Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update UPDATE: Let Me Buy You a Car

Episode Date: May 11, 2017

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A guy named Roger is on the phone today to do a second date update. And Roger, after reading your email, I've decided that if you don't get a date with the girl that you want to call today, I will gladly volunteer my services and go on a date with you. Because you sound, look, I'm taken, I have a girlfriend, but you sound like the kind of guy that I could spend a weekend with. Definitely. Well, I'll keep that in mind, but I don't know if you're my type. You're a smart man, Roger.

I've changed a lot of people's opinions about me over my time on this planet, Roger. Maybe you and I can, anyway. Maybe if you could give me some concert tickets, I don't know. Let's get into your date, though. Tell us about the girl that you want to call today. Well, her name's Monica. I met her a couple weeks ago. I was out at a cocktail bar with one of my friends, and we were drinking, and he had to leave early.

But I saw that the cocktail race, she was smoking hot. So I decided to stay for a little bit, have a couple of drinks, over tip, get her attention. Yeah, because I'm sure she never gets that ever as a hot cocktail waitress. You never know. But we started having like the best conversation ever. We started talking about sitcoms that we wish would come back on television. Oh, that's actually, that's a good icebreaker. Yeah, it was amazing. I hope they remake Golden Girls because that was one of my favorite shows.

I'd love to see a remake of Golden Girls. Yes, Blanche was so hot. Do we need to do the second date update or can we just have this conversation now? No, no. We'll stay focused. All right. You're going to have a hard time doing that, Roger. Way to be boring, Roger. Yeah, but we like a great time it

was amazing conversation we actually closed down the place like i stayed with it to closing yeah well okay so how long did you stay because i've been in the situation where you're having drinks with a friend they leave and then you hang out at the bar for a little while make friends with the staff but there gets to be a point where it's an okay amount of time for you to be there by yourself and then there's a point where you've been there way too long and now you're the creepy dude. No, it was only like two hours. I wasn't there to, like, to the sun rose or anything like that. It was just two hours.

And was this your date, or did you ask her out on a real date after this? Well, we just met. Like, this was open and gamut. But, you know, the conversation was going well. We were joking around. So I asked her out on a real date. Okay. And what did you guys do for your date?

We didn't get to go out on a date. She wouldn't go on that date with me. Why? Was she busy or something? She didn't feel comfortable with the date suggestion I came up with. I suggested somewhat of an extravagant date. Like what, like a helicopter ride? No, no, no. I had a of an extravagant date. Like what? Like a helicopter ride? No, no, no.

I had a little bit to drink, so I probably shouldn't have asked this, but I asked her to take a trip with me to the Mediterranean. Whoa! Wait, did you just say Mediterranean for a first date? Yeah, absolutely. And that's why I was saying that

if you can't go out with her on a second date, I will gladly go to the Mediterranean with you. You gold digger. There's no shame in my game. There's no shame in mine either. That's why I asked. You never know until you have. So, wait, did you already have a trip planned and you were going solo

and you needed a partner, or were you just going to go buy tickets on a whim for both of you? Tickets on the whim, you know. It's nothing like spontaneity. Wow. Did she say no to that or did she think about it? At first she thought I was joking, but I was serious. So if she would have said yes,

you would have literally bought tickets to the Mediterranean and taken her on vacation with you? Absolutely. We'll be on the beach in Malta right now. Dang. Wow. You honestly think it's a good idea for a woman who just met a stranger at a bar to agree to go halfway across the world alone with him?

I don't see a problem in it. No. What should I do? Take her on the first date and invite her out for beers? Every guy does that. Yeah, I mean, it's definitely a way to set yourself apart. So she obviously said no to that. Yeah, she mean, it's definitely a way to set yourself apart. So she obviously said no to that. Yeah, she said no. Yeah.

She said no, and I haven't heard or spoken to her since she hasn't returned my texts or my voicemails or anything. Oh, weird.

I would be totally freaked out by you. Yeah, but not like ghost him. Yeah, you're moving way too fast, way too quick. If we're talking

Mediterranean the first time we meet, it's going to be marriage and babies by the third date. I just believe life is to be lived. You know, I have some family members that left me

pretty well off. And, you know, I want to enjoy it with someone. I don't see the problem in it. I've never dated a rich man, so maybe that's the problem. I never say I'm rich. I'm way past that. Again, man, you're just making yourself just more appealing to me.

You've got to stop this, Roger. There's rich and then there's wealthy. So you've tried to call her a bunch and she hasn't returned any of your phone calls at all? Yeah, and text, nothing. And the only reason you can think of is because you probably scared her off by offering her a trip to the Mediterranean right when you met her. I think it's too much. I think it's too much. Everybody loves rainbows, right? But when they see the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, they get scared.

I'm guessing you, being the wealthy man that you are, don't get turned down very often. Absolutely not. But this girl was different. And I want to spoil her and take care of her. I just need the opportunity. Okay. Well, we'll give you that opportunity. We'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? If we don't go on a trip, I'm buying a radio station. Congratulations.

I would love to work for you. Absolutely. All right. Hang on the phone, man. Okay. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. Right in the middle of a second date update.

And if you're just tuning in, Roger is on the phone. And today he wants to call a girl named Monica. He was actually out at a bar having drinks with a friend. Then his friend left and he hung out for a little while. Got to know the cocktail waitress. That's Monica. And he thinks he's not getting a call back because at the end of the night before he left, he got her phone number and then he offered her a trip to

beautiful Mediterranean where you'll be whisked away from your job as a cocktail waitress and get to spend a week getting to know Roger. Roger's a mild-mannered guy who likes old TV sitcoms, loves

himself some Golden Girls and some Mai Tais in the Mediterranean. All right, Roger, are you ready to go with your second date update? Yes, let's get my girl. No, Roger, you say you're really wealthy. Yes, actually more than that, but I'm trying to play it down for you guys. More than wealthy? What? What is more? Do you think that maybe a woman doesn't want to have a sugar daddy?

Because that's what it sounds like you're trying to be to her, to me. No, I'm not looking to be a sugar daddy. I just want someone that I could spoil and take care of and show a good time. That's it. Okay. And I feel like that was her. I really, really liked her. Funny thing is, I really liked her a lot.

Okay, cool. Well, I'll dial her phone number right now and see if we can get her on the phone and get your second date update, okay? Okay. All right, here we go. By the way, second date update costs $115,000. Oh, I don't have any cash on me. Oh. Convenient, Roger.

Real convenient. I take checks. You can wire it. Hello? Hi, is Monica there? This is Monica. Hey, Monica, how are you? My name is Jubal, and I host a radio show called Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Uh, are you, okay. What can I help you with?

Well, I wanted to call you today because I actually got an email about you from one of our listeners. You probably have the wrong number. Are you a cocktail waitress? Yes. Okay. Did you meet a guy the other night at the bar who offered you a trip to the Mediterranean? Is this a joke? No, it's not.

That's very specific stuff, and that's the Monica that I'm looking for. It is very specific. That's why I'm a little freaked out. So how do you know all this? Well, I know all that because we actually talked to that dude. Who are you? Yeah. Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show.

That statement didn't make it more normal. Yeah, okay, and there's a lot of people there. So I don't understand what's... Pardon me. I don't know. This seems like this is very strange. We do... I'll explain.

We do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update. Okay. It's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then don't call them after, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and find out what happened. Oh, that's fabulous. Okay. Now, you didn't technically go out on a date with this guy. His name's Roger.

Did you know that? Yes, I know who you're talking about. Okay, you didn't technically go out on a date with this guy. His name's Roger. Did you know that? Yes, I know who you're talking about. Okay, you didn't technically go on a date with him, but he told us about how he met you that evening when you were working, and he really liked you, and he thinks he kind of screwed it up at the end because he offered to take you to the Mediterranean right after you guys met. That is true. So he called you guys?

Yes, he emailed us, actually, to see if that's the reason you didn't like him. And you don't think that's weird? Oh my God, I told him. I told him that it was totally crazy and that I would never recommend any single woman going overseas with a man that they don't know. Yeah, and also it's crazy to call a radio station to call me or email a radio station to call me. That's weird too. Well, we've been doing this segment for a while now. I know it's kind of weird to get a call out of the blue from a radio station,

but he really liked you, though. Did you actually like him when you were talking to him before the whole Mediterranean thing? I mean, without a long break, he was very handsome and, you know, very nice. But, I mean, it's a bar. I'm working, and you meet a lot of nice people that say outlandish things. When he said Mediterranean, I thought, you know, falafel, but he actually meant the Mediterranean. What did you think when he brought that up after he met you? Did you think

that he was joking? Of course. I mean, I think he probably asked everybody to go to the Mediterranean. It just seemed weird. According to him, he doesn't ask everybody to go to the Mediterranean. It was just you he wanted to take there. Yeah, you guys believe him too? Of course he would say that to you. I don't know him more than you do, but he sounded sincere to me. He cannot be serious. I mean, he just met me. It's a very expensive trip. Well, Monica, I know how to tell if he is serious,

because he's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Oh, my God. Hey, Roger? Yeah, I'm here. Yeah. Oh, my God. Hi, Monica. How are you, I'm here. Yeah. Oh, my God. Hi, Monica. How are you?

I'm shocked. I'm sorry for the shock. I know it might be a bit much for you. I do apologize. Maybe I shouldn't say it's the Mediterranean. Maybe I should have said Miami or the Caribbean or someplace like that, someplace closer. I don't think that was a problem. No, that was weird to even invite me on a trip at all.

You should have said just like dinner. Yeah. Okay, we could do dinner. We could just go to the Mediterranean and have dinner and come back. Come on. Alright, I apologize. Am I coming on too strong again? I mean, that just seems

so crazy to me. It just seemed like I don't know, dangerous. Dangerous? That's a word I would have used too, Monica. Dangerous in what way? Go with somebody I just met in the Mediterranean. What's dangerous about that? That doesn't seem odd to you?

Listen, I apologize. I know you don't know me that well, but I'm a man of means, and that's just something that's normal for me to do. Take a trip, go here, go there, no big thing. But I think you're a very special girl, and I want to show you that. Wow. Well, I appreciate that. I mean, I'm not in any position to just take off and, you know,

I'm happy for you that you can do that. Listen, if there's a problem about taking off from work, I'm not in any position to just take off and, you know, I'm happy for you that you can do that. It just seems. Listen, if there's a problem about taking off from work, I could buy the restaurant to give you all the days off. Oh, my God. That sounds crazy. Doesn't that sound crazy? Yes. But like there's part of me that wants to tell you, like, go.

And there's another part of me that wants to say, Roger, you can't just buy women. That's not how it works. I'm not trying to buy love. I'm trying to buy a restaurant. Two totally different things. Monica, you got to give it to Roger. He's at least funny. Yeah. He's very funny.

That's why we talked so long that night. All right, well, I propose a compromise. Let's go out on a date. I would, but it seems very extreme. Hold on, hold on. You haven't heard my entire offer. We won't fly or go anywhere, one. And two, if you like the date or not,

or we'll see each other again afterwards or not, I'll give you a car, any car you want. What? Oh, my God. No way! What? No, Roger. If you think it's a joke, I'll put the car in your name. Oh my god, no way! You can't take that. She'd feel forever indebted to you. That's not a way to start a

healthy relationship. Well, what's a good way to start a healthy relationship? Get drunk and hook up in the back of a car? There's other options. Listen, I'll show up to the date in your new car with a ribbon and bow around it, and if you don't like me, I'll have my chauffeur pick me up and take me home. Oh, my God! That is quite the offer. There is no way you're serious right now. I'm totally serious. I'll send the deed to the radio station.

They can see that it's in your name, and I'll send the title, I mean, to the radio station. They can verify it, and if you like or don't sent the title, I mean, to the radio station. They can verify it. If you like or don't like me, the car is yours, no matter what. So you're offering her a car for a date. Not just a car. Any car she wants. Oh my God.

I'm excited. I don't even know what to say. I mean... You should say yes is what I think. Monica, would you go on a second date with Roger? We'll pay for dinner. We don't need to. It sounds so lame now, but Roger's offering you a car if you'll go out with him.

I don't know. This is the craziest thing that has ever happened to me. Exactly. So you might as well jump on this front train. It gets better and better. This is just a start. I know. What are you going to fire next? A private jet?

Like, no way. Listen, make your next move your best move. What do you think, Monica? He is offering me a car, any car that I want, just to go on one date with him. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Okay, Monica, it's one date. I don't know. One date and a new car.

And not only a new car, I'll fill up the gas tank. And that's really expensive. I think you're going down a slippery slope if you do it, if you say yes. It sounds so good, but I just don't think so. A slippery slope made of money, baby. Stop trying to throw a monkey wrench in everything. I just, I don't think so. A slippery slope made of money, baby. Come on. Stop trying to throw a monkey wrench in everything. Oh, my gosh.

What do I do? I don't know. You have to decide for yourself. I think curiosity has gotten the best of me. I'm going to say yes. Yes. Successful second date. Congratulations, Roger. Thank you very much.

Yeah, and Monica, even more congratulations to you. We don't get a lot of people saying yes to the second dates because they're usually weird. I guess what it takes is somebody getting a car in order to make it happen. They've got to make an offer they don't refuse. I am freaking out right now

that this is actually happening. Will you guys keep us updated on what happens, please? they don't refuse. Yeah. I am freaking out right now that this is actually happening. This is crazy. Will you guys keep us updated on what happens, please? Okay. Will you send us pictures of your new car? Yeah, we'll ride. Oh, my gosh.

We'll see. All right. Well, hey, Roger, before we go, I do have a question for you. Yes. Do you need any friends? You're so crazy.

You guys are my friends now. Okay. Broken Jubal in the morning. All right, you just heard one of the craziest second date updates we have ever had, and now it's time to get an update from that couple to find out how they're doing now. I think, first of all, we just have to go right to Monica and say, Monica, did you really get a car, and what kind of car was it? Yeah.

Well, okay, so I did. What? Oh, my God. It really happened. I'm sorry. Just the idea. I'm still freaking out over that. Oh, yeah.

Of course it really happened. Are you kidding me? I keep my promises. What kind of car did you get? Well, I'm saying whatever you want, whatever you want. Like, I really wanted, like, a Land Rover or a Tesla. Yeah. But I thought, oh, you know, I'm going to get a Toyota Camry.

That's more reasonable because I didn't want to take advantage. Okay. And is it a new car or a used car? Brand new. No, brand new. That's still awesome. Yeah. And if things don't work out, you can always drive Uber with it.

Yeah. Works on a couple levels. So did he get you a Camry? Yep. So he picks me up for our date and he's in the brand new Camry. Oh, my God. What was going through your mind? I was shocked, and I was excited, of course, but I was shocked.

I thought, wow, he's really a man of his word, you know? And the lights and plates, they're fresh and have the dice in the mirror. Oh, shut up. Don't even. So what did you guys end up doing? Well, he drove me to this pizzeria. We both love pepperoni pizzas. Not just any pizzeria, though.

It's one of my favorite pizzerias in town. So I decided I'll rent it out for the day. What? So that it'll just be her and I there. What? Wait, you couldn't just take her to a pizza place? You had to rent the whole pizza place out. Yeah, you know, I don't want other people

interfering on our first date. Oh, that is so cool. And I get the feeling that you guys are definitely still together because only rich people actually call it a pizzeria. Yeah, right? Like the whole word. The chef cooked just for us. The whole place was empty. It was just us.

We had nice music going and the ambiance was fabulous. It was very classy. Okay, so obviously you were a little smitten on the date. A little bit. Of course you were smitten. It's not any kind of pizza. It's not the kind of pizza you eat with your hands. We actually used the knife for it.

Okay, now I'm starting to not like you. No, but we had a really good time. But then, next day, I got a call from the car lot asking how they wanted to make arrangements for payments. What? Wait. Oh, are you serious? Whoa, wait. Yeah.

So now you're like, okay, it was too good to be true. Dude. This guy just leased a car in my name, and now I have to ante up for all of it. Yeah. I was so mad. So I took the car back to the car lot. I was like, I did not find anything. This is ridiculous. And left it

there. So you don't have it anymore? So that's it? So you just returned the car and you guys... No, no, no. See, what had happened was the car people messed up. They were supposed to contact me for the payment. I don't know why they contacted her. And you know, it's a big misunderstanding.

But then she rushed and took the car back, which is like, wow. Wait, so the car is returned. Nobody has the car anymore, though. No, the Camry is gone. She returned it too soon. Oh, yeah. Of course, now you're saying the payments were supposed to come to me after the car got returned.

I see how you're rolling. Sketchy. I made up for it, though, because I was so upset that we had to return the Camry. I just went out and got our brand new BMW. What? Oh, God, really? Well, I was so pissed off at the Camry people, you know. It just made me upset.

So I said, whatever. I picked up one day, took her to get a BMW, paid all cash for it. That way we won't have this problem again. Oh, that is so baller. You are now driving a BMW that the repo man is not going to come get. Yep. Ah, that's so cool. All right.

And have you guys continued any romantic relationship, or are you just buying cars? We went out on, I would say, five more dates. And now, finally, we're finally going to take our Mediterranean trip. Really? Shut up. Yes, this summer. Okay.

But be honest. Do you actually like him? I do. I just want to know because all we keep talking about is free cars and restaurants that are rented out and Mediterranean trips. Yes, of course. I mean, he's handsome. He's funny.

We have good chemistry. He's very romantic. I like him. And he has some substance to him, too? Wow. You take a lot of convincing. I mean, a car in a pizzeria isn't enough. It just all sounds too good to be true. I think you know how you convince her. Get her a car.

Yep. That's exactly it. Get her a car, and I'm sure she'll be very happy. Yeah, but if I get her a car, the people are going to call her to set up payments afterwards. Congratulations, you guys. I'm glad things have worked out for you. I need to start following you guys on Instagram or something because I think that you have a life I'm jealous of. I'm not quite sure yet. Well, it's Roger and Monica monica bmw at instagram

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