Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update UPDATE: Mom's Car Is MIA

Episode Date: April 18, 2024

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Second Date Update Whether we want to admit it or not, guys usually have a type when it comes to dating. Okay. Maybe you're into brainy girls or sporty types or ones with really large hands that can open the pickle jars that you can't. Oh, God. I want to meet that girl, too. But one of our listeners, Zach, clearly has a specific type that's kind of unusual. He's attracted to beautiful women. Unattainably beautiful.

Isn't that right, Zach? Unattainable for most, not for me. We're here for you, though, because apparently he's found a brand new unattainable woman that he wants to track down. Who'd you meet this time? This beautiful girl named Taylor. I met her on not like the average dating app, one of those higher end ones, you know. And then she spends a lot of time in my hometown and in Vegas. Oh.

I noticed she's a model. She models like she's wearing these fancy outfits riding horses, and those outfits are not made for riding horses, let me tell you that. Oh. Oh, okay. What are they made for? That sounds painful. I know.

It sounds like maybe a photo shoot, right? Yeah. I mean, I hope. Well, models, right? Yeah. I feel like we're pretty far into this, and we haven't quite gotten to her personality or like your connection i mean no one really cares about any of that bro she does she cares very much about that i mean she gets hit up non-stop probably by men looking

for dates why did she go out with you out of out of everybody try not to take that as an insult it sounds like she probably gets inundated. Well, to be honest, I really think it's my persistence. You know, like we've been chatting for a few months now. Oh, wow. Months, wow. Is she responding in these last couple months? Yeah, she's responded like 5% to 10% of the time.

Oh, okay. Well, she sounds like a busy woman with all the horseback modeling. I mean, it takes a lot of time to figure that out. I mean, how did you get to know her when she's responding so little? So we've actually met up. Oh, you did? Oh. Yeah.

I noticed she was back home. The app lets you see the location. Oh, that seems dangerous. I think just like when you're in town. Yeah. Oh, okay. You can tell. Brooke has a no-diddy.

I'm sorry. I thought I was dating her. No. People will You can tell. Brooke has a no-diddy. I'm sorry. I thought I was diddying out. No. People will be like, this person's a mile away. Yeah, within five miles or something like that. Yeah. Where did you guys go? What'd you do?

So I just sent her a text. I was like, made dinner reservations for two at this five-star place. Oh. Wow. Would you like to go? Okay. And she was like, yes, but I'm warning you, I'm a little stressed out. Oh.

And we sit down for dinner. Get this. She starts to cry. Oh. She's really sad? Yeah. And then I realized the reason she's been stressed out lately is because she doesn't have a car anymore. Oh.

Is she still acting? Do you know? Why doesn't she have a, you said anymore? Yeah. is it like gone or is it in the shop she didn't want to go into detail she was like it doesn't matter i just don't have one anymore she was explaining like the reason she stressed out is not just because she lost the cards because she can't get to her shoots and it's affecting her career oh that'd be so frustrating yeah that sucks can't uber to the shoot yeah i am a little concerned about the next thing that happened. Why?

What happened? You guys don't see what she's... A model who's sad and needs something? Yeah, you don't see what she's setting him up for? Sounds like a nice lady who needs help. Okay. She's going to gold dig him. What?

So, you guys know where this is going. Yeah. She basically told me she would like for me to help her, well, to buy her a car. Oh. Oh, to help her receive a car for you. I can't believe there's a woman that can get this done. Oh, it happens all the time. She didn't specify a new car.

She just said a car. Oh, that's reasonable then, Jeffrey. Not much to ask. Yeah, no, like, I'm not a simp. I'm not gonna buy her a car for the first date. I just let her borrow my mom's car. What? Oh, wow.

That's not a simp movie. Are you sure you're not a simp, bro? How long did she have it for? She's had it for a little over a week. She's had it, so she still has it? So she's still had it. So that's the thing. This isn't just to get a second date.

I need your help to get my mom's car back too. Oh my gosh. What did you tell your mother? That's wild. My mom's on break right now. She's not back for another few days. She doesn't need to know.

She doesn't know the car is being borrowed by a beautiful model. What did you tell her? Did you tell her it was your separate car? Or did you say, oh, you can borrow my mom's car? I just told her I can arrange for a car. Oh, so she thinks it's yours, bro.

Wait, did you give her a time limit? Did you give her a time limit? She said it was just going to be a couple days. And now it's been a week. And it's already been over that. Oh. Wait, is the location thing on the app still working? Because now I think we do need to find her.

I know what you guys are thinking and how it seems, but we text back and forth quite a bit since our dinner. It's not that she stole it or anything. We're still in touch. It's just kind of awkward to be like, yo, give me my car back. Thanks for putting the responsibility on us to get this done for you and your mom.

By the way, the reason why James is weird, the girls don't agree is because he looks good right now. He doesn't want to blow it and say, this wasn't my car. Yeah, you guys don't have to let her know it's my mom's car. Like, don't blow my cover. See? Okay. All right. Well, we'll come back.

We'll call beautiful Taylor for you. And we'll try and get you another date and hopefully get your mom's car back. Oh, my God. We'll do a second date update right after this. Second date update. You're in the middle of a second date update update. And we're going to find out how the couple is doing right after you hear part two. Today we're on a mission.

Oh, this song. We're trying to figure out where in the world is Zach's mom's borrowed car at. Because he offered to let his date Taylor, who's an Instagram model by the way, borrow it so that she could get to her photo shoots more easily. And I think she's more than an Instagram. I think she's like a real life model. It's a very generous thing for him to do without his mom's permission first. The problem is that was a week ago and Zach has not gotten the car back yet.

He also wants another date with her too. I cannot believe he wants to go out again with her. She's a borderline felon at this point. No, he gave it to her. He's the one that let her borrow it. He's not doing anything wrong. He hasn't even asked for it back yet. The thing is we've been so wrapped up with the

car borrowing stuff, we kind of got sidetracked from asking more about the actual date and the time that they spent together. Like, Zach, was there any, like, romantic was there a kiss at the end of the night or anything like that? I mean, obviously. When I gave her the key, she gave me a little kiss on the cheek.

Oh, on the cheek. Thanks for letting me use you for your car kiss. Yeah, yeah, that's it. I'm sorry. I think really what's happening here is the people in this room are jealous of you. That's it. I absolutely am.

I wish I had my mom's car to drive around. Let me just say this. Jealousy is the purest form of flattery. So from the bottom of my heart, thank you all so much. You're welcome. You know what? I'm sure this is going to work out great. We're going into this

with a lot of positivity. Let's call Taylor, try and get your mom's car back, and then also get you a date with this smoking hot girl, okay? This is exciting. I haven't spoken to her since the date, so it's kind of cool. That's a good sign. I'm excited to talk to her, too.

Hello? Hey, is this Taylor? This is Taylor. Hey, Taylor. Hi, Taylor. I hope you're not driving right now. You're on a radio show with a team called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hi. Oh, I usually take the calls through my agent.

Oh, no. It's not that. Oh, sorry. No. We just want an interview. Please. You're the hottest model in the industry. We're not looking to book you for anything, but we did hear that you're a model from one

of our listeners that you went on a date with recently. This isn't about hiring me for a job? No. Models are actually pretty useless in radio. Can't see much. What we're doing is something called a second date update. That's where we have listeners email the show if they're trying to get a hold of somebody they went out with.

So you recently went out with a guy named Zach. I'm sorry, wait. Remind me who Zach is again. It's worse than we thought. You went on a date with him about a week ago He said that you were stressed out and you showed up And you were crying Wait give me more You don't remember crying

Zach has a fleet of cars That he owns and I think that You may be driving one of them Yeah no I believe that I do have a car of his. We can confirm that. Now we know who Zach is. That's the guy.

Thoughts? Yes, no, I still need this car. No, no, thoughts on Zach. I meant on the date like what you thought of him. He's obviously a really giving, caring dude to let you use one of his cars. him like he's obviously a really like giving caring dude to let you use one of his cars no he's he's great um okay this is anything else you needed yeah this is way more challenging than i thought it was gonna be so maybe it would just be easier if we had zach

talk to you directly because he's on the other line right now i wanted to talk to you hi taylor how's it going how's the car oh hi yeah it's good good if you ever get confused about like any of the features you know i can always come over help out show you like seat warmers all that i'm good i just i'm sorry i've been so busy for sure um i mean this has just like been the worst week ever and um you know what? Actually, I'm glad you called because in my last shoot, someone walked off with my bag. And I loved that bag. And it had all of my stuff in it. And I know this really great place that does an amazing discount on Louis.

Oh, no. Louis! What? What do you mean? Oh, no oh no zach she's asking you out wait why are you involving yourself in this because come on guys first the car trouble that she had and now her bag that's like a lot for anyone to go through let's just try to be in her shoes right yeah probably could use some new shoes actually she likes the red bottoms look i don't know what you guys are talking about almost all of my stuff is in vegas right now i'm like kind of stranded here like i don't have any of my supplies my bag gets stolen i have car trouble like and you guys can definitely no pity zach said that you're from here you don't have any

friends or family to help you out? I mean, this is a guy that you literally didn't know who we were talking about two minutes ago. You know what? I really don't have time for this. I am very stressed out. I've got a lot on my plate. Brooke, look what you did.

So, Zach, are we doing the bag thing or not? Because I think my schedule is, like, super packed, and I need to, like, figure out what's happening. Of course we're going to do the bags. I apologize for these guys. They don't understand. Guys, how expensive can luggage be? I inherited a lot of bags from my dad.

Oh, so maybe you have one she could just borrow. Yeah. Like an old Sam's tonight from 10 years ago? Leather sides. Something like that? I'm allergic to dust, so I really need new clean things in my life.

Oh, wait, you have dust in the suitcase? Wow. I think I've heard of that. I didn't get that at first. It's weird, the car didn't make you sick.

Yeah, that's weird. You rolled the window down, I guess. I will say, Zach, it's not that bad of a trade if you get the car back and then buy her a bag.

Wait, I need this. I still need this car. Oh. We didn't say anything you get the car back and then buy her a bag i mean wait i need this i still need this car oh we didn't say anything about giving the car back what i thought you two had talked about that before right he might need it back though taylor like for real yeah i was thinking like by wednesday the car should be back don't you have another car i mean you came in a different car i mean i got a fleet of cars. I don't know if you heard my homie say that before, but, you know, it's just I need them back, you know. We could actually do dinner again, too.

Look, I really might need this car, I think, a week, two at the most. Nothing too crazy. That's pretty simple, Zach. You could swing that, right? Shoot. You know, that, right? Shoot. You know, I... Yeah, obviously, honey. Of course.

I can make that work for you. Oh, my God. Okay. You are such a sucker, Zach. Oh, my God. Don't listen to these losers. You're the sweetest, Zach. Oh, my God.

Can we at least pay for the dinner? She's probably allergic to gift cards. They were in our prize closet. It's pretty dusty in there. And dusty gift cards. Yeah. Gift cards. I haven't used those in years.

I didn't even know they still made those things. Ever since you got that black card, you don't have to worry about anything. Right. So you guys, it sounds like you're going to go out one more time, right, Taylor? We have that locked in? I mean, the date may have to float depending on my schedule and what I'm booked for. It keeps changing by the minute. But yeah. That's understandable.

Totally. You two work it out. I feel like this has been a success. We set out to find out where the car was, get him another date, and now we've done that, plus added a new luxury bag into the mix. Oh, yay! And for the first time ever, we don't gotta pay for dinner. Brooke and Jeffrey in the mix. Oh, yay! And for the first time ever, we don't

gotta pay for dinner. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We all doubted them months ago. But guess who is back to prove us all wrong? This is crazy. It's Zach himself, on again for an update update. Zach, how you doing, man?

I'm doing good. How are you guys? Wait, is it only Zach on the phone? Is Taylor there? No, Taylor's a little busy right now, but you doing, man? I'm doing good. How are you guys? Wait, is it only Zach on the phone? I don't know. Is Taylor there? No, Taylor's a little busy right now, but you guys were wrong. Oh. Really? We were. We thought she was using you for a car.

There was a lot of doubting here. What happened after we got off the phone with you? So, she didn't return the car for about a month. What? Oh, dang. A month? Your mom would a month without her car? She did, but, like, it was just a misunderstanding, you know?

Like, to be honest, I was the one who was getting antsy, and I just kind of reported the car stolen, which was my bad. Wait, what? What the heck? She didn't steal it. Did you just casually drop that? I mean, look, I'm not the kind of guy that gets taken advantage of, so I just had to take a stand.

Oh, yeah, no. Wait, so what part of this are we not wrong? Well, you gotta hear me out. So, like, she got caught running a stoplight, and they took her in, actually, and then get this, like, so she's in jail, and she uses her one phone call

on me. Like, how romantic is that? Desperate, bro. Son, she just wanted the charges dropped. Come on, guys. This is romance. I didn't have a phone call from jail that wasn't romantic. So I'm with you.

You felt bad when they finally caught her? I did, because, like, I'm not a monster. I have compassion. And, like, just her using that one phone call for me meant, like, so much to me. I was like, this is the right thing to do. I went and paid her bail. You bailed her out?

On the report that you put in. It was a misunderstanding. Oh my god. So what? Where is Taylor now? She's moving to Vegas and I'm helping her get started over there just paying the deposit in the first month.

You are getting finessed so hard. You're a good guy but you're too good of a guy. I'm just supporting her dreams. We're not in a committed relationship. She said she wants to see things step by step. Have you guys ever gone on a date and kissed?

I'm sure it's coming. Year 10 of this relationship is going to be super hot. Zach, my man. But like, have you guys ever gone on a date and like kissed? I'm sure it's coming. Okay. Year 10 of this relationship is going to be super. Year 10? Zach, my man. She's just misunderstood. That's all it is. And there's nothing we can say to change your mind on that.

No, this is like the happiest I've been. She's amazing. Well, if you're happy, I guess we're happy. They said money couldn't buy happiness. That's right. You don't have money. That's right. You don't have money. That's right. Not anymore, I guess. Good luck with the whole thing with Taylor, man.

Keep us updated on your situation, all right? We're happy. You're happy, brother. Honestly, keep the police updated. Yeah. You guys are going to feel so silly when you're at our wedding one day. I hope so, man. I hope so.

I already do. I know who will be paying for it. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors,

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