Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update UPDATE: Lucky Underwear

Episode Date: August 12, 2021

You might remember him as the guy who had to put his underwear in a doggy bag MID date... Andrew is back with Caroline to fill us in on their Second Date and past few months together!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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That's a big promise to make for one of these. So, I don't know. Did he accidentally go to a boy band concert? Or did his vanilla latte have soy milk instead of almond milk? I could only imagine if that happened to me. It'd take me years to get over it and be open to dating again. Yeah, makes sense. We'll see what it is with one of our listeners named Andrew.

How you doing, Andrew? I'm doing all right. I'm really grateful that you guys are so willing to help me. Okay. It sounds like you're working against destiny right now. Possibly. I'm open to you telling me the truth. Okay. So what's the name of the woman that you want to call today? Is her name destiny? Her name is Caroline. Ah, Caroline. Close, Jeffrey. Very close. How'd you meet her? How'd you meet Caroline? We met at a barbecue through mutual friends.

We were hanging out. It's a nice little barbecue. And she's just a lovely person. I mean, I just, first time I saw her, like, I couldn't put my finger on it, but she kind of looked like the sister of a celebrity, you know? Like, she had like... That is a funny thing thing i've never heard anyone use that before did you tell her that i kept that to myself because i didn't want to make

her feel self-conscious in any way you know but um whoa you look like jennifer aniston's sister that doesn't sound right yeah oh my god so is this the date? No, no, no, no, no, no. So we hit it off there. We wound up exchanging numbers. Where'd you guys go? What'd you do? We went to one of my favorite restaurants here in town. It's Italian.

Nice. So how was dinner? Dinner was great, but the story kind of got a little uncomfortable on the way to dinner. Oh, okay. So I picked her up, and on the way way to dinner we were stopped at a four-way stoplight and out of nowhere comes this gigantic truck that blew through the stop sign and literally almost died it really really bad yeah but there was no accident you it didn't happen luckily there was no accident that's terrifying dude yeah and in the terror and the excitement of the moment,

I peed myself a little bit. For real? What's a little bit? A lot of it. Please tell me you were in black pants or something. You wouldn't be able to see it. Yeah, I was wearing dark pants, but the good news was we got out unscathed

we got to the restaurant and i got our table right away why wouldn't you just say you know what i'm really shaken by that can we do this another time because men don't get shaken brooke he literally just peed his pants i mean men finish the date wet pants and all thank you oh my god go home is what i'm saying no he's going. My pants were actually not that wet. So it was mostly my underwear that took in the brunt of the... It was a piddle. I get it. Or it's an extra absorbent underwear.

Ooh, yeah. What's the brand? And I know that they have like scented baby powder in the men's room. So like I made a beeline right for the restroom. Nice. So what I did was I went to the stall. I took my pants off. I took my pants off, I took my underwear off,

and I asked the attendant to ask the busboy for a doggy bag for me. Why wouldn't you just throw them away? You're going to put the dirty underwear in a doggy bag? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. These are my lucky underwear. Because you put them on for the date. Oh, my God.

Clearly they're lucky. You almost died. Oh, that's funny. But I get that. I have a pair of lucky underwear. So do I. Like, even if I soiled it, I would not part with it. What?

I feel the same, bro. This is a thing. Yeah. I need to have a big show coming up. I wear my lucky underwear. You should try moving on from the Costco pack of 20 granny panties, Brooke. I'm telling you, it's going to change your life. But anyway.

She's wearing anything. Yeah. Anyway. So, Andrew, you saved your underwear underwear and then you went back to the date yes so i got the underwear in the doggy bag i go back to the table everything was totally fine we had a great time it was amazing and then you know we didn't finish our food so we got some of it packed up we drove home there was never a mention of any of it but when i drop her out of her house she took the wrong doggy bag.

Oh, no. Good Lord. Yeah, one of them had the food and one of them had my lucky underwears. Did you know it at the time? I didn't know it until I was on my way driving away. Oh, no. So I pulled over and I texted, whatever you do, Caroline, do not open the doggy bag. Oh, no.

You had your pee panties in them. Of course she's going to open that. Yeah. Dude, has she called you back? Have you heard anything? Or did she pass out from the smell? I haven't heard a thing. You are a mess.

Dude, this is bad. You've given us a challenge today, Andrew. And you know what? We're going to rise to the challenge. Do we have to? At the very least, I need my lucky underwear back. It's a reconnaissance mission, if nothing else. I could be collateral in this, but first

of all, play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Caroline, we'll try and get you your second date update, okay? Thank you. Hold on. Moving 92.5 Second Date Update You're in the middle of a second date update update, and we're going to find out how the couple is doing right after you hear part two.

Oh, young love. So much beauty in it. There's laughter, gorgeous weather, and the scent of urine wafting through the air. Gross. That's what we're talking about today with a guy named Andrew. And I'm being serious about the urine it was wafting yeah but it was not his fault isn't that right andrew yeah you peed yourself yeah but it wasn't his fault i will back him on that one not his fault because while andrew was driving to the restaurant he had a near accident with a truck which frightened him and it forced a little bit of urine to come out.

But the weird part of the night was that at the very end of the evening, his date Caroline took out a doggy bag of what she thought was her leftover food, but it actually had Andrew's soiled underwear inside of it. Sorry, his lucky soiled underwear. He didn't throw it away because it is his lucky pair. Now, Andrew, when we call Caroline, I just want you to know I'm not going to mention the underwear thing. What? You have to. No.

She opened the doggy bag. It was at her house. We don't know if she's opened it yet. I'm sorry. You really think she didn't open it? She could smell it. When someone says, all cats, think she didn't open it? She could smell it. When someone says, all caps, do not open that no matter what, you have to. Absolutely. Absolutely. You were under contract to open it at that point.

Just a peek. Yes. Just a peek. I'm not going to mention it, okay, Andrew? Because you know what? You and I have something called trust. And I know that Brooke and Jose may not trust you or trust Caroline, but I do. Yeah, I think we did bond on the lucky underwear topic.

You and Jeffrey did. Here's the thing, Andrew. You went wrong the first time by not aborting the date once you peed yourself. Okay, now you just have to lay it all out there. She's going to understand. I was actually trying to own up to it that night, but she didn't answer any of my calls or text. So, whatever you guys can do to help me is great. Okay, well let's dial

her phone number right now and see if we can get you your second date update. You ready? Yeah, I won't say anything. Okay. Well, thank you. You will have to say something eventually. You just let me know when I can, okay? Okay. I give you permission. Alright, here we go.

Hello? Hi, can I speak to Caroline, please? This is Caroline. Hi, Caroline. My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're calling you today because we're doing something called a second date update.

Okay. And now you're on it, too doing something called a second date update. Okay. And now you're on it too. All right. Okay. It's fun. We just try to have a good time. Yeah. If you go out on a date with someone

and afterwards, if that person isn't calling you back, you can email our show and we'll get in touch with them for you to figure out the reason why. And so the guy that wants to get in touch with you, his name is Andrew. Uh-huh.

Okay. And Andrew told us a little bit about your date that night, and he thought he had a really good time with you and that you guys connected, but he isn't 100% sure why you're not calling him back, and he'd like to get an answer on that. Okay, well, at the start, I thought that he seemed like a good guy. But now I think that maybe he was a different sort of guy than what my first impression was. Yeah.

Did he do something? It sounds like you think he's a bad dude now. Am I reading that right? I guess I just had like a gut feeling. And then something later kind of proved that to be true okay can you elaborate he tried to do this really weird like sexual thing to me when well when i came home he had given me a bag like with his t-rex underwear in it oh no did you say t-rex yeah they had like little t-rexes on them oh my god oh my god okay that is so embarrassing how'd that make you feel

well it was just creepy like i didn't yeah i don't know what he did with them or like in them so they like kind of smelled. And then he like kept trying to call me, which is even creepier. I mean, Caroline, I understand. I would have been totally freaked out. I would have even been scared if some dude gave me his underwear in a bag. Yeah, I definitely thought it was sort of suggestive. Like, here are your leftovers.

Come get some more if you want to oh that's not at all i mean but it makes sense but it's not it's not what he meant caroline we know for a fact that's not what oh my gosh how do you know what he meant i mean did he tell you guys about it yeah he told us a little bit about it but i feel like it would be best coming directly from him. Yes. Because he actually is on the other line listening and he wants to talk to you. No, wait, he's actually on the other line? It's not weird. We promise

we will not do this. You've got to hear him out. I would not let you talk to some creep who's giving you dirty underwear. I promise. Andrew, you there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, Caroline. Hi.

I cannot believe that I made you think that about me. This is a huge misunderstanding. Okay, well then, what are you saying you were doing? Okay, so. Oh my God, you're so embarrassed and I don't blame you. It's so embarrassing yeah so um you remember on our way to the restaurant when we almost got hit by that truck um and i mean i did some pretty decent maneuvering in the car and we we got out of that situation a

lot real hero it was a fast and the furious type type situation, and you were Vin Diesel. Yeah, thanks for the assist there. But I am not used to being in that kind of situation, and nothing like this has ever happened to me before. But my reaction physically was uncontrollable peeing. So while we were in that situation, I had an accident. That doesn't explain why you gave me your underwear in a bag. We went to the restaurant.

I immediately went to the bathroom. I took those underwear off and I put them in a doggy bag. Why didn't you throw them away? Why did you throw them away? Because they're my lucky underwear. And they're special to me and I didn't want throw them away? Go ahead. Because they're my lucky underwear. And they're special to me and I didn't want to lose them. See?

What adult has lucky underwear? That's what I said, Caroline. No, excuse me. Listen, all the guys that work on this show have lucky underwear. I didn't believe it either. But they all stand by it. Are they all like dinosaur themed? No.

No, mine are checkered. What? Plaid, whatever that's called. Jeffrey, you got skateboards on yours? No, I say dinosaur-themed? No. No, mine are checkered. What? Plaid, whatever that's called. Jeffrey, you got skateboards on yours? No, I say they're all white Calvin Klein's, but that's not the point. The point is, Caroline, that you weren't meant to get the underwear. It was an accident. That's what I think Andrew was building up towards.

Yes. Yeah. So I put my underwear in the doggy bag. You brought your food home. You were supposed to go home with your food. I was supposed to go home with my lucky drawers. And here we are now. And I just, I'd love another chance. All right. So are we all good now, Caroline? Like, let's say that you did like exactly what I thought you did, which is this creepy, suggestive gesture. Don't you think that it would be like kind of a great way to cover that up by like calling a radio station and making up this absurd story? You were in it. You were almost in the accident, right? That really happened. I mean, I see what you're saying, Carolyn. And I know that we're all jaded out there.

But why would he call in and just humiliate himself on the radio? Like, that's an embarrassing story. No, it's less humiliating than being a creeper. He wet himself and he wears T-Rex underwear. Like, if he wanted to pull a sexy move, I'm hoping that that wouldn't be his underwear of choice. The whole thing is, we're getting off point here, Caroline. He did not mean for you to get that underwear. That was a total accident.

He even sent you a text message telling you not to open it. And called you. And you disobeyed him anyway. Now, with that being said, would you like to go on a second date? We'll pay for it. Caroline, you remember me opening the windows after the accident? It was really cold outside, but I had the windows open. Do you remember that?

That's true. And what if he agrees to not wear any underwear on the next date so that way you couldn't get a weird gift from him? I will do whatever Caroline says. But yes, I can go commando. Okay. All right, Caroline, come on. Just in case.

Okay, I will go, but I swear to God, if I get home and any of your articles of clothing have made it into my car, that's that. Don't try calling a radio show to get another date again. It's fair. That is a deal. Okay. And I want you to know that I think you're a very special person.

Aw. So you are worth all of this. So let's try to start fresh, and maybe we'll just have a funny story to tell down the line. All right. Well, successful second date update. Yay! Congratulations, Andrew. Thank you. Thank you, Caroline. Prove me wrong, right?

Definitely. And Andrew, what you just said before was definitely not creepy at all. But what part? Exactly. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. That was a second date update from a few months ago. Oh, my gosh. A crazy one. And we've got Andrew and Carolyn back on the phone once again to let us know what's happened

since. How you guys doing? Hi guys. Hey. Andrew, are you there and what underwear are you wearing? I'm here and I've showered and was good to go. Alright. I haven't washed the underwear, but I shower. So what's been going on with you guys?

Things have been going really well. I've been dating for the last few months. Wait. Whoa. You're dating underwear guys? Yeah, but there is some news. I just got a pretty amazing job offer in another city. Good for you, girl.

Congratulations. What is that? Wait. How does Andrew feel about that? Well, I mean, our plan is to keep dating long distance. Well, Carolyn, you know, since I work remote now, I can pretty much live anywhere in the world that I want. I want to come with you. I want to move with you to this new city and be with you. Wow. Oh, my God. Wait, are you being serious?

It's been like only six months. Are you serious? Carolyn, if you leave and I don't come with you, who is going to make coffee for you in the morning? Probably a lot of people. Probably a machine. But that's really sweet. You know, you also know that

i'm a machine when it comes to making coffee wow okay it sounds like you guys have a lot to talk about yeah i mean i don't want to pressure you here but which way are you leaning i mean i think i'd be up for that yeah yeah. Oh, my God. Congratulations, you two. I mean, that's really exciting news. I think. I mean, I'm surprised and a little thrown, but excited. Yeah.

All right. Well, that's great, you guys. Keep us updated and enjoy Hastings, Nebraska, or wherever it is you guys are moving. Make sure to wash his underwear. We try not to bring that up. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're so done with new year, new you.

This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel.

And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and In Your Ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors, it's your perfect companion

to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.