starting point is 00:23:08 My name is MC Jen. I'm excited to tell you about laugh, but not least. I'll be chatting with guests from all walks of life about the power of humor when it comes to facing difficult times. These will be conversations that remind us all. life is hard, laugh harder. Listen and laugh but not least with MCJN on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Emily Oster.
Starting point is 00:23:31 I'm an economist and data expert. And I'm Perry Wilson. I'm a medical doctor. And this is our new podcast, Wellness Actually. You're getting a staggering amount of health and wellness information and some of it is awesome. And some of it is, well, actually bullshit. Fortunately, we're both people who know how to read studies and can tell you, what's worth trying out and what you can safely ignore.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Listen to Wellness Actually on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Munga Chitigler, and I'm back with a new season of my podcast, Skyline Drive. This time I talk to scientists, biopunks, curmudgins, blues owners, super seniors, and Goa's top cryotherapy lab to try to understand this obsession with living forever and what it means for all of us. And I get into a bit of trouble along the way. I'd say probably start bone smashing. That doesn't work. To make it look more defined.
Starting point is 00:24:22 They say it works. I don't know. Listen to Skyline Drive, How to Live Forever on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

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